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Take care of your precious bodily fluids | History Memes

One of White Peony's legends comes from the novel Journey to the East. [1] It is said that one day, the immortal Lü Dongbin took a walk in Luoyang spotted White Peony, and was attracted to her beauty. Lü Dongbin then transformed himself into a handsome scholar and slept with her many times. However, in accordance with Taoist alchemy, he never e---------, in order to preserve his Yang essence. Unfortunately, Lu's immortal colleague Iron-Crutch Li and He Xiangu taught Mudan how to make him e-------- by tickling his groin. Finally, White Peony successfully made Lü Dongbin e-------- and absorbed his Yang essence. Later she cultivated herself and became immortal as well.[2] WOMEN SENSE MY POWER AND THEY SEEK THE LIFE ESSENCE. I DO NOT AVOID WOMEN, MANDRAKE. BUT I DO DENY THEM MY ESSENCE. imgflip.com imgflip.com

One of White Peony's legends comes from the novel Journey to the East. [1] It is said that one day, the immortal Lü Dongbin took a walk in Luoyang spotted White Peony, and was attracted to her beauty. Lü Dongbin then transformed himself into a handsome scholar and slept with her many times. However, in accordance with Taoist alchemy, he never e---------, in order to preserve his Yang essence. Unfortunately, Lu's immortal colleague Iron-Crutch Li and He Xiangu taught Mudan how to make him e-------- by tickling his groin. Finally, White Peony successfully made Lü Dongbin e-------- and absorbed his Yang essence. Later she cultivated herself and became immortal as well.[2] WOMEN SENSE MY POWER AND THEY SEEK THE LIFE ESSENCE. I DO NOT AVOID WOMEN, MANDRAKE. BUT I DO DENY THEM MY ESSENCE. imgflip.com imgflip.com

Okay give it to me for 5 gold coins | History Memes

Medieval peasant when you explain his acre of land and small thatched cottage is now worth £3 million.

Medieval peasant when you explain his acre of land and small thatched cottage is now worth £3 million.

USS Indianapolis Sinking is Nightmare Fuel | History Memes

USS Indianapolis is hit by 2 torpedoes on the way back from delivering Nuclear components The ship sinks killing 300 of the 1195 crew immediately. Few life jackets and support rafts are available. Countless mortally injured treading water in the pitch black night. As it was a secret mission Navy Command did not know the ship had sunk until 3.5 days later. 25 75. THE SHARKS ARE COMING

USS Indianapolis is hit by 2 torpedoes on the way back from delivering Nuclear components The ship sinks killing 300 of the 1195 crew immediately. Few life jackets and support rafts are available. Countless mortally injured treading water in the pitch black night. As it was a secret mission Navy Command did not know the ship had sunk until 3.5 days later. 25 75. THE SHARKS ARE COMING

Yup that's a great medieval setting | History Memes

Medieval Europe Medieval Europe in Movie-/ Documentaries

Medieval Europe Medieval Europe in Movie-/ Documentaries

i have never seen such blatant propoganda than 300 movies, even goebbels couldnt do better | Histor...

achaemenid elite heavy cavalry Persian nobles Persians according to Hollywood Persian in real history Queen shirin sassanid empire achaemenid infantry] darius the great ww

achaemenid elite heavy cavalry Persian nobles Persians according to Hollywood Persian in real history Queen shirin sassanid empire achaemenid infantry] darius the great ww

Kings give themselves the privilege of making their illegitimate children nobles, we, Queens, make t...

I MADE MY BASTARD SON AN EARL I MADE MINE A DUKE imgflip.com

I MADE MY BASTARD SON AN EARL I MADE MINE A DUKE imgflip.com

No, no, but it’s not funny at the end of the day is it? It’s serious. | History Memes

imgflip.com mocking Britain for enjoying flavourless grey meals learning Britain's culinary history

imgflip.com mocking Britain for enjoying flavourless grey meals learning Britain's culinary history

The moment that ended the career of the first woman in Congress | History Memes

Japan: Attacks Pearl Harbor Jeannette Rankin: I'm about to end my whole career CK

Japan: Attacks Pearl Harbor Jeannette Rankin: I'm about to end my whole career CK

Kinda an appropriate reaction | History Memes

The Politburo every time Stalin gave a speech: 9755555 EPPR Trotsky

The Politburo every time Stalin gave a speech: 9755555 EPPR Trotsky

Just some didn’t get caught | History Memes

BENDER, WHY DID YOU JUMP IN Baseball players Steroids EVERYBODY WAS DOING IT. I JUST WANTED TO BE POPULAR

BENDER, WHY DID YOU JUMP IN Baseball players Steroids EVERYBODY WAS DOING IT. I JUST WANTED TO BE POPULAR

He declared the Pope was the Antichrist | History Memes

Do you like my silly hat? Pope Leo X You are an enemy of Christ. @Nyazsche Martin Luther

Do you like my silly hat? Pope Leo X You are an enemy of Christ. @Nyazsche Martin Luther

Seriously guys, the Viet Minh were not “based” | History Memes

THE NORTH VIETNAMESE RECEIVING CREDIT FOR STOPPING THE CAMBODIAN GENOCIDE THE NVA WHO WERE THE ONES WHO ELEVATED THE KHMER ROUGE INTO POWER IN THE FIRST PLACE. imgflip.com

THE NORTH VIETNAMESE RECEIVING CREDIT FOR STOPPING THE CAMBODIAN GENOCIDE THE NVA WHO WERE THE ONES WHO ELEVATED THE KHMER ROUGE INTO POWER IN THE FIRST PLACE. imgflip.com

fucking belgium | History Memes

pls protect no defenses only protect

pls protect no defenses only protect

Average Conquistador moment | History Memes

"Look! This indigenous person doesn't believe in the religion we literally introduced to him 5 minutes ago!!" Veepik

"Look! This indigenous person doesn't believe in the religion we literally introduced to him 5 minutes ago!!" Veepik

Don't. Touch. The boats. | History Memes

I need someone to be my friend, Maybe send me an Angel, the nicest Angel you have. *Maniacal laughter*

I need someone to be my friend, Maybe send me an Angel, the nicest Angel you have. *Maniacal laughter*

you're not feminine if you don't faint | History Memes

Evolution of reaction to seeing blood... 4th & 5th Century Goth Woman Hah! That's cute 9th & 10th Century Hah! that's common Viking Lady 18th & 19th Century Damsel *faints

Evolution of reaction to seeing blood... 4th & 5th Century Goth Woman Hah! That's cute 9th & 10th Century Hah! that's common Viking Lady 18th & 19th Century Damsel *faints