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That one time Rome tried to assimilate the Judeans worship into the Roman pantheon. | History Memes

Judeans We can assimilate you to the Roman pantheon; You know this Yahweh sounds a lot like our.. ...Jupiter? All mighty ruler of the heavens? Bacchus. God of wine and ecstacy Judeans ...Apollo? God of light, truth, arts... Judeans

Judeans We can assimilate you to the Roman pantheon; You know this Yahweh sounds a lot like our.. ...Jupiter? All mighty ruler of the heavens? Bacchus. God of wine and ecstacy Judeans ...Apollo? God of light, truth, arts... Judeans

On one hand the Chad Giovanni Giustiniani, on the other hiding those goddamn ships on wheels | Histo...

Constantinople Genoese Ottomans Galata made with mematic

Constantinople Genoese Ottomans Galata made with mematic

Enjoy your new digs | History Memes

The Dutch thinking they got the steal of the century purchasing Manhattan for $24 in beads. The Tribe who sold it who never even owned the land:

The Dutch thinking they got the steal of the century purchasing Manhattan for $24 in beads. The Tribe who sold it who never even owned the land:

Dont worry Heraclius, I’m sure they’re irrelevant raiders and totally won’t carve out 2/3 of your em...

Persian-Byzantine Wars for 700 years: Byzantines: We will surely defeat and humiliate the Persians Persians: We will surely defeat and humiliate the Byzantines Meanwhile, some Arabian warlords following some obscure new Judeo-Christian heresy (Islam):

Persian-Byzantine Wars for 700 years: Byzantines: We will surely defeat and humiliate the Persians Persians: We will surely defeat and humiliate the Byzantines Meanwhile, some Arabian warlords following some obscure new Judeo-Christian heresy (Islam):

When you have to clean up your boss' mess all the time | History Memes

Louis XIV of France @louis_bourbon Wages of my ministers 2 million livres Subsidies to my allies 5 million livres Fancy wigs 1 million livres Building my big ass showoff palace 116 million livres My war with literally all of Europe 220 million livres someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My kingdom is going bankrupt 10:06 PM - Sep 29, 2013 - Twitter Web Client 57.8K Retweets 6,328 Quote Tweets 125.7K Likes 27 <] F--- you Jean Baptiste @jeanbaptistecolbert

Louis XIV of France @louis_bourbon Wages of my ministers 2 million livres Subsidies to my allies 5 million livres Fancy wigs 1 million livres Building my big ass showoff palace 116 million livres My war with literally all of Europe 220 million livres someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My kingdom is going bankrupt 10:06 PM - Sep 29, 2013 - Twitter Web Client 57.8K Retweets 6,328 Quote Tweets 125.7K Likes 27 <] F--- you Jean Baptiste @jeanbaptistecolbert

Evolution of culture | History Memes

The evolution of culture visible in socially acceptable book titles in 1969 2025 HELPING THE RETARDED TO KNOW GOD HOW TO MASTURBATE PROPERLY TM Hans R. Hahn Werner H. Raasch By Turbo Masturbo

The evolution of culture visible in socially acceptable book titles in 1969 2025 HELPING THE RETARDED TO KNOW GOD HOW TO MASTURBATE PROPERLY TM Hans R. Hahn Werner H. Raasch By Turbo Masturbo

You work for me now. | History Memes

people with disabilities, circus owners during 1800s

people with disabilities, circus owners during 1800s

a backwards island on the edge of Europe: "...you know what I'm thinking, chaps?" | History Memes

Baghdad, city of the caliphs!! WHERE SHOULD THE LARGEST LAND EMPIRE IN HISTORY EMERGE? Constantinople, city of the emperors! MONGOLIA, MIDDLE OF F------ NOWHERE Employe month Viceprendent imgflip.com

Baghdad, city of the caliphs!! WHERE SHOULD THE LARGEST LAND EMPIRE IN HISTORY EMERGE? Constantinople, city of the emperors! MONGOLIA, MIDDLE OF F------ NOWHERE Employe month Viceprendent imgflip.com

Teddy Roosevelt had quite an opinion on the Irish. | History Memes

thinking cap this f------ sucks actually (literal coolest thingever) Theodore Roosevelt for some reason ୪

thinking cap this f------ sucks actually (literal coolest thingever) Theodore Roosevelt for some reason ୪

A tale as Jew as time | History Memes

ATRADE OFFERA I RECEIVE: A generous loan offer that I will probably not be able to repay. YOU RECEIVE: Numerous prohibitions and the inability to buy any property outside a tiny and overcrowded ghetto. Average European Ruler

ATRADE OFFERA I RECEIVE: A generous loan offer that I will probably not be able to repay. YOU RECEIVE: Numerous prohibitions and the inability to buy any property outside a tiny and overcrowded ghetto. Average European Ruler

When legends have different standards | History Memes

Dragons in european folklore: Dragons in asian folklore:

Dragons in european folklore: Dragons in asian folklore:

Fancy some historiography memes today? | History Memes

"History is science, no less, no more" History is "art" 34% 34% History is art 31 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 0.1% 10 score 55 imgflip.com 70 70 85 100 115 130 145

"History is science, no less, no more" History is "art" 34% 34% History is art 31 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 0.1% 10 score 55 imgflip.com 70 70 85 100 115 130 145

Sherman: a story that ignites | History Memes

I wonder how these backsliding cowards will commemorate me..... It's an........ ONE ARSON LOCOMOTIVE

I wonder how these backsliding cowards will commemorate me..... It's an........ ONE ARSON LOCOMOTIVE

Oversimplified Intensifies | History Memes

Hannibal Barca after wiping out 20% of the Roman male fighting population just in one single battle Hannibal Barca when he realized that the Romans are still not giving up FederalEnforcedMemes

Hannibal Barca after wiping out 20% of the Roman male fighting population just in one single battle Hannibal Barca when he realized that the Romans are still not giving up FederalEnforcedMemes

Paul, history's first Karen | History Memes

And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. - Matthew 16:18 PAUL ...and I took that personally

And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. - Matthew 16:18 PAUL ...and I took that personally

Thirst trapping people to get them in church | History Memes

i think that my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one

i think that my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one

No wonder the Goths were so scared of him | History Memes

BELISAURUS REX

BELISAURUS REX

The Lady was not for turning... So he bowed down in the end | History Memes

When your youngest brother rebels against and imprisons your father and yourself, murders your other brothers and then later reinstates you as the most powerful woman in the world.... Jahanara Begum SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS ADVISOR

When your youngest brother rebels against and imprisons your father and yourself, murders your other brothers and then later reinstates you as the most powerful woman in the world.... Jahanara Begum SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS ADVISOR

absolutely metal | History Memes

Pedro: Now that I have become a King, I want every single one of you nobles to swear an oath to my beloved Queen, which she deserves. A noble: B-But, your highness! That's a corpse- Pedro to that noble: u/Khantierpartesar

Pedro: Now that I have become a King, I want every single one of you nobles to swear an oath to my beloved Queen, which she deserves. A noble: B-But, your highness! That's a corpse- Pedro to that noble: u/Khantierpartesar

John Blunt in Hell All Like "Amateurs" | History Memes