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Isn't 40,000 too many for one person, my Lord? | History Memes

Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty after putting the 39,999th Chinese woman in the royal harem: I have all this love and no one to give to.

Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty after putting the 39,999th Chinese woman in the royal harem: I have all this love and no one to give to.

Second Punic War Summary | History Memes

Hannibal Rome Carthage Scipio Africanus

Hannibal Rome Carthage Scipio Africanus

It was the happiest day of his life, until it wasn’t. | History Memes

February 12th, 1884, Albany, New York A telegram's come in. Congratulations Teddy! It's a girl! Every man in this assembly is getting a cigar! Oh, another one. It says "return home immediately, your wife and mother ar-" CIGARS STANDA

February 12th, 1884, Albany, New York A telegram's come in. Congratulations Teddy! It's a girl! Every man in this assembly is getting a cigar! Oh, another one. It says "return home immediately, your wife and mother ar-" CIGARS STANDA

ah yes, the iran-iraq war | History Memes

imgflip.com IRANI KURDS SUPPORTING IRAQ IRAQI KURDS SUPPORTING IRAN

imgflip.com IRANI KURDS SUPPORTING IRAQ IRAQI KURDS SUPPORTING IRAN

Ding dong your religion it’s wrong. | History Memes

TRAVEL TO KNOW OTHER CULTURES STAY TO EXTERMINATE THEM made with mematic

TRAVEL TO KNOW OTHER CULTURES STAY TO EXTERMINATE THEM made with mematic

Hitler, the marine engineering truther | History Memes

45,000 t 136,000 hp 30 kt 25,000 t 200,000 hp 35 kt

45,000 t 136,000 hp 30 kt 25,000 t 200,000 hp 35 kt

The Nazi didn't cared about the Ustase war crimes, what they didn't like was rerouting ressources to...

"The SS were scared of the Ustaše" Man, you have to stop.. your scaring us In reality.. please CHILL beacause of you we have to fight more and more Partisans, it's annoying

"The SS were scared of the Ustaše" Man, you have to stop.. your scaring us In reality.. please CHILL beacause of you we have to fight more and more Partisans, it's annoying

No, the family assistance stipend in Japan isn't literally 30 cents | History Memes

BEFORE POSTING: The users of r/HistoryMemes are smart! They'll know hyperbole when they see it! AFTER POSTING: 7h 50 yen per child? Lol is that a real thing, isnt one yen like a cent or less? 9h Isn't 50 yen like, 50 cents? 2h 50 yen is equivalent to 30 cents.

BEFORE POSTING: The users of r/HistoryMemes are smart! They'll know hyperbole when they see it! AFTER POSTING: 7h 50 yen per child? Lol is that a real thing, isnt one yen like a cent or less? 9h Isn't 50 yen like, 50 cents? 2h 50 yen is equivalent to 30 cents.

"how did we get here?" | History Memes

Me: *grows up learning that the numbers from 0-9 comes from the Arab region due to trade* *No no, it starts from India, then it was used extensively by the Arabs, it then got modified later on and the numbers we know of comes from Northern Africa, specifically in northern Algeria.

Me: *grows up learning that the numbers from 0-9 comes from the Arab region due to trade* *No no, it starts from India, then it was used extensively by the Arabs, it then got modified later on and the numbers we know of comes from Northern Africa, specifically in northern Algeria.

Most impreesive glow up ever | History Memes

Russian Army 1944 BAGRATION US TRUCKS T34 EVERYWHERE SUPERIOR TACTICS Russian Army 1941 WHERE ARE OUR PLANES? FINNISH ARMY STRONG SIR, THE GERMANS ARE ENCIRCLING US, WHAT DO WE DO WINTER COMES PLS imgflip.com

Russian Army 1944 BAGRATION US TRUCKS T34 EVERYWHERE SUPERIOR TACTICS Russian Army 1941 WHERE ARE OUR PLANES? FINNISH ARMY STRONG SIR, THE GERMANS ARE ENCIRCLING US, WHAT DO WE DO WINTER COMES PLS imgflip.com

Beware of this man | History Memes

The 1240's F------ HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE Sea Lepay POLAND 1241 MUNGARY TEWESVAR TRANSYLVANIA 2 The Mongol invasion of Europe, 1237-42 PRISPALDES FRSDA Backles

The 1240's F------ HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE Sea Lepay POLAND 1241 MUNGARY TEWESVAR TRANSYLVANIA 2 The Mongol invasion of Europe, 1237-42 PRISPALDES FRSDA Backles

Habsburgs cluster fuckers since 1452 | History Memes

Politicians now YOU CANT CRITZE US MAH FREee SpeECH !!! YOU CANT DO THATS UNPROFESSIONAL For my next speech i will be eating my ham sandwich and reading a newspaper for 6 hours nah listen to this new beat can we please be civil in this parliament YOUR GRAND MOTHER WAS CONCEIVED ON A MANURE HEAP! PLEASE GET ALONG, ONE SCHOOLS NAME IS NOT WORTH A 12 HOUR SPEECH Politicians then (ALL THIS HAPPEND IN THE AUSTRIA HUNGERY PARLIMENT)

Politicians now YOU CANT CRITZE US MAH FREee SpeECH !!! YOU CANT DO THATS UNPROFESSIONAL For my next speech i will be eating my ham sandwich and reading a newspaper for 6 hours nah listen to this new beat can we please be civil in this parliament YOUR GRAND MOTHER WAS CONCEIVED ON A MANURE HEAP! PLEASE GET ALONG, ONE SCHOOLS NAME IS NOT WORTH A 12 HOUR SPEECH Politicians then (ALL THIS HAPPEND IN THE AUSTRIA HUNGERY PARLIMENT)

Contain your interservice rivalrys people | History Memes

OUR ARMY-NAVY RIVALRY IS LEGENDARY OUR ARMY AND NAVY WERE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF OUR CIVIL WAR WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS. 88 AMATEURS. OWLTURD.COM imgflip.com

OUR ARMY-NAVY RIVALRY IS LEGENDARY OUR ARMY AND NAVY WERE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF OUR CIVIL WAR WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS. 88 AMATEURS. OWLTURD.COM imgflip.com

Jack Northrop was ahead of his time | History Memes

imgflip.com NEW YOU CITY Jack Northrop developing the XB-35 "Flying Wing" I'm limited by the technology of my time. Jack Northrop after seeing the B-2 Spirit I get it now.

imgflip.com NEW YOU CITY Jack Northrop developing the XB-35 "Flying Wing" I'm limited by the technology of my time. Jack Northrop after seeing the B-2 Spirit I get it now.

Shareholder profits go brrrrrrr | History Memes

Dystopian movie: *shows an evil corporation that has all the power in society, makes laws, and has a private army* People: That's so scary, thank god stuff like that is just fictional The East India Company:

Dystopian movie: *shows an evil corporation that has all the power in society, makes laws, and has a private army* People: That's so scary, thank god stuff like that is just fictional The East India Company:

They were very creative with their na-ming system | History Memes

DANISH KINGS NAMING THEIR SONS Christian Freder MING DYNASTY EMPERORS NAMING THEIR SONS 1A 1 H 1008 3 Li 6.94 ΠΑ Be 鏡 9122 12 Mg III A VIA VA IVA C7 NB B6 VILA 09 氣 Bor 1081 Carbon 12.01 Onge Natroge 14.00 Fla 1599 13 Al 14 Si 15 募 P 16 S 17 確 Alum HIB 26982 Phosphor 30974 CM 12.06 鎂 24.305 Magnesian шв IVB VB VIB VIIB VIII B VIII B VIII B 註 $5 釩 20 Ca 21 Sc 22 Ti 23 V 24 Cr 25 Mn 26 Fe 27 鈦 Chrom Manganese 14.938 鈣 51.906 Cal 40078 Scanda 44356 47367 55.845 IB # 銅鈷 Co 28 Ni 29 Cu 30 Zn 31 Cola Nickel Copper 43346 Ze 65.3 16 Ga 32 Ge 33 As 34 Se 35 " Selena B Arsenic 74902 18 Go 72.63 錯 37 Rb 38 Sr 39 Y 40 Zr 41 Nb 42 Mo 43 Tc 44 Ru 45 Ru 46 Pd 47 Ag 48 Cd 49 In 50 Sn 51 Sb 52 Te 52 錫 The Auto 1216 127.36 Rabad Moti Wri Z 85465 8762 88906 91.224 相 No Molybden Techers R 95.95 92906 $3 101.07 把 $8 Rang Pal 10642 101.07 Sc 10787 Ca da 112.41 114.82 Bri 13291 13733 Total NE 18095 T 55 Sr 56 Ba 57-71 72 Hf 73 Ta 74 W 75 Re 76 Os 77 鎢給鋼系 Had 178.49 87 Fr 88 Ra 89-103 104 Rf 105 Db 106 Sg 107 Bh 108 Hs 109 Mt no Ds 鋼系 43 19 Ir 78 Pt 79 Au 80 Hg 81 伯结 Owin 19023 Indee P 195.06 Gold 196.966 Mercy 20059 Thalli 204.38 TI 82 Pb 83 Bi 84 Po # NO 針 Lead Polos 2012 20898 [209] [26] B [260] 2700 錄 Rg 112 Cn 113 Nh 114 Fl 115 Me 116 Lv, 鏈輪 # 粒 29 19 K 銪飯 57 La 58 Ce 59 Pr 60 Nd 61 Pm 62 Sm 63 Eu 64 Gd 65 Td 66 Dy 67 Ho 68 Er 69 Tm 70 Y 錯系 # 1625 36493 167.26 1730 續 $2 # * # Bekas Califorms Ext 2511 [247] Pa 92 U3 Np 94 Pu 95 Am 96 Cm 97 Bk 98 Cf 99 Es 100 Fm 101 Md 102 N 條 89 Ac 90 Th 91 # Artis The P 23204 23104 Napa Plan Amen 44) Ca 47 Fermin Mabel

DANISH KINGS NAMING THEIR SONS Christian Freder MING DYNASTY EMPERORS NAMING THEIR SONS 1A 1 H 1008 3 Li 6.94 ΠΑ Be 鏡 9122 12 Mg III A VIA VA IVA C7 NB B6 VILA 09 氣 Bor 1081 Carbon 12.01 Onge Natroge 14.00 Fla 1599 13 Al 14 Si 15 募 P 16 S 17 確 Alum HIB 26982 Phosphor 30974 CM 12.06 鎂 24.305 Magnesian шв IVB VB VIB VIIB VIII B VIII B VIII B 註 $5 釩 20 Ca 21 Sc 22 Ti 23 V 24 Cr 25 Mn 26 Fe 27 鈦 Chrom Manganese 14.938 鈣 51.906 Cal 40078 Scanda 44356 47367 55.845 IB # 銅鈷 Co 28 Ni 29 Cu 30 Zn 31 Cola Nickel Copper 43346 Ze 65.3 16 Ga 32 Ge 33 As 34 Se 35 " Selena B Arsenic 74902 18 Go 72.63 錯 37 Rb 38 Sr 39 Y 40 Zr 41 Nb 42 Mo 43 Tc 44 Ru 45 Ru 46 Pd 47 Ag 48 Cd 49 In 50 Sn 51 Sb 52 Te 52 錫 The Auto 1216 127.36 Rabad Moti Wri Z 85465 8762 88906 91.224 相 No Molybden Techers R 95.95 92906 $3 101.07 把 $8 Rang Pal 10642 101.07 Sc 10787 Ca da 112.41 114.82 Bri 13291 13733 Total NE 18095 T 55 Sr 56 Ba 57-71 72 Hf 73 Ta 74 W 75 Re 76 Os 77 鎢給鋼系 Had 178.49 87 Fr 88 Ra 89-103 104 Rf 105 Db 106 Sg 107 Bh 108 Hs 109 Mt no Ds 鋼系 43 19 Ir 78 Pt 79 Au 80 Hg 81 伯结 Owin 19023 Indee P 195.06 Gold 196.966 Mercy 20059 Thalli 204.38 TI 82 Pb 83 Bi 84 Po # NO 針 Lead Polos 2012 20898 [209] [26] B [260] 2700 錄 Rg 112 Cn 113 Nh 114 Fl 115 Me 116 Lv, 鏈輪 # 粒 29 19 K 銪飯 57 La 58 Ce 59 Pr 60 Nd 61 Pm 62 Sm 63 Eu 64 Gd 65 Td 66 Dy 67 Ho 68 Er 69 Tm 70 Y 錯系 # 1625 36493 167.26 1730 續 $2 # * # Bekas Califorms Ext 2511 [247] Pa 92 U3 Np 94 Pu 95 Am 96 Cm 97 Bk 98 Cf 99 Es 100 Fm 101 Md 102 N 條 89 Ac 90 Th 91 # Artis The P 23204 23104 Napa Plan Amen 44) Ca 47 Fermin Mabel

When you make the future Persian Empire seem highly progressive and peaceful | History Memes

when I'm in a BRUTALISING MY ENEMIES AND DESTROYING CULTURE competition and my opponent is Ashurbanipal

when I'm in a BRUTALISING MY ENEMIES AND DESTROYING CULTURE competition and my opponent is Ashurbanipal

Sometimes I can't believe that Pol Pot was real | History Memes

Anonymous ន 21 KB JPEG 30/1/2025, 09:14:11 Saloth Sar's (Pol Pot) guide to building an Agrarian Communist Utopia: > Take power after a bloody civil war. No.18800736 > Purge the Party of anyone who doesnt agree with your vision. > Send everyone from the cities to live and work on s----- rice fields (While you live in a Palace). > Kill everyone who speaks french (Despite speaking french) > Kill everyone who is religious (Despite being raised by devout buddhists) > Kill the wealthy class (Despite being part of it) > Kill everyone who wears glasses (Despite..*sigh*) > Genocide Minorities (They are foreign spies) > Invade Vietnam (Cringe fake communists) > Lose the war, go live on the jungle till you die The Cold War gave us many insane and tyrannical dictators, but this guy absolutely takes the cake, h-------- was he mad...

Anonymous ន 21 KB JPEG 30/1/2025, 09:14:11 Saloth Sar's (Pol Pot) guide to building an Agrarian Communist Utopia: > Take power after a bloody civil war. No.18800736 > Purge the Party of anyone who doesnt agree with your vision. > Send everyone from the cities to live and work on s----- rice fields (While you live in a Palace). > Kill everyone who speaks french (Despite speaking french) > Kill everyone who is religious (Despite being raised by devout buddhists) > Kill the wealthy class (Despite being part of it) > Kill everyone who wears glasses (Despite..*sigh*) > Genocide Minorities (They are foreign spies) > Invade Vietnam (Cringe fake communists) > Lose the war, go live on the jungle till you die The Cold War gave us many insane and tyrannical dictators, but this guy absolutely takes the cake, h-------- was he mad...

That's literally all it took | History Memes

"anti-communist" A brutal dictatorship? A trusted ally!

"anti-communist" A brutal dictatorship? A trusted ally!

Only Time I've ever seen Irish Loyalists and Nationalists agree on a topic. | History Memes

BRITISH MONARCHISTS IRISH LOYALISTS CROMWELL SILENT IRISH REPUBLICANS/NATIONALISTS imgflip.com S1000 900

BRITISH MONARCHISTS IRISH LOYALISTS CROMWELL SILENT IRISH REPUBLICANS/NATIONALISTS imgflip.com S1000 900