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Does creating a new enemy count as a gain? | History Memes

JORDAN I tripled my area in just six days of war. How much did you gain after 22 years of war? ✡ H 1967 2000

JORDAN I tripled my area in just six days of war. How much did you gain after 22 years of war? ✡ H 1967 2000

Don't ask what what happened in Paris in 1961 | History Memes

Lose your entire empire in a series of wars and conflicts over a relatively short period of time and become an infamous black hole of political influence or economic success Hold on to your overseas territories for a ridiculously long time but exhaust your treasury and international good will holding them until everyone hates you and you have nothing left Remain a global imperial power for centuries despite a series of losing wars until you win the hardest two wars you ever fought and your empire decides it's independent Get your ass kicked by the fascists so hard nobody holds you accountable for joining them and exploit the guilt well into the 21st century to keep your colonial territories and avoid any questions about ethics or human rights.

Lose your entire empire in a series of wars and conflicts over a relatively short period of time and become an infamous black hole of political influence or economic success Hold on to your overseas territories for a ridiculously long time but exhaust your treasury and international good will holding them until everyone hates you and you have nothing left Remain a global imperial power for centuries despite a series of losing wars until you win the hardest two wars you ever fought and your empire decides it's independent Get your ass kicked by the fascists so hard nobody holds you accountable for joining them and exploit the guilt well into the 21st century to keep your colonial territories and avoid any questions about ethics or human rights.

And make sure they are high power! | History Memes

The Los Angeles police requesting aid to battle the two North Hollywood bank robbers Guns. Lots of guns. CITY OF LOS ANGELES www. OUNDED 1781 POLICE

The Los Angeles police requesting aid to battle the two North Hollywood bank robbers Guns. Lots of guns. CITY OF LOS ANGELES www. OUNDED 1781 POLICE

Quite a trail of destruction indeed | History Memes

Why won't Middle Eastern countries accept Palestinian refugees? King Abdullah I of Jordan got assassinated by Palestinian nationalists PLR Black September Egypt fortified its border with Gaza so Hamas terrorists can't get in The PLO migrated to Lebanon causing Israel to invade it while it was having its civil war thus making the war even worse The PLO helped Saddam Hussein invade Kuwait during the Gulf War The PLO supported the Muslim side in Lebanon's civil war turning it from the Paris of the Middle East to a violent poor war zone

Why won't Middle Eastern countries accept Palestinian refugees? King Abdullah I of Jordan got assassinated by Palestinian nationalists PLR Black September Egypt fortified its border with Gaza so Hamas terrorists can't get in The PLO migrated to Lebanon causing Israel to invade it while it was having its civil war thus making the war even worse The PLO helped Saddam Hussein invade Kuwait during the Gulf War The PLO supported the Muslim side in Lebanon's civil war turning it from the Paris of the Middle East to a violent poor war zone

Batle of Dixmude 1914, France baise ouais ⚓ | History Memes

$"FRANCE SENT US SAILORS TO SLOW US DOWN..." "IT WILL BE QUICKLY FOLDED IN 2 DAYS..... GBOREN ༢ÖTEN UM ZV 3 WEEKS LATER : tintin_du_93\ "THEY WEREN'T VERY DURABLE..." "WE CAN FINALLY RETURN TO BRITTANY"$

$"FRANCE SENT US SAILORS TO SLOW US DOWN..." "IT WILL BE QUICKLY FOLDED IN 2 DAYS..... GBOREN ༢ÖTEN UM ZV 3 WEEKS LATER : tintin_du_93\ "THEY WEREN'T VERY DURABLE..." "WE CAN FINALLY RETURN TO BRITTANY"$

Bad day in the Füherbunker | History Memes

Adolf Hitler upon hearing from General Helmut Weidling that the "September 1939" save game file was corrupted, April 29th, 1945 (colorized)

Adolf Hitler upon hearing from General Helmut Weidling that the "September 1939" save game file was corrupted, April 29th, 1945 (colorized)

Crazy context in the comments | History Memes

Adolf Hitler planning h---------- over 80 million people in six years imgflip.com Adolf hitler when he's trying to talk to a girl Ple.. please talk to me Stefania

Adolf Hitler planning h---------- over 80 million people in six years imgflip.com Adolf hitler when he's trying to talk to a girl Ple.. please talk to me Stefania

Rome stands!!!!! | History Memes

HRE was Rome Ottomans were Rome Russia was Rome Modern Finland is Rome

HRE was Rome Ottomans were Rome Russia was Rome Modern Finland is Rome

It's an interesting form of a legacy, isn't it? | History Memes

EA-NASIR RANDOMLY ACHIEVING INTERNET FAME LONG AFTER DEATH HASTEIN

EA-NASIR RANDOMLY ACHIEVING INTERNET FAME LONG AFTER DEATH HASTEIN

I just learned this was a thing and I cannot stop laughing | History Memes

If you're having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this: F21 咸

If you're having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this: F21 咸

Some things are getting better | History Memes

People today: People are so violent and depraved these days, things were better in the old days Medieval people: LMAO let's just saw this guy in half www boredpanda.com

People today: People are so violent and depraved these days, things were better in the old days Medieval people: LMAO let's just saw this guy in half www boredpanda.com

When news of your brother’s engagement gets spoiled to you by The New York Times. | History Memes

THE NEW YORK TIDA NDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 THE PRESIDENT DIED OF GANGRENE POISON A.Simonson NOTICE 廳 But Cassan LOVER'S KNOT HAIR ORNAMENTS BEST&CO Outting of Boys and Girls Joey and make that in the Following the world, dymny ply the most complite 60-42 West 23d Street, MOTHER CLA An engagement announcement? But Theodore isn't getting remarried! Theodore Roosevelt, who forgot to tell his family that he was in fact remarrying.

THE NEW YORK TIDA NDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 THE PRESIDENT DIED OF GANGRENE POISON A.Simonson NOTICE 廳 But Cassan LOVER'S KNOT HAIR ORNAMENTS BEST&CO Outting of Boys and Girls Joey and make that in the Following the world, dymny ply the most complite 60-42 West 23d Street, MOTHER CLA An engagement announcement? But Theodore isn't getting remarried! Theodore Roosevelt, who forgot to tell his family that he was in fact remarrying.

What Were Real Pirates Like? | History Memes

Fictional Pirates Fights spooky skeleton men and goes on crazy adventures Real Pirates Steals 100 million dollars Vanishes without trace

Fictional Pirates Fights spooky skeleton men and goes on crazy adventures Real Pirates Steals 100 million dollars Vanishes without trace

India you know this symbol right? | History Memes

Hello India, do you know this symbol? Oh it's the swastika, a symbol of prosperity and good luck! Why do you ask? फ्र Ugh look at that Swastika-bearing Nazi! What an evil symbol! Why Germany why? x x xx

Hello India, do you know this symbol? Oh it's the swastika, a symbol of prosperity and good luck! Why do you ask? फ्र Ugh look at that Swastika-bearing Nazi! What an evil symbol! Why Germany why? x x xx

When you just wanted citizenship, but now you're in a fight against a creature you've never seen bef...

POV: You were told that you'd get Roman citizenship for a quick round of military service and now you have to 1v1 an elephant(you don't know what those are)

POV: You were told that you'd get Roman citizenship for a quick round of military service and now you have to 1v1 an elephant(you don't know what those are)

We Owe Him An Apology | History Memes

Archeologists You actually were telling the truth. Herodotous I do that quite a lot. yet people are always surprised.

Archeologists You actually were telling the truth. Herodotous I do that quite a lot. yet people are always surprised.

Guys Wtf? | History Memes

ROMAN HORSE MEDIEVAL HORSE

ROMAN HORSE MEDIEVAL HORSE

Sedevacantism goes brrrrr | History Memes

"Are you coming to the party tonight?" "Duh! Is the Pope catholic?" Traditionalist Catholics after Vatican II: 2070 NOT ANYMORE

"Are you coming to the party tonight?" "Duh! Is the Pope catholic?" Traditionalist Catholics after Vatican II: 2070 NOT ANYMORE

Not hypocritical at all | History Memes

I am Emperor of the French and not Emperor of France because I embody all of the Revolution's ideals such as popular rule, meritocracy, and self-determination On an unrelated note: I am making my brother King of Spain

I am Emperor of the French and not Emperor of France because I embody all of the Revolution's ideals such as popular rule, meritocracy, and self-determination On an unrelated note: I am making my brother King of Spain

If there was ever a nice South African, they wouldn't be in the AWB. | History Memes

AWB members after apartheid ends and three of their comrades are executed on live television: Nothing makes sense anymore. Yeah, I know, it's definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.

AWB members after apartheid ends and three of their comrades are executed on live television: Nothing makes sense anymore. Yeah, I know, it's definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.