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The Wannabe Empire — I mean, Holy Roman Empire | History Memes

Roman Empire Holy Roman Empire

Roman Empire Holy Roman Empire

Decades of research and writing for one biography? Skill issue | History Memes

The Virgin Robert Caro The Chad Plutarch "only 5 more decades and i'll finish my 5 volume biography of LBJ!" “just finished my compendium of 48 different biographies of notable greeks and romans"

The Virgin Robert Caro The Chad Plutarch "only 5 more decades and i'll finish my 5 volume biography of LBJ!" “just finished my compendium of 48 different biographies of notable greeks and romans"

it really sounds like a roman thing | History Memes

*"Did you know that the Romans hold their testicles when it comes to testifying?" *"Considering they're Romans, I am not really surprised." *"No they don't, that's just a myth." *"They don't?!" u/khantlerpartesar

*"Did you know that the Romans hold their testicles when it comes to testifying?" *"Considering they're Romans, I am not really surprised." *"No they don't, that's just a myth." *"They don't?!" u/khantlerpartesar

A Very Historical Pig | History Memes

Just in case you didn't know, the first pig flew in 1909 I AM THE FIRST PIG TO FLY. bore com

Just in case you didn't know, the first pig flew in 1909 I AM THE FIRST PIG TO FLY. bore com

You could have spaced it over a few days | History Memes

Pheidippides after running 40 kilometres (25 mi) from Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia

Pheidippides after running 40 kilometres (25 mi) from Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia

Africa Moment | History Memes

Arms dealers selling weapons to communist Nations in the Black Market be like: How do you do, fellow communists?

Arms dealers selling weapons to communist Nations in the Black Market be like: How do you do, fellow communists?

It’s certainly crafty | History Memes

The King of Belgium resigning for one day in 1990 so that abortion would be permitted Catholic Bishops: + Is that legal?

The King of Belgium resigning for one day in 1990 so that abortion would be permitted Catholic Bishops: + Is that legal?

Chickens Are Underrated | History Memes

Cavemen: I wish there was a good source of meat and other goods that will eat our junk and get rid of pests around us These guys: say no more

Cavemen: I wish there was a good source of meat and other goods that will eat our junk and get rid of pests around us These guys: say no more

Sorry Rome, You Had Your Time | History Memes

Then why is the meme in English Roman empire was the greatest empire ever boredpanda.com

Then why is the meme in English Roman empire was the greatest empire ever boredpanda.com

If you know, you know. | History Memes

You and your pirate crew just boarded a ship. The manifest says they're part of a convoy. They don't speak your language. imgflip.com They're speaking Spanish.

You and your pirate crew just boarded a ship. The manifest says they're part of a convoy. They don't speak your language. imgflip.com They're speaking Spanish.

They call you mentally ill because you're always late to work, they call me mentally ill because I b...

the mentally ill in prehistory the mentally ill today - I AM BOTH THE DOCTOR AND PRIEST OF MY TRIBE. I COMMUNE WITH THE GREAT ANCESTORS. I MAKE TRIPS TO SEE THE FUTURE. *AAAAAARRRRRGHHHHAJAJAJA* modern life is sad but it shouldn't have the right to make me this sad

the mentally ill in prehistory the mentally ill today - I AM BOTH THE DOCTOR AND PRIEST OF MY TRIBE. I COMMUNE WITH THE GREAT ANCESTORS. I MAKE TRIPS TO SEE THE FUTURE. *AAAAAARRRRRGHHHHAJAJAJA* modern life is sad but it shouldn't have the right to make me this sad

I did not see this...coming | History Memes

imgflip.com POV: YOU WANT ANY GOVERNMENT POSITION IN THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE you have lost penis privilege ufende

imgflip.com POV: YOU WANT ANY GOVERNMENT POSITION IN THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE you have lost penis privilege ufende

Oh, who would ever wanna be Queen? | History Memes

WHEN YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR HUSBAND'S ARROGANT MISTRESS, WHO LIKES TO ACT LIKE SHE'S THE QUEEN BUT HE HAS ALREADY GROWN TIRED OF HER AND HAS DECIDED TO SET HER ASIDE IN FAVOR OF A NEW MISTRESS BUT AT LEAST THIS ONE DOESN'T SEEK TO ANTAGONIZE YOU AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY AND HONESTLY THAT'S ENOUGH imgflip.com

WHEN YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR HUSBAND'S ARROGANT MISTRESS, WHO LIKES TO ACT LIKE SHE'S THE QUEEN BUT HE HAS ALREADY GROWN TIRED OF HER AND HAS DECIDED TO SET HER ASIDE IN FAVOR OF A NEW MISTRESS BUT AT LEAST THIS ONE DOESN'T SEEK TO ANTAGONIZE YOU AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY AND HONESTLY THAT'S ENOUGH imgflip.com

Victoria Woodhull, the first woman ever nominated for president, picked Frederick Douglass as her 18...

Frederick Douglass finding out he's been nominated for Vice President by reading about it in the newspaper

Frederick Douglass finding out he's been nominated for Vice President by reading about it in the newspaper

This is what happens when you ask your friend to draw a horse | History Memes

Artist: Yes, of course I've seen a horse

Artist: Yes, of course I've seen a horse

Does creating a new enemy count as a gain? | History Memes

JORDAN I tripled my area in just six days of war. How much did you gain after 22 years of war? ✡ H 1967 2000

JORDAN I tripled my area in just six days of war. How much did you gain after 22 years of war? ✡ H 1967 2000

Don't ask what what happened in Paris in 1961 | History Memes

Lose your entire empire in a series of wars and conflicts over a relatively short period of time and become an infamous black hole of political influence or economic success Hold on to your overseas territories for a ridiculously long time but exhaust your treasury and international good will holding them until everyone hates you and you have nothing left Remain a global imperial power for centuries despite a series of losing wars until you win the hardest two wars you ever fought and your empire decides it's independent Get your ass kicked by the fascists so hard nobody holds you accountable for joining them and exploit the guilt well into the 21st century to keep your colonial territories and avoid any questions about ethics or human rights.

Lose your entire empire in a series of wars and conflicts over a relatively short period of time and become an infamous black hole of political influence or economic success Hold on to your overseas territories for a ridiculously long time but exhaust your treasury and international good will holding them until everyone hates you and you have nothing left Remain a global imperial power for centuries despite a series of losing wars until you win the hardest two wars you ever fought and your empire decides it's independent Get your ass kicked by the fascists so hard nobody holds you accountable for joining them and exploit the guilt well into the 21st century to keep your colonial territories and avoid any questions about ethics or human rights.

And make sure they are high power! | History Memes

The Los Angeles police requesting aid to battle the two North Hollywood bank robbers Guns. Lots of guns. CITY OF LOS ANGELES www. OUNDED 1781 POLICE

The Los Angeles police requesting aid to battle the two North Hollywood bank robbers Guns. Lots of guns. CITY OF LOS ANGELES www. OUNDED 1781 POLICE

Quite a trail of destruction indeed | History Memes

Why won't Middle Eastern countries accept Palestinian refugees? King Abdullah I of Jordan got assassinated by Palestinian nationalists PLR Black September Egypt fortified its border with Gaza so Hamas terrorists can't get in The PLO migrated to Lebanon causing Israel to invade it while it was having its civil war thus making the war even worse The PLO helped Saddam Hussein invade Kuwait during the Gulf War The PLO supported the Muslim side in Lebanon's civil war turning it from the Paris of the Middle East to a violent poor war zone

Why won't Middle Eastern countries accept Palestinian refugees? King Abdullah I of Jordan got assassinated by Palestinian nationalists PLR Black September Egypt fortified its border with Gaza so Hamas terrorists can't get in The PLO migrated to Lebanon causing Israel to invade it while it was having its civil war thus making the war even worse The PLO helped Saddam Hussein invade Kuwait during the Gulf War The PLO supported the Muslim side in Lebanon's civil war turning it from the Paris of the Middle East to a violent poor war zone

Batle of Dixmude 1914, France baise ouais ⚓ | History Memes

$"FRANCE SENT US SAILORS TO SLOW US DOWN..." "IT WILL BE QUICKLY FOLDED IN 2 DAYS..... GBOREN ༢ÖTEN UM ZV 3 WEEKS LATER : tintin_du_93\ "THEY WEREN'T VERY DURABLE..." "WE CAN FINALLY RETURN TO BRITTANY"$

$"FRANCE SENT US SAILORS TO SLOW US DOWN..." "IT WILL BE QUICKLY FOLDED IN 2 DAYS..... GBOREN ༢ÖTEN UM ZV 3 WEEKS LATER : tintin_du_93\ "THEY WEREN'T VERY DURABLE..." "WE CAN FINALLY RETURN TO BRITTANY"$