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as if i needed more reasons to dislike the Puritans | History Memes

William Robinson and Marmaduke Stevenson, two Quakers who came from England in 1656 to escape religious persecution, are executed in the Massachusetts Bay Colony for their religious beliefs. The two had violated a law passed by the Massachusetts General Court the year before, banning Quakers from the colony under penalty of death. WHAT DA F--- MAN!?! what you ya have against the oatmeal people!?!

William Robinson and Marmaduke Stevenson, two Quakers who came from England in 1656 to escape religious persecution, are executed in the Massachusetts Bay Colony for their religious beliefs. The two had violated a law passed by the Massachusetts General Court the year before, banning Quakers from the colony under penalty of death. WHAT DA F--- MAN!?! what you ya have against the oatmeal people!?!

Cheeky Emperor doing diplomacy | History Memes

ATRADE OFFERA i receive: Greatest Empire of sub continent history along with your daughter you receive: 500 cute elephants Chandra Gupta Maurya

ATRADE OFFERA i receive: Greatest Empire of sub continent history along with your daughter you receive: 500 cute elephants Chandra Gupta Maurya

Double Standards exist all over the world... | History Memes

KNOW THE WORK RULES The Mauryan Empire, 325-260 BCE HINDU KUSH CAUCASUS INDICUS PAROPAMISADAE I'm the biggest Indian Empire APPROPRIATE AWWW.YOU'RE SWEET. Alexand Herat ARIA Alexandria •Farah (Cham Bucephala Nika Alexande Kandahar) ARACHOSIA KARTRIPURA GEDROSIA Alexandria SALWA Arabian Sea Chandraga Mery by itory gained by Chandragupta Maury Mathura AY A ** Pataloutta MAGADHA MANGA AVANTI SAURASHTRA PULINDA KALINGA DAKSHINAPATHA S Territory gained by Bik SATYA 293- PUTRA CHOLA Mauryan sayal + Rock KERALA PANDYA PUTRA Territory regained by TAMARAPARNI Capital Cities Srinagar Bay of Bengal INDIAN OCEAN I'm the biggest Indian 0 100 200 300 mi 0 200 400 km Empire INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?! Ghazni, Kabul KASHMIR Mankos Welum KANGRA Amritsar Beds Sunol .Candahir Lahore PUNJAB Jalandhar Maltan Ush Yamuna BALUCHSTAN indus GREAT HI MALAYA KUMAUN Brahmaputra Ajodhan Sirhind Gang RANGE Panipat Delhi Sambhal Baaner, Narwaul DOAB Ghaghara Bhakkar. RAJPUTANA Thatta SINDH Jodhpur Fatehpur Sikri Agra Kannauj AYODHYA COOCH ASSAM Patna Ganges BHA Jalsalgher. Amer Amber Gwalior "Lucknow Chaus MARWAR Ranthambor Alahabad. Chitor, BUNDELKHAND Benere HAR Bihar MEWAR Chanderi" Kalmar KUTCH AHMAD SHA MALWA Ahmadabad GONDWANA Narmada Asirgarh OHANDESH Burhanpur Navanagar, GUJARAT KATHIAWAR Baroda Junagadh Arabian Sea Daulatabad NIZAM SHAHI Ahmadnagar BERAR Palamau Godiva DECCAN Golconds OUTH Sirtara ADIL SHAH *Bijepur Gaur BENGAL JHARKHAND ■Dacca Chittagong Mahanad ORISSA Bay of Bengal SHAHI Krishna Kaveri Jinji CEYLON Encyclopaedia Britannica, Inc. MUGHAL EMPIRE 1526-1707 Extent of Mughal Empire in 1530 Expansion of Mughal Empire to 1605 Expansion of Mughal Empire to 1707 Mughal expansion into Babur's Afghan kingdom Boundary of Suri empire Routes of Mughal expan sion campaigns

KNOW THE WORK RULES The Mauryan Empire, 325-260 BCE HINDU KUSH CAUCASUS INDICUS PAROPAMISADAE I'm the biggest Indian Empire APPROPRIATE AWWW.YOU'RE SWEET. Alexand Herat ARIA Alexandria •Farah (Cham Bucephala Nika Alexande Kandahar) ARACHOSIA KARTRIPURA GEDROSIA Alexandria SALWA Arabian Sea Chandraga Mery by itory gained by Chandragupta Maury Mathura AY A ** Pataloutta MAGADHA MANGA AVANTI SAURASHTRA PULINDA KALINGA DAKSHINAPATHA S Territory gained by Bik SATYA 293- PUTRA CHOLA Mauryan sayal + Rock KERALA PANDYA PUTRA Territory regained by TAMARAPARNI Capital Cities Srinagar Bay of Bengal INDIAN OCEAN I'm the biggest Indian 0 100 200 300 mi 0 200 400 km Empire INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?! Ghazni, Kabul KASHMIR Mankos Welum KANGRA Amritsar Beds Sunol .Candahir Lahore PUNJAB Jalandhar Maltan Ush Yamuna BALUCHSTAN indus GREAT HI MALAYA KUMAUN Brahmaputra Ajodhan Sirhind Gang RANGE Panipat Delhi Sambhal Baaner, Narwaul DOAB Ghaghara Bhakkar. RAJPUTANA Thatta SINDH Jodhpur Fatehpur Sikri Agra Kannauj AYODHYA COOCH ASSAM Patna Ganges BHA Jalsalgher. Amer Amber Gwalior "Lucknow Chaus MARWAR Ranthambor Alahabad. Chitor, BUNDELKHAND Benere HAR Bihar MEWAR Chanderi" Kalmar KUTCH AHMAD SHA MALWA Ahmadabad GONDWANA Narmada Asirgarh OHANDESH Burhanpur Navanagar, GUJARAT KATHIAWAR Baroda Junagadh Arabian Sea Daulatabad NIZAM SHAHI Ahmadnagar BERAR Palamau Godiva DECCAN Golconds OUTH Sirtara ADIL SHAH *Bijepur Gaur BENGAL JHARKHAND ■Dacca Chittagong Mahanad ORISSA Bay of Bengal SHAHI Krishna Kaveri Jinji CEYLON Encyclopaedia Britannica, Inc. MUGHAL EMPIRE 1526-1707 Extent of Mughal Empire in 1530 Expansion of Mughal Empire to 1605 Expansion of Mughal Empire to 1707 Mughal expansion into Babur's Afghan kingdom Boundary of Suri empire Routes of Mughal expan sion campaigns

And thus began centuries of bloodshed. | History Memes

WHAT WILL YOU TAKE?" m RUSSIAN EMPIRE THROUGHOUT MOST OF IT'S HISTORY WE WILL DEUS TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE." DEUS ULT U DEUS LT DE imgflip.com MKS-BNC MICOSE BUBONICA

WHAT WILL YOU TAKE?" m RUSSIAN EMPIRE THROUGHOUT MOST OF IT'S HISTORY WE WILL DEUS TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE." DEUS ULT U DEUS LT DE imgflip.com MKS-BNC MICOSE BUBONICA

Double standards | History Memes

117 AD 1566 AD "You look nice today" "You look nice today" Flirting Harassment Know the difference. Rom Dodate

117 AD 1566 AD "You look nice today" "You look nice today" Flirting Harassment Know the difference. Rom Dodate

Zoe Porphyrogenita never got what she truly wanted (context below) | History Memes

You, the Byzantine Empress, and your lover assassinate your husband Your lover becomes emperor He proves to be no better a husband than your ex He proves to be no better a husband than your ex

You, the Byzantine Empress, and your lover assassinate your husband Your lover becomes emperor He proves to be no better a husband than your ex He proves to be no better a husband than your ex

Friedrich II giving up his claim to the HRE | History Memes

POPE INNOCENT III FORCING FRIEDRICH II TO GIVE UP HIS CLAIM TO THE HRE imgflip.com DO IT

POPE INNOCENT III FORCING FRIEDRICH II TO GIVE UP HIS CLAIM TO THE HRE imgflip.com DO IT

That One Time Abu Nuwas went into Berserk Mode in his Poetry (Context in Comment) | History Memes

NEVER ASK A WOMAN HER AGE NEVER ASK A MAN HIS SALARY NEVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ABU NUWAS'S MOTHER. V

NEVER ASK A WOMAN HER AGE NEVER ASK A MAN HIS SALARY NEVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ABU NUWAS'S MOTHER. V

Alpine nation of Switzerland | History Memes

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. (Dante Alighieri) +

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. (Dante Alighieri) +

reason ww2 started | History Memes

KONISBERG POLAND DANZIG GERMANY

KONISBERG POLAND DANZIG GERMANY

Shut your trap and bring me more dead bodies stat! | History Memes

GRAVE ROBBERS: You ain't a doctor or medical student. Why do you keep asking us for dead bodies? BEN FRANKLIN: made with mematic THAT'S MY BUSINESS! SN

GRAVE ROBBERS: You ain't a doctor or medical student. Why do you keep asking us for dead bodies? BEN FRANKLIN: made with mematic THAT'S MY BUSINESS! SN

Met this guy at a conference, he gave me his card. Does anyone know if he's legit? | History Memes

Ea-nasir “Best copper in all of Ur"

Ea-nasir “Best copper in all of Ur"

Thanks to both Ron Burgundy and ancient historians | History Memes

A worrisome amount of historians: DISCLAIMER Every word in this book is true. You can fact-check most of it but much of it lives within my brain. Fortunately for you my memory is infallible. With the exception of people, places, situations and dialogue, I'm like a walking encyclopedia of facts. You might as well chisel this baby in stone, because what you are holding is a perfect unchallengeable chronicle of American history and personal narrative. You are welcome.

A worrisome amount of historians: DISCLAIMER Every word in this book is true. You can fact-check most of it but much of it lives within my brain. Fortunately for you my memory is infallible. With the exception of people, places, situations and dialogue, I'm like a walking encyclopedia of facts. You might as well chisel this baby in stone, because what you are holding is a perfect unchallengeable chronicle of American history and personal narrative. You are welcome.

Teddy Roosevelt’s first foray into politics was a bit, bumpy. | History Memes

What is the license fee? $200? 8 We at the Saloon Row have to pay $200. That isn't half enough! It ought to be $1,000!

What is the license fee? $200? 8 We at the Saloon Row have to pay $200. That isn't half enough! It ought to be $1,000!

I can take em | History Memes

Sal's punishment: "Sal, wear a blindfold and touch this cat for 30 seconds!" Murr's punishment: E "Murr, DECLARE WAR ON THE TRIPLE ALLIANCE imgflip.com

Sal's punishment: "Sal, wear a blindfold and touch this cat for 30 seconds!" Murr's punishment: E "Murr, DECLARE WAR ON THE TRIPLE ALLIANCE imgflip.com

outstanding move | History Memes

Bismarck editing the Ems Telegram in 1870: imgflip.com goals are beyond your understanding

Bismarck editing the Ems Telegram in 1870: imgflip.com goals are beyond your understanding