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Amazing tactical genius from the Saracens | History Memes

Attack the Knight's castle while it's under construction Tear the castle down brick by brick Throw one of the dead knights into the cistern You've poisoned your army's cistern
Attack the Knight's castle while it's under construction Tear the castle down brick by brick Throw one of the dead knights into the cistern You've poisoned your army's cistern

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A glorious heaven awaits you | History Memes

Osama bin Laden convincing. others to join in his plan to attack the United States mglip.com Suicide is badass
Osama bin Laden convincing. others to join in his plan to attack the United States mglip.com Suicide is badass

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bro was not amused | History Memes

Columbus when he found out that the Olmecs, Mayans, and Aztecs, used cocoa beans as local currency instead of gold: u/Khantlerpartesar
Columbus when he found out that the Olmecs, Mayans, and Aztecs, used cocoa beans as local currency instead of gold: u/Khantlerpartesar

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My favorite academic buzzword, it can mean anything | History Memes

How ancient rulers described their own actions: Their men young and old I took prisoners. Of some I cut off their feet and hands; of others I cut off the ears noses and lips; of the young men's ears I made a heap; of the old men's heads I made a minaret. I exposed their heads as a trophy in front of their city. The male children How modern historians describe it: "Consolidation of power"
How ancient rulers described their own actions: Their men young and old I took prisoners. Of some I cut off their feet and hands; of others I cut off the ears noses and lips; of the young men's ears I made a heap; of the old men's heads I made a minaret. I exposed their heads as a trophy in front of their city. The male children How modern historians describe it: "Consolidation of power"

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Fun fact | History Memes

A If I had a nickel for every time a European prince is chosen to be King of Greece, I'd have two nickels. imgflip.com Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
A If I had a nickel for every time a European prince is chosen to be King of Greece, I'd have two nickels. imgflip.com Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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some merely plunder and lay waste while others commit medieval genocide | History Memes

Vikings meeting the Normans on the British Isles: BLITZEN-DIESEL Coil USMERZER Ahora fon parto del ar 200 NEED ASSISTANCE?
Vikings meeting the Normans on the British Isles: BLITZEN-DIESEL Coil USMERZER Ahora fon parto del ar 200 NEED ASSISTANCE?

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Certainly didn’t expect that reaction | History Memes

Poland: We declare war on you! Japan: We reject your declaration Poland: WOW...THAT'S WEIRD
Poland: We declare war on you! Japan: We reject your declaration Poland: WOW...THAT'S WEIRD

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"Zu Befehl Herr Hauptman", oh, sorry, I wanted to say "A vos ordre mon lieuteneant" | History Memes

imgflip.com Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary A French légionnaire speaking german fluently What he has done between 1940 and 1945
imgflip.com Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary A French légionnaire speaking german fluently What he has done between 1940 and 1945

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ho chi min really tried to be America friend | History Memes

America not now Ho www.mentirinhas.com.br America not now Ho America Ho chi min! F--- off commie Death to western imperialism! 100
America not now Ho www.mentirinhas.com.br America not now Ho America Ho chi min! F--- off commie Death to western imperialism! 100

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Sparta with an absolute pro move | History Memes

Sparta replying "If" to Philip II Sparta getting absolutely obliterated afterwards
Sparta replying "If" to Philip II Sparta getting absolutely obliterated afterwards

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Roman Empire Cinematic Universe (updated) | History Memes

ROMAN EMPIRE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SPOR SPQR The franchise that inspired original (Macedonia) The prequel to the original (Roman Republic) 求 117 AD Aconsnickers The amazing original (Roman Empire) 555 AD a B a B Everyone's favourite sequel (Eastern Roman Empire) The original version of the sequel which got scrapped before production started (Western Roman Empire) The cheap fake that was sold under a franchise in the 90s to avoid bankruptcy (Carolingian Empire) CCC The weird German spin-off (Holy Roman Empire) The cheap Eastern European theather production from the 70s (First Bulgarian Empire) 1683 AD The pathetic parody made in the basement (Latin Empire) The fan-hated sequel that was made after the transfer of the franchise rights to Disney (Ottoman Empire) The ambitious fan project that has nothing to do with the original (Russian Empire) Pseudohistorical fanfiction (Spanish Empire) The low-budget sequel that everyone forgot about (Venetian Republic) The French arthouse that everyone liked (First French Empire) The promising comeback that flopped at the box office (Greece) The Netflix adaptation that many didn't understand (United States) ++ The sitcom based on the original (Romania) The sequel to the German spin-off (German Empire) The modern reboot nobody asked for (Italy) November, 1942 Nazi Germany Well Witter The German horror spin-off that got tottaly out of control. The movie was banned thank God (Nazi Germany)
ROMAN EMPIRE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SPOR SPQR The franchise that inspired original (Macedonia) The prequel to the original (Roman Republic) 求 117 AD Aconsnickers The amazing original (Roman Empire) 555 AD a B a B Everyone's favourite sequel (Eastern Roman Empire) The original version of the sequel which got scrapped before production started (Western Roman Empire) The cheap fake that was sold under a franchise in the 90s to avoid bankruptcy (Carolingian Empire) CCC The weird German spin-off (Holy Roman Empire) The cheap Eastern European theather production from the 70s (First Bulgarian Empire) 1683 AD The pathetic parody made in the basement (Latin Empire) The fan-hated sequel that was made after the transfer of the franchise rights to Disney (Ottoman Empire) The ambitious fan project that has nothing to do with the original (Russian Empire) Pseudohistorical fanfiction (Spanish Empire) The low-budget sequel that everyone forgot about (Venetian Republic) The French arthouse that everyone liked (First French Empire) The promising comeback that flopped at the box office (Greece) The Netflix adaptation that many didn't understand (United States) ++ The sitcom based on the original (Romania) The sequel to the German spin-off (German Empire) The modern reboot nobody asked for (Italy) November, 1942 Nazi Germany Well Witter The German horror spin-off that got tottaly out of control. The movie was banned thank God (Nazi Germany)

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Twitter (Officially known as X) | History Memes

Died in 1933 Born in DEM DEUTSCHEN VOLKE 2025 Elon Musk says X was knocked offline by 'massive cyberattack' that originated in 'Ukraine area' By Victor Nava and Caitlin Doombos Published March 10, 2025 | Updated March 10, 2025, 6:37 p.m. ET Elon Musk says cyberattack on X originated in Ukraine Elon Musk says cyberattack op leted in Ung FOX USINESS 3:32P CT UDE Kudlow EXCLUSIVE 1.55 GOLD 2,891.40 22.70 78 NEXT Kudlow ARMA (XPH) 43.83 0.60 SPDR RETAIL STEHEN MILLE Welcome back Reichstag fire Article Talk
Died in 1933 Born in DEM DEUTSCHEN VOLKE 2025 Elon Musk says X was knocked offline by 'massive cyberattack' that originated in 'Ukraine area' By Victor Nava and Caitlin Doombos Published March 10, 2025 | Updated March 10, 2025, 6:37 p.m. ET Elon Musk says cyberattack on X originated in Ukraine Elon Musk says cyberattack op leted in Ung FOX USINESS 3:32P CT UDE Kudlow EXCLUSIVE 1.55 GOLD 2,891.40 22.70 78 NEXT Kudlow ARMA (XPH) 43.83 0.60 SPDR RETAIL STEHEN MILLE Welcome back Reichstag fire Article Talk

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How to become Chinese. | History Memes

How to become Chinese, step-by-step guide Step 1: Conquer China Sorry, you are no longer the Emperor. We own your lands and wealth now. Damn. A Step 2: See the nice things Chinese have 8 Gunpowder Philosophy Silk * Bureaucracy Paper Step 3: Become Chinese Exam System I am the Emperor now.
How to become Chinese, step-by-step guide Step 1: Conquer China Sorry, you are no longer the Emperor. We own your lands and wealth now. Damn. A Step 2: See the nice things Chinese have 8 Gunpowder Philosophy Silk * Bureaucracy Paper Step 3: Become Chinese Exam System I am the Emperor now.

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nobody: british empire: | History Memes

Nobody: British Empire: I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT
Nobody: British Empire: I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT

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My theory for the disproportionate attention the I/P conflict gets | History Memes

We don't get it, Israel-Palestine! We're way deadlier than you, but we get a fraction of the attention. It's not fair! H ****** Oh that's easy. Brand recognition! Iran-Iraq War 1.25 million dead in 8 years Lebanese Civil War 150,000'dead in 15 years 2nd Congo War 5.4 million dead in 5 years Israeli-Palestinian Conflict 90,000 dead in 100 years Lebanese Civil War? You sound like like an argument between lesbians. Iran-Iraq War? Westerners can't even tell you two apart. I'm sorry Congo, but nobody cares about Africa outside of Africa. But everyone knows the m------------ Holy Land! 1 I'm the primary setting of the most popular book ever made! I've got: Jerusalem, Jesus, Al Aqsa, The Crusades. , You just can't compete with that reach! So don't even bother. Come back to me when you become central to three of the world's most influential religions! F--- you, Israel-Palestine!
We don't get it, Israel-Palestine! We're way deadlier than you, but we get a fraction of the attention. It's not fair! H ****** Oh that's easy. Brand recognition! Iran-Iraq War 1.25 million dead in 8 years Lebanese Civil War 150,000'dead in 15 years 2nd Congo War 5.4 million dead in 5 years Israeli-Palestinian Conflict 90,000 dead in 100 years Lebanese Civil War? You sound like like an argument between lesbians. Iran-Iraq War? Westerners can't even tell you two apart. I'm sorry Congo, but nobody cares about Africa outside of Africa. But everyone knows the m------------ Holy Land! 1 I'm the primary setting of the most popular book ever made! I've got: Jerusalem, Jesus, Al Aqsa, The Crusades. , You just can't compete with that reach! So don't even bother. Come back to me when you become central to three of the world's most influential religions! F--- you, Israel-Palestine!

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Martin Luther did a 180° on the German Peasants' rebellion of 1525 real quick | History Memes

JI Martin Luther telling the German peasants that their demands are just but rebelling isn't the right way Martin Luther furiously ranting about how all the rebelling German peasants should die (he found out they're being led by an anabaptist)
JI Martin Luther telling the German peasants that their demands are just but rebelling isn't the right way Martin Luther furiously ranting about how all the rebelling German peasants should die (he found out they're being led by an anabaptist)

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