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Humble AF!! | History Memes

Pharaohs in 2500 BC, downgrading themselves from being actual gods to just being the sons of actual gods I, too, am extraordinarily humble

Pharaohs in 2500 BC, downgrading themselves from being actual gods to just being the sons of actual gods I, too, am extraordinarily humble

Oy vey. | History Memes

HITLER:,,IF ONLY 10-15.000 JEWS HAD BEEN GASSED DURING THE WAR LIKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OUR BEST GERMAN SOLDIERS.ALL THE SACRIFICE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING." u/j1ggl SABC 12.000 FALLEN JEWISH-GERMAN SOLDIERS imgflip.com Amla joke to you?

HITLER:,,IF ONLY 10-15.000 JEWS HAD BEEN GASSED DURING THE WAR LIKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OUR BEST GERMAN SOLDIERS.ALL THE SACRIFICE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING." u/j1ggl SABC 12.000 FALLEN JEWISH-GERMAN SOLDIERS imgflip.com Amla joke to you?

"we doesnt need therapy back in my days" | History Memes

Historians opening their book of examples of crazy guys that made horrendous crimes against humanity because some easy to treat mental disorder and argue against their garnparents who say they doesnt need therapy back in their days

Historians opening their book of examples of crazy guys that made horrendous crimes against humanity because some easy to treat mental disorder and argue against their garnparents who say they doesnt need therapy back in their days

Mexican revolution political compass | History Memes

Left Mugica -Actually a marxist -Mexico's "next president" until spanish civil war incident -way socialist than cardenas -atheist The revolutionary patriotism ¡VIVA MEXICO¡ 283 MERICANGE The marxist constitutionalist -Wants to convert Mexico into a socialist state Authoritarian The left wing constitutionalist -wants social justice -colectivist The right wing constitutionalist -Libertarian -Conservative -fears that Mexico will become socialist The church -Taliban style destroyed churches -one of the most Anticlerical constitutions of all time -profaned churches used as ammunition warehouse Don porfirio -Orden y progreso -savage capitalist -Exiled in France -Thinks zapata is a socialist The constitutionalist army -kill every other faction at end of the war -Hates chinese Villa -hivemind MF -create is own currency -take the means of production -prohibites alcohol -builds a lot of schools -loves strawberry milkshake The "revolutionary" institutionalist -predecessor of the PRI -Wants to keep the advances of revolution by "institutionalization The huertism -Actually a german empire puppet state -Doesn't have idea of politics -Leaves The expedicion punitiva The cardenist -"socialist" education -Oil expropiation enthusiast -support spanish republic later constitutionalist soldier factory workers The federal -once a federal -supports revolutionary cause The soldadera -Fights against porfirato patriarchy -thinks gonna have the right to vote if fight (SPOILER) NO The "leva" -forced recruitment soldier becomes a muralist or philosoper later in life -younger than 21 Zapata -Tierra y libertad -BASED AF The Flores Magon bros -Actual anarchists -Real fathers of revolution -killed by government The adelita -Nurse and Chef for revolutionary troops -Rich AF -Lineage Madero -Well educated -Pretty conservative -Later hated by revolutionaries The kaiser -Wants to use Mexico to distract US from Europe -Financed Huerta, later villa The burrito seller - invented a flour tortilla taco and sell it to the troops -wants to see halley's comet The ranchero -not rich either not poor -revolutionaries think he is an oligarch -expropriated The rober baron -overthrow Diaz -Financed Madero -Wants to take Mexico's natural resources and territory The Suffragette The chupacabras The ejidatario -First wave Feminist -Maybe an anarchist -Intelectual -take advantage of chaos to eat ranchers goats -Once a laborer, now a rancher The bandolero -Take adventage of the chaos, steals cows, chikens, and robs people The magonists The yaqui -Take revenge on Diaz regime repression and indigenous people assesination -uses Arrows and knifes CHAD DONKEY -has a food with his name -used to trainsports machine guns and explosives Libertarian Sam Dreben -Literally a mercenary -hired by villa and support the revolution -later hired by usa and helps to kill him The villistas -Once outlaws, now "revolutionaries" A The gun seller Right

Left Mugica -Actually a marxist -Mexico's "next president" until spanish civil war incident -way socialist than cardenas -atheist The revolutionary patriotism ¡VIVA MEXICO¡ 283 MERICANGE The marxist constitutionalist -Wants to convert Mexico into a socialist state Authoritarian The left wing constitutionalist -wants social justice -colectivist The right wing constitutionalist -Libertarian -Conservative -fears that Mexico will become socialist The church -Taliban style destroyed churches -one of the most Anticlerical constitutions of all time -profaned churches used as ammunition warehouse Don porfirio -Orden y progreso -savage capitalist -Exiled in France -Thinks zapata is a socialist The constitutionalist army -kill every other faction at end of the war -Hates chinese Villa -hivemind MF -create is own currency -take the means of production -prohibites alcohol -builds a lot of schools -loves strawberry milkshake The "revolutionary" institutionalist -predecessor of the PRI -Wants to keep the advances of revolution by "institutionalization The huertism -Actually a german empire puppet state -Doesn't have idea of politics -Leaves The expedicion punitiva The cardenist -"socialist" education -Oil expropiation enthusiast -support spanish republic later constitutionalist soldier factory workers The federal -once a federal -supports revolutionary cause The soldadera -Fights against porfirato patriarchy -thinks gonna have the right to vote if fight (SPOILER) NO The "leva" -forced recruitment soldier becomes a muralist or philosoper later in life -younger than 21 Zapata -Tierra y libertad -BASED AF The Flores Magon bros -Actual anarchists -Real fathers of revolution -killed by government The adelita -Nurse and Chef for revolutionary troops -Rich AF -Lineage Madero -Well educated -Pretty conservative -Later hated by revolutionaries The kaiser -Wants to use Mexico to distract US from Europe -Financed Huerta, later villa The burrito seller - invented a flour tortilla taco and sell it to the troops -wants to see halley's comet The ranchero -not rich either not poor -revolutionaries think he is an oligarch -expropriated The rober baron -overthrow Diaz -Financed Madero -Wants to take Mexico's natural resources and territory The Suffragette The chupacabras The ejidatario -First wave Feminist -Maybe an anarchist -Intelectual -take advantage of chaos to eat ranchers goats -Once a laborer, now a rancher The bandolero -Take adventage of the chaos, steals cows, chikens, and robs people The magonists The yaqui -Take revenge on Diaz regime repression and indigenous people assesination -uses Arrows and knifes CHAD DONKEY -has a food with his name -used to trainsports machine guns and explosives Libertarian Sam Dreben -Literally a mercenary -hired by villa and support the revolution -later hired by usa and helps to kill him The villistas -Once outlaws, now "revolutionaries" A The gun seller Right

by god, it keeps happening | History Memes

605 BC You have freed us from the Assyrians! Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management." 539 BC You have freed us from the Babylonians! Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management." 332 BC You have freed us from the Persians! Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management."

605 BC You have freed us from the Assyrians! Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management." 539 BC You have freed us from the Babylonians! Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management." 332 BC You have freed us from the Persians! Oh, I wouldn't say "freed", more like "under new management."

Give them both 50,000 troops and a week, which one manages to kill more of their own men? | History Memes

alex @alextalktoem these generals having a mid off ANGELA @CANGELA300-3d This is me... and that's you ... girl 11:05 PM - 6/12/20⚫ Twitter for iPhone 193 Retweets 425 Likes

alex @alextalktoem these generals having a mid off ANGELA @CANGELA300-3d This is me... and that's you ... girl 11:05 PM - 6/12/20⚫ Twitter for iPhone 193 Retweets 425 Likes

This man look like leftism | History Memes

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Cannae was impressive but Yarmouk was just as impressive and infinitely more important. | History Memes

PECTVENIK KPMM YARMOUK (THE BATTLE THAT ENDED ROME AS A SUPERPOWER) imgflip.com CANNAE (MASSIVE DEFEAT, BUT ONE THAT DIDN'T STOP ROME FROM WINNING)

PECTVENIK KPMM YARMOUK (THE BATTLE THAT ENDED ROME AS A SUPERPOWER) imgflip.com CANNAE (MASSIVE DEFEAT, BUT ONE THAT DIDN'T STOP ROME FROM WINNING)

How are you feeling today? | History Memes

How are you feeling on a scale of Weird medieval art? PARAQITE 4494 SUSTINUS 4109 made with mematic

How are you feeling on a scale of Weird medieval art? PARAQITE 4494 SUSTINUS 4109 made with mematic

Franz Joseph II really only had one response | History Memes

The illusion... "It was nice, we were quite pleased" Organize a great event Organize a disastrous event ...of free choice.

The illusion... "It was nice, we were quite pleased" Organize a great event Organize a disastrous event ...of free choice.

All roads lead Roma | History Memes

The Gaza Empire in Mozambique! | History Memes

YEAH I SUPPORT GAZA Chicualacuata INHAMBANE GAZA Massing ÁFRICA DO SUL Inhambane Inharrime OCEANO INDICO THE GAZA EMPIRE

YEAH I SUPPORT GAZA Chicualacuata INHAMBANE GAZA Massing ÁFRICA DO SUL Inhambane Inharrime OCEANO INDICO THE GAZA EMPIRE

Something something insider trading | History Memes

JFK before banning all cuban products from the USA: #TheOrvil 1200 CUBAN CIGARS imgflip.com

JFK before banning all cuban products from the USA: #TheOrvil 1200 CUBAN CIGARS imgflip.com

And that included all eleven Brits on the expedition. | History Memes

Tenzing and Hillary entering the history books after reaching the summit The other thirteen guys made with mematic

Tenzing and Hillary entering the history books after reaching the summit The other thirteen guys made with mematic

They said it's from Arizona | History Memes

imgflip.com Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary Indonesian Air Force Where they got their A-4

imgflip.com Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary Indonesian Air Force Where they got their A-4

There (hopefully) will never be another situation when conventional war gets so bad nukes will save lives. | History Memes

THE PACIFIC THEATER ENDED BADLY 200,000 DEAD IN THE NUKINGS A REALISTIC ESTIMATE OF OVER A MILLION BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE DEAD IN OPERATION DOWNFALL imgflip.com

THE PACIFIC THEATER ENDED BADLY 200,000 DEAD IN THE NUKINGS A REALISTIC ESTIMATE OF OVER A MILLION BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE DEAD IN OPERATION DOWNFALL imgflip.com

The First Opium War | History Memes

You savages of the further seas have waxed so bold, it seems, as to defy and insult our mighty Empire. Of a truth it is high time for you to 'flay the face and cleanse the heart,' and to amend your ways. If you submit humbly to the Celestial dynasty and tender your allegiance, it may give you a chance to purge yourselves of your past sins. 10 10 10 Lin Zexu forgets the Qing Dynasty is not an industrialized global superpower.

You savages of the further seas have waxed so bold, it seems, as to defy and insult our mighty Empire. Of a truth it is high time for you to 'flay the face and cleanse the heart,' and to amend your ways. If you submit humbly to the Celestial dynasty and tender your allegiance, it may give you a chance to purge yourselves of your past sins. 10 10 10 Lin Zexu forgets the Qing Dynasty is not an industrialized global superpower.

2.5 million Indian soldiers fought under British against the Axis powers | History Memes

Everyone thanking the USA, UK, and USSR for defeating the axis India India India who fought on all fronts and gave the allies the largest amount of volunteers in history yet wasn't recognized for it's contributions to the war

Everyone thanking the USA, UK, and USSR for defeating the axis India India India who fought on all fronts and gave the allies the largest amount of volunteers in history yet wasn't recognized for it's contributions to the war

This how we do it | History Memes

Europe Americans naming cities "New [City name]" Europe

Europe Americans naming cities "New [City name]" Europe

They had some Real Bangers | History Memes

CO AND CON AND CAN'T A MAN JUST ENJOY COMMUNIST MUSIC, WITHOUT BEEING COMMUNIST SIGHSOMEMORE TWO E OKAY E SIGHSOMEMORE CON AND CON AND 706 TWO NEA G TWO REA BUT NOT BECAUSE I AM COMMUNIST ENJOY COMMUNIST MUSIC imgflip.com I

CO AND CON AND CAN'T A MAN JUST ENJOY COMMUNIST MUSIC, WITHOUT BEEING COMMUNIST SIGHSOMEMORE TWO E OKAY E SIGHSOMEMORE CON AND CON AND 706 TWO NEA G TWO REA BUT NOT BECAUSE I AM COMMUNIST ENJOY COMMUNIST MUSIC imgflip.com I