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Not as dramatic, but at least it's succinct | History Memes

New Password Samson Weak New Password Samsonwithlonghair Strong

New Password Samson Weak New Password Samsonwithlonghair Strong

I mean, the Assyrians were very proud of their brutality too, but they would be offended that we are so ignorant of their massive scientific and technological advances | History Memes

TIME TRAVELER ing "BE THE FIRST TO USE THE POTTER'S WHEEL TO MAKE BETTER POTTERY?" IMA AIRED ME "AN ASTRONOMY SO ADVANCED TO BE ABLE TO ACCURATELY PREDICT THE "YOU WILL BE KNOWN FOR MOVEMENT OF MANY PLANETS?" "NO, I KNOW, CREATE COMPLEX IRRIGATION SYSTEMS TO GET WATER TO MY CROPS" "BUT I CREATED THE TIME OR BRUTALITY IN WAR" DIVISION BASED IN THE NUMBER 60!" imgflip.com

TIME TRAVELER ing "BE THE FIRST TO USE THE POTTER'S WHEEL TO MAKE BETTER POTTERY?" IMA AIRED ME "AN ASTRONOMY SO ADVANCED TO BE ABLE TO ACCURATELY PREDICT THE "YOU WILL BE KNOWN FOR MOVEMENT OF MANY PLANETS?" "NO, I KNOW, CREATE COMPLEX IRRIGATION SYSTEMS TO GET WATER TO MY CROPS" "BUT I CREATED THE TIME OR BRUTALITY IN WAR" DIVISION BASED IN THE NUMBER 60!" imgflip.com

Don't care if it's not historically accurate, it's funny as hell | History Memes

The Aztec high priest trying to stop the cannonball flying right towards him after sacrificing 20 people to Tzolchtqltiopzcqhli W

The Aztec high priest trying to stop the cannonball flying right towards him after sacrificing 20 people to Tzolchtqltiopzcqhli W

Ships bought with Persian gold float just as well | History Memes

Classical Greeks when their cultural Arch-Nemesis offers to fund their war against their neighbours Gold is Gold

Classical Greeks when their cultural Arch-Nemesis offers to fund their war against their neighbours Gold is Gold

"Horus, why is my salad salty?" | History Memes

Fighting Set Nutting in his salad

Fighting Set Nutting in his salad

Swan Lake

Soviet politicians during political crisis: It... it can't be that bad, can it?

Soviet politicians during political crisis: It... it can't be that bad, can it?

Unrealistic beauty standards for five thousand years | History Memes

Pharaohs in their carven stone statutes Pharaohs in real life

Pharaohs in their carven stone statutes Pharaohs in real life

Language Death

When Mycenaean Greek society collapses and there are no Kings that need clerical work anymore Linear B Guess I'll die

When Mycenaean Greek society collapses and there are no Kings that need clerical work anymore Linear B Guess I'll die

Christianity

Japan 1597 Execute all Christians More than 250 years later Welcome my brother 16-1 t

Japan 1597 Execute all Christians More than 250 years later Welcome my brother 16-1 t

Not A Crook

You are remembered for Treason Environmental acts? Pushing for school integration of race and gender

You are remembered for Treason Environmental acts? Pushing for school integration of race and gender

Many Such Cases

"He was a product of his time" mfs when they realize the person they are defending were considered bad for their time as well

"He was a product of his time" mfs when they realize the person they are defending were considered bad for their time as well

My Brother In Jupiter

Dudes be like "the senate is corrupt" My fellow man of the republic. You are literally the one handing out bribes

Dudes be like "the senate is corrupt" My fellow man of the republic. You are literally the one handing out bribes

Classical Clickbait

ROMAN NOBLEMAN Catches PIRATES So He WHO HELD HIM HOSTAGE Crucified THEM AFTER SLITTING THEIR THROATS Published 5 months agoon 75 BC By POLYAENUS

ROMAN NOBLEMAN Catches PIRATES So He WHO HELD HIM HOSTAGE Crucified THEM AFTER SLITTING THEIR THROATS Published 5 months agoon 75 BC By POLYAENUS

His Method

This Greek guy found my mum's phone and keeps FaceTiming me asking 'what is justice?' O

This Greek guy found my mum's phone and keeps FaceTiming me asking 'what is justice?' O

PraetorianBob RomePants

I sure do love being emperor of Rome HI SQUIDWARD ALLIA T

I sure do love being emperor of Rome HI SQUIDWARD ALLIA T

Rumi's Career

SOME WEIRD BASKET WEAVER imgflip.com YEARS OF DEDICATED ISLAMIC SCHOLAR

SOME WEIRD BASKET WEAVER imgflip.com YEARS OF DEDICATED ISLAMIC SCHOLAR

Greek Mythology

Zeus, symbolized justice and order, responsible for maintaining the natural and social order of the universe. Athena, goddess of wisdom and warfare, was associated with strategic thinking, logic, and intellectual pursuits. Apollo, god of music, poetry, and prophecy, symbolized the pursuit of knowledge and artistic expression, as well as the concept of fate and destiny. Hera, queen of the gods and goddess of marriage and childbirth, symbolized with the concept of family and the domestic sphere. Meanwhile Dionysus: PROPOCTIS FAMILY 181 WINERY & DISTILLERY TSIPOURO AGED GRAPE MARC DELATE TRADITIONAL GREEK SP en 5004 POOL

Zeus, symbolized justice and order, responsible for maintaining the natural and social order of the universe. Athena, goddess of wisdom and warfare, was associated with strategic thinking, logic, and intellectual pursuits. Apollo, god of music, poetry, and prophecy, symbolized the pursuit of knowledge and artistic expression, as well as the concept of fate and destiny. Hera, queen of the gods and goddess of marriage and childbirth, symbolized with the concept of family and the domestic sphere. Meanwhile Dionysus: PROPOCTIS FAMILY 181 WINERY & DISTILLERY TSIPOURO AGED GRAPE MARC DELATE TRADITIONAL GREEK SP en 5004 POOL

La 'Mission Civilisatrice'

Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary French governments What they did to progressive African leaders

Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary French governments What they did to progressive African leaders

Strategic Error

SCREWING UP BURGOYNE'S CAMPAIGN, CAUSING THE FRENCH TO ENTER THE WAR GENERAL WILLIAM HOWE CAPTURING THE REBEL CAPITAL OF PHILADELPHIA

SCREWING UP BURGOYNE'S CAMPAIGN, CAUSING THE FRENCH TO ENTER THE WAR GENERAL WILLIAM HOWE CAPTURING THE REBEL CAPITAL OF PHILADELPHIA

Taking The Whole Pie

WHEN YOU DECIDE TO SHARE A PIZZA WITH A GUY NAMED SYKES AND A GUY NAMED PICOT imgflip.com

WHEN YOU DECIDE TO SHARE A PIZZA WITH A GUY NAMED SYKES AND A GUY NAMED PICOT imgflip.com