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Who were the invaders gibbon | History Memes

Edward Gibbon: Christianity caused Rome to lose its warrior spirit leading to its fall from German invaders The invaders in question ettisyss 300 tem

Edward Gibbon: Christianity caused Rome to lose its warrior spirit leading to its fall from German invaders The invaders in question ettisyss 300 tem

I don't know if this is real | History Memes

Kaiser Wilhelm asking the Swiss ambassador "what would your 250k man army do if Germany invaded with 500k men." Kaiser Wilhelm when the Swiss ambassador replies "Shoot twice then go home."

Kaiser Wilhelm asking the Swiss ambassador "what would your 250k man army do if Germany invaded with 500k men." Kaiser Wilhelm when the Swiss ambassador replies "Shoot twice then go home."

‘Tis no man: ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine! | History Memes

Tarrare was an 18th century Frenchman who was known to eat enough food to feed 15 men for every meal. He was rumored to eat cats, puppies, eels, lizards, corks, and stones. He was also accused of eating at least one baby. His lawyer at the trial: DID THESE SOUND LIKE THE ACTIONS OF A MAN WHO HAD ALL HE COULD EAT? made with mematic

Tarrare was an 18th century Frenchman who was known to eat enough food to feed 15 men for every meal. He was rumored to eat cats, puppies, eels, lizards, corks, and stones. He was also accused of eating at least one baby. His lawyer at the trial: DID THESE SOUND LIKE THE ACTIONS OF A MAN WHO HAD ALL HE COULD EAT? made with mematic

Hey Alexa, what’s the definition of “false equivalence?” | History Memes

stxtus3 @Stxtus3 learning about the fall of rome, it sounds pretty sucky. a plague resulting in labor shortage, bad military leadership, christianity mattered more than the government, multiple civil wars, infighting, decisions created to benefit the rich more than the poor-hey wait a minute 11:58 AM Feb 5, 2021 Follow 827 Reposts 67 Quotes 2,021 Likes

stxtus3 @Stxtus3 learning about the fall of rome, it sounds pretty sucky. a plague resulting in labor shortage, bad military leadership, christianity mattered more than the government, multiple civil wars, infighting, decisions created to benefit the rich more than the poor-hey wait a minute 11:58 AM Feb 5, 2021 Follow 827 Reposts 67 Quotes 2,021 Likes

Happy Evacuation Day! | History Memes

The British crown: We're offering land in the provinces of Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island if you fight for us against the Americans Loyalists and the enslaved in the American colonies: You son of a bitch, I'm in

The British crown: We're offering land in the provinces of Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island if you fight for us against the Americans Loyalists and the enslaved in the American colonies: You son of a bitch, I'm in

hmm i wonder who | History Memes

WHO WOULD WIN? 186 ships of the British navy with more than 27400 men this guy with 6 ships and less than 4000 men

WHO WOULD WIN? 186 ships of the British navy with more than 27400 men this guy with 6 ships and less than 4000 men

December 1837-December 1838 is a Dark time for the Canadians. | History Memes

USA: I Managed to beat GB to Get my Independence for over 5-6 years! Mexico: I beat Spain over a 11 year period! imgflip.com CANADA AFTER LOSING THEIR REVOLUTION AFTER 1 YEAR

USA: I Managed to beat GB to Get my Independence for over 5-6 years! Mexico: I beat Spain over a 11 year period! imgflip.com CANADA AFTER LOSING THEIR REVOLUTION AFTER 1 YEAR

The Duality of Zeus | History Memes

Bronze Age Olympic Zeus complains about the emotional immaturity of women, acts like one king of gods and men because usurped the throne god of justice, also 95% of all injustices are created by him hates non-believers doesn't know what happens in his own palace has an Altar in Pergamon, is the christian Lucifer fake god, needs a weapon created by cyclopes to be a shinning being called chad by people that think serial r----- is cool king of the universe, he didn't create it protector of the laws of the universe, breaks them everytime he wants people used his name on "holy" oaths, he never keep his word awful brother, husband and father tortured Golden Age (perfect) men and turned them into demons to torture his new creation: modern day men (Iron Age, imperfect men) so degenerate that people like Quintus Fabius Maximus was against his syncretization with the pious Jupiter METAPHYSICAL ZEUS Plato's Demiurge Aristotle's Unmoved mover based on Deiwos but reflects the Bronze Age mindset = total degenerate savage true god of justice, if you invoke his holy name, you must keep your word Neoplatonic The One has only One Son, The Logos, Jesus Christ (single-handedly ended the eternal pagan vs christian circlejerk) so pious he never had sex he is Theos, he is Nature according to the Stoics, follow him Ev he is not the god OF lightning, HE IS THE GOD (Deiwos -> Dzeus -> Deus / Zeus = being of light) his Roman version is equally pious |Zeus = all good things of the material realm if Zeus no real, why good thing happen? all his actions are based on reason, he wants Humankind to become Golden Age Men / Gods like him MR people like Marcus Aurelius are his followers awesome brother, teamworks in a Holy Trinity with his brothers Zeus Hades and Zeus Poseidon CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND ALL ITS LAWS, never breaks one pagans and christians love him, unironically is the Father of the christian Trinity has no problem with non-believers, he understands everyone must achieve reason by his own ways based on Deiwos, reflects the post-Socratic mindset and the optimism in reason during the Hellenistic Golden Age called Hypsistos / El-Elyon (The Most High God), Abba (Pater / Father), Elah Shemaya (God of Heaven), Elah Elahin (God of gods) by hellenized jews

Bronze Age Olympic Zeus complains about the emotional immaturity of women, acts like one king of gods and men because usurped the throne god of justice, also 95% of all injustices are created by him hates non-believers doesn't know what happens in his own palace has an Altar in Pergamon, is the christian Lucifer fake god, needs a weapon created by cyclopes to be a shinning being called chad by people that think serial r----- is cool king of the universe, he didn't create it protector of the laws of the universe, breaks them everytime he wants people used his name on "holy" oaths, he never keep his word awful brother, husband and father tortured Golden Age (perfect) men and turned them into demons to torture his new creation: modern day men (Iron Age, imperfect men) so degenerate that people like Quintus Fabius Maximus was against his syncretization with the pious Jupiter METAPHYSICAL ZEUS Plato's Demiurge Aristotle's Unmoved mover based on Deiwos but reflects the Bronze Age mindset = total degenerate savage true god of justice, if you invoke his holy name, you must keep your word Neoplatonic The One has only One Son, The Logos, Jesus Christ (single-handedly ended the eternal pagan vs christian circlejerk) so pious he never had sex he is Theos, he is Nature according to the Stoics, follow him Ev he is not the god OF lightning, HE IS THE GOD (Deiwos -> Dzeus -> Deus / Zeus = being of light) his Roman version is equally pious |Zeus = all good things of the material realm if Zeus no real, why good thing happen? all his actions are based on reason, he wants Humankind to become Golden Age Men / Gods like him MR people like Marcus Aurelius are his followers awesome brother, teamworks in a Holy Trinity with his brothers Zeus Hades and Zeus Poseidon CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND ALL ITS LAWS, never breaks one pagans and christians love him, unironically is the Father of the christian Trinity has no problem with non-believers, he understands everyone must achieve reason by his own ways based on Deiwos, reflects the post-Socratic mindset and the optimism in reason during the Hellenistic Golden Age called Hypsistos / El-Elyon (The Most High God), Abba (Pater / Father), Elah Shemaya (God of Heaven), Elah Elahin (God of gods) by hellenized jews

I swear they're just as good | History Memes

imgflip.com DANTE'S INFERNO DANTE'S PARADISE DANTE'S PURGATORY DIVINE COMEDY READERS

imgflip.com DANTE'S INFERNO DANTE'S PARADISE DANTE'S PURGATORY DIVINE COMEDY READERS

I think they should fight to the death for the throne | History Memes

IEFFERSONIVS ... 9/15/23 Just a reminder that His Most Catholic Majesty, King Felipe VI, has the strongest legal claim to be Roman Emperor. 301 760 Eduard Habsburg Weeeeeeeee||||IIII.... 114 404 4.4K ₁1.6M @Eduar... 9/16/23 3.9K ₁325K 口口

IEFFERSONIVS ... 9/15/23 Just a reminder that His Most Catholic Majesty, King Felipe VI, has the strongest legal claim to be Roman Emperor. 301 760 Eduard Habsburg Weeeeeeeee||||IIII.... 114 404 4.4K ₁1.6M @Eduar... 9/16/23 3.9K ₁325K 口口

If you only have 22 countries left to invade you might as well do it for the sake of completion | History Memes

ME SO BRITAIN HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU INVADED? imgflip.com BRITAIN: *Inhales

ME SO BRITAIN HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU INVADED? imgflip.com BRITAIN: *Inhales

Context: Holodomor. It's memory day today... | History Memes

oh, nice, my parents put a candle on the window made with mematic it fits so nice with the flowers, looks especially good in nightime *realization*

oh, nice, my parents put a candle on the window made with mematic it fits so nice with the flowers, looks especially good in nightime *realization*

Geuss John Paul Jones was a dirty pirate all along | History Memes

A imgflip.com Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary John Paul jones Why he left the Russian navy

A imgflip.com Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary John Paul jones Why he left the Russian navy

He was an officer at the Battle of Gettysburg | History Memes

BEING VOTED FOR BY THE PEOPLE YOU FOUGHT AGAINST BEING VOTED AGAINST BY THE PEOPLE YOU FOUGHT WITH WINFELD SCOTT HANCOCK

BEING VOTED FOR BY THE PEOPLE YOU FOUGHT AGAINST BEING VOTED AGAINST BY THE PEOPLE YOU FOUGHT WITH WINFELD SCOTT HANCOCK

Stable Assets

Bitcoin? NFTS? MEMES Sorry bro, I only invest in

Bitcoin? NFTS? MEMES Sorry bro, I only invest in

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Fossil Evidence

ancient Romans: Look what I made! Say no more, it's obvious! It's a... We don't even have to write it down. Jorg archaeologists today: What did they use it for??

ancient Romans: Look what I made! Say no more, it's obvious! It's a... We don't even have to write it down. Jorg archaeologists today: What did they use it for??

Sweet Treats

Sconehenge. D

Sconehenge. D

Mousing Over

Cursor Precursor

Cursor Precursor

Ancient Astronaut Theory

When you dedicated your whole life to building the pyramids then you see aliens getting the credit VER

When you dedicated your whole life to building the pyramids then you see aliens getting the credit VER

Our Ancestors

THIS MAMMOTH SMELLS DELICIOUS. IT'S ACTUALLY ITS MASTODON. H--- CORRECTUS

THIS MAMMOTH SMELLS DELICIOUS. IT'S ACTUALLY ITS MASTODON. H--- CORRECTUS