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A new contender enters the ring | History Memes

KNOW THE WORK RULES! IAMA LOCAL POWERISUBJUGATING EVERYONE INITHIS LANDITO MY EXPAND MY DOMAIN CE DO IAMJA FOREIGN POWER SUBJUGATING EVERYONE IN THIS LAND TO MY EXPAND MY DOMAIN APPROPRIATE AWWW.YOU'RE SWEET. INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!

KNOW THE WORK RULES! IAMA LOCAL POWERISUBJUGATING EVERYONE INITHIS LANDITO MY EXPAND MY DOMAIN CE DO IAMJA FOREIGN POWER SUBJUGATING EVERYONE IN THIS LAND TO MY EXPAND MY DOMAIN APPROPRIATE AWWW.YOU'RE SWEET. INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!

John Wilkes Booth even borrowed a uniform to watch his execution | History Memes

Most people rejected His message. I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land I will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done. MAN made with mematic Shut up! They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16

Most people rejected His message. I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land I will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done. MAN made with mematic Shut up! They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16

“Things were better in the past” | History Memes

Nostalgic person: "I wish we could go back to the good ol' days!" Literally every Historian:

Nostalgic person: "I wish we could go back to the good ol' days!" Literally every Historian:

1987 Goiania Incident | History Memes

Look buddy, I found a glowing piece of machinery in the abandonned clinic imgflip.com Let's sell it to to the local scrapyard e STU A FEW WEEKSS LATER... O My family is dead, how could this happen 3 rottigen, not great, not terrible

Look buddy, I found a glowing piece of machinery in the abandonned clinic imgflip.com Let's sell it to to the local scrapyard e STU A FEW WEEKSS LATER... O My family is dead, how could this happen 3 rottigen, not great, not terrible

Most OP naval commander in history | History Memes

TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI ADMIRAL YI DESTROYING HIS FLEET WITH RELATIVE EASE imgflip.com THE JAPANESE ARMY BREEZING THROUGH KOREA

TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI ADMIRAL YI DESTROYING HIS FLEET WITH RELATIVE EASE imgflip.com THE JAPANESE ARMY BREEZING THROUGH KOREA

He was a piece of shit | History Memes

Christopher Columbus when questioned about why he sold 9-10 years old girls. into sexual slavery among That I was a business man... doing business.

Christopher Columbus when questioned about why he sold 9-10 years old girls. into sexual slavery among That I was a business man... doing business.

Thanks for the idea u/EthearalDuck | History Memes

Majs Jesus Christ/Jewish Helios I want the true Son of Helios-Apollo Louis XIV Napoléon I I said I want the true Son FE Perfection

Majs Jesus Christ/Jewish Helios I want the true Son of Helios-Apollo Louis XIV Napoléon I I said I want the true Son FE Perfection

Common Diogenes W | History Memes

WWW Ooohh MY GOD, YOU ARE DIOGENES. BRO, IS ME, ALEXANDER THE GREAT, BRO IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN !!1!1 ASK ME WHATEVER YOU WANT AND I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU BRO OK, Stand aside to stop blocking the sun

WWW Ooohh MY GOD, YOU ARE DIOGENES. BRO, IS ME, ALEXANDER THE GREAT, BRO IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN !!1!1 ASK ME WHATEVER YOU WANT AND I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU BRO OK, Stand aside to stop blocking the sun

Roman names in a nutshell | History Memes

>Naming your child after a fictional character Hey there Khaleesi. how was school? MANA I hate you with every ounce of being IMMOM > Naming your nephew after yourself F--- the Republic, you're now my heir, Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus. Time to start another civil war

>Naming your child after a fictional character Hey there Khaleesi. how was school? MANA I hate you with every ounce of being IMMOM > Naming your nephew after yourself F--- the Republic, you're now my heir, Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus. Time to start another civil war

I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it. | History Memes

What you imagine Sun Tzu's Art of War about "To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” "The greatest victory requires no battle" "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." "The wise warrior avoids the battle." When you actually read it "You must have 8 oxen cart wheels and 10 jin of wheat per 50 li travelled." "Movement amongst the trees of a forest shows that the enemy is advancing." "The chief deputy mayor should be paid no less than 500 liang a month, lest he grow restless and deprive the peasants." "When the common soldiers are too strong and their officers too weak, the result is INSUBORDINATION." "If you are anxious to fight, you should not go to meet the invader near a river which he has to cross." "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight."

What you imagine Sun Tzu's Art of War about "To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” "The greatest victory requires no battle" "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." "The wise warrior avoids the battle." When you actually read it "You must have 8 oxen cart wheels and 10 jin of wheat per 50 li travelled." "Movement amongst the trees of a forest shows that the enemy is advancing." "The chief deputy mayor should be paid no less than 500 liang a month, lest he grow restless and deprive the peasants." "When the common soldiers are too strong and their officers too weak, the result is INSUBORDINATION." "If you are anxious to fight, you should not go to meet the invader near a river which he has to cross." "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight."

And that's where we got the meaning of the phrase, "Pyrrhic victory". | History Memes

Rome & TIME Pyrrhus The Greek of Epirus armies led by Pyrrhus Let's go, In and out. 20 minute adventure. imgflip.com The aftermath of the Battle of Asculum: Pyrrhus forces after suffering significant casualties Pyrrhus after winning his battles against the Romans

Rome & TIME Pyrrhus The Greek of Epirus armies led by Pyrrhus Let's go, In and out. 20 minute adventure. imgflip.com The aftermath of the Battle of Asculum: Pyrrhus forces after suffering significant casualties Pyrrhus after winning his battles against the Romans

Swiss lore | History Memes

Switzerland when other countries search for allies in war Switzerland when other countries search for someplace to store their gold boredpanda.com

Switzerland when other countries search for allies in war Switzerland when other countries search for someplace to store their gold boredpanda.com

Coprolite is a word I never thought I would learn.... | History Memes

NIN They don't know I just took the largest recorded s--- in history

NIN They don't know I just took the largest recorded s--- in history

Napoleon III

Second French Empire at Magenta Metternich

Second French Empire at Magenta Metternich

Nike

Iceberg of Roman Coins

Athens owl tetradrachm Widows mite Caesar denarius Byzantine 'cup' coins Five good emperors set Celtic coins Shekel of Tyre 12 Caesars set Coins of Barbarians Dict perpetuo Axum Priapus Black stone of Elagabalus Pupienus & Balbinus 'Roman coins minted in Sri Lanka Karshapana Siliqua Marsic Confederation Damnatio Memoriae Every Roman emperor set Odoacer Boscoreale Aureli Gold Octadrachm Paduan EID MAR denarius Roman provincial Cleopatra VII coins Naked Venus Huns Sponsianus Judaea Capta Caesar's comet Most hoards were melted for metal Alexander III tetradrachm Islamic coins Agathodaemon Slabbed ancients Fat Nero Sestertius Greek cities Eastern imitations of owl tetradrachm Abduction of Sabine women Solidus Antony's legionary denarii Quinctilius Varus Lead exposure Antinous Dubious origin Constantine follis Die matches < 5mm coins Diadochi set Dekadrachm Spintria Kilwa coins from Australia Ancient Chinese/ far East coins Sasanian imitations Aes Grave Commodus as Hercules Gallic empire Chola coins Himyar Dardanici coins Fourree Etruria Severed heads Argenteus Tribute penny Tooled Otho Gordian III antoninianus Gladiator set Aegypto capta Hannibal Cursed coins of Artuqids Electrum Colosseum sestertius Islamic Nero Coins of Nectanebo II Alexandrian Zodiac set "Private European collection" Gordian I & II Bulgarian/Moroccan fakes Turning ancient coins into jewellery 36 Solidi of Justinian I Satyr molesting a Nymph Romulus Augustulus

Athens owl tetradrachm Widows mite Caesar denarius Byzantine 'cup' coins Five good emperors set Celtic coins Shekel of Tyre 12 Caesars set Coins of Barbarians Dict perpetuo Axum Priapus Black stone of Elagabalus Pupienus & Balbinus 'Roman coins minted in Sri Lanka Karshapana Siliqua Marsic Confederation Damnatio Memoriae Every Roman emperor set Odoacer Boscoreale Aureli Gold Octadrachm Paduan EID MAR denarius Roman provincial Cleopatra VII coins Naked Venus Huns Sponsianus Judaea Capta Caesar's comet Most hoards were melted for metal Alexander III tetradrachm Islamic coins Agathodaemon Slabbed ancients Fat Nero Sestertius Greek cities Eastern imitations of owl tetradrachm Abduction of Sabine women Solidus Antony's legionary denarii Quinctilius Varus Lead exposure Antinous Dubious origin Constantine follis Die matches < 5mm coins Diadochi set Dekadrachm Spintria Kilwa coins from Australia Ancient Chinese/ far East coins Sasanian imitations Aes Grave Commodus as Hercules Gallic empire Chola coins Himyar Dardanici coins Fourree Etruria Severed heads Argenteus Tribute penny Tooled Otho Gordian III antoninianus Gladiator set Aegypto capta Hannibal Cursed coins of Artuqids Electrum Colosseum sestertius Islamic Nero Coins of Nectanebo II Alexandrian Zodiac set "Private European collection" Gordian I & II Bulgarian/Moroccan fakes Turning ancient coins into jewellery 36 Solidi of Justinian I Satyr molesting a Nymph Romulus Augustulus

Defenestration

WHAT COMPUTERS DO AUSTRIAN NOBLES USE? VS. APPLE. THEY DON'T LIKE BEING NEAR WINDOWS. imgflip.com 12:48M 5/201

WHAT COMPUTERS DO AUSTRIAN NOBLES USE? VS. APPLE. THEY DON'T LIKE BEING NEAR WINDOWS. imgflip.com 12:48M 5/201

Crusader Troubles

Count Joscelin and Prince Raymond when John Komnenos suddenly reappears in Syria Iced Coffe Coca-Cola *Holy music stops*

Count Joscelin and Prince Raymond when John Komnenos suddenly reappears in Syria Iced Coffe Coca-Cola *Holy music stops*

The Boys

MAXIM WHEN THE GUY NEXT TO YOU IS STEPPING ON YOUR FOOT BUT HE'S THE EMPEROR SO YOU JUST DO NOTHING

MAXIM WHEN THE GUY NEXT TO YOU IS STEPPING ON YOUR FOOT BUT HE'S THE EMPEROR SO YOU JUST DO NOTHING

Religious Reasoning

People in the Middle Ages when they notice a shiny rock moving across the sky or experience an otherwise natural astronomical event start the rapture

People in the Middle Ages when they notice a shiny rock moving across the sky or experience an otherwise natural astronomical event start the rapture