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The ancient Greeks when there is anything slightly wrong with their kid

The ancient Greeks when there is anything slightly wrong with their kid

Possibly the greatest Admiral in US naval history | History Memes

-Born a natural marksman -Blows himself up as a child with a home-made bomb and looses most of his eyesight -Still joins the Navy by cheating on eye exams -Counter-sniped three Mexican snipers in Veracruz for fun -Competes in 1920 Olympics, sets shooting record that stands for 60 years -Career battleship captain, is an avid early supporter of aircraft carriers anyways -Becomes the first American captain to win a 1v1 against a Japanese battleship, does it at night and using only radar for style points -Grand Admiral Thrawn levels of tactical genius -Declines an opportunity to murder the Yamato with his bare hands for the sake of his crew's safety and because he knows aircraft will do it anyways -Praised the Japanese for their skill even while kicking their asses -Took apart classified explosives in his office to see how they worked -Waifued the USS Washington -Fearlessly argued with the likes of Ernest King and William F Halsey Jr., turned out to be right every time -Drops dead 10 days after the war ends while on duty after a leading a successful effort to make tactics to combat the kamikaze -Becomes mostly forgotten by the public as he wasn't a carrier Admiral -Is probably fine with it made with mematic

-Born a natural marksman -Blows himself up as a child with a home-made bomb and looses most of his eyesight -Still joins the Navy by cheating on eye exams -Counter-sniped three Mexican snipers in Veracruz for fun -Competes in 1920 Olympics, sets shooting record that stands for 60 years -Career battleship captain, is an avid early supporter of aircraft carriers anyways -Becomes the first American captain to win a 1v1 against a Japanese battleship, does it at night and using only radar for style points -Grand Admiral Thrawn levels of tactical genius -Declines an opportunity to murder the Yamato with his bare hands for the sake of his crew's safety and because he knows aircraft will do it anyways -Praised the Japanese for their skill even while kicking their asses -Took apart classified explosives in his office to see how they worked -Waifued the USS Washington -Fearlessly argued with the likes of Ernest King and William F Halsey Jr., turned out to be right every time -Drops dead 10 days after the war ends while on duty after a leading a successful effort to make tactics to combat the kamikaze -Becomes mostly forgotten by the public as he wasn't a carrier Admiral -Is probably fine with it made with mematic

And so began his conversion | History Memes

A RANDOM FRENCH SIX-YEAR-OLD IN BURGUNDY imgflip.com ALEC GUINNESS IN COSTUME FOR FATHER BROWN

A RANDOM FRENCH SIX-YEAR-OLD IN BURGUNDY imgflip.com ALEC GUINNESS IN COSTUME FOR FATHER BROWN

His plans backfired | History Memes

Me: "Why did the Soviet Union collapse?" The late Gorbachev: imgflip.com I love democracy.

Me: "Why did the Soviet Union collapse?" The late Gorbachev: imgflip.com I love democracy.

He did good things too | History Memes

Woodrow Wilson end of child labor Racism 14 points 8 hour work day 9610 ba Racism this sub

Woodrow Wilson end of child labor Racism 14 points 8 hour work day 9610 ba Racism this sub

WW2 espionage is wild | History Memes

Having your intelligence agency run by a qualified professional Having your intelligence agency run by a famous war hero and lawyer Having your intelligence agency run by a power hungry p-------- Firing the head of your intelligence agency right before the war starts Having your intelligence agency run by a double agent who is a actively sabotaging you + GEIDS + SM AN

Having your intelligence agency run by a qualified professional Having your intelligence agency run by a famous war hero and lawyer Having your intelligence agency run by a power hungry p-------- Firing the head of your intelligence agency right before the war starts Having your intelligence agency run by a double agent who is a actively sabotaging you + GEIDS + SM AN

One of the oversights of all time | History Memes

PYOTR YAKOVLEVICH UFIMTSEV'S THEORY OF STEALTH FOR AIRCRAFT imgflipm 1111

PYOTR YAKOVLEVICH UFIMTSEV'S THEORY OF STEALTH FOR AIRCRAFT imgflipm 1111

Answer me! Who taught you how to do this stuff? | History Memes

imgflip.com SLAVERY NV I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU

imgflip.com SLAVERY NV I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU

I am prepared to die on this Hill, but Cardorna was really the worst general from the great war. | History Memes

DUMBEST FELLA Conrad von Hötzendorf: I am the worst WW1 General A I started the 11 Isonzo battles and lost all of them. YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER GP SRGRAFO

DUMBEST FELLA Conrad von Hötzendorf: I am the worst WW1 General A I started the 11 Isonzo battles and lost all of them. YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER GP SRGRAFO

wait... is Hungarian an actual language?? | History Memes

File: IMG_1843.jpg (238 KB, 3840x2160) Last POW Released After WW2 Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue) 14:09:39 No.186700030 >>186700266 >>186700442 >>186700451 >>186700521 >>186700676 >>186702915 >Be András Toma, Hungarian >Be drafted into WW2 >Get captured near Krakow by Russians. >Be ill so they send you to a hospital in Russia. >None of the Russian doctors know Hungarian, and think that you're just speaking gibberish. >Be sent to a mental hospital, stay there for decades without any conversation. >Eventually a Slovakian comes around and recognizes that you're speaking an actual language. >Finally get released in 2000.

File: IMG_1843.jpg (238 KB, 3840x2160) Last POW Released After WW2 Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue) 14:09:39 No.186700030 >>186700266 >>186700442 >>186700451 >>186700521 >>186700676 >>186702915 >Be András Toma, Hungarian >Be drafted into WW2 >Get captured near Krakow by Russians. >Be ill so they send you to a hospital in Russia. >None of the Russian doctors know Hungarian, and think that you're just speaking gibberish. >Be sent to a mental hospital, stay there for decades without any conversation. >Eventually a Slovakian comes around and recognizes that you're speaking an actual language. >Finally get released in 2000.

Wait until you see their actual military record too | History Memes

SPARTA'S DEPICTION TO THE WORLD SLAVES OUTNUMBERING CITZENS 7:1 FRE

SPARTA'S DEPICTION TO THE WORLD SLAVES OUTNUMBERING CITZENS 7:1 FRE

They both died to a random arrow | History Memes

Being highly experienced in combat, but getting killed because they got caught off guard without proper armor in hostile territory. Minecraft YouTubers Harald Hardrada (King of Norway, 1045-1066)

Being highly experienced in combat, but getting killed because they got caught off guard without proper armor in hostile territory. Minecraft YouTubers Harald Hardrada (King of Norway, 1045-1066)

And this is why mexico has one of the best spots for it's embasy in japan | History Memes

imgilip.com UNEQUAL TREATIES WITH THE US AND EUROPEAN POWERS JAPAN TREATY OF FRIENDSHIP AND COMMERCE BETWEEN MEXICO AND JAPAN

imgilip.com UNEQUAL TREATIES WITH THE US AND EUROPEAN POWERS JAPAN TREATY OF FRIENDSHIP AND COMMERCE BETWEEN MEXICO AND JAPAN

Which team takes it? | History Memes

SUBS KIM JONG UN KHOMEINI BIN LADEN 2 OBAMA 6 TITO SUBS 2 STALIN 10 POL POT EISENHOWER 6 FORD GADDAFI MANDELA 3 MAO 7 KHRUSHCHEV 10 PUTIN 3 XI JINPING 1 MLK 9 GENGHIS KHAN 8 HUSSEIN 1 LINCOLN 4 HỌ CHI MINH 8 HITLER 11 LUKASHENKO 4 REAGAN 11 BISMARCK 7 MANAGER HIROHITO 5 TRUMAN MUSSOLINI F. ROOSEVELT 9 5 CHURCHILL MANAGER CAESAR

SUBS KIM JONG UN KHOMEINI BIN LADEN 2 OBAMA 6 TITO SUBS 2 STALIN 10 POL POT EISENHOWER 6 FORD GADDAFI MANDELA 3 MAO 7 KHRUSHCHEV 10 PUTIN 3 XI JINPING 1 MLK 9 GENGHIS KHAN 8 HUSSEIN 1 LINCOLN 4 HỌ CHI MINH 8 HITLER 11 LUKASHENKO 4 REAGAN 11 BISMARCK 7 MANAGER HIROHITO 5 TRUMAN MUSSOLINI F. ROOSEVELT 9 5 CHURCHILL MANAGER CAESAR

How to lead your army using tactics from the Crimean War | History Memes

when I'm in a WORST TAKES ON ARMY EQUIPMENT competition and my opponent is GENERAL KULIK Kulik refused to endorse the production of the innovative Katyusha rocket artillery system, stating "What the hell do we need rocket artillery for? The main thing is the horse-drawn gun."[8] Kulik also disparaged the use of minefields as a defensive measure, considering this to be at odds with a properly aggressive strategy and terming minefields "a weapon of the weak." This decision allowed for the essentially free movement of German forces across Russian defensive lines during Operation Barbarossa Kulik similarly scorned the German issue of the MP-40 submachine gun, stating that it encouraged inaccuracy and excessive ammunition consumption among the rank and file. He forbade the issue of the submachine gun PPD-40 to his units, stating that it was only suitable as a police weapon. after widespread demand overruled Kulik's restrictions, a simple modification of the manufacturing process for the PPD-40 produced the PPSh-41 Kulik criticized Marshal Voroshilov's endorsement of the production of the T-34 tank and his namesake KV-1 tanks, both of which would prove instrumental to the survival of the USSR. Kulik interfered with the armament of the T-34 and KV-1 tanks. Though it was both more effective and cheaper than the L-11 gun then in use, Kulik opposed the adoption of the F-34 gun It became apparent that the L-11 could not reliably penetrate even the lightly armored Panzer III. This eventually necessitated a rushed retrofit of the KV-1 and T-34's gun in the midst of the German invasion

when I'm in a WORST TAKES ON ARMY EQUIPMENT competition and my opponent is GENERAL KULIK Kulik refused to endorse the production of the innovative Katyusha rocket artillery system, stating "What the hell do we need rocket artillery for? The main thing is the horse-drawn gun."[8] Kulik also disparaged the use of minefields as a defensive measure, considering this to be at odds with a properly aggressive strategy and terming minefields "a weapon of the weak." This decision allowed for the essentially free movement of German forces across Russian defensive lines during Operation Barbarossa Kulik similarly scorned the German issue of the MP-40 submachine gun, stating that it encouraged inaccuracy and excessive ammunition consumption among the rank and file. He forbade the issue of the submachine gun PPD-40 to his units, stating that it was only suitable as a police weapon. after widespread demand overruled Kulik's restrictions, a simple modification of the manufacturing process for the PPD-40 produced the PPSh-41 Kulik criticized Marshal Voroshilov's endorsement of the production of the T-34 tank and his namesake KV-1 tanks, both of which would prove instrumental to the survival of the USSR. Kulik interfered with the armament of the T-34 and KV-1 tanks. Though it was both more effective and cheaper than the L-11 gun then in use, Kulik opposed the adoption of the F-34 gun It became apparent that the L-11 could not reliably penetrate even the lightly armored Panzer III. This eventually necessitated a rushed retrofit of the KV-1 and T-34's gun in the midst of the German invasion

Dutch people might have one or two cannibal ancestors | History Memes

So do you have a Prime Minister who got eaten by an angry mob? Dutch historians We do. Dutch people Do we? Dutch people We do?!

So do you have a Prime Minister who got eaten by an angry mob? Dutch historians We do. Dutch people Do we? Dutch people We do?!

Can't Always Blame The French

THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES WASN'T HARSH ENOUGH AND SHOULD'VE DISMANTLED GERMANY COMPLETELY imgflip.com THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES WAS TOO HARSH CHOOSING THE REASON TO BLAME THE FRENCH FOR WW2

THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES WASN'T HARSH ENOUGH AND SHOULD'VE DISMANTLED GERMANY COMPLETELY imgflip.com THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES WAS TOO HARSH CHOOSING THE REASON TO BLAME THE FRENCH FOR WW2

Navy Superior

SZARV Italian Italian Navy Italian Airforce Army

SZARV Italian Italian Navy Italian Airforce Army

And They Got Away With it

Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)10:06:59 34 KB JPG No.15052157 >"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years

Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)10:06:59 34 KB JPG No.15052157 >"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years

Uh

I Just invented this new thing called the "submarine", it's a boat that can go underwater! Well, we put a bomb on the end of a stick and ram into the enemy ship Awesome! But how does it attack? 1 sloop-of-war 1 submarine Casualties and losses 5 killed[2] 1 sloop-of-war sunk 8 killed 1 submarine sunk

I Just invented this new thing called the "submarine", it's a boat that can go underwater! Well, we put a bomb on the end of a stick and ram into the enemy ship Awesome! But how does it attack? 1 sloop-of-war 1 submarine Casualties and losses 5 killed[2] 1 sloop-of-war sunk 8 killed 1 submarine sunk