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Wolf Bein @wwbein Had to purchase two new mattresses. Went in my Tesla 3 to IKEA in Costa Mesa. Found nice pair, but not in stock there. Went back home, took my larger Y and went to IKEA Burbank. Perhaps 150 miles all together. Had my mattresses same day. Try that with public transportation. T 2 HOUR 30 N +
Wolf Bein @wwbein Had to purchase two new mattresses. Went in my Tesla 3 to IKEA in Costa Mesa. Found nice pair, but not in stock there. Went back home, took my larger Y and went to IKEA Burbank. Perhaps 150 miles all together. Had my mattresses same day. Try that with public transportation. T 2 HOUR 30 N +

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He wants to be called stupid

r/Random Thoughts 7h I'm tired of being called smart 슈 22 18 Share
r/Random Thoughts 7h I'm tired of being called smart 슈 22 18 Share

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Teach 'em young

z is with So fun spending time with my son today. we got him a suit, taught him correct posture and manners, how to order at a restaurant, and how to pick out a classic Swiss watch. We talked about the hard work and diligence required for some of these things to be part of your lifestyle... was great to share this perspective as kids learn so much better by seeing 36 9 comments ✓ Like Comment ✓ Share
z is with So fun spending time with my son today. we got him a suit, taught him correct posture and manners, how to order at a restaurant, and how to pick out a classic Swiss watch. We talked about the hard work and diligence required for some of these things to be part of your lifestyle... was great to share this perspective as kids learn so much better by seeing 36 9 comments ✓ Like Comment ✓ Share

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What did you achieve from posting this

< e Parking Of The Day 9m I have a valid reason for parking like this. As I was on the highway, I noticed a wasp inside by the passenger side windshield. Pulled off the highway in a hurry, didn't even notice I was in between spots. (I normally don't park like this)
< e Parking Of The Day 9m I have a valid reason for parking like this. As I was on the highway, I noticed a wasp inside by the passenger side windshield. Pulled off the highway in a hurry, didn't even notice I was in between spots. (I normally don't park like this)

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His dying patients always ask about the Rolex

نالم 40 50 6:17 Si ull 69% Rolex Watch Club • Jesus E Loperena · 2h · ✓ People are always asking, "is that a real Rolex?" (when I am checking their pulse and breaths/min). I modeslty answer yes it is. Then they ask me something like, "wow EMS people must make a lot of money, huh?". I usually respond I don't know I am a vounteer EMT. (I never tell them I actually own 3 and my 21yr old son, also EMT volunteer, owns one). ROLEX OYSTER PERPETUAL DATE SEA-DW DE 20
نالم 40 50 6:17 Si ull 69% Rolex Watch Club • Jesus E Loperena · 2h · ✓ People are always asking, "is that a real Rolex?" (when I am checking their pulse and breaths/min). I modeslty answer yes it is. Then they ask me something like, "wow EMS people must make a lot of money, huh?". I usually respond I don't know I am a vounteer EMT. (I never tell them I actually own 3 and my 21yr old son, also EMT volunteer, owns one). ROLEX OYSTER PERPETUAL DATE SEA-DW DE 20

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He only dates beautiful people

That moment when you realize you've only ever dated models, beauty pageant winners, and/or professional athletes. Clearly I have a type. Maybe time to broaden that. Lol Like ☐ Comment Share
That moment when you realize you've only ever dated models, beauty pageant winners, and/or professional athletes. Clearly I have a type. Maybe time to broaden that. Lol Like ☐ Comment Share

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What does this even imply

I couldn't imagine. The reason why I never pursued a STEM degree when I had the intellectual capacity to do so was because whenever I'd take math courses my brain would process math equations in my dreams. You get the sleeping experience without the restorative benefit. 1 h Like Reply
I couldn't imagine. The reason why I never pursued a STEM degree when I had the intellectual capacity to do so was because whenever I'd take math courses my brain would process math equations in my dreams. You get the sleeping experience without the restorative benefit. 1 h Like Reply

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Okay?

I ain't gonna lie Designer shoes hurt my feet
I ain't gonna lie Designer shoes hurt my feet

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Only $600k

TECH LAYOFFS RECENT CUTS ANNOUNCED 700 1,200‣ LINKEDIN QUALCOMM TECH TECH LAYOFFS ON THE RISE LINKEDIN, QUALCOMM ANNOUNCE JOB CUTS laid off nearly 700 employees. Qualcomm is planning to cut more 0 0:45 / 12:18 (480p) • In... > Comments 1 reply @judynewsom1902 • 2d ago I was part of the recent layoffs at twitter and this bites hard. I am grateful that I kept some savings about; $600k and I am looking for ways to invest this into the stock market to generate good dividends to supplement for my monthly expenses. 目 1.5K Х B
TECH LAYOFFS RECENT CUTS ANNOUNCED 700 1,200‣ LINKEDIN QUALCOMM TECH TECH LAYOFFS ON THE RISE LINKEDIN, QUALCOMM ANNOUNCE JOB CUTS laid off nearly 700 employees. Qualcomm is planning to cut more 0 0:45 / 12:18 (480p) • In... > Comments 1 reply @judynewsom1902 • 2d ago I was part of the recent layoffs at twitter and this bites hard. I am grateful that I kept some savings about; $600k and I am looking for ways to invest this into the stock market to generate good dividends to supplement for my monthly expenses. 目 1.5K Х B

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It's not even good guys

How much did you bench when you were full bloat compared to now? I was never a good bench presser, even at full bloat. I've always had shoulder issues from flat benching. My best bench press was 375 back in the day.
How much did you bench when you were full bloat compared to now? I was never a good bench presser, even at full bloat. I've always had shoulder issues from flat benching. My best bench press was 375 back in the day.

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Not easy being perfect

4 days ago feeling blessed. I completed several drafts of a new work of short fiction that I will--not anytime too soon--send out to reputable literary magazines. Other projects are in the works too. I'll say this: it's not easy working full-time, raising a baby, being a husband, exercising, and writing (and reading, of course). But I love it! A New Work of Short Fiction
4 days ago feeling blessed. I completed several drafts of a new work of short fiction that I will--not anytime too soon--send out to reputable literary magazines. Other projects are in the works too. I'll say this: it's not easy working full-time, raising a baby, being a husband, exercising, and writing (and reading, of course). But I love it! A New Work of Short Fiction

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Casual 98%

2:30 ... r/iuoe 824.17d Apprenticeship entrance test + Join So I recently did paperwork and took an aptitude test and scored 98% I found out I had the highest score the local has ever had.. which kinda rubbed me the wrong ways since I didn't really try and answered and never studied. Anyway I was accepted and start September for my apprenticeship and currently still working nuke until I get my first job with union. Should I be concerned that I had the highest score? Is it not normal for people score well? Just curious. They also said average is 88-90%. ↑ 6 ↓ 7 ↑ Share
2:30 ... r/iuoe 824.17d Apprenticeship entrance test + Join So I recently did paperwork and took an aptitude test and scored 98% I found out I had the highest score the local has ever had.. which kinda rubbed me the wrong ways since I didn't really try and answered and never studied. Anyway I was accepted and start September for my apprenticeship and currently still working nuke until I get my first job with union. Should I be concerned that I had the highest score? Is it not normal for people score well? Just curious. They also said average is 88-90%. ↑ 6 ↓ 7 ↑ Share

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Slight humblebrag

Shop now Halley Draped Midi Dress 881 Like 123 comments 22 shares Comment Share This is absolutely stunning, but my cleavage will be spilling out. I hate being petite with a big chest!! It makes me so self conscious and so many things I can't wear Like Reply 42
Shop now Halley Draped Midi Dress 881 Like 123 comments 22 shares Comment Share This is absolutely stunning, but my cleavage will be spilling out. I hate being petite with a big chest!! It makes me so self conscious and so many things I can't wear Like Reply 42

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Just so healthy

2:20 AM *Waiting to get my groceries scanned at Walmart.* Lady in front of me: *Looks at my groceries* Oh my god! You eat so healthy! I wouldn't know what to do with half of it! Me: *SHOOK* *Tries to hold in fits of laughter* Haha thanks.
2:20 AM *Waiting to get my groceries scanned at Walmart.* Lady in front of me: *Looks at my groceries* Oh my god! You eat so healthy! I wouldn't know what to do with half of it! Me: *SHOOK* *Tries to hold in fits of laughter* Haha thanks.

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Must be hard to be smart

ME It is I'm winging it all the time MIDORI honestly same like my gpa's a 4.5 but i literally don't pay attention or do anything
ME It is I'm winging it all the time MIDORI honestly same like my gpa's a 4.5 but i literally don't pay attention or do anything

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Weird post to make

ம் 3 hrs. I used to get 100+ likes on s--- but I decided I didn't want creepy strangers looking at me so I'll settle with the 30-40 likes Like Weird flex but okay 5 Comments Comment
ம் 3 hrs. I used to get 100+ likes on s--- but I decided I didn't want creepy strangers looking at me so I'll settle with the 30-40 likes Like Weird flex but okay 5 Comments Comment

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Flexing that belt

URBAN ok someone help,, what shoes?? CHAT
URBAN ok someone help,, what shoes?? CHAT

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'As a med student'

d How tf does Advil know what part of your body hurts 76 179,392 52.4K > Replying to C This is so funny to me as a med student. It just makes me realize how little people know about things like this 5:54 AM 2/25/19 Twitter for iPhone • . 8 Retweets 277 Likes
d How tf does Advil know what part of your body hurts 76 179,392 52.4K > Replying to C This is so funny to me as a med student. It just makes me realize how little people know about things like this 5:54 AM 2/25/19 Twitter for iPhone • . 8 Retweets 277 Likes

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Sure you did

I've had two people ask me for my number at McDonald's and I'm sorry but if you think a dude in a McDonald's outfit is cute get a check r eye O Send a chat
I've had two people ask me for my number at McDonald's and I'm sorry but if you think a dude in a McDonald's outfit is cute get a check r eye O Send a chat

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Influencer lives a tough life

от Gefällt weiteren Personen und 53 Σ I don't know if anyone has ever looked at my Instagram and thought: wow her life looks so perfect. Or: she's so lucky to always be traveling. And I am so lucky. So lucky to love two countries, to speak two languages, to understand two cultures and have two homes. And while it's so amazing, it comes with a price. I always say it's a blessing and a curse. Because I'm constantly saying goodbye and wishing that I could have everyone that I love on the same side of the world. I just thought I'd touch on the fact that while I get to travel, I also only see sisters and mother twice a year, and have to live with that pain just as often. With a lot of happiness comes a lot of heartbreak and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. P.S. no, this was not meant for my finsta
от Gefällt weiteren Personen und 53 Σ I don't know if anyone has ever looked at my Instagram and thought: wow her life looks so perfect. Or: she's so lucky to always be traveling. And I am so lucky. So lucky to love two countries, to speak two languages, to understand two cultures and have two homes. And while it's so amazing, it comes with a price. I always say it's a blessing and a curse. Because I'm constantly saying goodbye and wishing that I could have everyone that I love on the same side of the world. I just thought I'd touch on the fact that while I get to travel, I also only see sisters and mother twice a year, and have to live with that pain just as often. With a lot of happiness comes a lot of heartbreak and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. P.S. no, this was not meant for my finsta

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