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Created By Jaimie Hamilton • Updated about a month ago

He only dates beautiful people

That moment when you realize you've only ever dated models, beauty pageant winners, and/or professional athletes. Clearly I have a type. Maybe time to broaden that. Lol Like ☐ Comment Share
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    He would know

    ← Replies I spent my 20s having girlfriends and dating multi women. Now at 31 I have came to the conclusion that having a family with a good woman is the better option, if I had to pick only one. That is exactly what I'm doing. The KEY with the one woman option is she HAS to be traditionally minded and happy to be a mother. Now I just have to focus on making money. My sexual needs and social needs are met. Dating multiple women comes with problems because they all want to be in a relationship eventually. Having multiple women who love you at the same time just breeds problems and hurt. I would know. 3 ☑ j Add a reply... Yea good luck finding a Unicorn. B ☑ :
    ← Replies I spent my 20s having girlfriends and dating multi women. Now at 31 I have came to the conclusion that having a family with a good woman is the better option, if I had to pick only one. That is exactly what I'm doing. The KEY with the one woman option is she HAS to be traditionally minded and happy to be a mother. Now I just have to focus on making money. My sexual needs and social needs are met. Dating multiple women comes with problems because they all want to be in a relationship eventually. Having multiple women who love you at the same time just breeds problems and hurt. I would know. 3 ☑ j Add a reply... Yea good luck finding a Unicorn. B ☑ :
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    This whole thing is insane

    O น r/Advice u/abolotnov 5m How do I rationalize a car purchase? I make $370k a year, no debt, ~$700k in equity (not bragging, it's not much anyway), driving 2015 car with ~140k miles on it, trying to get another car (we need a second one for the family) but struggling to justify a ~$40k car because it feels like I am not at the right financial level to afford it. I kinda feel like it's an ok purchase but at the same time feel like I am just not rich enough for it and will have insane buyer's remorse for the rest of my life after I bough it. I need another car because I am letting my son keep the car we use now and we just need another car for three of us to get places but torn apart between getting a nice one or getting a junky one good enough that won't die on a highway. Is there a way to mentally justify a decent (used) car and not end up buying an old Toyota that will take me places, but I will never truly enjoy? I don't want anything crazy, but I want my brain to calm down for God's sake for once, how do I do it? :(( Sorry, I feel very stupid and mentally ill. Vote 1 ↑ Share +Award
    O น r/Advice u/abolotnov 5m How do I rationalize a car purchase? I make $370k a year, no debt, ~$700k in equity (not bragging, it's not much anyway), driving 2015 car with ~140k miles on it, trying to get another car (we need a second one for the family) but struggling to justify a ~$40k car because it feels like I am not at the right financial level to afford it. I kinda feel like it's an ok purchase but at the same time feel like I am just not rich enough for it and will have insane buyer's remorse for the rest of my life after I bough it. I need another car because I am letting my son keep the car we use now and we just need another car for three of us to get places but torn apart between getting a nice one or getting a junky one good enough that won't die on a highway. Is there a way to mentally justify a decent (used) car and not end up buying an old Toyota that will take me places, but I will never truly enjoy? I don't want anything crazy, but I want my brain to calm down for God's sake for once, how do I do it? :(( Sorry, I feel very stupid and mentally ill. Vote 1 ↑ Share +Award
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    Most of you, but not me

    JadeCap @JadeCapFX Follow I believe every trader will face a time in their trading journey where they have to make a decision between one of two things: 1. Get so sick and tired of making the same mistakes that they are forced to change. OR 2. Quit trading forever Majority of you will take the easy way out 13:46 - 2024/03/14 From Earth 32K Views O
    JadeCap @JadeCapFX Follow I believe every trader will face a time in their trading journey where they have to make a decision between one of two things: 1. Get so sick and tired of making the same mistakes that they are forced to change. OR 2. Quit trading forever Majority of you will take the easy way out 13:46 - 2024/03/14 From Earth 32K Views O
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    Ugh, every time

    How come every time I drive my Hellcat, some car is tryna race me or do 120 next piece of cl too me? It's always a camry, corolla or honda. 17 Like 2 comments ✓ Send
    How come every time I drive my Hellcat, some car is tryna race me or do 120 next piece of cl too me? It's always a camry, corolla or honda. 17 Like 2 comments ✓ Send
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    These kinds of memes

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    So worried my baby is a genius

    Baby's First Year 80.2K Discussions 249K Members The views expressed in community are solely the opinions of participants, and do not reflect those of What to Expect. Learn more about our guidelines Just so you know, What to Expect may make commissions on shopping links on this page. Long attention span/focused 1 year old K katherineE2222 Sep 23, 2023 at 9:23 AM My one year old seems to be able to focus more than than the average 1 year old. Can sit and play with toys. Loves stacking blocks, playing with a farm toy he recently got (plays with it literally everyday. He does demonstrate joint attention. Smiles(but not just when you look at him) says a few words, walks, claps and waves. He's a great eater and feeds himself. He will eat almost anything. He is very social in public and seems to love people. He doesn't love to snuggle and he never has. reaches arms up to be picked up and carried. Does not mind being rocked to sleep but has never been cuddly. He gives hugs to mom and dad. He is only pointing with whole hand. My parents always say he's a genius (partially as a joke haha) and are impressed with his ability to play and focus on a task. Why do I feel concerned and worried and anxious that these things are abnormal? (Focus, attention span, hand pointing, ability to play alone at times so young, not a snuggler, sometimes seems more serious than other babies) Like Reply
    Baby's First Year 80.2K Discussions 249K Members The views expressed in community are solely the opinions of participants, and do not reflect those of What to Expect. Learn more about our guidelines Just so you know, What to Expect may make commissions on shopping links on this page. Long attention span/focused 1 year old K katherineE2222 Sep 23, 2023 at 9:23 AM My one year old seems to be able to focus more than than the average 1 year old. Can sit and play with toys. Loves stacking blocks, playing with a farm toy he recently got (plays with it literally everyday. He does demonstrate joint attention. Smiles(but not just when you look at him) says a few words, walks, claps and waves. He's a great eater and feeds himself. He will eat almost anything. He is very social in public and seems to love people. He doesn't love to snuggle and he never has. reaches arms up to be picked up and carried. Does not mind being rocked to sleep but has never been cuddly. He gives hugs to mom and dad. He is only pointing with whole hand. My parents always say he's a genius (partially as a joke haha) and are impressed with his ability to play and focus on a task. Why do I feel concerned and worried and anxious that these things are abnormal? (Focus, attention span, hand pointing, ability to play alone at times so young, not a snuggler, sometimes seems more serious than other babies) Like Reply
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    Oh well!

    3mo ago They all went to pride in LA one year. The only one I wanred to see, was Laurel... and I didn't! I seem most of the cast there. In fact, I went to a rooftop party. Where my friends and I, made ourselves convertible in a covered booth... that had strawberries, champagne, etc., just to see Liesha walking towards us. That was her VIP couch. Oh well... Just another life story. B L
    3mo ago They all went to pride in LA one year. The only one I wanred to see, was Laurel... and I didn't! I seem most of the cast there. In fact, I went to a rooftop party. Where my friends and I, made ourselves convertible in a covered booth... that had strawberries, champagne, etc., just to see Liesha walking towards us. That was her VIP couch. Oh well... Just another life story. B L
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    Getting your iPhones mixed up

    Tom @ProSyndicate. 2h The amount of times I've picked up my iPhone 10 thinking it's my 11 is unreal The front design similarity is so identical, I've even left the house with the wrong one already! #iPhone #iPhone11 69 1725 1,456
    Tom @ProSyndicate. 2h The amount of times I've picked up my iPhone 10 thinking it's my 11 is unreal The front design similarity is so identical, I've even left the house with the wrong one already! #iPhone #iPhone11 69 1725 1,456
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    Alrighty then

    uneide aldna 912 Me singing this song 24/7 like I'm not a 26 year old CEO of a multimillion dollar company outearning most guys my age in Finance Dislike @itssavannahjordan Subscribe I mean, it is catchy tho! #saleshacks #marketingstrategy #femaleentrepreneur #womeninmark... Original Sound E 143 Share Remix
    uneide aldna 912 Me singing this song 24/7 like I'm not a 26 year old CEO of a multimillion dollar company outearning most guys my age in Finance Dislike @itssavannahjordan Subscribe I mean, it is catchy tho! #saleshacks #marketingstrategy #femaleentrepreneur #womeninmark... Original Sound E 143 Share Remix
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    Normal dad getting a parking ticket

    Upton Parish Notice Board 19 hours ago. Just been to Bourton-on-the-water Please do make sure you stick to the correct parking restrictions as the traffic wardens a hard at work today. Just got a ticket! It seems they don't take Fathers day as a valid reason H Mi 247 BUY ONE FREE
    Upton Parish Notice Board 19 hours ago. Just been to Bourton-on-the-water Please do make sure you stick to the correct parking restrictions as the traffic wardens a hard at work today. Just got a ticket! It seems they don't take Fathers day as a valid reason H Mi 247 BUY ONE FREE
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    So weird

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    What

    No one talks about how being the most self-aware, emotionally intelligent person makes you the most annoyed and disappointed. How did you not see that this person is uncomfortable? How would you feel if someone treated YOU that way? Do you EVEN think? Everyone is incompetent to me because your buffoonery is so blatantly obvious it makes me want to take a potato peeler to my skin. The second hand cringe is too much for me.
    No one talks about how being the most self-aware, emotionally intelligent person makes you the most annoyed and disappointed. How did you not see that this person is uncomfortable? How would you feel if someone treated YOU that way? Do you EVEN think? Everyone is incompetent to me because your buffoonery is so blatantly obvious it makes me want to take a potato peeler to my skin. The second hand cringe is too much for me.
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    Tesla flex

    Wolf Bein @wwbein Had to purchase two new mattresses. Went in my Tesla 3 to IKEA in Costa Mesa. Found nice pair, but not in stock there. Went back home, took my larger Y and went to IKEA Burbank. Perhaps 150 miles all together. Had my mattresses same day. Try that with public transportation. T 2 HOUR 30 N +
    Wolf Bein @wwbein Had to purchase two new mattresses. Went in my Tesla 3 to IKEA in Costa Mesa. Found nice pair, but not in stock there. Went back home, took my larger Y and went to IKEA Burbank. Perhaps 150 miles all together. Had my mattresses same day. Try that with public transportation. T 2 HOUR 30 N +
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    He wants to be called stupid

    r/Random Thoughts 7h I'm tired of being called smart 슈 22 18 Share
    r/Random Thoughts 7h I'm tired of being called smart 슈 22 18 Share
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    Teach 'em young

    z is with So fun spending time with my son today. we got him a suit, taught him correct posture and manners, how to order at a restaurant, and how to pick out a classic Swiss watch. We talked about the hard work and diligence required for some of these things to be part of your lifestyle... was great to share this perspective as kids learn so much better by seeing 36 9 comments ✓ Like Comment ✓ Share
    z is with So fun spending time with my son today. we got him a suit, taught him correct posture and manners, how to order at a restaurant, and how to pick out a classic Swiss watch. We talked about the hard work and diligence required for some of these things to be part of your lifestyle... was great to share this perspective as kids learn so much better by seeing 36 9 comments ✓ Like Comment ✓ Share
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    What did you achieve from posting this

    < e Parking Of The Day 9m I have a valid reason for parking like this. As I was on the highway, I noticed a wasp inside by the passenger side windshield. Pulled off the highway in a hurry, didn't even notice I was in between spots. (I normally don't park like this)
    < e Parking Of The Day 9m I have a valid reason for parking like this. As I was on the highway, I noticed a wasp inside by the passenger side windshield. Pulled off the highway in a hurry, didn't even notice I was in between spots. (I normally don't park like this)
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    He only dates beautiful people

    That moment when you realize you've only ever dated models, beauty pageant winners, and/or professional athletes. Clearly I have a type. Maybe time to broaden that. Lol Like ☐ Comment Share
    That moment when you realize you've only ever dated models, beauty pageant winners, and/or professional athletes. Clearly I have a type. Maybe time to broaden that. Lol Like ☐ Comment Share
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