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If America was still a real country, we would wipe it Iran off the map.
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“our what?”
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No babe, that’s the guy from my *other* favorite podcast
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What are we doing this weekend? I forgot.
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“You can just wear what you’re wearing now”
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I've Got Some Meat for You
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“Don’t throw the box away, I might need it for something one day.”
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“What do you want for dinner tonight?”
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“where do you want to go eat”
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But you aren’t a worm
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Yeah, I’m babysitting the kids tonight while she goes to pottery class
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“I’m letting it soak”
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do you mind if i wait outside sephora
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I'm just resting my eyes
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"I cut the grass and weed-eated, want to come look?"
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*looking at an obscure wikipedia page on his phone*
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“it’s not a drill, it’s an impact gun”
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Im going to make a husbandjack when i get home from grocery shopping and no one can stop me
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“Ok I believe you at face value”
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