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Press Release

TRUMP VANCE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 2024 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator JD Vance (R-OH), who proudly accepted the GOP nomination to be our next Vice President, issued the following statement regarding the mendacious online campaign against him: "The radical left is desperate to make this race about anything but the issues," said Senator Vance. "I reject and rebuke the scurrilous rumors circulating about me on X and other platforms. Never in my life have I had sexual relations with a couch to completion. That is a lie. Furthermore, I can assure you I have not had any bare-skin contact with a couch in over five years.." For Background: • • Senator Vance has provided documentary evidence that he has never reached completion in a couch, chair, or any other soft furnishings. Senator Vance specifically rejects the claim that he was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA for attemtping coitus with a KIVIK Sofa with Chaise, providing extensive measurements to show this would in factbe impossible gieven his measurements. ⚫ There is NO RECORD of Senator Vance having sex with melons, Jell-O, or other assorted foodstuffs. ###
TRUMP VANCE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 2024 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator JD Vance (R-OH), who proudly accepted the GOP nomination to be our next Vice President, issued the following statement regarding the mendacious online campaign against him: "The radical left is desperate to make this race about anything but the issues," said Senator Vance. "I reject and rebuke the scurrilous rumors circulating about me on X and other platforms. Never in my life have I had sexual relations with a couch to completion. That is a lie. Furthermore, I can assure you I have not had any bare-skin contact with a couch in over five years.." For Background: • • Senator Vance has provided documentary evidence that he has never reached completion in a couch, chair, or any other soft furnishings. Senator Vance specifically rejects the claim that he was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA for attemtping coitus with a KIVIK Sofa with Chaise, providing extensive measurements to show this would in factbe impossible gieven his measurements. ⚫ There is NO RECORD of Senator Vance having sex with melons, Jell-O, or other assorted foodstuffs. ###

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Ed gets got

Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen WARNING: Don't tell me that Kamala Harris isn't qualified for her job. Subscribe While Harris was locking up murderers and robbers as San Francisco Assistant DA, JD Vance was busy fornicating with inside-out latex gloves shoved between couch cushions. (Look it up!) Just imagine the fake outrage and pandemonium by republicans if the reverse was true.
Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen WARNING: Don't tell me that Kamala Harris isn't qualified for her job. Subscribe While Harris was locking up murderers and robbers as San Francisco Assistant DA, JD Vance was busy fornicating with inside-out latex gloves shoved between couch cushions. (Look it up!) Just imagine the fake outrage and pandemonium by republicans if the reverse was true.

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Wowie

JP Danse @jpactual77 Wait a minute here, JD Vance f----- a couch? Let me rephrase that. JD Vance F----- A COUCH, and actually told people? Republicans man, what the f--- is going on with those people? 11:15 PM ⚫ Jul 21, 2024 245 Views
JP Danse @jpactual77 Wait a minute here, JD Vance f----- a couch? Let me rephrase that. JD Vance F----- A COUCH, and actually told people? Republicans man, what the f--- is going on with those people? 11:15 PM ⚫ Jul 21, 2024 245 Views

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Ed Krassenstein gets got

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GOOGLE JD VANCE COUCH CUSHION &13 Thip.com WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
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Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear I love that the only story anyone knows about JD Vance is that he f----- a rubber glove shoved between two couch cushions, and he's such a huge gomer no one even cares if it's true we're all just rolling with it. 9:12 AM ⚫ Jul 22, 2024 2,875 Views
Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear I love that the only story anyone knows about JD Vance is that he f----- a rubber glove shoved between two couch cushions, and he's such a huge gomer no one even cares if it's true we're all just rolling with it. 9:12 AM ⚫ Jul 22, 2024 2,875 Views

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Sofa Fker

shelby @thetrueshelby Why didn't y'all tell me that @JDVance1 is a sofa f-----?!? rthr @rickrudescalves. Follow X can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f------ an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181) 3:58 PM Jul 15, 2024 . 24.6K Reply ↑ Share 1:07 PM ⚫ Jul 21, 2024 37.8K Views
shelby @thetrueshelby Why didn't y'all tell me that @JDVance1 is a sofa f-----?!? rthr @rickrudescalves. Follow X can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f------ an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181) 3:58 PM Jul 15, 2024 . 24.6K Reply ↑ Share 1:07 PM ⚫ Jul 21, 2024 37.8K Views

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Parody Account

Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble Republicans who are complaining about JD Vance's wife need to understand the simple way of life he came from. According to Hillbilly Elegy, his prom date was a latex glove between two couch cushions. He has upped his game considerably 4:27 PM Jul 21, 2024 5,596 Views
Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble Republicans who are complaining about JD Vance's wife need to understand the simple way of life he came from. According to Hillbilly Elegy, his prom date was a latex glove between two couch cushions. He has upped his game considerably 4:27 PM Jul 21, 2024 5,596 Views

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Couch Burning

The Blessed Madonna @Blessed_Madonna Look—if my beloved governor of Kentucky, Andy Beshear who is a SAINT becomes VP and defeats JD Vance's carpetbagging, wanna be out the holler fugazi ass? We will burn every couch in the commonwealth in celebration. II GIF ALT 8:56 PM Jul 21, 2024 11.8K Views
The Blessed Madonna @Blessed_Madonna Look—if my beloved governor of Kentucky, Andy Beshear who is a SAINT becomes VP and defeats JD Vance's carpetbagging, wanna be out the holler fugazi ass? We will burn every couch in the commonwealth in celebration. II GIF ALT 8:56 PM Jul 21, 2024 11.8K Views

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Frank Reynolds Out of the Couch

r/PoliticalHumor 3 days ago orbitalaction 9 months after JD Vance f'ed the couch 415 13 Share GIF ...
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