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Tennessee's adopted son. Machete vs katana. 05/24/15(Sun)17:34:49 No.25923980 so my room mates friend is a sad lonely f--- and into What he calls the "Warrior class of the great samurai." He bought a 9 KB JPG hand forged folded high carbon steel katana. 1500 dollars. I go camping once a month. I have a barong machete i got from cold steel. He bragging about his sword when my room mate asks to see my machete. Okay. give it to him. "I bet this beat up machete is more useful then that 1500 dollar paper weight. " He got p----- "Muh Japanese culture" He's white by the way. We go out back. I keep my machete knife sharp. He's bragging how its hand sharpened by a master sword smith. We start killing the Bamboo growing out back. Im slicing throw it like a normal person he's taking a swords stance but his swords not cutting.... .IVe cut 14 or so think stocks down he's not cutting s---. He gets frustrated and slashes out hitting the fence. The sword f------ snaps at the hilt. His face was priceless. "Well i guess the last samurai has fallen my room says with a laugh. I feel bad offer to help him send it back for repairs. Kids destroyed. They refused to replace his sword. so Machete wins i guess. pic related my machete

Tennessee's adopted son. Machete vs katana. 05/24/15(Sun)17:34:49 No.25923980 so my room mates friend is a sad lonely f--- and into What he calls the "Warrior class of the great samurai." He bought a 9 KB JPG hand forged folded high carbon steel katana. 1500 dollars. I go camping once a month. I have a barong machete i got from cold steel. He bragging about his sword when my room mate asks to see my machete. Okay. give it to him. "I bet this beat up machete is more useful then that 1500 dollar paper weight. " He got p----- "Muh Japanese culture" He's white by the way. We go out back. I keep my machete knife sharp. He's bragging how its hand sharpened by a master sword smith. We start killing the Bamboo growing out back. Im slicing throw it like a normal person he's taking a swords stance but his swords not cutting.... .IVe cut 14 or so think stocks down he's not cutting s---. He gets frustrated and slashes out hitting the fence. The sword f------ snaps at the hilt. His face was priceless. "Well i guess the last samurai has fallen my room says with a laugh. I feel bad offer to help him send it back for repairs. Kids destroyed. They refused to replace his sword. so Machete wins i guess. pic related my machete

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The last seven samurai gentlemen

I've been called a nice guy I am geeky, energetic, and sword-tasti I enjoy watching anime The six things I could never do without My katana I spend a lot of time thinking about sword techniques okc pid Here's a more recent photo of myself. My mom made me get rid of my fedora/trenchcoat but let me keep the katana as long as I keep working at Costco, As a way of spiting her I've grown an epic beard and bought a fifty dollar watch usina good boy points www.cringechannel.com l True euphoric urban warriors and their swords GLORIOUS NPPON STEEL FOLDED TEN I don't even know what to say man smh Why are these guys never represented in post apocalyptic/zombie narratives. Do it for the levity Oh god yes. The fedora-wearing katana "senser" and a neon green zombieshit guns kiddie are what we need in our zomble games/movies The story of 7 guys with recently purchased katanas from ebay perishing one by one for being overly chivalrous during the time of the(fill in the blank) apocalypse the last seven samural gentlemen" is the project title. one guy gets mauled to death holding a door open for a zomble horde ℉nendzoned by their lady, this is their quest to redeem themselves as true alpha males in a doomed world

I've been called a nice guy I am geeky, energetic, and sword-tasti I enjoy watching anime The six things I could never do without My katana I spend a lot of time thinking about sword techniques okc pid Here's a more recent photo of myself. My mom made me get rid of my fedora/trenchcoat but let me keep the katana as long as I keep working at Costco, As a way of spiting her I've grown an epic beard and bought a fifty dollar watch usina good boy points www.cringechannel.com l True euphoric urban warriors and their swords GLORIOUS NPPON STEEL FOLDED TEN I don't even know what to say man smh Why are these guys never represented in post apocalyptic/zombie narratives. Do it for the levity Oh god yes. The fedora-wearing katana "senser" and a neon green zombieshit guns kiddie are what we need in our zomble games/movies The story of 7 guys with recently purchased katanas from ebay perishing one by one for being overly chivalrous during the time of the(fill in the blank) apocalypse the last seven samural gentlemen" is the project title. one guy gets mauled to death holding a door open for a zomble horde ℉nendzoned by their lady, this is their quest to redeem themselves as true alpha males in a doomed world

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GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL PLANE WINGS SHARP LIKE KATANA

GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL PLANE WINGS SHARP LIKE KATANA

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