Katana

Katana

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Updated Feb 10, 2020 at 09:32AM EST by Y F.

Added Jun 03, 2015 at 08:24PM EDT by Pat Bateman.

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About

Katana are traditional Japanese swords originally wielded by samurai in feudal Japan. Online, the weapons are often associated with White enthusiasts of Japanese culture, who are mockingly referred to as neckbeards and weeaboos.

Origin

Katana were first produced in the Muromachi period in feudal Japan, and have been a mainstay in Japanese weaponry since. In July 2009, a copypasta story about the fictional character Ken-Sama, an adult American male obsessed with Japanese and Otaku culture, began circulating on 4chan's /jp/ (Otaku culture) board. In the copypasta, Ken-Sama claims he trains with his katana every day:

"I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day."

Spread

Starting in 2009, YouTuber bbillyk began posting videos of himself cutting water bottles in his backyard with a katana.[4] On October 7th, 2012, YouTuber goosmurf uploaded a montage of clips featuring YouTuber Will Keith slashing water bottles with his katana (shown below). On June 27th, 2013, Redditor wolfhowler submitted the compilation to /r/IdiotsFightingThings.[3] Within four years, the video gathered upwards of 3.09 million views and 11,200 comments.



On April 15th, 2015, Tumblr user nunchler[5] published a post highlighting several photographs of men wearing fedoras while holding katana (shown below). Within two years, the post gathered upwards of 1,700 notes. On July 6th, Reeditor river710 submitted a copypasta story titled "unsheathes katana" to the /r/copypasta[7] subreddit.


creepy man wearing fedora and holding a Katana sword lazily over his shoulder and wearing sunglasses Man wearing a suit and a fedora and holding a Katana sword Creepy neckbeard wearing trench coat and fedora with massive Katana sword slung over his shoulder

On December 26th, 2015, YouTuber Papa Smeep uploaded a clip of a news segment about a man who defended a man from attackers on a train titled "Cringe Weeaboo Defends Man on Train with Katana" (shown below).



Various Examples



Katanas are Underpowered in D20

Katanas are Underpowered in D20 is a copypasta which complains that katana are far too powerful in real life to have a poor stat block in the Dungeons and Dragons d20 system.

Glorious Nippon Steel Folded Over 1000 Times

"Glorious Nippon Steel Folded Over 1000 Times" is an ironic catchphrase use to impersonate and mock individuals who think katana are vastly superior to western weapons. The catchphrase is often associated with a captioned gif from the videogame War Thunder, featuring a plane cutting a wing from another plane (shown below).[2]


GIF meme of glorious Nippon Steel cutting an airplane wing with another airplane wing

Sword Practice

"Sword Practice" is a video in which a young man demonstrates how to perform various katana moves in his front yard. While the original video has been removed, a mirror uploaded by YouTuber Nigel Nuttcrusher video blog in January 2010 received more than 100,000 views and 400 comments within six years (shown below). Additionally, several remixes of the video have been posted on the video-sharing site.



I Studied the Blade

"While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade" is an expression used in copypastas accompanied by photographs of men wielding katana, in which they mock peers for attending social gatherings while they train sword fighting. On April 9th, 2016, Redditor ktron24 submitted an image macro captioned with the phrase to /r/justneckbeardthings[6] (shown below, left). On June 3rd, Redditor graysjsnake posted a screenshot of a Facebook post featuring a variation of the copypasta to /r/justneckbeardthings[8] (shown below, right).


Nerdy looking kid with katana in an I Studied the Blade meme I Studied The Blade meme with trench coat Katana neckbeard picture

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Snickerway
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What you don't realize is that the neckbeards are actually real ninjas, disguised as neckbeards pretending to be ninjas. No one will ever suspect they are real ninjas because they refuse to take a neckbeard pretending to be a ninja seriously. It's foolproof!

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