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The madlad we all need | /r/madlads
![shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station. at my hometown, who doesn't limit himself to announcing trains but also: ⚫ comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform • gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like ⚫ refers to very crowded trains as 'friendly trains' ⚫ regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings • basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone's morning commute ⚫refers to himself as 'the fat controller'](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/967/12f.png)
![shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station. at my hometown, who doesn't limit himself to announcing trains but also: ⚫ comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform • gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like ⚫ refers to very crowded trains as 'friendly trains' ⚫ regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings • basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone's morning commute ⚫refers to himself as 'the fat controller'](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/967/12f.png)
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she was warned | /r/madlads
![Temple/Villa Rica/West Chad Keller GA Online Yard Sale Friday at 17:51. Teefers $20 • Temple, GA Message My wife keeps eating my Captain Crunch so I'm selling her upper teeth. Don't feel sorry for her, she was warned. $20 obo Like Share 9 f](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/947/32d.jpeg)
![Temple/Villa Rica/West Chad Keller GA Online Yard Sale Friday at 17:51. Teefers $20 • Temple, GA Message My wife keeps eating my Captain Crunch so I'm selling her upper teeth. Don't feel sorry for her, she was warned. $20 obo Like Share 9 f](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/947/32d.jpeg)
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Aussie madlad | /r/madlads
![Joe @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go f--- himself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/903/261.png)
![Joe @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go f--- himself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/903/261.png)
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This girl seemed too go to be true. I went YOLO to see if she was an AI | /r/madlads
![10:05 M 53% < Ashley Chat AW Profile Bonjour do you like going to electronic music clubs and festivals? Today 8:40AM Hello! Of course, electronic music clubs and festivals are usually very energetic and creative, and attract a lot of music-loving people That's right. Can you tell me a pun about tomatoes and chess? Sure! How about this: Why did the tomato join the chess match? Because it wanted to ketchup to the competition! Send a message IKE Sent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/810/75a.jpeg)
![10:05 M 53% < Ashley Chat AW Profile Bonjour do you like going to electronic music clubs and festivals? Today 8:40AM Hello! Of course, electronic music clubs and festivals are usually very energetic and creative, and attract a lot of music-loving people That's right. Can you tell me a pun about tomatoes and chess? Sure! How about this: Why did the tomato join the chess match? Because it wanted to ketchup to the competition! Send a message IKE Sent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/810/75a.jpeg)
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Madlad Welsh | /r/madlads
![Indie_Cred 2y When I was stationed at RAF Mildenhall, I used to regularly brief both the US Air Force cops and the UK MOD police on current events and such. There was an older (mid 50s) Welsh Senior NCO, who was effectively incomprehensible. Never understood a damn word the man said, but he'd been around forever and everyone just respected his presence so we let him speak his piece. My last briefing before I returned to the US, he pulled me aside and whispered in my ear "I speak fine. I've been f----- wi them for eight years, and they don't make me do s--- now. Don't spoil it", winked and left. I still think about that hero of a man regularly. Reply 317](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/752/1c8.jpeg)
![Indie_Cred 2y When I was stationed at RAF Mildenhall, I used to regularly brief both the US Air Force cops and the UK MOD police on current events and such. There was an older (mid 50s) Welsh Senior NCO, who was effectively incomprehensible. Never understood a damn word the man said, but he'd been around forever and everyone just respected his presence so we let him speak his piece. My last briefing before I returned to the US, he pulled me aside and whispered in my ear "I speak fine. I've been f----- wi them for eight years, and they don't make me do s--- now. Don't spoil it", winked and left. I still think about that hero of a man regularly. Reply 317](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/752/1c8.jpeg)
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No F's in the chat for him | /r/madlads
![IHateTheLetterF⚫ 3h F4 Awards I am going to be admitted to the hospital on Monday. 3 meals a day, medicine, examinations, constant care I will never see a bill. Universal healthcare really is a must have in modern society. Reply + 946 WhyWouldIPostThat ⚫ 3h • → 1 Award Not a single usage of the letter F, username checks out T T 484](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/731/8fd.png)
![IHateTheLetterF⚫ 3h F4 Awards I am going to be admitted to the hospital on Monday. 3 meals a day, medicine, examinations, constant care I will never see a bill. Universal healthcare really is a must have in modern society. Reply + 946 WhyWouldIPostThat ⚫ 3h • → 1 Award Not a single usage of the letter F, username checks out T T 484](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/731/8fd.png)
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Flying Madlad | /r/madlads
![QANTAS IN 1987, A MAN BOUGHT A LIFETIME FIRST- CLASS TICKET ON AMERICAN AIRLINES FOR $250,000. HE TOOK MORE THAN 10,000 FLIGHTS, WHICH COST THE AIRLINE $21 MILLION. THEY CANCELED HIS TICKET IN 2008.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/730/def.png)
![QANTAS IN 1987, A MAN BOUGHT A LIFETIME FIRST- CLASS TICKET ON AMERICAN AIRLINES FOR $250,000. HE TOOK MORE THAN 10,000 FLIGHTS, WHICH COST THE AIRLINE $21 MILLION. THEY CANCELED HIS TICKET IN 2008.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/730/def.png)
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I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS | /r/madlads
![nike @nikevsworld when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit Keita @PlayBoikeita WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT nike @nikevsworld - 20h when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit 0:02 19.4M views From 15:19-25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,914 Retweets 13.1K Likes 27 18:50-25 Jul 19 - Twitter for iPhone 57.3K Retweets 203K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/718/7c0.jpeg)
![nike @nikevsworld when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit Keita @PlayBoikeita WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT nike @nikevsworld - 20h when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit 0:02 19.4M views From 15:19-25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,914 Retweets 13.1K Likes 27 18:50-25 Jul 19 - Twitter for iPhone 57.3K Retweets 203K Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/718/7c0.jpeg)
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Everyone has their own definition of emergency | /r/madlads
![Salt Lake City man arrested for calling 911 and asking Where the hoes at react365.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/665/785.jpeg)
![Salt Lake City man arrested for calling 911 and asking Where the hoes at react365.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/665/785.jpeg)
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Definition of plot armor. Historical madlad | /r/madlads
![-He was shot in the groin, face, head, ankle, leg, hip and ear -He was shot through the eye, losing it. -He lost his hand -He was wounded in the stomach -He survived two plane crashes, swimming to shore straight after one of them. -He tore off his own fingers when denied an amputation -Tunneled for months with one hand, escaped the camp-of-war, evaded capture for a week, not knowing the language but pretending to be italian. -He fell off the running train, but managed to catch up to it, get on again, and rejoin the fight -Travelled around the world (South Africa, Somalia, France, Poland, Italy, Norway, Indonesia, Ireland, Egypt, Yugoslavia, China -Was a friend and supporter of Poland, lived 15 years in wilderness, engaging in hunting and being a friend to a polish noble. -Survived 3 big wars, still got to live to 83 years of age Adrian Carton De Wiart G](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/581/015.png)
![-He was shot in the groin, face, head, ankle, leg, hip and ear -He was shot through the eye, losing it. -He lost his hand -He was wounded in the stomach -He survived two plane crashes, swimming to shore straight after one of them. -He tore off his own fingers when denied an amputation -Tunneled for months with one hand, escaped the camp-of-war, evaded capture for a week, not knowing the language but pretending to be italian. -He fell off the running train, but managed to catch up to it, get on again, and rejoin the fight -Travelled around the world (South Africa, Somalia, France, Poland, Italy, Norway, Indonesia, Ireland, Egypt, Yugoslavia, China -Was a friend and supporter of Poland, lived 15 years in wilderness, engaging in hunting and being a friend to a polish noble. -Survived 3 big wars, still got to live to 83 years of age Adrian Carton De Wiart G](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/581/015.png)
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That’s one way to get your truck back | /r/madlads
![The Gazette Pueblo police say man filed fake kidnapping report for stolen truck; community outraged (Courtesy Pueblo Police Department) 71 Q 3 V Σ co_gazette The Pueblo community is outraged after a man filed a bogus kidnapping report with police, just to get his stolen truck back. When Daniel Reyes' discovered that his Ford F-250 had been taken from the parking lot of Sunset Bowling Alley Wednesday evening, he told police that his 14-year-old cousin "Sandra Mendoza" was inside. Working an active barricade situation on the north side of town, police split their resources to jump on the reported kidnapping case which they thought could be a life-or-death situation. Pueblo Police Department officers found Reyes' truck two hours after it was reported stolen, but "Sandra" was not inside — prompting the issue of an Amber Alert. In truth, Reyes' truck had been stolen. But he concocted a story about the kidnapping, according to Pueblo police. More on this story at the link in the @co_gazette bio](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/580/8fd.jpeg)
![The Gazette Pueblo police say man filed fake kidnapping report for stolen truck; community outraged (Courtesy Pueblo Police Department) 71 Q 3 V Σ co_gazette The Pueblo community is outraged after a man filed a bogus kidnapping report with police, just to get his stolen truck back. When Daniel Reyes' discovered that his Ford F-250 had been taken from the parking lot of Sunset Bowling Alley Wednesday evening, he told police that his 14-year-old cousin "Sandra Mendoza" was inside. Working an active barricade situation on the north side of town, police split their resources to jump on the reported kidnapping case which they thought could be a life-or-death situation. Pueblo Police Department officers found Reyes' truck two hours after it was reported stolen, but "Sandra" was not inside — prompting the issue of an Amber Alert. In truth, Reyes' truck had been stolen. But he concocted a story about the kidnapping, according to Pueblo police. More on this story at the link in the @co_gazette bio](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/580/8fd.jpeg)
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Madlad Doctor | /r/madlads
![From Funnymemes community on Reddit dana bad @baddanadanabad i got botox and i asked the dr "how many years younger will this make me look?" and he was like "zero. you'll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten botox." ***](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/579/497.jpeg)
![From Funnymemes community on Reddit dana bad @baddanadanabad i got botox and i asked the dr "how many years younger will this make me look?" and he was like "zero. you'll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten botox." ***](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/579/497.jpeg)
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I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS | /r/madlads
![r/madlads u/Captain Techno_ • 18h I hate it when that happens nike @nikevsworld Keita @PlayBoikeita Join when someone say ur joke louder WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR than u and get all the credit JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT nike @nikevsworld - 20h when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit 0.02 19.4M views From 15:19 25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,914 Retweets 13.1K Likes 27 18:50-25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 57.3K Retweets 203K Likes 27 4,804 ☐ 15 113](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/546/fac.png)
![r/madlads u/Captain Techno_ • 18h I hate it when that happens nike @nikevsworld Keita @PlayBoikeita Join when someone say ur joke louder WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR than u and get all the credit JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT nike @nikevsworld - 20h when someone say ur joke louder than u and get all the credit 0.02 19.4M views From 15:19 25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,914 Retweets 13.1K Likes 27 18:50-25 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 57.3K Retweets 203K Likes 27 4,804 ☐ 15 113](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/546/fac.png)
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Minnesota madlad | /r/madlads
![That's pretty f----- metal KRIS 6 News @KRIS6News Police have arrested a Minnesota man who checked his sick wife out of a nursing home to throw her a "death party." Her final hours included meth, listening to metal and having sex, authorities said. Man arrested after he threw his ailing wife a 'death party' before she died | KRISTV.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/523/23c.jpeg)
![That's pretty f----- metal KRIS 6 News @KRIS6News Police have arrested a Minnesota man who checked his sick wife out of a nursing home to throw her a "death party." Her final hours included meth, listening to metal and having sex, authorities said. Man arrested after he threw his ailing wife a 'death party' before she died | KRISTV.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/523/23c.jpeg)
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Maybe it's language barrier | /r/madlads
![Today 4:05 PM Bro, i have diabetes type 1 1 Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/466/aaf.jpeg)
![Today 4:05 PM Bro, i have diabetes type 1 1 Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/466/aaf.jpeg)
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not all heroes wear pants | /r/madlads
![These guys say women YouTubers can't go to heaven because men have masturbated over them 574K views Like Comment Share 01.6K 419 shares Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/928/408/cdb.jpeg)
![These guys say women YouTubers can't go to heaven because men have masturbated over them 574K views Like Comment Share 01.6K 419 shares Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/408/cdb.jpeg)
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