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LIVE L JOOH Following For You การบว Judge said I can only see my daughter on weekends...So I got a job at my daughters 20 school.... So now I can see a 537.5K 9093 her Monday-Friday from 730-330pm and get to have lunch with her 9098

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He really gave up his wizard powers for some p----
He really gave up his wizard powers for some p----

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Fermen HDUZ FGC 16m £1,000 2002 Nissan Micra Billy Is this still available? 9 h Like Reply Morgan Billy yes 9 h Like Reply Billy Not surprised 9 h Like Reply HD02 FCC MESSAGE reddit
Fermen HDUZ FGC 16m £1,000 2002 Nissan Micra Billy Is this still available? 9 h Like Reply Morgan Billy yes 9 h Like Reply Billy Not surprised 9 h Like Reply HD02 FCC MESSAGE reddit

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“Don’t go see it” what a nadlad | /r/madlads

14:20 Salt @Sin_Salt Stay home. Don't go see it. IGN @IGN - 1d Official Director James Cameron told GQ that Avatar: The Way of Water was "very f***ing" expensive to make and revealed that the long-awaited sequel would need to rank highly in the global box office charts just to break even. bit.ly/3XBDSyb NEWS IGN AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER NEEDS TO BE 3RD OR 4TH HIGHEST GROSSING FILM EVER TO PROFIT Ų VIA: G0 9:47 AM 23 Nov 22 Twitter for Android
14:20 Salt @Sin_Salt Stay home. Don't go see it. IGN @IGN - 1d Official Director James Cameron told GQ that Avatar: The Way of Water was "very f***ing" expensive to make and revealed that the long-awaited sequel would need to rank highly in the global box office charts just to break even. bit.ly/3XBDSyb NEWS IGN AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER NEEDS TO BE 3RD OR 4TH HIGHEST GROSSING FILM EVER TO PROFIT Ų VIA: G0 9:47 AM 23 Nov 22 Twitter for Android

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Who Never Pays Their Restraunt Bills? RATMAN!! | /r/madlads

natasha horvath 1 review ***** a day ago NEW I saw a rat whilst eating here. < n 10 Response from the owner a day ago That's called a mirror...
natasha horvath 1 review ***** a day ago NEW I saw a rat whilst eating here. < n 10 Response from the owner a day ago That's called a mirror...

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Stay hydrated | /r/madlads

Aniruddha Wattal - 2nd Full-time advertising writer, many- time imposter syndrome fighter 2h. + Follow I got rejected by Apple. I got rejected by Facebook. I got rejected by Google. I was jobless. I could have given up all hope. But I took it as a sign. To take the leap of faith. So I started my own enterprise. Then I got rejected by the end consumer. Now I'm jobless. And broke. Moral of the story - keep yourself hydrated. (That doesn't make make any sense. Neither do all the inspiring stories on LinkedIn.) 6 17 3 comments
Aniruddha Wattal - 2nd Full-time advertising writer, many- time imposter syndrome fighter 2h. + Follow I got rejected by Apple. I got rejected by Facebook. I got rejected by Google. I was jobless. I could have given up all hope. But I took it as a sign. To take the leap of faith. So I started my own enterprise. Then I got rejected by the end consumer. Now I'm jobless. And broke. Moral of the story - keep yourself hydrated. (That doesn't make make any sense. Neither do all the inspiring stories on LinkedIn.) 6 17 3 comments

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This madlad actually did the math | /r/madlads

Still the best comment ever made on the internet Kategorie Musik Lizenz Standard YouTube-Lizenz Die besten Kommentare Weniger anzeigen Mason Lagart vor 1 Monat i replayed this song like 1,000,000 times already Antworten q Bill Smith vor 1 Monat 3:24-204 seconds 204 X 1000000= 204000000 seconds 204000000/60 = 3400000 minutes 3400000/60-56666 7 hours 56666.7/24-2361.2 days 2361 2/365-65 years This video came out last year You sir just lied shame on you 91
Still the best comment ever made on the internet Kategorie Musik Lizenz Standard YouTube-Lizenz Die besten Kommentare Weniger anzeigen Mason Lagart vor 1 Monat i replayed this song like 1,000,000 times already Antworten q Bill Smith vor 1 Monat 3:24-204 seconds 204 X 1000000= 204000000 seconds 204000000/60 = 3400000 minutes 3400000/60-56666 7 hours 56666.7/24-2361.2 days 2361 2/365-65 years This video came out last year You sir just lied shame on you 91

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A 314 r/BeAmazed u/TheRogue_Orca • 10h. i.redd.it In 1983, Steve Jobs typed this reply to a letter asking for his autograph. apple computer Inc. 20525 Mariani Avenue Cupertino, California 95014 (408) 996-1010 May 11, 1983 M. L.N. Varon 870 10th Street Imperial Beach, CA 92032 Dear M. Varon: I'm honored that you'd write, but I'm afraid I don't sign autographs. Sincerely, stive jobs Steven P. Jobs Chairman Board of Directors 4.5k 94 Share Award
A 314 r/BeAmazed u/TheRogue_Orca • 10h. i.redd.it In 1983, Steve Jobs typed this reply to a letter asking for his autograph. apple computer Inc. 20525 Mariani Avenue Cupertino, California 95014 (408) 996-1010 May 11, 1983 M. L.N. Varon 870 10th Street Imperial Beach, CA 92032 Dear M. Varon: I'm honored that you'd write, but I'm afraid I don't sign autographs. Sincerely, stive jobs Steven P. Jobs Chairman Board of Directors 4.5k 94 Share Award

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(Edited) German politician wears the OneLove armband next to Infantino KIS #O
(Edited) German politician wears the OneLove armband next to Infantino KIS #O

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Idk this made me kinda tear up for a minute | /r/madlads

HOLIDAYSINCORNWALL.COM Farmers Stand In Silence At Auction So A Young Man Can Buy Back His Family Farmhouse Caring community philosophy-and-coffee This is the kind of s--- people did back in the Depression. When mortgage holds would try to sell a farm, everyone in the community showed up and strong armed any serious bidders away. They had the 'penny auction' tactic, where farmers would bid absurdly small amounts on farm equipment and land (while glaring intensely) until the auctioneer realized they needed to take what they were getting, or get their legs broken. This kind of stuff saved so many farms, they'd buy off 500+ dollar mortgages (which were huge amounts back then) for less than 100 dollars and give it back to the farm owners. The lesson to take away is that only direct action and community organizing can help in such dire times.
HOLIDAYSINCORNWALL.COM Farmers Stand In Silence At Auction So A Young Man Can Buy Back His Family Farmhouse Caring community philosophy-and-coffee This is the kind of s--- people did back in the Depression. When mortgage holds would try to sell a farm, everyone in the community showed up and strong armed any serious bidders away. They had the 'penny auction' tactic, where farmers would bid absurdly small amounts on farm equipment and land (while glaring intensely) until the auctioneer realized they needed to take what they were getting, or get their legs broken. This kind of stuff saved so many farms, they'd buy off 500+ dollar mortgages (which were huge amounts back then) for less than 100 dollars and give it back to the farm owners. The lesson to take away is that only direct action and community organizing can help in such dire times.

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Mad at cops | /r/madlads

Can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light? 09:44 01/04/2020 Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 175 Likes GAIN . B 27 #StayHomeSaveL... Police Replying to @ 2102 Hi Luke, it's an offence for any part of your vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light has turned red. Thanks 2 211 28 No worries that's what I figured :) AURREZA POLICE POSS BUE .5h ✓ 2102.5h
Can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light? 09:44 01/04/2020 Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 175 Likes GAIN . B 27 #StayHomeSaveL... Police Replying to @ 2102 Hi Luke, it's an offence for any part of your vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light has turned red. Thanks 2 211 28 No worries that's what I figured :) AURREZA POLICE POSS BUE .5h ✓ 2102.5h

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Burning money just like they did | /r/madlads

COBRA UK comedian destroys 9.7 lakh over David Beckham's role at Qatar World Cup British comedian Joe Lycett has shared a video which purportedly shows him shredd g £10,000 (9.66 lakh) after failing to receive response from David Beckham over his role as a Qatar World Cup ambassador. Lycett had urged the former footballer to withdraw from his role at the tournament and offered to donate £10,000 to gay charities if he did so.
COBRA UK comedian destroys 9.7 lakh over David Beckham's role at Qatar World Cup British comedian Joe Lycett has shared a video which purportedly shows him shredd g £10,000 (9.66 lakh) after failing to receive response from David Beckham over his role as a Qatar World Cup ambassador. Lycett had urged the former footballer to withdraw from his role at the tournament and offered to donate £10,000 to gay charities if he did so.

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Madlad dev doesn't give a shit | /r/madlads

3 Posted by u/guymanpersonplace 4 years ago Could somebody help me? There is this app called Delta touch I wanna use and it costs money but the apk I downloaded has license verification and I tried to patch it but it isn't working could somebody help me?! 41 Comments Comment as Ocytoxin What are your thoughts? Award Sort By: Best ▼ Bie s <C> A^T =3 Share 1 Save emile_b. 4 yr. ago I am the dev of this app.. just message me and I'll give you a free code. 45 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow guymanpersonplace OP • 4 yr. ago Wait...really?! 41↓ Markdown Mode Ocytoxin just now Lol, I was looking to crack this app to test it, but when I see that, Im just gonna buy it. You sir, just restored a lil bit of my faith in humanity <3 Reply Share Save Edit Follow *** Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow psychloan420 4 yr. ago Modder Lol get ready for the message flood... But seriously, that's very cool of you to do. Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow 41 emile_b. 4 yr. ago Ha its all good, I would prefer people enjoy the app even if they can't pay for it! Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow 42 ² psychloan420 4 yr. ago Modder Would you mind if i message you? Not for a code. 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Comment emile_b. 4 yr. ago Sure 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Content Wait2488 - 6 mo. ago Would you mind if i message you? Mostly for a code since i need it 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow khadanh1505-3 yr. ago Can I have a free code too, few month ago, delta touch not available in my country anymore now i can't even buy it :(( 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow emile_b. 3 yr. ago OK sent 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow
3 Posted by u/guymanpersonplace 4 years ago Could somebody help me? There is this app called Delta touch I wanna use and it costs money but the apk I downloaded has license verification and I tried to patch it but it isn't working could somebody help me?! 41 Comments Comment as Ocytoxin What are your thoughts? Award Sort By: Best ▼ Bie s <C> A^T =3 Share 1 Save emile_b. 4 yr. ago I am the dev of this app.. just message me and I'll give you a free code. 45 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow guymanpersonplace OP • 4 yr. ago Wait...really?! 41↓ Markdown Mode Ocytoxin just now Lol, I was looking to crack this app to test it, but when I see that, Im just gonna buy it. You sir, just restored a lil bit of my faith in humanity <3 Reply Share Save Edit Follow *** Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow psychloan420 4 yr. ago Modder Lol get ready for the message flood... But seriously, that's very cool of you to do. Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow 41 emile_b. 4 yr. ago Ha its all good, I would prefer people enjoy the app even if they can't pay for it! Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow 42 ² psychloan420 4 yr. ago Modder Would you mind if i message you? Not for a code. 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Comment emile_b. 4 yr. ago Sure 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Content Wait2488 - 6 mo. ago Would you mind if i message you? Mostly for a code since i need it 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow khadanh1505-3 yr. ago Can I have a free code too, few month ago, delta touch not available in my country anymore now i can't even buy it :(( 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow emile_b. 3 yr. ago OK sent 41 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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6:15 ← r/mildlyinfuriating u/Glen2gvhlp 1h. i.redd.it [deleted] 155d [deleted] ↑ Vote So I just have to know: WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS!!! BEST COMMENTS ✓ [deleted] Now ● [deleted] Add a comment 13 : : : ş : 5G .lll 57% Ĵ Share 368 headyrooms +2.1h Some people just scrub their history of comments from time to time. I used to do it, but I got tired of the work it took. You can delete all your comments, and it doesn't affect your karma. Reply ↑ 1 Reply + 473
6:15 ← r/mildlyinfuriating u/Glen2gvhlp 1h. i.redd.it [deleted] 155d [deleted] ↑ Vote So I just have to know: WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS!!! BEST COMMENTS ✓ [deleted] Now ● [deleted] Add a comment 13 : : : ş : 5G .lll 57% Ĵ Share 368 headyrooms +2.1h Some people just scrub their history of comments from time to time. I used to do it, but I got tired of the work it took. You can delete all your comments, and it doesn't affect your karma. Reply ↑ 1 Reply + 473

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Madlad did the Math | /r/madlads

marietemajo 48 This is unbelievable. This guy didn't even solve a), b) and c). Like dude, you just have to divide the numbers multiplying the xs with the highest exponent 831 Reply Q3 3 Comments sorted by Best v 2 months ago Leave a comment Dragonaax 3h I watched it and few thing I have to say about it: ... 1. I would be that guy who is more focused on math than bj 2. I wish they would focus more on math they're doing 3. That guy didn't solve anything at all, in point f) lim x→∞0 sqrt(x²+9) / (x+3) he wrote x→ sqrt(x²+6) / (x+?) for some reason.
marietemajo 48 This is unbelievable. This guy didn't even solve a), b) and c). Like dude, you just have to divide the numbers multiplying the xs with the highest exponent 831 Reply Q3 3 Comments sorted by Best v 2 months ago Leave a comment Dragonaax 3h I watched it and few thing I have to say about it: ... 1. I would be that guy who is more focused on math than bj 2. I wish they would focus more on math they're doing 3. That guy didn't solve anything at all, in point f) lim x→∞0 sqrt(x²+9) / (x+3) he wrote x→ sqrt(x²+6) / (x+?) for some reason.

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Ray Thanks for the clarification, Dad. Joe 7 mins - L with Raylin Happy 21st Birthday to my beautiful daughter (left) Raylin! dison C
Ray Thanks for the clarification, Dad. Joe 7 mins - L with Raylin Happy 21st Birthday to my beautiful daughter (left) Raylin! dison C

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Evil organisations fear him | /r/madlads

r/worldcupqatarstrophy u/fifashitshow • 12 h How do I inflict as much as possible damage to FIFA? Question I'm quite annoyed about FIFA's recent stunts. How do I inflict as much as possible damage to FIFA? I know they are trying to redirect all the critics towards Qatar to themselves but still, there has to be a way to inflict damage to them also. 474 ↓ Beitreten 32 FRAGERUNDE KOMMENTARE ✓ 8 weitere Antworten Teilen Auszeichne Ornery-Ambition-6340 9 h Easy: travel to switzerland, enjoy a lovely little vacation at lake zurich and then burn down the FIFA Headquarter : Antworten 474 ↓
r/worldcupqatarstrophy u/fifashitshow • 12 h How do I inflict as much as possible damage to FIFA? Question I'm quite annoyed about FIFA's recent stunts. How do I inflict as much as possible damage to FIFA? I know they are trying to redirect all the critics towards Qatar to themselves but still, there has to be a way to inflict damage to them also. 474 ↓ Beitreten 32 FRAGERUNDE KOMMENTARE ✓ 8 weitere Antworten Teilen Auszeichne Ornery-Ambition-6340 9 h Easy: travel to switzerland, enjoy a lovely little vacation at lake zurich and then burn down the FIFA Headquarter : Antworten 474 ↓

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Madlad bully takes everyone’s lunch money | /r/madlads

isinhower 7h Funny Quiznos related story. Long time co-worker Larry said he was going there for lunch and offered to pick up sandwiches if anyone wanted some. Collected sandwich money from a bunch of people. Larry never came back. Just quit his job and kept all the money. It's now a running joke if someone is having a bad day. "Hey, I'm thinking Quiznos for lunch, you want anything?" ● byebybuy • 3h Wow. F------ legend, Larry. M Tentacle_bukkake • 2h · Larry's are notoriously the wild card in any work situation DO mr_plopsy 16m ● : Reply 513 196 38 The Larry in my work scenario was a radio broadcaster who played nothing but Broadway/showtunes... yet he was homophobic. Vote
isinhower 7h Funny Quiznos related story. Long time co-worker Larry said he was going there for lunch and offered to pick up sandwiches if anyone wanted some. Collected sandwich money from a bunch of people. Larry never came back. Just quit his job and kept all the money. It's now a running joke if someone is having a bad day. "Hey, I'm thinking Quiznos for lunch, you want anything?" ● byebybuy • 3h Wow. F------ legend, Larry. M Tentacle_bukkake • 2h · Larry's are notoriously the wild card in any work situation DO mr_plopsy 16m ● : Reply 513 196 38 The Larry in my work scenario was a radio broadcaster who played nothing but Broadway/showtunes... yet he was homophobic. Vote

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Madlad get to watch Cars instead of doing classwork | /r/madlads

Guys This m----------- dude in my class asked if we could watch cars instead of classwork Did y'all? The teacher said we didn't have cars, but then this dude pulls a DVD player and a cars disc out of his backpack Now we are watching cars
Guys This m----------- dude in my class asked if we could watch cars instead of classwork Did y'all? The teacher said we didn't have cars, but then this dude pulls a DVD player and a cars disc out of his backpack Now we are watching cars

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Told my friend to draw a Sexy nun in a bible left on our main street | /r/madlads

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And he said, These are to find grace in the sight of my lord. 9 And Esau said, I have enough, my brother, keep that thou ast unto thyself. 10 And Jacob said, Nay, I pray thee, if no hand grace in thy sight, then receive mesent at myd: for therefore I have seen thy face, as though I had can-the-face God, and thou wast pleased with m When Eur Whose at ore the beau behind us third and a all ye speak of Jacob is beh nt that got her venture he w himself id because 11 Take, I pray th, my blessing that is brought to God hath dealraciously with me, and because I have enough. 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And he said called no more Jant with God and wat breaketh And bes I me, I pray the u dost ask after m the land of his tent befo 15 And Esauid, Let me nw leave with thee som that are with in the sight of my lord. 161 So Esau tumed that day on his ay m 17 And Jacob ourneyed to Succoth, and built him an house and made booths or his cattle: crefo called Succot on the pla place Penich: for h erved e sun rose upen bi a 18 And Jaco came to Shalom, a ci V aan, when he came from Padan, and the city. ht a parcel da field at the hand of the cenf Ham hundred peces of 19 And he ney. 20 And berected ere antar, and 2 And whe country w ber, h 3 And soul loved the dams 4d Sheche spak densel to we And Jaced cat not of the sine of the thigh, unto this de cob's thigh in the s ER 33 and looked and be mon. And he divided and unto the two hand heir children foremo and el and Joseph hinder them, and bowed hime e. And he sai What needeth it? les me near to his brother and embraced him, and wept. cy, and lee and I will le 19 GENESIS 35:19 had delight in Jacob's daughter and he was more honourable than all the house of his father 20 And Hamorand Shechem his son came unto the gate of their city, and communed with the mewoftheir city, saying. 21 These men are peaceable with us; therefom let them dwell in and trade therein; for the land, behold, it ough let us take their daughters to us for wives, and let us give e them ou daughters. Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, one pole if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumded 23 alloeir cattle and their substance and every best of unto them and they will well ther amod 10 dw 24 And unto unt. Shechem his son hearkenedll that went out of the gate of his city, and every male was circumcised, I that went out of the gate of his city. all And it came to pass on the third day, when the were sore, thatwo of the sons of Jacob, Simeon and Lai Dh's brethren, tokach man his sword and came upon the city boldly, and skall the males. city, And they slew Hamor and Shechem his son with the edge of sword, and took Dinah out of Shechem's house, and went out. The sons of Jacob came upon the slain, and spo because they had defiled their sister. 28 They took their sheep, and their oxen, ap the which was in the city, and that which was the fi 29 And all their wealth, and all their life on took they captive, and spoiled even all that ea 30 And Jacob said to Simeon and Lev Ye lang in make me to stink among the inhabitants of the land, in Canaanit and the Perizzites, and I being few in nan shall gather themselves together against me and sley sho be destroyed, I and my house. 31nd the said, Should he deal with our sister with an hurkort 2 10 CHAPTER 35 unto Jacob, Arise, go up to Beth-cel, deell ND God s there and there an altar unto God, that appeared un ho when thou fldest from the face of Esau thy brother. 2 The Jaco said unto his houschold, and to all that were with him, ut away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, ndangovour garments: 3A let arise, and go up to Beth-el; and I will make there an alt unto God, who answered me in the day of my distress, and w with me in the way which I went. And they gave unto Jacob all the strange gods which were in eir hard, and all their carrings which were in their cars; and Jacob hi them under the oak which was by Shechem And they journeyed: and the terror of God was upon the cities that were round about them, and they did not pursue after the sons of Jacob her he had sp Shchem's nd 1 me y ord of the fo nd hem, whis in sin CAPTER 34 AND Dieaughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to daughters of the land. The Hae prince the on of Hamophe Hi er, and layith her, and weltled he unto me daughter Jacob, and he spake kindly unto the dasel unto his father Hamor, ying, Get me this And make ye marriages with us and take our daughters unto you ye shall dwell with us: and the trade ye therein, and get you unto father ur eyes, and wha his ten et edit El-clohe-Israel. he had defiled Durch with his cle in the fiel and Jacob an ughter: now his peace his sons until the were 61A Hamer thether of comu 7d thens of Jacob came chem went to ob to with him. adt e of the field where they hear it very wh, because he and they of the field when they hear it mere grieved, and they od Wrofon Israel in lying with bughter, which ting ought to donc. And Hamor con with them, saying, The oul of my son Sechem langeth forehter. I pray you geber him to wik auch unto ons halle before you to her brethren, Le all say unto me I will 61 So Jacob came to Luz, which is in the land of Canaan, that is, Beth-cl, he and all the people that were with him. 7 And he built there an altar, and called the place El-beth-el: be cause there God appeared unto him, when he Bed from the face of his brother. neath Beth-el under an oak and the name of it was called Alion-bacbuth 8 But Deborah Rebekah's nurse died, and she was buried be 91 And God appeared unto Jacob again, when he came out of Padan-aram, and blessed him. 11 A o find y live. (12 Ask me never so much downy gift, and will give ac- cordine as ye shall say unto me: but give me the danisere wife. the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father defully, and said, because he had defiled Dinah their sister 14 And they said in them, We cannot do this thing, to give our If ye will be as we sister to one that is uncircised, for that were a reproach unto us: 15 But in this will we consent untuy If ye that every male of you be circumcised, 16 Then will we give our daughters unto you, and we will take your daughters to us, and we will dwell with you, and we will become one people. 17 But if ye will not hearken unto us, to be circumcised; then will we take our daughter, and we will be gone. 18 And their words pleased Hamor, and Shechem Hamor's son 19 And the young man deferred not to do the thing, because he 10 And God said unto him, Thy name is Jacob: thy name shall not be called any more Jacob, but Israel shall be thy name; and he alled his name Israel. And God said unto him, I am God Almighty, be fruitful and miply: a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and king hall come out of thy loins; 12 Anahe land which I gave Abraham and Isaac, to thee I will give it,d to thy seed after thee will I give the land 13 And Cd went up from him in the place where he talked with him. GE NA And Job set up a pillar in the place where he talked with him, ar of stone and he poured a drink offering thereon, and oil thereon 15 And Jacob called the name of the place where God spake with hin, Beth-el. 1 And they journeyed from Beth-el; and there was but a little way to come to Ephrath and Rachel travailed, and she had hand labour 17 And it came to pass, when she was in hard labour, that the midwife said unto her, Fear not, thou shalt have this son also 18 And it came to pass, as her soul was in departing. (for she died) that she called his name Ben-oni: but his father called him Benjamin LIVE 19 And Rachel died, and was buried in the way to Ephrath, which is Beth-lehem.
M dl st Wal ay d 5 And he lifted up his eyes, and saw the women and the children; and said, Who are those with thee? And he said, The children which God hath graciously given thy servant. 6 Then the handmaidens came near, they and their children, and they bowed themselves. 7 And Leah also with her children care near, and bed them selves: and after came Joseph near and Rachel, and hey bed themselves. front z! kethyst mubied that w Two hun servan 25 over her 8 And he said, What meanest thou by all this drove which I m? And he said, These are to find grace in the sight of my lord. 9 And Esau said, I have enough, my brother, keep that thou ast unto thyself. 10 And Jacob said, Nay, I pray thee, if no hand grace in thy sight, then receive mesent at myd: for therefore I have seen thy face, as though I had can-the-face God, and thou wast pleased with m When Eur Whose at ore the beau behind us third and a all ye speak of Jacob is beh nt that got her venture he w himself id because 11 Take, I pray th, my blessing that is brought to God hath dealraciously with me, and because I have enough. And he urged him, and he ook it. 12 And he sd Let us tale our icy, and go before the th 13 And he say unto him,y lord knoweth that the childre are tender, and the flocks and rds with young are men should overdrive them one, all the f th and if over befo 14 Let my love, I pray the will lead only, accordi sen netle that goh and the children be able tendu, until I comento unto Seir. wo wives and passed over de de er the brook Testled a man wit against him, be Jacob's thigh wa c. ame? And he said called no more Jant with God and wat breaketh And bes I me, I pray the u dost ask after m the land of his tent befo 15 And Esauid, Let me nw leave with thee som that are with in the sight of my lord. 161 So Esau tumed that day on his ay m 17 And Jacob ourneyed to Succoth, and built him an house and made booths or his cattle: crefo called Succot on the pla place Penich: for h erved e sun rose upen bi a 18 And Jaco came to Shalom, a ci V aan, when he came from Padan, and the city. ht a parcel da field at the hand of the cenf Ham hundred peces of 19 And he ney. 20 And berected ere antar, and 2 And whe country w ber, h 3 And soul loved the dams 4d Sheche spak densel to we And Jaced cat not of the sine of the thigh, unto this de cob's thigh in the s ER 33 and looked and be mon. And he divided and unto the two hand heir children foremo and el and Joseph hinder them, and bowed hime e. And he sai What needeth it? les me near to his brother and embraced him, and wept. cy, and lee and I will le 19 GENESIS 35:19 had delight in Jacob's daughter and he was more honourable than all the house of his father 20 And Hamorand Shechem his son came unto the gate of their city, and communed with the mewoftheir city, saying. 21 These men are peaceable with us; therefom let them dwell in and trade therein; for the land, behold, it ough let us take their daughters to us for wives, and let us give e them ou daughters. Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, one pole if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumded 23 alloeir cattle and their substance and every best of unto them and they will well ther amod 10 dw 24 And unto unt. Shechem his son hearkenedll that went out of the gate of his city, and every male was circumcised, I that went out of the gate of his city. all And it came to pass on the third day, when the were sore, thatwo of the sons of Jacob, Simeon and Lai Dh's brethren, tokach man his sword and came upon the city boldly, and skall the males. city, And they slew Hamor and Shechem his son with the edge of sword, and took Dinah out of Shechem's house, and went out. The sons of Jacob came upon the slain, and spo because they had defiled their sister. 28 They took their sheep, and their oxen, ap the which was in the city, and that which was the fi 29 And all their wealth, and all their life on took they captive, and spoiled even all that ea 30 And Jacob said to Simeon and Lev Ye lang in make me to stink among the inhabitants of the land, in Canaanit and the Perizzites, and I being few in nan shall gather themselves together against me and sley sho be destroyed, I and my house. 31nd the said, Should he deal with our sister with an hurkort 2 10 CHAPTER 35 unto Jacob, Arise, go up to Beth-cel, deell ND God s there and there an altar unto God, that appeared un ho when thou fldest from the face of Esau thy brother. 2 The Jaco said unto his houschold, and to all that were with him, ut away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, ndangovour garments: 3A let arise, and go up to Beth-el; and I will make there an alt unto God, who answered me in the day of my distress, and w with me in the way which I went. And they gave unto Jacob all the strange gods which were in eir hard, and all their carrings which were in their cars; and Jacob hi them under the oak which was by Shechem And they journeyed: and the terror of God was upon the cities that were round about them, and they did not pursue after the sons of Jacob her he had sp Shchem's nd 1 me y ord of the fo nd hem, whis in sin CAPTER 34 AND Dieaughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to daughters of the land. The Hae prince the on of Hamophe Hi er, and layith her, and weltled he unto me daughter Jacob, and he spake kindly unto the dasel unto his father Hamor, ying, Get me this And make ye marriages with us and take our daughters unto you ye shall dwell with us: and the trade ye therein, and get you unto father ur eyes, and wha his ten et edit El-clohe-Israel. he had defiled Durch with his cle in the fiel and Jacob an ughter: now his peace his sons until the were 61A Hamer thether of comu 7d thens of Jacob came chem went to ob to with him. adt e of the field where they hear it very wh, because he and they of the field when they hear it mere grieved, and they od Wrofon Israel in lying with bughter, which ting ought to donc. And Hamor con with them, saying, The oul of my son Sechem langeth forehter. I pray you geber him to wik auch unto ons halle before you to her brethren, Le all say unto me I will 61 So Jacob came to Luz, which is in the land of Canaan, that is, Beth-cl, he and all the people that were with him. 7 And he built there an altar, and called the place El-beth-el: be cause there God appeared unto him, when he Bed from the face of his brother. neath Beth-el under an oak and the name of it was called Alion-bacbuth 8 But Deborah Rebekah's nurse died, and she was buried be 91 And God appeared unto Jacob again, when he came out of Padan-aram, and blessed him. 11 A o find y live. (12 Ask me never so much downy gift, and will give ac- cordine as ye shall say unto me: but give me the danisere wife. the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father defully, and said, because he had defiled Dinah their sister 14 And they said in them, We cannot do this thing, to give our If ye will be as we sister to one that is uncircised, for that were a reproach unto us: 15 But in this will we consent untuy If ye that every male of you be circumcised, 16 Then will we give our daughters unto you, and we will take your daughters to us, and we will dwell with you, and we will become one people. 17 But if ye will not hearken unto us, to be circumcised; then will we take our daughter, and we will be gone. 18 And their words pleased Hamor, and Shechem Hamor's son 19 And the young man deferred not to do the thing, because he 10 And God said unto him, Thy name is Jacob: thy name shall not be called any more Jacob, but Israel shall be thy name; and he alled his name Israel. And God said unto him, I am God Almighty, be fruitful and miply: a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and king hall come out of thy loins; 12 Anahe land which I gave Abraham and Isaac, to thee I will give it,d to thy seed after thee will I give the land 13 And Cd went up from him in the place where he talked with him. GE NA And Job set up a pillar in the place where he talked with him, ar of stone and he poured a drink offering thereon, and oil thereon 15 And Jacob called the name of the place where God spake with hin, Beth-el. 1 And they journeyed from Beth-el; and there was but a little way to come to Ephrath and Rachel travailed, and she had hand labour 17 And it came to pass, when she was in hard labour, that the midwife said unto her, Fear not, thou shalt have this son also 18 And it came to pass, as her soul was in departing. (for she died) that she called his name Ben-oni: but his father called him Benjamin LIVE 19 And Rachel died, and was buried in the way to Ephrath, which is Beth-lehem.

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