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Goodbye | /r/madlads

Х r/pics F--- OFF u/nosh_scrumble A friend of mine is transferring work locations after 10 years. This is his goodbye cake. 5385 ☐ 103

Х r/pics F--- OFF u/nosh_scrumble A friend of mine is transferring work locations after 10 years. This is his goodbye cake. 5385 ☐ 103

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Mad personal instructor ️‍♀️. | /r/madlads

Harshita @Harshitasuliyas I have a question.. Can gym delay periods?? Kay may @Nowaykaymay If the male gym trainer is involved, yes.

Harshita @Harshitasuliyas I have a question.. Can gym delay periods?? Kay may @Nowaykaymay If the male gym trainer is involved, yes.

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Need Madlad help: I dont want to share my new heapdpjones with my elder sister( she uses them all th...

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Mad revenge | /r/madlads

I'm gonna lay another gem on you that some redditor put on me a while back: Piss disc - so you put pee on a plate and freeze it, then slip it under the door or through the mail slot of a neighbor you don't like. You're welcome. 23 Oh my god. I live in phoenix, the land of cracked car windows. You could ruin so many people's day with a few gallons of piss Ĵ 2 ♡ Ah, piss discs and liquid ass. Great way to f--- s--- up if you need to get revenge on someone in a bad way. Liquid ass is the stuff they make stink bombs out of. Just drop an ice cube off that at the bottom of the windshield and it'll soak in and every time they blast the ac they get blasted with old pissy ammonia and liquid ass. But that could be considered criminal if they can prove you did it. The real long game in cold hard revenge is to plant some running bamboo at an inconspicuous location in their yard on the down low so it transforms their entire yard into a 30ft tall impenetrable bamboo forest. It's the fastest growing plant in the world and once it gets established it's almost impossible to eradicate. It can grow several inches per day and it grows by spreading these bamboo shoots underground that crisscross everywhere like a thick blanket of ropes, and the stalks spring up from them. In order to get rid of bamboo you have to dig up 100% of all of those shoots. If you leave even an inch of a piece of one, it will recolonize. It's basically impossible. Also, bamboo can grow under then burst up through stuff like concrete slabs and cause massive damage. 13 r/madlads : ☆ 1 ♡

I'm gonna lay another gem on you that some redditor put on me a while back: Piss disc - so you put pee on a plate and freeze it, then slip it under the door or through the mail slot of a neighbor you don't like. You're welcome. 23 Oh my god. I live in phoenix, the land of cracked car windows. You could ruin so many people's day with a few gallons of piss Ĵ 2 ♡ Ah, piss discs and liquid ass. Great way to f--- s--- up if you need to get revenge on someone in a bad way. Liquid ass is the stuff they make stink bombs out of. Just drop an ice cube off that at the bottom of the windshield and it'll soak in and every time they blast the ac they get blasted with old pissy ammonia and liquid ass. But that could be considered criminal if they can prove you did it. The real long game in cold hard revenge is to plant some running bamboo at an inconspicuous location in their yard on the down low so it transforms their entire yard into a 30ft tall impenetrable bamboo forest. It's the fastest growing plant in the world and once it gets established it's almost impossible to eradicate. It can grow several inches per day and it grows by spreading these bamboo shoots underground that crisscross everywhere like a thick blanket of ropes, and the stalks spring up from them. In order to get rid of bamboo you have to dig up 100% of all of those shoots. If you leave even an inch of a piece of one, it will recolonize. It's basically impossible. Also, bamboo can grow under then burst up through stuff like concrete slabs and cause massive damage. 13 r/madlads : ☆ 1 ♡

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Bro really cooked. | /r/madlads

r/antiwork • 2 days ago Beaconicon Got fired and was told that I'm easily replaceable. So I fixed that. Know your Worth At my old company a guy was fired for harassment. The week after that, I was fired for harassment. Someone put in a retaliatory complaint against me thinking I was the one that got the guy from the week before fired. I didn't. HR was very vague when they fired me and showed no proof. Said they would just replace the two of us and move on. I handled our largest client. Did all their projects. After I got fired, client called me with some usual questions and I told them I was fired and didn't work there anymore. Heard through the grapevine my old company struggled to keep up on the work load, even though they hired one person. Two weeks later I get a call from the client. They want to hire me in-house and stop subcontracting old company. I never sent them an application or interviewed with them, they just asked me to come in to discuss an offer. This client was my old company's highest paying client. About $60k in billables a month. And since client hired me, they lost that contract. Gladly took the offer and now old company doesn't have to worry about replacing me.

r/antiwork • 2 days ago Beaconicon Got fired and was told that I'm easily replaceable. So I fixed that. Know your Worth At my old company a guy was fired for harassment. The week after that, I was fired for harassment. Someone put in a retaliatory complaint against me thinking I was the one that got the guy from the week before fired. I didn't. HR was very vague when they fired me and showed no proof. Said they would just replace the two of us and move on. I handled our largest client. Did all their projects. After I got fired, client called me with some usual questions and I told them I was fired and didn't work there anymore. Heard through the grapevine my old company struggled to keep up on the work load, even though they hired one person. Two weeks later I get a call from the client. They want to hire me in-house and stop subcontracting old company. I never sent them an application or interviewed with them, they just asked me to come in to discuss an offer. This client was my old company's highest paying client. About $60k in billables a month. And since client hired me, they lost that contract. Gladly took the offer and now old company doesn't have to worry about replacing me.

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This gadget seems helpful to me | /r/madlads

x ✰✰✰✰✰ Works Great! Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2012 Verified Purchase My girlfriend and I were on the verge of breaking up because I would keep her awake at night with my constant mouse clicking. NOT ANYMORE! Consider this relationship saved. This mouse is so silent she will sometimes forget I'm even home and invite her lover over. He's a pretty cool guy.

x ✰✰✰✰✰ Works Great! Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2012 Verified Purchase My girlfriend and I were on the verge of breaking up because I would keep her awake at night with my constant mouse clicking. NOT ANYMORE! Consider this relationship saved. This mouse is so silent she will sometimes forget I'm even home and invite her lover over. He's a pretty cool guy.

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Like any gentleman should | /r/madlads

nick @nickturani I've walked the girl I like home from the bar 4 weekends in a row (like any gentleman should) to protect her from creeps. This weekend I am finally going introduce myself to her.

nick @nickturani I've walked the girl I like home from the bar 4 weekends in a row (like any gentleman should) to protect her from creeps. This weekend I am finally going introduce myself to her.

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The most madlad thing you can do is madlading your self | /r/madlads

Meow madness 1 day ago YOU HAVE 0 PERSONALITY ALL U DO IS SEND PIXTURES OF CATS 38K ப் Comments 188 Well s--- Subscribe ⇒ 188

Meow madness 1 day ago YOU HAVE 0 PERSONALITY ALL U DO IS SEND PIXTURES OF CATS 38K ப் Comments 188 Well s--- Subscribe ⇒ 188

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Mad lass with the 2-door down burn | /r/madlads

bobby @bobby i can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog a song called "best friends club." it's about how she and the dog are in the best friends club and i'm not in it. men have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.

bobby @bobby i can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog a song called "best friends club." it's about how she and the dog are in the best friends club and i'm not in it. men have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.

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madlad dad | /r/madlads

Not my mum getting absolutely had off by my dad in the group chat town and is nearly 70 (she's out in sone blokes just try to give me his number eeee XXXXX 22:18 Dad Was he a funeral director?XXX 22:19 Dad Was he a funeral director?xxx Hahahahahaha 22:19

Not my mum getting absolutely had off by my dad in the group chat town and is nearly 70 (she's out in sone blokes just try to give me his number eeee XXXXX 22:18 Dad Was he a funeral director?XXX 22:19 Dad Was he a funeral director?xxx Hahahahahaha 22:19

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Mad lad who couldn't hold it | /r/madlads

WTO MASTURBATE PROPERLY Turbo Masturbo @TurboMasturboy Pissing near elementary schools can get you completely misinterpreted and put you in real trouble, especially if you are not circumcised and have to twitch your sticky skin a couple of times to open a way for a straight stream of urine. If you can't hold it, do it with pants on. 1:39 PM - Jan 6, 2025

WTO MASTURBATE PROPERLY Turbo Masturbo @TurboMasturboy Pissing near elementary schools can get you completely misinterpreted and put you in real trouble, especially if you are not circumcised and have to twitch your sticky skin a couple of times to open a way for a straight stream of urine. If you can't hold it, do it with pants on. 1:39 PM - Jan 6, 2025

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Everyone needs a torque wrench | /r/madlads

Simon Holland @simoncholland One time I asked a rival dad (who I knew didn't own a torque wrench) if I could borrow his torque wrench in front of a group of people.

Simon Holland @simoncholland One time I asked a rival dad (who I knew didn't own a torque wrench) if I could borrow his torque wrench in front of a group of people.

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mad biologist | /r/madlads

Biologist Microbiologist Molecularbiologist

Biologist Microbiologist Molecularbiologist

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Madlad had me in the first half | /r/madlads

Tregear @Mad_Curiosity i kicked a pregnant woman once 10:20 AM-06 Dec 21 158 Retweets 352 Likes 27 Ultraman Taro @Ultraman No.6.1m Replying to @Mad_Curiosity what the hell is wrong with you 91 27 Tregear @Mad Curiosity - 1m when i was in the womb chill mf 27

Tregear @Mad_Curiosity i kicked a pregnant woman once 10:20 AM-06 Dec 21 158 Retweets 352 Likes 27 Ultraman Taro @Ultraman No.6.1m Replying to @Mad_Curiosity what the hell is wrong with you 91 27 Tregear @Mad Curiosity - 1m when i was in the womb chill mf 27

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Dominoes order | /r/madlads

I met a loser boy on Tinder He ordered Dominos and I had to pick it up. He used the name Deez Nutz and I had to ask for the order. #366 PAID DEEZ NUTZ C #9055 Domino's Piz (570) 629-3040 1/5/2025 6:27 PM Est Order Ready: 6:38 PM --- SUMMARY #366 1-14" Thin pizza TOTAL ITEMS: 1 Quan

I met a loser boy on Tinder He ordered Dominos and I had to pick it up. He used the name Deez Nutz and I had to ask for the order. #366 PAID DEEZ NUTZ C #9055 Domino's Piz (570) 629-3040 1/5/2025 6:27 PM Est Order Ready: 6:38 PM --- SUMMARY #366 1-14" Thin pizza TOTAL ITEMS: 1 Quan

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Mad heist | /r/madlads

Thomas Millar @thmsmlr.1d I'm so glad I learned CAD $34/knob from Bosch $0.12/knob from my 3D Printer 149 REAR LEFT CENTRAL DE REAR RIGHT OFF FRONT RIGHT Q1.4K 1.1k 27K Il 3.2M PA-4.010111.0 BAKON ODIG GO 000000001 200 IF TV @IFTV Follow when i needed one for my maytag range i simply went to home depot and took a knob off the display model and put in my pocket

Thomas Millar @thmsmlr.1d I'm so glad I learned CAD $34/knob from Bosch $0.12/knob from my 3D Printer 149 REAR LEFT CENTRAL DE REAR RIGHT OFF FRONT RIGHT Q1.4K 1.1k 27K Il 3.2M PA-4.010111.0 BAKON ODIG GO 000000001 200 IF TV @IFTV Follow when i needed one for my maytag range i simply went to home depot and took a knob off the display model and put in my pocket

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This mad lad learned a valuable lesson | /r/madlads

W TO MASTURBATE PROPERLY Turbo Masturbo @TurboMasturboy Today I learned that your girlfriend will go berserk on you if you masturbate on other women even if they are p--- actresses. I had no idea I was not allowed to do it, let alone keep it a secret. The only good thing is that I now know never to tell her about wanking on her mom. 1:34 AM Dec 6, 2024

W TO MASTURBATE PROPERLY Turbo Masturbo @TurboMasturboy Today I learned that your girlfriend will go berserk on you if you masturbate on other women even if they are p--- actresses. I had no idea I was not allowed to do it, let alone keep it a secret. The only good thing is that I now know never to tell her about wanking on her mom. 1:34 AM Dec 6, 2024

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Drinking Madlad | /r/madlads

First Doctor @First.... 9h : There's no single benefit of drinking alcohol, not even one. 599 17939 4.6K ili 281K ☐ % Hebert Banhire @hbanhire Replying to @FirstDoctor After reading these scary facts about the dangers of alcohol, I have finally decided to stop... reading. Cheers R. BRB

First Doctor @First.... 9h : There's no single benefit of drinking alcohol, not even one. 599 17939 4.6K ili 281K ☐ % Hebert Banhire @hbanhire Replying to @FirstDoctor After reading these scary facts about the dangers of alcohol, I have finally decided to stop... reading. Cheers R. BRB

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madlad Son-in-Law | /r/madlads

Anton Rubaclini @Anton Rubaclini I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd st, LA 90023 blue house. she gets off work at 6

Anton Rubaclini @Anton Rubaclini I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd st, LA 90023 blue house. she gets off work at 6

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Parents got him a FWB (Btw AM means Arranged marriage) | /r/madlads

10h ago • Parents arranged a meetup with a family friend's daughter for AM, me and that girl were not compatible but ended up becoming FWB. So, it's technically like my parents got me a FWB lol 671 Reply Share

10h ago • Parents arranged a meetup with a family friend's daughter for AM, me and that girl were not compatible but ended up becoming FWB. So, it's technically like my parents got me a FWB lol 671 Reply Share

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