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Madlad did it TWICE | /r/madlads

A man once drunkenly stole a plane and landed it in the middle of Manhattan in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Two years later he did it again because someone doubted he did it the first time. TRUCK RENTAL FISH RACKET Alcohol does wonders Imao TRYCEN VIEW TOVERN BUTCHER BOYK PERDRY SUBWA

A man once drunkenly stole a plane and landed it in the middle of Manhattan in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Two years later he did it again because someone doubted he did it the first time. TRUCK RENTAL FISH RACKET Alcohol does wonders Imao TRYCEN VIEW TOVERN BUTCHER BOYK PERDRY SUBWA

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Madlad wants Free Electricity | /r/madlads

Cezary Ja... @ostrichson.bsky.social Following I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity January 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM

Cezary Ja... @ostrichson.bsky.social Following I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity January 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM

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Go on Mrs Pembridge | /r/madlads

i LADBIBLE 2 MIN READ Eurostar Launches Massive Sale With Tickets To Amsterdam And Paris From £29 1.2k Like 3.3K comments • 150 shares Share Rosie Pembridge I went on my own last year. I took some mushrooms and ended up naked in a skip. Would recommend.

i LADBIBLE 2 MIN READ Eurostar Launches Massive Sale With Tickets To Amsterdam And Paris From £29 1.2k Like 3.3K comments • 150 shares Share Rosie Pembridge I went on my own last year. I took some mushrooms and ended up naked in a skip. Would recommend.

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Mad Reality | /r/madlads

tammyt @tammyfrmdao i gave you 30k, he gave you 100k, you felt that he was better just because he gave you more, but he had 1M and all i had was 35k. UG @UgwunnaEjikem He now has 900K She now has 135K You now have 5k You are a fool 000

tammyt @tammyfrmdao i gave you 30k, he gave you 100k, you felt that he was better just because he gave you more, but he had 1M and all i had was 35k. UG @UgwunnaEjikem He now has 900K She now has 135K You now have 5k You are a fool 000

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Aleksander Doba kayaked solo across the Atlantic Ocean (5400 km, under his own power) three times, m...

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Madlad gamble | /r/madlads

FedEx FedEx Express IN ITS EARLY DAYS, FEDEX COULDN'T COVER ITS FUEL BILL, SO THE FOUNDER TOOK THE LAST $5,000 TO LAS VEGAS AND WON $27K PLAYING BLACKJACK TO KEEP THE COMPANY AFLOAT

FedEx FedEx Express IN ITS EARLY DAYS, FEDEX COULDN'T COVER ITS FUEL BILL, SO THE FOUNDER TOOK THE LAST $5,000 TO LAS VEGAS AND WON $27K PLAYING BLACKJACK TO KEEP THE COMPANY AFLOAT

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Divorced wife over pillow | /r/madlads

@NotA-Lizard • 42 min ago Ngl. I have neck problems. Have had surgery 3 times. I had the perfect pillow set up and it reduced my pain so much. My ex wife threw them out because they didn't match her decor. I have yet to find the right combo again. But I also divorced her because that was the last straw. Showed me exactly where I stood in her mind.

@NotA-Lizard • 42 min ago Ngl. I have neck problems. Have had surgery 3 times. I had the perfect pillow set up and it reduced my pain so much. My ex wife threw them out because they didn't match her decor. I have yet to find the right combo again. But I also divorced her because that was the last straw. Showed me exactly where I stood in her mind.

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The only way to prove it | /r/madlads

Employee, Asked for 'Proof' of Piles, Sends Picture of Buttocks to Manager Authored by: Krishna Kakani Updated Oct 19, 2024, 10:31 IST The boss likely meant to see the doctor's Avneet -h f X in Q Kaur Photos Join Us Q The employee needed a leave from work due to haemorrhoids. | Representative image: Pexels

Employee, Asked for 'Proof' of Piles, Sends Picture of Buttocks to Manager Authored by: Krishna Kakani Updated Oct 19, 2024, 10:31 IST The boss likely meant to see the doctor's Avneet -h f X in Q Kaur Photos Join Us Q The employee needed a leave from work due to haemorrhoids. | Representative image: Pexels

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Mad Buddy | /r/madlads

16d Need a fake kid to piss off my wife My wife and I are watching Elf together and we saw the part where Buddy (Will Ferrell)'s real dad (James Caan) tells his wife about Buddy, and his wife (Mary Steenburgen) gets excited about this surprise adult kid that pops into their life from a time before they knew each other. I point out to my wife that it's a little unbelievable that she (Mary Steenburgen) would immediately be on board. I then comment that she (my wife) would actually be mad at me in this situation, even if I genuinely did not know this kid existed and it was conceived before I had met her. She denies it, but I know my wife. We're in our early 40s and have been married 10 years (together for 12). So, I need a 20ish kid to knock on the door and tell me they're my kid and that they just wanted to meet me. Gotta be convincing and really talk about how your mom and I were once really happy before she died of something tragic (dealer's choice). Job pays $100.

16d Need a fake kid to piss off my wife My wife and I are watching Elf together and we saw the part where Buddy (Will Ferrell)'s real dad (James Caan) tells his wife about Buddy, and his wife (Mary Steenburgen) gets excited about this surprise adult kid that pops into their life from a time before they knew each other. I point out to my wife that it's a little unbelievable that she (Mary Steenburgen) would immediately be on board. I then comment that she (my wife) would actually be mad at me in this situation, even if I genuinely did not know this kid existed and it was conceived before I had met her. She denies it, but I know my wife. We're in our early 40s and have been married 10 years (together for 12). So, I need a 20ish kid to knock on the door and tell me they're my kid and that they just wanted to meet me. Gotta be convincing and really talk about how your mom and I were once really happy before she died of something tragic (dealer's choice). Job pays $100.

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Madladette Chloe | /r/madlads

Chloe, 19 to Lives in Wallasey • 4 miles away IG Picture this. You log onto tinder, see a decent girl, a 7/10 at best. Unsure whether to swipe right but you read her bio. You like it, it's captivating. F--- it, you swipe right. BOOM. You match. You start talking. Conversations are engaging. She listens, she cares, she's genuine. You bring her home for the holidays, your family love her. A couple years pass and you get married. You found the love of your life on this app. Cool story? It's not going to happen, but I'll do a---

Chloe, 19 to Lives in Wallasey • 4 miles away IG Picture this. You log onto tinder, see a decent girl, a 7/10 at best. Unsure whether to swipe right but you read her bio. You like it, it's captivating. F--- it, you swipe right. BOOM. You match. You start talking. Conversations are engaging. She listens, she cares, she's genuine. You bring her home for the holidays, your family love her. A couple years pass and you get married. You found the love of your life on this app. Cool story? It's not going to happen, but I'll do a---

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I'm here for the money you owe me | /r/madlads

@msresii Follow Some guy did work at my house about 12 years ago, parents paid 50% and he went to prison straight after. He just got out and my mom was the first person he called nobody remembers how much the 50% was but he wants his money. 6:47 AM 09/01/2025 4.6M Views 686 15.3K 123K ☐ 4.2K ↑ Most relevant replies @msresii .7h 000 As much as he doesn't know exactly how much he's owed, sounds like he is fair (no mention of interested), but whatever amount it is, he wants it NOW Lol he will be paid, this is such a crazy story that caught us off guard & I thought I should share . 37 17342 ❤29K lil 627K ↑

@msresii Follow Some guy did work at my house about 12 years ago, parents paid 50% and he went to prison straight after. He just got out and my mom was the first person he called nobody remembers how much the 50% was but he wants his money. 6:47 AM 09/01/2025 4.6M Views 686 15.3K 123K ☐ 4.2K ↑ Most relevant replies @msresii .7h 000 As much as he doesn't know exactly how much he's owed, sounds like he is fair (no mention of interested), but whatever amount it is, he wants it NOW Lol he will be paid, this is such a crazy story that caught us off guard & I thought I should share . 37 17342 ❤29K lil 627K ↑

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Fuck you todd | /r/madlads

iMessage Today 8:42 PM You are such a p------------ This is Robert? I think you have the wrong number F--- you todd, you're prolly a p------------ too Nope, todd

iMessage Today 8:42 PM You are such a p------------ This is Robert? I think you have the wrong number F--- you todd, you're prolly a p------------ too Nope, todd

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That's one way to recycle ♻️ | /r/madlads

joe heenan @joeheenan Top tip. Don't throw away your old Christmas cards. They can be reused throughout the year. YOU WON'T GET A LOT OF Silent NIGHTS AFTER YOUR NEW BARY ARRIVES! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SAME SEX MARIAGE OH DEER, SORRY YOUR DAD DIED

joe heenan @joeheenan Top tip. Don't throw away your old Christmas cards. They can be reused throughout the year. YOU WON'T GET A LOT OF Silent NIGHTS AFTER YOUR NEW BARY ARRIVES! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SAME SEX MARIAGE OH DEER, SORRY YOUR DAD DIED

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Sure... whatever

A flight was delayed in Atlanta for over an hour. An Army vet got his sax from the overhead bin and played Christmas songs Posted in r/MadeMeSmile reddit

A flight was delayed in Atlanta for over an hour. An Army vet got his sax from the overhead bin and played Christmas songs Posted in r/MadeMeSmile reddit

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Had to be done

r/HistoryMemes Posted by u/notsanisking⚫ 4h. i.redd.it So, our school took us bowling... 5 HIROHITO Lane 5 12:49 Games Bouled 18.9 3 4 CHURCHILL 09 170 O 6 9 16 32 38 ADOLF 0186- O 08 1 15 MUSSOLINI O- 63 0 9 36 9- 18 27 STALIN 70 9-9-9- 16 25 34 HIROHITO 444 goon Boulers Scores Arri 07 0-7-8 14 LANES A

r/HistoryMemes Posted by u/notsanisking⚫ 4h. i.redd.it So, our school took us bowling... 5 HIROHITO Lane 5 12:49 Games Bouled 18.9 3 4 CHURCHILL 09 170 O 6 9 16 32 38 ADOLF 0186- O 08 1 15 MUSSOLINI O- 63 0 9 36 9- 18 27 STALIN 70 9-9-9- 16 25 34 HIROHITO 444 goon Boulers Scores Arri 07 0-7-8 14 LANES A

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Stay ready

Terminator Today at 2:11 PM Bruh these kids were running a lemonade stand and I walked up to them and said "got any grapes" and this kid dead a looks me in the eyes and says "ah we prepared for people like you" and pulled out a bowl of cold grapes.

Terminator Today at 2:11 PM Bruh these kids were running a lemonade stand and I walked up to them and said "got any grapes" and this kid dead a looks me in the eyes and says "ah we prepared for people like you" and pulled out a bowl of cold grapes.

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Revenge at it's finest

jarrett @jarrettstodg I was just at McDonalds and this lady behind me honked at me and flipped me off because I was taking to long to order. So I paid for her food. When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too. i paid for it, it's mine

jarrett @jarrettstodg I was just at McDonalds and this lady behind me honked at me and flipped me off because I was taking to long to order. So I paid for her food. When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too. i paid for it, it's mine

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Come on...

I met a loser boy on Tinder He ordered Dominos and I had to pick it up. He used the name Deez Nutz and I had to ask for the order. #366 PAID DEEZ NUTZ C #9055 Domino's Piz (570) 629-3040 1/5/2025 6:27 PM Est Order Ready: 6:38 PM -- SUMMARY #366 1-14" Thin pizza TOTAL ITEMS: 1 Quan

I met a loser boy on Tinder He ordered Dominos and I had to pick it up. He used the name Deez Nutz and I had to ask for the order. #366 PAID DEEZ NUTZ C #9055 Domino's Piz (570) 629-3040 1/5/2025 6:27 PM Est Order Ready: 6:38 PM -- SUMMARY #366 1-14" Thin pizza TOTAL ITEMS: 1 Quan

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Cheers

First Doctor @First.... 9h : There's no single benefit of drinking alcohol, not even one. 599 17939 4.6K ili 281K L Hebert Banhire @hbanhire Replying to @FirstDoctor After reading these scary facts about the dangers of alcohol, I have finally decided to stop... reading. Cheers. BRB

First Doctor @First.... 9h : There's no single benefit of drinking alcohol, not even one. 599 17939 4.6K ili 281K L Hebert Banhire @hbanhire Replying to @FirstDoctor After reading these scary facts about the dangers of alcohol, I have finally decided to stop... reading. Cheers. BRB

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Savage

Not my mum getting absolutely had off by my dad in the group chat town and is nearly 70 ❤❤❤❤(she's out in sone blokes just try to give me his number ee 22:18 Dad Was he a funeral director? 2:19 Dad Was he a funeral director? Hahahahahaha 22:19

Not my mum getting absolutely had off by my dad in the group chat town and is nearly 70 ❤❤❤❤(she's out in sone blokes just try to give me his number ee 22:18 Dad Was he a funeral director? 2:19 Dad Was he a funeral director? Hahahahahaha 22:19

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