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Small fine or trial by combat? | /r/madlads

The Telegraph News Olympics Sport Business Money Opinion Court refuses trial by combat By David Sapsted 16 December 2002 12:01am f O ☑ A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter. Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had disagreed and instead of accepting his offer to take on a clerk from Swansea with "samurai swords, Ghurka knives or heavy hammers", fined him £200 with £100 costs. Humphreys, an unemployed mechanic, was taken to court after refusing to pay the original £25 fixed penalty for failing to notify the DVLA that his Suzuki motorcycle was off the road. After entering a not guilty plea, he threw down his unconventional challenge. Humphreys, from Bury St Edmunds, said: "I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death."
The Telegraph News Olympics Sport Business Money Opinion Court refuses trial by combat By David Sapsted 16 December 2002 12:01am f O ☑ A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter. Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had disagreed and instead of accepting his offer to take on a clerk from Swansea with "samurai swords, Ghurka knives or heavy hammers", fined him £200 with £100 costs. Humphreys, an unemployed mechanic, was taken to court after refusing to pay the original £25 fixed penalty for failing to notify the DVLA that his Suzuki motorcycle was off the road. After entering a not guilty plea, he threw down his unconventional challenge. Humphreys, from Bury St Edmunds, said: "I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death."

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Caught red handed | /r/madlads

Can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light? 09:44 01/04/2020 Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 175 Likes CONCARE 27 Police #StayHomeSaveL... Replying to @ .5h 2102 Hi Luke, it's an offence for any part of your vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light has turned red. Thanks ○ 2 1711 28 @ 2102-5h No worries that's what I figured :) POLICE EPO68 BUE SO TH
Can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light? 09:44 01/04/2020 Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 175 Likes CONCARE 27 Police #StayHomeSaveL... Replying to @ .5h 2102 Hi Luke, it's an offence for any part of your vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light has turned red. Thanks ○ 2 1711 28 @ 2102-5h No worries that's what I figured :) POLICE EPO68 BUE SO TH

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When you lie in your resume but still get the job | /r/madlads

The first Japanese person to be sent. to space was Toyohiro Akiyama. Known as "The Space Antihero", Akiyama was not a trained astronaut, scientist nor engineer and spent his time in space craving cigarettes.
The first Japanese person to be sent. to space was Toyohiro Akiyama. Known as "The Space Antihero", Akiyama was not a trained astronaut, scientist nor engineer and spent his time in space craving cigarettes.

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Absolute chad refuses to get off a bus after he sets up a hammock, repeatedly screaming “BUT WHERE’S THE NO HAMMOCKS SIGN!?” | /r/madlads

ل TikTok @disableddoggirl where's the no hammock sign
ل TikTok @disableddoggirl where's the no hammock sign

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Found in a book I got from eBay- Just chilling and having a smoke with the guys at the American Cancer Society | /r/madlads

TOW ZONE Cimdanc ® EXCEPT FOR CONSULATE VEHICLES ONLY TAM 6PM TOW ZONE American Cancer Society
TOW ZONE Cimdanc ® EXCEPT FOR CONSULATE VEHICLES ONLY TAM 6PM TOW ZONE American Cancer Society

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His entire life will become a quote | /r/madlads

My mom just informed me that my first word was "quote" so I'm going to make sure my last word before I die will be "unquote" you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
My mom just informed me that my first word was "quote" so I'm going to make sure my last word before I die will be "unquote" you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

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The Mad King | /r/madlads

Stephen King @StephenKing Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read. 9:35 PM · Jan 18, 2023 · 40.6M Views
Stephen King @StephenKing Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read. 9:35 PM · Jan 18, 2023 · 40.6M Views

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A harmless prank | /r/madlads

r/AskReddit Posted by u/Fallen Angel2478⚫ 11h Whats a harmless prank to play on your friends? 2 15 F 1 6 9 1 6 18 7 5 + 69.0k 13.0k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL iusuallylie ⚫ 8h 31 Awards After they leave your place text them 'you forgot your phone here' Reply 56.3k V_lo_ol_V⚫ 6h F 4 Awards Bonus point if you take a picture of their phone on your kitchen table (before they leave) and send it with the text. 40.9k
r/AskReddit Posted by u/Fallen Angel2478⚫ 11h Whats a harmless prank to play on your friends? 2 15 F 1 6 9 1 6 18 7 5 + 69.0k 13.0k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL iusuallylie ⚫ 8h 31 Awards After they leave your place text them 'you forgot your phone here' Reply 56.3k V_lo_ol_V⚫ 6h F 4 Awards Bonus point if you take a picture of their phone on your kitchen table (before they leave) and send it with the text. 40.9k

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It is a good trick for you to do as well | /r/madlads

Chronic Insomniac @HoneyCinnamon_ My uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money. I privately messaged him asking for banking details so I can deposit it. He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money
Chronic Insomniac @HoneyCinnamon_ My uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money. I privately messaged him asking for banking details so I can deposit it. He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money

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Successful father | /r/madlads

Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap
Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap

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This method also works with some women too | /r/madlads

Not sure if it is possible but is there any way to make the man on the right smile? Yup JAFFA
Not sure if it is possible but is there any way to make the man on the right smile? Yup JAFFA

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Aussie Madlad | /r/madlads


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Can’t prove a negative | /r/madlads

The package wasn't delivered Can you send proof?
The package wasn't delivered Can you send proof?

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Thank you for your service

Cody Bondarchuk @codybondarchuk I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made
Cody Bondarchuk @codybondarchuk I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made

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Friends helping friends

10:59 1 1989: A 15 year old boy in Indiana who acquired the alias "Fry Guy" accessed the mainframe of McDonald's after acquiring the password from a store manager and increased the pay rates of his friends who worked there. IN W 460 Tweet your reply Q Π
10:59 1 1989: A 15 year old boy in Indiana who acquired the alias "Fry Guy" accessed the mainframe of McDonald's after acquiring the password from a store manager and increased the pay rates of his friends who worked there. IN W 460 Tweet your reply Q Π

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Dang...

"The Alaskan Avenger" Jason Vukovich smiling at his brother after receiving a 23 year sentence. Jason used the state'ss offender registry to track down offenders, break into their homes, and beat them with a hammer. Both Jason and his brother were 7 abused as children. S
"The Alaskan Avenger" Jason Vukovich smiling at his brother after receiving a 23 year sentence. Jason used the state'ss offender registry to track down offenders, break into their homes, and beat them with a hammer. Both Jason and his brother were 7 abused as children. S

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Real life sand block | /r/madlads

Until proven otherwise, I am declaring myself the creator of the largest Rice Krispie square in Canada. 0332 12618 14,4T ↑
Until proven otherwise, I am declaring myself the creator of the largest Rice Krispie square in Canada. 0332 12618 14,4T ↑

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Liar gift card | /r/madlads

jake @squidslippers back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse. i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it.
jake @squidslippers back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse. i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it.

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The fact that this ship can still fighting against the IJN Yamato while carrying the huge ball of steel of its crew really tell a story. | /r/madlads

The Combined Fleet of Japan which included MANS Battleships, 6 Cruisers, and over 36 aircraft The The Fletcher Class Destroyer USS Johnston
The Combined Fleet of Japan which included MANS Battleships, 6 Cruisers, and over 36 aircraft The The Fletcher Class Destroyer USS Johnston

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I also choose this woman's Husband. | /r/madlads

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme My husband--a grown man--has taken Friday off work so he can play his new video game for 24 hours straight.
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme My husband--a grown man--has taken Friday off work so he can play his new video game for 24 hours straight.

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