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QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS t's so weak and uselesS it's just a stupid little fish why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT -71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU Go, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. SPLASH A Magikarp that lives for years can use this to LEAP OVER MOUNTAINS. You can't even walk over one without losing your breath. Pictured: Λ pehlk to a Magikarp. TACKLE That's 10 kilograms of solid death being thrown right at your fat face. FLAIL If you can somehow get Magikarp to 1 HP, this move gets a base power of 200. That sound was your bowels leaving your body in sheer terror BOUNCE Because f--- your grass types. As a bonus, Magikarp becomes even more invincible than it normally is for one turn. JUST LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC SON OF A BITCH would have hot, sweaty sex with thot ish Your Mother F THAT'S SOMEHOW NOT ORGASMIC ENOUGH FOR YOU, LOOK AT ITS SHINY FORM SOLID GOLD M----------- Every single word in that title is literal. HEY SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC Put your pants back on, we're not done yet. Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That means that the following Pokemon are lining up to have sex with it: THIS IS IN ADDITION TO ANYTHING VAGUELY FISH-SHAPED AND IT CREATES EVEN MORE MAGIKARP Here's another terrifying stat for you, p---- The highest level a Pokemon can reach is 100 Only one Pokemon can be found in the wild at this level. Guess who. JESUS CHRIST Now, I know what your a----devestated self is thinking, "magikarp can't be PERFECT, it has to have a flaw!" You're right, it does have one terrible downside. ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE Not that it matters anyway. The B button was invented for a reason. GET A MAGIKARP

QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS t's so weak and uselesS it's just a stupid little fish why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT -71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU Go, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. SPLASH A Magikarp that lives for years can use this to LEAP OVER MOUNTAINS. You can't even walk over one without losing your breath. Pictured: Λ pehlk to a Magikarp. TACKLE That's 10 kilograms of solid death being thrown right at your fat face. FLAIL If you can somehow get Magikarp to 1 HP, this move gets a base power of 200. That sound was your bowels leaving your body in sheer terror BOUNCE Because f--- your grass types. As a bonus, Magikarp becomes even more invincible than it normally is for one turn. JUST LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC SON OF A BITCH would have hot, sweaty sex with thot ish Your Mother F THAT'S SOMEHOW NOT ORGASMIC ENOUGH FOR YOU, LOOK AT ITS SHINY FORM SOLID GOLD M----------- Every single word in that title is literal. HEY SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC Put your pants back on, we're not done yet. Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That means that the following Pokemon are lining up to have sex with it: THIS IS IN ADDITION TO ANYTHING VAGUELY FISH-SHAPED AND IT CREATES EVEN MORE MAGIKARP Here's another terrifying stat for you, p---- The highest level a Pokemon can reach is 100 Only one Pokemon can be found in the wild at this level. Guess who. JESUS CHRIST Now, I know what your a----devestated self is thinking, "magikarp can't be PERFECT, it has to have a flaw!" You're right, it does have one terrible downside. ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE Not that it matters anyway. The B button was invented for a reason. GET A MAGIKARP

Google iqdb SauceNAO 1203980968168.png, 129 kB, 500x400 ip/ Anonymous Mon Feb 25 2008 22:09:28 No.77833 View Report Magikarp waited. The waves around it splashed and bubbled out of the water. There were many Gyarados in the ocean. It didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Its warnings to Goldeen were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Magikarp was a Magikarp for fourteen years. When it was younger it watched the Slowpoke and it said to Lugia "I want to be a Gyarados lugia". Lugia said "No! You will BE A SEAKING" There was a time when it believed him. Then as it got oldered it stopped. But now in the ocean of Kanto it knew there were Gyarados "This is for Lapras" the Gyarados crackered. "You must fight everyone!" So Magikarp gotted its splash attack and flailed at the Omanyte. "IT GOING TO KILL US" said the Omanyte "I will battle it" said Feebas and it used splash attack. Magikarp used splash at him and tried to faint it up. But then the Tentacool came and they were trapped and not able to use splash. "No! You must resist the Gyarados" Feebas shouted Magikarp said "No, Feebas. I am the Gyarados." And then Magikarp was a Seaking. F--- yeah

Google iqdb SauceNAO 1203980968168.png, 129 kB, 500x400 ip/ Anonymous Mon Feb 25 2008 22:09:28 No.77833 View Report Magikarp waited. The waves around it splashed and bubbled out of the water. There were many Gyarados in the ocean. It didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Its warnings to Goldeen were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Magikarp was a Magikarp for fourteen years. When it was younger it watched the Slowpoke and it said to Lugia "I want to be a Gyarados lugia". Lugia said "No! You will BE A SEAKING" There was a time when it believed him. Then as it got oldered it stopped. But now in the ocean of Kanto it knew there were Gyarados "This is for Lapras" the Gyarados crackered. "You must fight everyone!" So Magikarp gotted its splash attack and flailed at the Omanyte. "IT GOING TO KILL US" said the Omanyte "I will battle it" said Feebas and it used splash attack. Magikarp used splash at him and tried to faint it up. But then the Tentacool came and they were trapped and not able to use splash. "No! You must resist the Gyarados" Feebas shouted Magikarp said "No, Feebas. I am the Gyarados." And then Magikarp was a Seaking. F--- yeah

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Tim Gwinnett 12/26/99 ☆ Said DUDE: >is magikarp worth training? all it can do is splash, and that does nothing. >It can't even learn water stuff like water gun or bubble beam... God, yes. Either train it lots by putting it at the top of the list, and then changing pokémon as your first action in every battle, or dump it in the daycare centre until it reaches level 20. At which point it will evolve into the supper-powerful Gyarados. A truly excellent and atrocious pokémon. Tim (cut the "crap" to e-mail)

Tim Gwinnett 12/26/99 ☆ Said DUDE: >is magikarp worth training? all it can do is splash, and that does nothing. >It can't even learn water stuff like water gun or bubble beam... God, yes. Either train it lots by putting it at the top of the list, and then changing pokémon as your first action in every battle, or dump it in the daycare centre until it reaches level 20. At which point it will evolve into the supper-powerful Gyarados. A truly excellent and atrocious pokémon. Tim (cut the "crap" to e-mail)

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HOW MAGIKARP DEFEND THEMSELVES It's iron hard skull can be rammed inte the threat in defence. Their sharp fins act as blades, making them elite fish ninjas. Their tail is strong, allowing them to swim at very high eeds. It's make the most vicious killer think twice. glare oan evon Their super stro lips canorush almost Anything. A Magikarp can use it's facial hair as whips, violently lashing at enemies. MAGIKARP IT HAS NO FLAWS

HOW MAGIKARP DEFEND THEMSELVES It's iron hard skull can be rammed inte the threat in defence. Their sharp fins act as blades, making them elite fish ninjas. Their tail is strong, allowing them to swim at very high eeds. It's make the most vicious killer think twice. glare oan evon Their super stro lips canorush almost Anything. A Magikarp can use it's facial hair as whips, violently lashing at enemies. MAGIKARP IT HAS NO FLAWS

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