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CCULD ACTUL KILL im RIGHT He ESN'T GlvE PERSONAL SPACE HES AT

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WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO SIT DON,TOO? uH! NOT THAT HE D THEM oF R BEAT THEM Up, EAUSE coODH, PRECas MAN HAS TO HAVE HIS SPACE! WHAT A FuKING Pkick! I BET HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW BEING! FuxkING TMPICAL . 1

WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO SIT DON,TOO? uH! NOT THAT HE D THEM oF R BEAT THEM Up, EAUSE coODH, PRECas MAN HAS TO HAVE HIS SPACE! WHAT A FuKING Pkick! I BET HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW BEING! FuxkING TMPICAL . 1

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oMEG... IS THIS G F------ HE HAVE ikE, No SPACIAL AwWARENESS AT AuL?? THS A------ IS TAKiNG UP,UKE, PRACTICAL 3 wloLE SEATS!

oMEG... IS THIS G F------ HE HAVE ikE, No SPACIAL AwWARENESS AT AuL?? THS A------ IS TAKiNG UP,UKE, PRACTICAL 3 wloLE SEATS!

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Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 14:40:47 ID: 91 cbc1 No.646377 >>646680 646767 >>647205 >>647890 >>648808 >>648988 >>648999 >>652563 >>6567 93 File (hide): 1419018047560.ipg (14.85 KB, 255x320, 51:64, seal2 zpsaccaed61.ipg) 644352 (OP) I man-spread the other day. It was glorious be on train in city legs spread wide to present my glorious, patriarchal genitalia to the world woman walks on train; chubby, throwback clothing, dyed hair eyes my glorious man member by the outline through my tailored slacks look of abject horror in her eyes even though she can't stop looking at my masculine meat lick my finger and straighten my mustache as survey the train car and notice there are no more seats for this meek, easily overpowered creature >make eye contact with her and grin >she shakes her head slowly as the sudden realization of her impending fate >a solitary tear rolls down her cheek as she mouths the word "no" >I grab my coat and hat as I feel my expertly presented oppressor rod stiffen with excitement >she sees my growing member and a wet spot involuntarily forms in the crotch of her ill-fitting, thrift store polkadot pants tears are streaming down her face, leaving black lines streaking down from her 3 kilos of mascara >I stand up, forcing my masculine demeanor over her helpless body, my manly bulge evident for all to see >her knees buckle and she collapses into the fetal position, crying >I put on my hat and offer her a domineering, patriarchal wink >the other men on the train have all fully engorged erections and looking with baited breath >the other women on the train have visages of abject horror >the train is so quiet that you can hear a pin drop >she mumbles a broken "T-thank y-you" >I smile and reply "It was my privilege" train erupts in wailing sobs from women and hooting and cheering from the men >I walk off the train without even looking back I always man-spread. I don't see what the big fuss is about

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 14:40:47 ID: 91 cbc1 No.646377 >>646680 646767 >>647205 >>647890 >>648808 >>648988 >>648999 >>652563 >>6567 93 File (hide): 1419018047560.ipg (14.85 KB, 255x320, 51:64, seal2 zpsaccaed61.ipg) 644352 (OP) I man-spread the other day. It was glorious be on train in city legs spread wide to present my glorious, patriarchal genitalia to the world woman walks on train; chubby, throwback clothing, dyed hair eyes my glorious man member by the outline through my tailored slacks look of abject horror in her eyes even though she can't stop looking at my masculine meat lick my finger and straighten my mustache as survey the train car and notice there are no more seats for this meek, easily overpowered creature >make eye contact with her and grin >she shakes her head slowly as the sudden realization of her impending fate >a solitary tear rolls down her cheek as she mouths the word "no" >I grab my coat and hat as I feel my expertly presented oppressor rod stiffen with excitement >she sees my growing member and a wet spot involuntarily forms in the crotch of her ill-fitting, thrift store polkadot pants tears are streaming down her face, leaving black lines streaking down from her 3 kilos of mascara >I stand up, forcing my masculine demeanor over her helpless body, my manly bulge evident for all to see >her knees buckle and she collapses into the fetal position, crying >I put on my hat and offer her a domineering, patriarchal wink >the other men on the train have all fully engorged erections and looking with baited breath >the other women on the train have visages of abject horror >the train is so quiet that you can hear a pin drop >she mumbles a broken "T-thank y-you" >I smile and reply "It was my privilege" train erupts in wailing sobs from women and hooting and cheering from the men >I walk off the train without even looking back I always man-spread. I don't see what the big fuss is about

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Manspreading, formerly known as the "Crotch Display"

smiley18962 imakegoodlifechoices I've begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically match your This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far. It's amazing how uncomfortable this makes men Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a "lady" they realized what I did and grinned at me. Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway. ur a little rebel i like u pssst hey You know why most guys sit like that? It's a body language signal known as a "crotch display" and it's used to show dominance/confidence This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit "like a lady" - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they're telling all the dudes that they're either stronger or on equal standing with them. So l say right on, ladies! Go for it.

smiley18962 imakegoodlifechoices I've begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically match your This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far. It's amazing how uncomfortable this makes men Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a "lady" they realized what I did and grinned at me. Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway. ur a little rebel i like u pssst hey You know why most guys sit like that? It's a body language signal known as a "crotch display" and it's used to show dominance/confidence This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit "like a lady" - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they're telling all the dudes that they're either stronger or on equal standing with them. So l say right on, ladies! Go for it.

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