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You are all in a movie - here is the script: | /r/Stonks

BUFF REVISED, MAY 11, 2015 34. 40 INT. CHEF'S KITCHEN - DAY 40 In a high end professional kitchen ANTHONY BOURDAIN opens a ANTHONY BOURDAIN Okay, I'm a chef on a Sunday afternoon setting the night's menu at a big restaurant. I ordered my fish on Friday which is the mortgage bond that Michael Burry shorted. But some of the fresh fish doesn't sell. I don't know why, maybe it just came out halibut has the intelligence of a dolphin. So what am I going to do, throw all this unsold old fish, which is the BBB level of the bond, in the garbage and take the loss? Bourdain chops up the old fish and pushes it into the big pot of "SEAFOOD STEW." ANTHONY BOURDAIN (CONT'D) No way. Being the crafty and morally onerous chef that I am, whatever crappy levels of the bond I don't sell I throw into a "sea food stew." See, it's not old fish. It's a whole new thing! And no one knows they're eating three day old halibut. That is a CDo. 41 INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - CONTINUOUS 41 BACK TO THE SCENE MARK Wait, wait, so the mortgage bonds are dog s--- but the CDOS are dog s--- wrapped in garbage? JARED Institutions treat these CDOS like they're as solid as treasury bonds and these things are going to zero. DANNY That can't be right. There were 500 billion in housing bonds sold last year alone. (MORE)
BUFF REVISED, MAY 11, 2015 34. 40 INT. CHEF'S KITCHEN - DAY 40 In a high end professional kitchen ANTHONY BOURDAIN opens a ANTHONY BOURDAIN Okay, I'm a chef on a Sunday afternoon setting the night's menu at a big restaurant. I ordered my fish on Friday which is the mortgage bond that Michael Burry shorted. But some of the fresh fish doesn't sell. I don't know why, maybe it just came out halibut has the intelligence of a dolphin. So what am I going to do, throw all this unsold old fish, which is the BBB level of the bond, in the garbage and take the loss? Bourdain chops up the old fish and pushes it into the big pot of "SEAFOOD STEW." ANTHONY BOURDAIN (CONT'D) No way. Being the crafty and morally onerous chef that I am, whatever crappy levels of the bond I don't sell I throw into a "sea food stew." See, it's not old fish. It's a whole new thing! And no one knows they're eating three day old halibut. That is a CDo. 41 INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - CONTINUOUS 41 BACK TO THE SCENE MARK Wait, wait, so the mortgage bonds are dog s--- but the CDOS are dog s--- wrapped in garbage? JARED Institutions treat these CDOS like they're as solid as treasury bonds and these things are going to zero. DANNY That can't be right. There were 500 billion in housing bonds sold last year alone. (MORE)

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I EM doktor hoo | /r/Stonks

When you change the time on your iPad to get the rewards in the game quicker Doktorr h0 made with mematic
When you change the time on your iPad to get the rewards in the game quicker Doktorr h0 made with mematic

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Gastonks. [OC]. | /r/Stonks

56 0.9% $1.286A 0.120 2.286 ▼ 1.156 |A N/AV 2404 0.234 12 1247 0213
56 0.9% $1.286A 0.120 2.286 ▼ 1.156 |A N/AV 2404 0.234 12 1247 0213

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Ultra Mega Stonks | /r/Stonks

Toyota sales after Taliban takes over Afghanistan standardleg 0.9% 0.12% 560 286 A 0.68 2.286 ▼14563 .156 0287 Wstonks 0.1204 0.234 A0.1902 N/A 02 666 1213 86 0.213 02T
Toyota sales after Taliban takes over Afghanistan standardleg 0.9% 0.12% 560 286 A 0.68 2.286 ▼14563 .156 0287 Wstonks 0.1204 0.234 A0.1902 N/A 02 666 1213 86 0.213 02T

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Stonks? | /r/Stonks

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When you stay up all night and reach the nice level in Stonks Pro before everyone else 560 286 A 0.68 2.286 ▼ 1.4563 156 0287 Wstonks .9% 0.12% Level 69
When you stay up all night and reach the nice level in Stonks Pro before everyone else 560 286 A 0.68 2.286 ▼ 1.4563 156 0287 Wstonks .9% 0.12% Level 69

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The story behind it all | /r/Stonks

Chick-fil-A director: hey boss, we found this new marketing guy. he's a freaking genius CEO: alright bring him in EAT MOR CHIKIN henlo friends, aside you will find your avdertismnt Crick-Gilk
Chick-fil-A director: hey boss, we found this new marketing guy. he's a freaking genius CEO: alright bring him in EAT MOR CHIKIN henlo friends, aside you will find your avdertismnt Crick-Gilk

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ANGERY | /r/Stonks

Karens when an overworked, stressed out server accidentally messes up their order: you did a badd, you wil be punished
Karens when an overworked, stressed out server accidentally messes up their order: you did a badd, you wil be punished

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Hold hands with the person next to you kids. | /r/Stonks

9 year old me holding my crush's hand during a mandatory class 6. exercise: secs dreamstime
9 year old me holding my crush's hand during a mandatory class 6. exercise: secs dreamstime

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Sheppin | /r/Stonks

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Sheppin THILTET

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The current Soybean Oil Futures price increase curve is similar to 2008. | /r/Stonks

Soybean oil Aug 13 0:64.64 H:64.66 L:60.13 C:63.87 Vol:1.09M +1.62 (2.60%) 70.00 63.87 60.00 50.00 40.00 30.00 4M 20.00 3M 2M 1M 10.00 7 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 MONTHLY
Soybean oil Aug 13 0:64.64 H:64.66 L:60.13 C:63.87 Vol:1.09M +1.62 (2.60%) 70.00 63.87 60.00 50.00 40.00 30.00 4M 20.00 3M 2M 1M 10.00 7 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 MONTHLY

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Miljinair | /r/Stonks

nobody: crypto enthusiasts: ah,yes. B enslaved wealth
nobody: crypto enthusiasts: ah,yes. B enslaved wealth

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I hate when it happends | /r/Stonks

You drop the baby and it starts crying Panik You drop it again and it stops Kalm
You drop the baby and it starts crying Panik You drop it again and it stops Kalm

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Teacher: Ok, anyone stupid here stand up Me: *stands up* Teacher: Ah I see, we have a stupid person here Me: Actually it just saddened me to see you standing there by yourself rekt
Teacher: Ok, anyone stupid here stand up Me: *stands up* Teacher: Ah I see, we have a stupid person here Me: Actually it just saddened me to see you standing there by yourself rekt

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This guy is my gawd!! | /r/Stonks

Man allegedly steals diamond worth $160000 - and trades it for 10k FIFA points Metro - 22 hours ago 560 .286 A 0.168 2.286 14563 156 0287 WAstonks 0.9% 0.12%
Man allegedly steals diamond worth $160000 - and trades it for 10k FIFA points Metro - 22 hours ago 560 .286 A 0.168 2.286 14563 156 0287 WAstonks 0.9% 0.12%

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My portfolio | /r/Stonks

21,490.00 +1,370.00 1,000 TTCF Tattooed Ch... +6.81% 51,885.00 +3,068.33 2,250 PLTR Palantir Tec... +6.29% TSLA 65,147.04 +4,754.46 TESLA 92 +7.87% NIO 64,221.22 +3,634.33 NIO Inc. 1,418 +6.00% 54,054.00 +6,705.15 3,510 CLSK CleanSpark +14.16% HYLN 10,150.00 +180.00 Hyliion Hold... 1,000 +1.81% 36,876.00 +5,558.00 1,400 CHPT ChargePoint... +17.75%
21,490.00 +1,370.00 1,000 TTCF Tattooed Ch... +6.81% 51,885.00 +3,068.33 2,250 PLTR Palantir Tec... +6.29% TSLA 65,147.04 +4,754.46 TESLA 92 +7.87% NIO 64,221.22 +3,634.33 NIO Inc. 1,418 +6.00% 54,054.00 +6,705.15 3,510 CLSK CleanSpark +14.16% HYLN 10,150.00 +180.00 Hyliion Hold... 1,000 +1.81% 36,876.00 +5,558.00 1,400 CHPT ChargePoint... +17.75%

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smort | /r/Stonks

In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail. 560 (286 A 2.286 .156 WstonkS 0.168 14563 0.12% 0287 0.1204 3.234
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail. 560 (286 A 2.286 .156 WstonkS 0.168 14563 0.12% 0287 0.1204 3.234

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STONKS! | /r/Stonks

Kanupriya @kanupriiya If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company.
Kanupriya @kanupriiya If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company.

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