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This is the resolution we could have had if the SU writers weren't cowards

GREG USES THE OL VES CHARM TO SPREAD WHITES LEGS AND SAVE THE WORLD WITH HIs SPECIAL DIAMOND HARD MURDERCOCK

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Why conceal it?

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Everyone req Just for once in your life, don't smash. Greg gy )4 Big alien lady!

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its not over yet

SPECIAL Guess it's time to work the old Universe charm. >Every gem in the universe have died >Greg Universe has died >Steven got an unknown number of siblings
SPECIAL Guess it's time to work the old Universe charm. >Every gem in the universe have died >Greg Universe has died >Steven got an unknown number of siblings

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Interruption

BLUE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?! YE-YELLOW WELL. YOU KNOW THE OLD UNIVERSE CHARM.
BLUE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?! YE-YELLOW WELL. YOU KNOW THE OLD UNIVERSE CHARM.

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Humanity's last hope

C$ I F----- My Way Into This Mess, And I'll F--- My Way Out SPECIAL

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time to use THE MURDERCOCK

Guess its time to use the Old Universe Charm SPECTAI

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Greg murders Lapis

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You knew this was gonna happen sooner or later

GRE IVERSE WLTHHIS NOTABLY DANGEROUS OF ESTRUCION
GRE IVERSE WLTHHIS NOTABLY DANGEROUS OF ESTRUCION

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Reposting to new gallery

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The only way Greg knows how

"But dad," Steven cried, "How are you supposed to beat Jasper?!" "The only way I know how," said Greg, stoically, as 1 he hefted his last drum of lube onto his shoulder.
"But dad," Steven cried, "How are you supposed to beat Jasper?!" "The only way I know how," said Greg, stoically, as 1 he hefted his last drum of lube onto his shoulder.

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From the fanfic “Murdercock 2: Son of Murdercock”

Steven: Hey Connie, what's an adage? Connie: It's a short phrase that people say that tend to be rule-of thumb, like "too many cooks spoil the broth" or "two wrongs don't make a right" Steven: Oh, you mean like "the penis, mightier than the sword"? Connie: ...you mean "the pen is mightier", right? Steven: I dunno. That's the way my dad taught me
Steven: Hey Connie, what's an adage? Connie: It's a short phrase that people say that tend to be rule-of thumb, like "too many cooks spoil the broth" or "two wrongs don't make a right" Steven: Oh, you mean like "the penis, mightier than the sword"? Connie: ...you mean "the pen is mightier", right? Steven: I dunno. That's the way my dad taught me

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So that's how he does it.

redandblacktac anonymous asked The hell's up with Greg and his ability to be attractive to gems in power? murdercock pheromones
redandblacktac anonymous asked The hell's up with Greg and his ability to be attractive to gems in power? murdercock pheromones

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From the fanfic "You are My Dad?“

Are you 'my dad'?" Aquamarine asked, innocently. Her gemstone tear shined in the Beach City sun. I hope not." Greg scratched the back of his head. "I don't recall getting physical with Lapis." He turned away from the tiny gem to grab his phone and call Steven to ask if Lapis' physical form was still in tact.
Are you 'my dad'?" Aquamarine asked, innocently. Her gemstone tear shined in the Beach City sun. I hope not." Greg scratched the back of his head. "I don't recall getting physical with Lapis." He turned away from the tiny gem to grab his phone and call Steven to ask if Lapis' physical form was still in tact.

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Murdercock Fit

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Anything tries to eut then wiih this That Jult a Scabbore It used to hold your moiher's Swor バ Nothing elre (oala fit Dad did Inside.

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Murdercock Reference

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(04/09/2015) C-l Reply +23 >greg prepares the murdercock but pearl saves amethyst from its wrath.jpg CN

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they're all dead

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Peridot Blue Lapis Y6 Garnet amo Univers ALT #4679 trey RoseRU H78Pear tua

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Greg's Harem


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Is this the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end?

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PEARLHER HE COMPANYOFHER2 efore TM THEORGASMOF By vision

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The hunger returns

No, please! The Gems can't afford to lose another friend! I HUNGER BRING ME THE SKINNY ONE
No, please! The Gems can't afford to lose another friend! I HUNGER BRING ME THE SKINNY ONE

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