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BE IN CLASS. ANYWAY IN CLASS ONE DAY TEACHER ASKS ASS A QUESTION, STROMBOLI RAISES HIS HAND AND ACT- -UALLY TRIES TO ANSWER, WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING STROMBOLI-RELATED FOR ONCE! ALWAYS NAMES THINGS AFTER HIMSELF OR PUTS "STROMBOLI" BEFORE WHATEVER HE WAS DOING: "STROMBOLI PUNCH!" "STROMBOLI STOMP!" "STROMBOLI WOOD CHIPPER!" ETCETERA... ...AND PROVIDES THE RIGHT ANSWER. -Killb423 MORBIDLY OBESE PUPPET MASTER ALSO IN CLASS. HIS NAME IS STROMBOLI. HE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY "STROMBOLI" AT RE- -CESS BUT NO ONE DID CAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THAT EVEN IS!!!! GAIN. GAIN INFAMOUS FOR HAVING AN EGO THE SIZE OF THE MILKY WAY. алишишими STROMBOLI_NO.wav mmmmmmmmm Forc STROMBOLI GOT ISS FOR THREE DAYS. 16AIN. 1 WILL NEVER USE STROMBOLI STEAM AGAIN. AGAIN. I WILL NEVER WE STRUVEY STEAM AGAIN AGAIN. I WILL NEVER USE STROMBOL) STEAM AGAN AGAIN, I WILL NEVER USE STROMBOLI ST GAIN, I WILL NEVER USE STROMBOL GAIN I WILL NEVER USE STROMBU GAIN. I WILL NEVER USE STRONG GAIN. I WILL NEVER USE STROME GAIN. I WILL NEVER USE. ...GETS IT WRONG. 2222 B WOOD CHIPPER SMARTASS TEACHER'S PET C--- inung www.hu MY MUSTADHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU LAUGHS AT HIM... GET MYSTARROMBOLI STEARAME AT LEANS FORWARD... ASS POINTED RIGHT RIPS THE MIGHTIEST OF ASS RIGHT AT HIM, I SWEAR I ACTUALLY SAW HIS HAIR GUST BACK FROM THE BLAST!! STROMBOLI IS VISIBLY UPSET. TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS... wm HE'S THE FIRST TO SMELL IT AND PUKES ON THE SPOT, THE WHOLE CLASS STARTS SMELLING LIKE THE FOULEST S--- I MAY HAVE EVER SMELLED, WE DON'T EVEN WAIT FOR THE TEACHER TO DISMISS US, EVERYONE PILES OUT INTO THE HALL! SMARTASS C--- NEVER SPOKE UP AGAIN...
BE IN CLASS. ANYWAY IN CLASS ONE DAY TEACHER ASKS ASS A QUESTION, STROMBOLI RAISES HIS HAND AND ACT- -UALLY TRIES TO ANSWER, WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING STROMBOLI-RELATED FOR ONCE! ALWAYS NAMES THINGS AFTER HIMSELF OR PUTS "STROMBOLI" BEFORE WHATEVER HE WAS DOING: "STROMBOLI PUNCH!" "STROMBOLI STOMP!" "STROMBOLI WOOD CHIPPER!" ETCETERA... ...AND PROVIDES THE RIGHT ANSWER. -Killb423 MORBIDLY OBESE PUPPET MASTER ALSO IN CLASS. HIS NAME IS STROMBOLI. HE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY "STROMBOLI" AT RE- -CESS BUT NO ONE DID CAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THAT EVEN IS!!!! GAIN. GAIN INFAMOUS FOR HAVING AN EGO THE SIZE OF THE MILKY WAY. алишишими STROMBOLI_NO.wav mmmmmmmmm Forc STROMBOLI GOT ISS FOR THREE DAYS. 16AIN. 1 WILL NEVER USE STROMBOLI STEAM AGAIN. AGAIN. I WILL NEVER WE STRUVEY STEAM AGAIN AGAIN. I WILL NEVER USE STROMBOL) STEAM AGAN AGAIN, I WILL NEVER USE STROMBOLI ST GAIN, I WILL NEVER USE STROMBOL GAIN I WILL NEVER USE STROMBU GAIN. I WILL NEVER USE STRONG GAIN. I WILL NEVER USE STROME GAIN. I WILL NEVER USE. ...GETS IT WRONG. 2222 B WOOD CHIPPER SMARTASS TEACHER'S PET C--- inung www.hu MY MUSTADHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU LAUGHS AT HIM... GET MYSTARROMBOLI STEARAME AT LEANS FORWARD... ASS POINTED RIGHT RIPS THE MIGHTIEST OF ASS RIGHT AT HIM, I SWEAR I ACTUALLY SAW HIS HAIR GUST BACK FROM THE BLAST!! STROMBOLI IS VISIBLY UPSET. TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS... wm HE'S THE FIRST TO SMELL IT AND PUKES ON THE SPOT, THE WHOLE CLASS STARTS SMELLING LIKE THE FOULEST S--- I MAY HAVE EVER SMELLED, WE DON'T EVEN WAIT FOR THE TEACHER TO DISMISS US, EVERYONE PILES OUT INTO THE HALL! SMARTASS C--- NEVER SPOKE UP AGAIN...

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Anonymous 11/08/17(Wed)22:08:38 No. 396239538 File: 113 gif (211 KB, 274x249) >be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that Wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did >anyway so in class one day >teacher asks class a question >Stephen raises his hand to answer >actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related >gets it wrong >smartass teacher's pet c--- sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer >Stephen is visibly angered >turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAMIr >Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her >Stephen, no.wav >rips the mightiest of ass right at her >Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast >she's the first to smell it >she pukes on the spot >whole class starts to smell like the foulest s--- I may have ever smelled >we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall >Stephen got ISS for 3 days >smartass c--- never spoke up again Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too
Anonymous 11/08/17(Wed)22:08:38 No. 396239538 File: 113 gif (211 KB, 274x249) >be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that Wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did >anyway so in class one day >teacher asks class a question >Stephen raises his hand to answer >actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related >gets it wrong >smartass teacher's pet c--- sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer >Stephen is visibly angered >turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAMIr >Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her >Stephen, no.wav >rips the mightiest of ass right at her >Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast >she's the first to smell it >she pukes on the spot >whole class starts to smell like the foulest s--- I may have ever smelled >we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall >Stephen got ISS for 3 days >smartass c--- never spoke up again Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too

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