"My Mustache Has Deemed That You Get My Wario Steam!!!"
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About
"My Mustache Has Deemed That You Get My Wario Steam!!!" is an infamous 4chan greentext involving Wario that started in 2017. The greentext led to several works of fan art, animations, and voiceovers of the greentext.
Origin
The greentext was posted on November 8th, 2017, as a reply in a thread on 4chan's /v/ board,[1] which used a clip from a Mario vs. Wario Nintendo Power comic as the title image. In the greentext below, someone recalls a memory from school about a moribly obese classmate named Stephen who was obsessed with Wario Land 3.
>be in class
>morbidly obese fat kid also in class
>his name was Stephen
>infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade
>gets obsessed with Wario Land 3
>always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3
>got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school
>didn't even understand the games, just liked wario
>made up moves that Wario did
>basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing
>"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc
>Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did
>anyway so in class one day
>teacher asks class a question
>Stephen raises his hand to answer
>actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related
>gets it wrong
>smartass teacher's pet cunt sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer
>Stephen is visibly angered
>turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!"
>Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her
>Stephen, no.wav
>rips the mightiest of ass right at her
>Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast
>she's the first to smell it
>she pukes on the spot
>whole class starts to smell like the foulest shit I may have ever smelled
>we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall
>Stephen got ISS for 3 days
>smartass cunt never spoke up again
Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too
