>be in class
>morbidly obese fat kid also in class
>his name was Stephen
>infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade
>gets obsessed with Wario Land 3
>always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3
>got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school
>didn't even understand the games, just liked wario
>made up moves that Wario did
>basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing
>"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc
>Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did
>anyway so in class one day
>teacher asks class a question
>Stephen raises his hand to answer
>actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related
>gets it wrong
>smartass teacher's pet cunt sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer
>Stephen is visibly angered
>turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!"
>Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her
>Stephen, no.wav
>rips the mightiest of ass right at her
>Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast
>she's the first to smell it
>she pukes on the spot
>whole class starts to smell like the foulest shit I may have ever smelled
>we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall
>Stephen got ISS for 3 days
>smartass cunt never spoke up again

Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too