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doctorpsycho gurotesquegirl LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE eople who have been wake for so long they no onger have boundaries

doctorpsycho gurotesquegirl LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE eople who have been wake for so long they no onger have boundaries

221bec lou-zer What if car horns are just cars' g-spots and their honks are screams of pleasure.

221bec lou-zer What if car horns are just cars' g-spots and their honks are screams of pleasure.

21,167 loaning what if ice creams licked you back

21,167 loaning what if ice creams licked you back

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alecats 39 if humans are like 70% water and we drink water does that make us cannibals Anonymous Time to go to bed Ask alecats a question

alecats 39 if humans are like 70% water and we drink water does that make us cannibals Anonymous Time to go to bed Ask alecats a question

What A Commercial

It's a Tampon. You shove t up yo ur vagina TAMBLX Let's not beat around the bush here OR SHALL WE?! Why the f--- is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some s---. And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say, For the fighting spirit. That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that al this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your f------ tampons b-------. What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the f------ time. Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I'd be game if it were called Tampocalypse reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT Well periods aren't all 'Let me parade around in my m------------ white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box" IT'S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! T'S A WAR IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F----- I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F--- OUT! Tampocalypse. Reblogging for the comments this is the best chain of comments ever. period can I be a shareholder? Source: moodgelet more awesomepictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM

It's a Tampon. You shove t up yo ur vagina TAMBLX Let's not beat around the bush here OR SHALL WE?! Why the f--- is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some s---. And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say, For the fighting spirit. That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that al this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your f------ tampons b-------. What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the f------ time. Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I'd be game if it were called Tampocalypse reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT Well periods aren't all 'Let me parade around in my m------------ white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box" IT'S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! T'S A WAR IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F----- I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F--- OUT! Tampocalypse. Reblogging for the comments this is the best chain of comments ever. period can I be a shareholder? Source: moodgelet more awesomepictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM

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why do asians speak why do asians speak why do asians speak the ching chong language the ching chong language I Raff I Ruse iraffiruse tumblr.com athee-fille: adagio-for-abigail: This is why people hate Americans. This is why Americans hate Americans.

why do asians speak why do asians speak why do asians speak the ching chong language the ching chong language I Raff I Ruse iraffiruse tumblr.com athee-fille: adagio-for-abigail: This is why people hate Americans. This is why Americans hate Americans.

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our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee think about that

our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee think about that

we're soarin flyin there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach

fuckingniall my thighs don't touch because i'm fat they touch because they're in ove

fuckingniall my thighs don't touch because i'm fat they touch because they're in ove

Source: warpedlamp warpedlamp Have l ever told you guys that i'm half ambidextrous? 15,034 notes はツ

Source: warpedlamp warpedlamp Have l ever told you guys that i'm half ambidextrous? 15,034 notes はツ

2xfetuskind noheterg discover card wont stop sending me spam letters trying to get me to sign up for a credit card. unfortunately for them they included a business reply mail envelope that they have to pay the postage for when used DISCOVER BUSINESS REPLY MAIL DISCOVER SOUTHFIELD This is horrible, im at a starbucks and i just broke down laughing, everyone is looking at me and someone asked whats so funny and I just whispered "Dickbutt" and the dude net to me starting dying too this is infectioous

2xfetuskind noheterg discover card wont stop sending me spam letters trying to get me to sign up for a credit card. unfortunately for them they included a business reply mail envelope that they have to pay the postage for when used DISCOVER BUSINESS REPLY MAIL DISCOVER SOUTHFIELD This is horrible, im at a starbucks and i just broke down laughing, everyone is looking at me and someone asked whats so funny and I just whispered "Dickbutt" and the dude net to me starting dying too this is infectioous

I'd watch that sitcom

onoasa okay so we know about jesus when he's a baby, and jesus when he's an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? jesus, go feed the donkey yOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky do what your stepfather says you little s--- 176,475 notes はツ

onoasa okay so we know about jesus when he's a baby, and jesus when he's an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? jesus, go feed the donkey yOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky do what your stepfather says you little s--- 176,475 notes はツ

jesus christ bible teenager

hardcorefisting walmart-stripper: glennfreysgroupie what if your url somehow had something to do with your future its very possible no

hardcorefisting walmart-stripper: glennfreysgroupie what if your url somehow had something to do with your future its very possible no

selfdoubtandsyphilis dankestrnemes do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

selfdoubtandsyphilis dankestrnemes do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said 'mayonnaise'

wolves-within partybarackisinthehousetonight imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said 'mayonnaise' the night bloggers are here early That would be a loud mayonnaise guess you could say it would be a mayonoise Did you just IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT NO PATRICK

wolves-within partybarackisinthehousetonight imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said 'mayonnaise' the night bloggers are here early That would be a loud mayonnaise guess you could say it would be a mayonoise Did you just IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT NO PATRICK

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strikeraider deathviashowerskanking stopandsmellthedata ensanguinedbirdy thefandomlyfe ustlaughit-off fancyrussiansushi heyitspi: scuzzmutt what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs they are trained to be the very breast like no one ever bras to catch them is my real chest to train them are my tata's I will browse across the store Trying on every size Need training bras to understand THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

strikeraider deathviashowerskanking stopandsmellthedata ensanguinedbirdy thefandomlyfe ustlaughit-off fancyrussiansushi heyitspi: scuzzmutt what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs they are trained to be the very breast like no one ever bras to catch them is my real chest to train them are my tata's I will browse across the store Trying on every size Need training bras to understand THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

aranyeha there should be feelings hookers like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be tilial"等 therapist that's the thing you just described

aranyeha there should be feelings hookers like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be tilial"等 therapist that's the thing you just described

aardvarks-on-a-stick samflynn brandnewswastikas wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.

aardvarks-on-a-stick samflynn brandnewswastikas wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.

imagine if worms had legs centipedes

imagine if worms had legs centipedes

absolutely-vantastic mikalleangelo so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meow and bark and stuff well how f------ weird would it be if animals could do that like they didn't know what it meant or how to speak phrases but they could pick up on stuff we say and make the same noise like youd just be watching tv with your dog next to you and youd reach over to pet him and "bowel movement" the thing youre looking for is a parrot

absolutely-vantastic mikalleangelo so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meow and bark and stuff well how f------ weird would it be if animals could do that like they didn't know what it meant or how to speak phrases but they could pick up on stuff we say and make the same noise like youd just be watching tv with your dog next to you and youd reach over to pet him and "bowel movement" the thing youre looking for is a parrot