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It's a Tampon. You shove t up yo ur vagina TAMBLX Let's not beat around the bush here OR SHALL WE?! Why the f--- is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some s---. And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say, For the fighting spirit. That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that al this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your f------ tampons b-------. What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the f------ time. Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I'd be game if it were called Tampocalypse reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT Well periods aren't all 'Let me parade around in my m------------ white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box" IT'S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! T'S A WAR IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F----- I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F--- OUT! Tampocalypse. Reblogging for the comments this is the best chain of comments ever. period can I be a shareholder? Source: moodgelet more awesomepictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM

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Follow okay four am. Brain. Brain. listen to me. our alarm is going to go off in FOUR hours. okay? FOUR. you know what? i'm seeing a second alarm to go off immediately afterwords and putting our phone on the opposite side of the room. brain, YOU are the one who wanted to stay up. now we ALL have to face the consequences. Me and body have agreed. if you're gunna make us stay up late, we're making you a tired grumpy s--- in the morning. We will all face this punishment together. Because when we actually WORK together, things go fine! when you refuse to comply however, you only make things worse yourself. We're willing to live with those consequences. Are you? Get it? Got it? good. GOODNIGHTNERGKNEKTGNALIENGEGA #ooc #my brain is an a------
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