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The Southern Fairy vs the Northern Unit Always rough and ready Hates foreigners - unless they score goals Weak and wobbly, poor bone density He regularly marches up and down the high street demanding 'Pakis out!' for Norf F.C Thinks being bummed is progressive Has no gf or has one that Loved by everyone who meets him. Popular wherever he goes. No loyalty to anything or anyone Worked one week in his life, claimed a back cheats on him with Deano injury has never lifted a finger since. No limit on the amount of bitter and Consumes thousands of calorie Drunk after two ciders lager he can consume in one sitting Works in a call centre for dense pastry and meat products to protect against the Northern cold an absolute pittance Latest Norf F.C shirt. Always Loses almost every fight he's been in dresses for comfort. Weak and effeminate. Talks like a poof Loved dearly by his obese wife Loves blacks and pakis, A brave and no-nonsense and six kids emulates them and makes sort. No sense of community excuses for them. F----- every slag on the council estate before he was seventeen Will kick the s--- out of you if you insult his football club Tiny circle of backstabbing Smug sense of self superiority Numerous progeny from numerous women. His genetic legacy will 'friends' stretch far and wide Never known true hardship in his life Massive Sky Sports package Frail and weak due to controlled calorie intake Will take what he wants from his No kids. Doesn't want to hurt the surroundings. He will sit and eat his fill of all available resources environment Picked last at sports in school Deep loyalty to his mates, his footie An absolute f------ unit. One belly bounce can spell certain death. team and his home town. Soulless

The Southern Fairy vs the Northern Unit Always rough and ready Hates foreigners - unless they score goals Weak and wobbly, poor bone density He regularly marches up and down the high street demanding 'Pakis out!' for Norf F.C Thinks being bummed is progressive Has no gf or has one that Loved by everyone who meets him. Popular wherever he goes. No loyalty to anything or anyone Worked one week in his life, claimed a back cheats on him with Deano injury has never lifted a finger since. No limit on the amount of bitter and Consumes thousands of calorie Drunk after two ciders lager he can consume in one sitting Works in a call centre for dense pastry and meat products to protect against the Northern cold an absolute pittance Latest Norf F.C shirt. Always Loses almost every fight he's been in dresses for comfort. Weak and effeminate. Talks like a poof Loved dearly by his obese wife Loves blacks and pakis, A brave and no-nonsense and six kids emulates them and makes sort. No sense of community excuses for them. F----- every slag on the council estate before he was seventeen Will kick the s--- out of you if you insult his football club Tiny circle of backstabbing Smug sense of self superiority Numerous progeny from numerous women. His genetic legacy will 'friends' stretch far and wide Never known true hardship in his life Massive Sky Sports package Frail and weak due to controlled calorie intake Will take what he wants from his No kids. Doesn't want to hurt the surroundings. He will sit and eat his fill of all available resources environment Picked last at sports in school Deep loyalty to his mates, his footie An absolute f------ unit. One belly bounce can spell certain death. team and his home town. Soulless

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Would be dead by thirty if it weren't for modern Northern Pig-Man Southern medicine. Androgynous, pig faced visage. The women often look like the men. Only Northerners able to tell them apart. Horrible pink skin caused by terrible geneties Addicted to cigarettes and Will spend all of his benefits on the latest 'Ngubu' shirt. alcohol. Will continue to imbibe through pregnancy. NoAf F.C Will live exclusively on sausage rolls and pizza. Will violently assault others he deems of belonging to an opposing football teams supporters. Heavily subsidised lifestyle. Without benefits would likely expire after he has pillaged his own community. Curved bones due to Dirty five year old reeboks he refuses to part with "They're propa comfy mate" rickets. Unable to properly care for children. Will let them breed with impunity. Often several dozen to a single home

Would be dead by thirty if it weren't for modern Northern Pig-Man Southern medicine. Androgynous, pig faced visage. The women often look like the men. Only Northerners able to tell them apart. Horrible pink skin caused by terrible geneties Addicted to cigarettes and Will spend all of his benefits on the latest 'Ngubu' shirt. alcohol. Will continue to imbibe through pregnancy. NoAf F.C Will live exclusively on sausage rolls and pizza. Will violently assault others he deems of belonging to an opposing football teams supporters. Heavily subsidised lifestyle. Without benefits would likely expire after he has pillaged his own community. Curved bones due to Dirty five year old reeboks he refuses to part with "They're propa comfy mate" rickets. Unable to properly care for children. Will let them breed with impunity. Often several dozen to a single home

Norf F.C./ "Simple As"

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ME DAY ON A PLATE BAZ BARRINGTON Fat Bastard and Norf FC Fan 7am Still in fookin' bed mate 8.30am Sausage breakfast roll and cup of Yorkshire tea 12.30pm Sausage roll, packet of crisps and can of Carling 3pm Cheese and onion bake and can of Carling 6.20pm Chicken bake, doughnut, ice cream and can of Carling 8.30pm Chocolate biccies and cup of Yorkshire tea

ME DAY ON A PLATE BAZ BARRINGTON Fat Bastard and Norf FC Fan 7am Still in fookin' bed mate 8.30am Sausage breakfast roll and cup of Yorkshire tea 12.30pm Sausage roll, packet of crisps and can of Carling 3pm Cheese and onion bake and can of Carling 6.20pm Chicken bake, doughnut, ice cream and can of Carling 8.30pm Chocolate biccies and cup of Yorkshire tea

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Nothin' more British than a sosig roll So now I identify as one. S. Roll TURNING POINT NOR F GREGGS

Nothin' more British than a sosig roll So now I identify as one. S. Roll TURNING POINT NOR F GREGGS

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Large Footbal0 Fan You thought you arranged a date with Yuki? Well, you actually arranged a date with ME! Save Options Load

Large Footbal0 Fan You thought you arranged a date with Yuki? Well, you actually arranged a date with ME! Save Options Load

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8 July 2019 NORF Barry 'Bazza' Bakespeare Leading Britain's culinary revolution with his widely acclaimed 'Nonce Noshers. norf.com

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FAT C---'S CLASSIC Steak & Kidney chips and a pint just cheeky fookin lush with sum like mum use t'make go on son ave a won 10-0 appy days nosh fookin norf fc (ARUNG NORF F.C. IMPORTANT: DON'T EAT THE TIN YA DAFT C---

FAT C---'S CLASSIC Steak & Kidney chips and a pint just cheeky fookin lush with sum like mum use t'make go on son ave a won 10-0 appy days nosh fookin norf fc (ARUNG NORF F.C. IMPORTANT: DON'T EAT THE TIN YA DAFT C---

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