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Mr. Met

MR. ME T BRAN SON REESE HELLO, M MR. MET THE MINIMUM NVMBER OF BONES A PERSON NEEDS To ALIVE? THE MAN WHo OF ALL THE THINGS HE Took FROmmE MADE ME THIS WAY, HE KNEw I MISS CRYING THE MoST

MR. ME T BRAN SON REESE HELLO, M MR. MET THE MINIMUM NVMBER OF BONES A PERSON NEEDS To ALIVE? THE MAN WHo OF ALL THE THINGS HE Took FROmmE MADE ME THIS WAY, HE KNEw I MISS CRYING THE MoST

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Papa John

PAPA JOHN BRANSON REESE PEOPLE ALWAS ASk ME wHosE PAPA l Am. THE TRUTh iS, I'm EvERyoNES fAPA HELLO, I'M PAPA JoHN THE ANCIENT GREEKS KNEW MEAS URANUS, TO THE ROMANS I WAS CAELUs WAS THE SKY HIMSELF, wITH THE EARTH AS my WIFE. WE MADE LOVE AND wHEREVER I SPILLED MY SEED LIFE SPRUNG I WAS CASTRATED By My So陽 CRONOS AND FRoM THE PLOO D FDRTH. CAmE MoNSTERS. BETTER INGREDIENTS BETTER PIZZA. 49955

PAPA JOHN BRANSON REESE PEOPLE ALWAS ASk ME wHosE PAPA l Am. THE TRUTh iS, I'm EvERyoNES fAPA HELLO, I'M PAPA JoHN THE ANCIENT GREEKS KNEW MEAS URANUS, TO THE ROMANS I WAS CAELUs WAS THE SKY HIMSELF, wITH THE EARTH AS my WIFE. WE MADE LOVE AND wHEREVER I SPILLED MY SEED LIFE SPRUNG I WAS CASTRATED By My So陽 CRONOS AND FRoM THE PLOO D FDRTH. CAmE MoNSTERS. BETTER INGREDIENTS BETTER PIZZA. 49955

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Don't Like My Shitting?

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The Man Who Can't Drown

THE MAN WHO CANNOT DñOU/N BRANSON REESE 0 THIS 1S No BIG DEAL FOR ME THE MAN wHo CANNOT DROWN I CANT DRowN BuT THE IMMENSE PRESSU RE S CRUSHING MY CHEST AND SKULL. 'M IN AGONY AND ullL SoON BE DEAD.

THE MAN WHO CANNOT DñOU/N BRANSON REESE 0 THIS 1S No BIG DEAL FOR ME THE MAN wHo CANNOT DROWN I CANT DRowN BuT THE IMMENSE PRESSU RE S CRUSHING MY CHEST AND SKULL. 'M IN AGONY AND ullL SoON BE DEAD.

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Jazz

JAZZ BRANSON REESE THIS GUy's TERRIBLE DIOT IT'S THE NOTES HE'S NOT PLATING! HE'S No] PLAYING ANY NOTES. HE'S VER Y GooD

JAZZ BRANSON REESE THIS GUy's TERRIBLE DIOT IT'S THE NOTES HE'S NOT PLATING! HE'S No] PLAYING ANY NOTES. HE'S VER Y GooD

Cleforeskin

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POKE MON BAANSON REESE CLE FORESKIN KRABBy US E.. CIRCUMCISE SUPER

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Chinstrap

CHIN-STRAP BEARD BRANSON REESE wlTH A BEARD LIKE THIS I COULDVE BEEN IN THE CIVIL 'VE A CHIN STRAP BEARD WAR./ - N A DIFFERENT LIFE MAyBE WAS. .. IN THIS UF HWEVER I ONCE AGAIN FIND MysELF BEHIND BARS FOR SELLING My PEE AT THE MARKET AS "SPICY KOMBUCHA

CHIN-STRAP BEARD BRANSON REESE wlTH A BEARD LIKE THIS I COULDVE BEEN IN THE CIVIL 'VE A CHIN STRAP BEARD WAR./ - N A DIFFERENT LIFE MAyBE WAS. .. IN THIS UF HWEVER I ONCE AGAIN FIND MysELF BEHIND BARS FOR SELLING My PEE AT THE MARKET AS "SPICY KOMBUCHA

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Mario Alignment Chart

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WEAR A TIE TO REMIND LEAVE A A Cory OF DA e18LE IN EVEAy CASTLE I I DENY MYSELF A DA PLEASURES THE SHACKLES (7 )で) OF CAPITALISM WHICH ONCE BOUND ME OF A DA VISIT FLESH. LAwfuL GooD NGUTAAL Good Dk CHAOTIe GOOD WAH! WARIO KEEP-A You TOAD DOES NOT WANT! ToAD DOES NOT I THROW My UNFERTILIZED GUESSING EGGS AT FRIEND& FOE ALUKE DREAM LAWPUL NEVTRAL CHAOTIL NEVTRAL BowSER AS FAR LESS GRUTAL AN AUTOCRAT THAN MYSELF I WAS ONCE WALVIG A MAN. THEY KILLED ME HAVE NOTHIN G TO FEAR OF FOR BURNING A-SATAN DowN A SATAN IS AFRAID OF FA CTORY A-WALUI eGI LAWFVL EVIL NEVTRAL EVIL CHAoTIe EvIL GRANSON REESE

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Thomas As Pokemon

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE BRANSON REESE THomAs, THERE 's YOU'RE GoING TO BE TAKEN APART AND YOU'LL NEVER TRULY DIE, THoUGH To SAy THIS YOUVE BEEN KETIRED. MERE SCRAPPING You'LL FEEL EVERYTHING. wE S HOULD NEvEA HAVE PLAYED GoD AND MADE TRAINS THAT wEKE ALIVE. IT SERVED N O PURPOSE BUT TO SATE OUR M ORBID CURIOSITY TO KNOw IF IT COVLD E DONE You. I IMAG INE IT' COLD COMFORT, PuT THE GUILT WILL HAUNT US FOR ALL OF OUR DAYs |(THOMAS,

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE BRANSON REESE THomAs, THERE 's YOU'RE GoING TO BE TAKEN APART AND YOU'LL NEVER TRULY DIE, THoUGH To SAy THIS YOUVE BEEN KETIRED. MERE SCRAPPING You'LL FEEL EVERYTHING. wE S HOULD NEvEA HAVE PLAYED GoD AND MADE TRAINS THAT wEKE ALIVE. IT SERVED N O PURPOSE BUT TO SATE OUR M ORBID CURIOSITY TO KNOw IF IT COVLD E DONE You. I IMAG INE IT' COLD COMFORT, PuT THE GUILT WILL HAUNT US FOR ALL OF OUR DAYs |(THOMAS,

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Backup Plan

My Work Here ls Done MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Replying to @bransonreese As a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper 11 68 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. Sharks are smooth. わ2 34 741 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. You draw like a 5-year-old 27 5 51 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 Say it with me: Every shark is completely smooth no matter what angle you're touching it from わ2 3 50907 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Your brain appears to be as primitive as your artistic skills. Do you have a fallback plan? 23 6 BRANS N @bransonreese Apr 3 Yeah I'm gonna dip my hands in the ocean and touch some smooth sharks

My Work Here ls Done MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Replying to @bransonreese As a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper 11 68 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. Sharks are smooth. わ2 34 741 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. You draw like a 5-year-old 27 5 51 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 Say it with me: Every shark is completely smooth no matter what angle you're touching it from わ2 3 50907 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Your brain appears to be as primitive as your artistic skills. Do you have a fallback plan? 23 6 BRANS N @bransonreese Apr 3 Yeah I'm gonna dip my hands in the ocean and touch some smooth sharks

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Stephen King's "Sharks Are Smooth As Hell"

Richard Murphy @RichJimMurph 20h I use a hammerhead shark as a pumice stone. It is very rough. I have soft heels because of this. Please read a book. わ2 36 271 BRANSN @bransonreese 20h I'm in the middle of a great one right now. SHARKs ARE SMOOTH A S HEL L わ15 232 2.2K

Richard Murphy @RichJimMurph 20h I use a hammerhead shark as a pumice stone. It is very rough. I have soft heels because of this. Please read a book. わ2 36 271 BRANSN @bransonreese 20h I'm in the middle of a great one right now. SHARKs ARE SMOOTH A S HEL L わ15 232 2.2K

The Person Who Discovered Sharks

THE PERSON WHo DISCOVERED SHARkS PRANSoN REESE I AM G0lNG INTO THE BIG wETVESS. COO SMooTH LI ONS ARE EATING ME.

THE PERSON WHo DISCOVERED SHARkS PRANSoN REESE I AM G0lNG INTO THE BIG wETVESS. COO SMooTH LI ONS ARE EATING ME.

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Escape From Heaven

ESCAPE rom I did it! I actually did it! They said it couldn't be done but I did it! I busted outta heaven! All I had to do was steal God's gunj Now alls I need is a ride. Can't very well "ghost away" if ol' God comes a' callin'. Better save one bullet. Can never be too careful..

ESCAPE rom I did it! I actually did it! They said it couldn't be done but I did it! I busted outta heaven! All I had to do was steal God's gunj Now alls I need is a ride. Can't very well "ghost away" if ol' God comes a' callin'. Better save one bullet. Can never be too careful..