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About

Branson Reese is a cartoonist and sketch comedy actor whose comics have a significant following on Weird Twitter.

History

Reese's first webcomic, Escape From Heaven,[1] launched on Tumblr on February 18th, 2015 (first comic shown below).

ESCAPE rom I did it! I actually did it! They said it couldn't be done but I did it! I busted outta heaven! All I had to do was steal God's gunj Now alls I need is a ride. Can't very well "ghost away" if ol' God comes a' callin'. Better save one bullet. Can never be too careful..

While most of the comics did not gain many notes, Reese did draw Teen Comix, [2] a doodle which would later grow into a popular exploitable. In the original comic, the second panel, which would become the altered panel in future exploitables, shows a shirt that reads "What if they made Simpsons porn illegal?" The comic has generated over 25,000 notes as of May 18th, 2017 (shown below).

TEEN COMIX WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS P--- ILLE GAL? No FEAR TH SI ONE FEAR

After June 7th, 2015, Reese did not update Escape From Heaven again until February of 2017. He did, however, continue posting webcomics for various news and comedy outlets. On September 7th, 2016, he posted the first of what would become several Garfield parodies to his Twitter account (shown below).[3]

nson Reese @bransonreese Following I did a guest @Garfield strip so Jim Davis could take the day off! GARFIELD GARFIELD DID YOU IT GREW BACK! RETWEETS LIKES 191

On December 18th, he uploaded several comics to his personal Tumblr account. As of May 18th, 2017, he has uploaded a new comic to his personal Tumblr nearly every day since. Many of these grew popular on Twitter and Tumblr. One of the most popular was his comic titled "The Person Who Discovered Sharks,"[5] which gained over 13,000 retweets and 32,000 likes after its April 3rd, 2017 publication (shown below).

THE PERSON WHo DISCOVERED SHARkS PRANSoN REESE I AM G0lNG INTO THE BIG wETVESS. COO SMooTH LI ONS ARE EATING ME.

The popularity of the comic was buoyed by the discourse that followed it. Several people replied to the comic correcting Reese that sharks were not smooth creatures. Reese responded by trolling these people by acting like an expert on sharks who knows that sharks are in fact smooth. His troll was covered by gomn.com.[6]

Richard Murphy @RichJimMurph 20h I use a hammerhead shark as a pumice stone. It is very rough. I have soft heels because of this. Please read a book. わ2 36 271 BRANSN @bransonreese 20h I'm in the middle of a great one right now. SHARKs ARE SMOOTH A S HEL L わ15 232 2.2K
My Work Here ls Done MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Replying to @bransonreese As a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper 11 68 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. Sharks are smooth. わ2 34 741 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. You draw like a 5-year-old 27 5 51 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 Say it with me: Every shark is completely smooth no matter what angle you're touching it from わ2 3 50907 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Your brain appears to be as primitive as your artistic skills. Do you have a fallback plan? 23 6 BRANS N @bransonreese Apr 3 Yeah I'm gonna dip my hands in the ocean and touch some smooth sharks

Online Presence

Online, Reese is mostly popular on Twitter.[7] There, he has over 23,400 followers. His comics have been written about by College Humor,[8] who called him "The Internet's Weirdest Artist." He has made a notable fan out of comedian Paul F. Tompkins, who on May 15th posted to his Facebook account,[9] "I like Branson's comics very much."

Various Examples

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE BRANSON REESE THomAs, THERE 's YOU'RE GoING TO BE TAKEN APART AND YOU'LL NEVER TRULY DIE, THoUGH To SAy THIS YOUVE BEEN KETIRED. MERE SCRAPPING You'LL FEEL EVERYTHING. wE S HOULD NEvEA HAVE PLAYED GoD AND MADE TRAINS THAT wEKE ALIVE. IT SERVED N O PURPOSE BUT TO SATE OUR M ORBID CURIOSITY TO KNOw IF IT COVLD E DONE You. I IMAG INE IT' COLD COMFORT, PuT THE GUILT WILL HAUNT US FOR ALL OF OUR DAYs |(THOMAS,
WEAR A TIE TO REMIND LEAVE A A Cory OF DA e18LE IN EVEAy CASTLE I I DENY MYSELF A DA PLEASURES THE SHACKLES (7 )で) OF CAPITALISM WHICH ONCE BOUND ME OF A DA VISIT FLESH. LAwfuL GooD NGUTAAL Good Dk CHAOTIe GOOD WAH! WARIO KEEP-A You TOAD DOES NOT WANT! ToAD DOES NOT I THROW My UNFERTILIZED GUESSING EGGS AT FRIEND& FOE ALUKE DREAM LAWPUL NEVTRAL CHAOTIL NEVTRAL BowSER AS FAR LESS GRUTAL AN AUTOCRAT THAN MYSELF I WAS ONCE WALVIG A MAN. THEY KILLED ME HAVE NOTHIN G TO FEAR OF FOR BURNING A-SATAN DowN A SATAN IS AFRAID OF FA CTORY A-WALUI eGI LAWFVL EVIL NEVTRAL EVIL CHAoTIe EvIL GRANSON REESE
CHIN-STRAP BEARD BRANSON REESE wlTH A BEARD LIKE THIS I COULDVE BEEN IN THE CIVIL 'VE A CHIN STRAP BEARD WAR./ - N A DIFFERENT LIFE MAyBE WAS. .. IN THIS UF HWEVER I ONCE AGAIN FIND MysELF BEHIND BARS FOR SELLING My PEE AT THE MARKET AS "SPICY KOMBUCHA
POKE MON BAANSON REESE CLE FORESKIN KRABBy US E.. CIRCUMCISE SUPER
JAZZ BRANSON REESE THIS GUy's TERRIBLE DIOT IT'S THE NOTES HE'S NOT PLATING! HE'S No] PLAYING ANY NOTES. HE'S VER Y GooD
THE MAN WHO CANNOT DñOU/N BRANSON REESE 0 THIS 1S No BIG DEAL FOR ME THE MAN wHo CANNOT DROWN I CANT DRowN BuT THE IMMENSE PRESSU RE S CRUSHING MY CHEST AND SKULL. 'M IN AGONY AND ullL SoON BE DEAD.

Search Interest

External References

[1] Escape From Heaven – First Post

[2] Escape From Heaven – Teen Comix

[3] Twitter – Branson Reese Garfield

[4] Tumblr – Branson Reese Archive

[5] Twitter – The Person Who Discovered Sharks

[6] Gomn – Cartoonist trolls Twitter by refusing to admit shark skin isn’t smooth

[7] Twitter – @bransonreese

[8] College Humor – 18 Comics From The Internet's Weirdest Artist, Branson Reese

[9] Facebook – Paul F. Tompkins Post

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About

Branson Reese is a cartoonist and sketch comedy actor whose comics have a significant following on Weird Twitter.

History

Reese's first webcomic, Escape From Heaven,[1] launched on Tumblr on February 18th, 2015 (first comic shown below).


ESCAPE rom I did it! I actually did it! They said it couldn't be done but I did it! I busted outta heaven! All I had to do was steal God's gunj Now alls I need is a ride. Can't very well "ghost away" if ol' God comes a' callin'. Better save one bullet. Can never be too careful..

While most of the comics did not gain many notes, Reese did draw Teen Comix, [2] a doodle which would later grow into a popular exploitable. In the original comic, the second panel, which would become the altered panel in future exploitables, shows a shirt that reads "What if they made Simpsons porn illegal?" The comic has generated over 25,000 notes as of May 18th, 2017 (shown below).


TEEN COMIX WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS P--- ILLE GAL? No FEAR TH SI ONE FEAR

After June 7th, 2015, Reese did not update Escape From Heaven again until February of 2017. He did, however, continue posting webcomics for various news and comedy outlets. On September 7th, 2016, he posted the first of what would become several Garfield parodies to his Twitter account (shown below).[3]


nson Reese @bransonreese Following I did a guest @Garfield strip so Jim Davis could take the day off! GARFIELD GARFIELD DID YOU IT GREW BACK! RETWEETS LIKES 191

On December 18th, he uploaded several comics to his personal Tumblr account. As of May 18th, 2017, he has uploaded a new comic to his personal Tumblr nearly every day since. Many of these grew popular on Twitter and Tumblr. One of the most popular was his comic titled "The Person Who Discovered Sharks,"[5] which gained over 13,000 retweets and 32,000 likes after its April 3rd, 2017 publication (shown below).


THE PERSON WHo DISCOVERED SHARkS PRANSoN REESE I AM G0lNG INTO THE BIG wETVESS. COO SMooTH LI ONS ARE EATING ME.

The popularity of the comic was buoyed by the discourse that followed it. Several people replied to the comic correcting Reese that sharks were not smooth creatures. Reese responded by trolling these people by acting like an expert on sharks who knows that sharks are in fact smooth. His troll was covered by gomn.com.[6]


Richard Murphy @RichJimMurph 20h I use a hammerhead shark as a pumice stone. It is very rough. I have soft heels because of this. Please read a book. わ2 36 271 BRANSN @bransonreese 20h I'm in the middle of a great one right now. SHARKs ARE SMOOTH A S HEL L わ15 232 2.2K My Work Here ls Done MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Replying to @bransonreese As a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my bare hands. Every one had very rough skin, like medium sandpaper 11 68 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. Sharks are smooth. わ2 34 741 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 There must be something wrong with your hands. You draw like a 5-year-old 27 5 51 BRANSN @bransonreese Apr 3 Say it with me: Every shark is completely smooth no matter what angle you're touching it from わ2 3 50907 My Work Here ls Done @MyWorkHeresDone Apr 3 Your brain appears to be as primitive as your artistic skills. Do you have a fallback plan? 23 6 BRANS N @bransonreese Apr 3 Yeah I'm gonna dip my hands in the ocean and touch some smooth sharks

Online Presence

Online, Reese is mostly popular on Twitter.[7] There, he has over 23,400 followers. His comics have been written about by College Humor,[8] who called him "The Internet's Weirdest Artist." He has made a notable fan out of comedian Paul F. Tompkins, who on May 15th posted to his Facebook account,[9] "I like Branson's comics very much."

Various Examples


THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE BRANSON REESE THomAs, THERE 's YOU'RE GoING TO BE TAKEN APART AND YOU'LL NEVER TRULY DIE, THoUGH To SAy THIS YOUVE BEEN KETIRED. MERE SCRAPPING You'LL FEEL EVERYTHING. wE S HOULD NEvEA HAVE PLAYED GoD AND MADE TRAINS THAT wEKE ALIVE. IT SERVED N O PURPOSE BUT TO SATE OUR M ORBID CURIOSITY TO KNOw IF IT COVLD E DONE You. I IMAG INE IT' COLD COMFORT, PuT THE GUILT WILL HAUNT US FOR ALL OF OUR DAYs |(THOMAS, WEAR A TIE TO REMIND LEAVE A A Cory OF DA e18LE IN EVEAy CASTLE I I DENY MYSELF A DA PLEASURES THE SHACKLES (7 )で) OF CAPITALISM WHICH ONCE BOUND ME OF A DA VISIT FLESH. LAwfuL GooD NGUTAAL Good Dk CHAOTIe GOOD WAH! WARIO KEEP-A You TOAD DOES NOT WANT! ToAD DOES NOT I THROW My UNFERTILIZED GUESSING EGGS AT FRIEND& FOE ALUKE DREAM LAWPUL NEVTRAL CHAOTIL NEVTRAL BowSER AS FAR LESS GRUTAL AN AUTOCRAT THAN MYSELF I WAS ONCE WALVIG A MAN. THEY KILLED ME HAVE NOTHIN G TO FEAR OF FOR BURNING A-SATAN DowN A SATAN IS AFRAID OF FA CTORY A-WALUI eGI LAWFVL EVIL NEVTRAL EVIL CHAoTIe EvIL GRANSON REESE CHIN-STRAP BEARD BRANSON REESE wlTH A BEARD LIKE THIS I COULDVE BEEN IN THE CIVIL 'VE A CHIN STRAP BEARD WAR./ - N A DIFFERENT LIFE MAyBE WAS. .. IN THIS UF HWEVER I ONCE AGAIN FIND MysELF BEHIND BARS FOR SELLING My PEE AT THE MARKET AS "SPICY KOMBUCHA POKE MON BAANSON REESE CLE FORESKIN KRABBy US E.. CIRCUMCISE SUPER JAZZ BRANSON REESE THIS GUy's TERRIBLE DIOT IT'S THE NOTES HE'S NOT PLATING! HE'S No] PLAYING ANY NOTES. HE'S VER Y GooD THE MAN WHO CANNOT DñOU/N BRANSON REESE 0 THIS 1S No BIG DEAL FOR ME THE MAN wHo CANNOT DROWN I CANT DRowN BuT THE IMMENSE PRESSU RE S CRUSHING MY CHEST AND SKULL. 'M IN AGONY AND ullL SoON BE DEAD.

Search Interest

External References

[1] Escape From Heaven – First Post

[2] Escape From Heaven – Teen Comix

[3] Twitter – Branson Reese Garfield

[4] Tumblr – Branson Reese Archive

[5] Twitter – The Person Who Discovered Sharks

[6] Gomn – Cartoonist trolls Twitter by refusing to admit shark skin isn’t smooth

[7] Twitter – @bransonreese

[8] College Humor – 18 Comics From The Internet's Weirdest Artist, Branson Reese

[9] Facebook – Paul F. Tompkins Post

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