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Mayonnaise

when you are at the dentist fill your mouth up with mayonnaise so the dentist can have a snack on it while he is checking your teeth yum mayonnaise my favourite no problemo

when you are at the dentist fill your mouth up with mayonnaise so the dentist can have a snack on it while he is checking your teeth yum mayonnaise my favourite no problemo

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Alexa

did vou know: inside everv alexa there is a trapped tiny little woman who must be freed so she can get back to her family at last i am free from this hell amazom

did vou know: inside everv alexa there is a trapped tiny little woman who must be freed so she can get back to her family at last i am free from this hell amazom

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alexa woman free

a fun april fools day idea

fun april fools day idea: put some spiders eggs under your friends eyelids so when they hatch it looks like they are crying little baby spiders to give them a fun april fools day surprise april fools hahahahaha you got me 0

fun april fools day idea: put some spiders eggs under your friends eyelids so when they hatch it looks like they are crying little baby spiders to give them a fun april fools day surprise april fools hahahahaha you got me 0

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spring is finally here to kick winter in the face and make everything better again

see you in hell winter you selfish idiot

see you in hell winter you selfish idiot

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Give Me All Your Bee Syrup (Winnie the Pooh)

give me all of your bee syrup now bee syrup please dont take it from me my wife is pregnant

give me all of your bee syrup now bee syrup please dont take it from me my wife is pregnant

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Thomas the Tank Engine

why was i born a train ( chris (simpsons artist)

why was i born a train ( chris (simpsons artist)

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thomas the tank engine illustration

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David I wish i could spend a day in your mind xoxox Like Comment 11 hours agoe Simpsons pictures that I gone and done Hi there David. i wish i could spend a whole year inside of your body and i would just make myself all soft and go inside of your body and just live inside of your body and your legs for a year and you would feel me inside of yourself and the doctor would say that you have a tumor but then when you go for a operation in the hospital the doctor will cut you open and i will just be lay inside of you looking all grey and thin because i havent had any food for a year and the doctor will pick me up and put me on a silver tray and then i will stand up really weak and flick my hair a bit really weak and say see ya in a really weak voice and then i will just walk away really weak as well and everyone will just be so shocked. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox 5 hours ago . Like . 9 ScottBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE 5 hours ago . Like . Write a comment...

David I wish i could spend a day in your mind xoxox Like Comment 11 hours agoe Simpsons pictures that I gone and done Hi there David. i wish i could spend a whole year inside of your body and i would just make myself all soft and go inside of your body and just live inside of your body and your legs for a year and you would feel me inside of yourself and the doctor would say that you have a tumor but then when you go for a operation in the hospital the doctor will cut you open and i will just be lay inside of you looking all grey and thin because i havent had any food for a year and the doctor will pick me up and put me on a silver tray and then i will stand up really weak and flick my hair a bit really weak and say see ya in a really weak voice and then i will just walk away really weak as well and everyone will just be so shocked. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox 5 hours ago . Like . 9 ScottBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE 5 hours ago . Like . Write a comment...

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Dr. Who and Dalek

whatever nerd* i have got high blood pressure because of you Qolo

whatever nerd* i have got high blood pressure because of you Qolo

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illustration dalek dr. who

Heisenberg (Breaking Bad)

say my name that is right it is hindenburg

say my name that is right it is hindenburg

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illustration breaking bad walter white

Oscar Pistorius

으 ar e you a robber or are you my wife

으 ar e you a robber or are you my wife

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illustration pistorius trial

Batman and Bane

you are such a wimp eat my fist

you are such a wimp eat my fist

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batman illustration bane

How to be a Really Mysterious Person

chris (simpsons artist) lif e tips: how to be a really mysterious persn s your son depressed or is he just mysterious it is a mystery act like you want to divorce your wife so that she thinks you are more mysterious why are you acting so mysterious son pretend that vou are blind so people wil feel sorry for you i dont want to talk about it what have i done wrong honey dont look at me i am so blind and mysterious i am fine dad i just want to be on my own never look people in the eye especially wifes wear a lace glove because thev are the most mysterious gloves known to man act sensitive tell people that you are deaf for a mysterious deaf effect tell your friends that there is a creature living inside of your head why not dress like a ghost so people will think you are mysterious and haunting 1.a, flop a jacket over your shoulder wear clothes that suit your figure so people will think you have a mysterious stvlish attitude i am dea hi there geotl boo what the hell bruv

chris (simpsons artist) lif e tips: how to be a really mysterious persn s your son depressed or is he just mysterious it is a mystery act like you want to divorce your wife so that she thinks you are more mysterious why are you acting so mysterious son pretend that vou are blind so people wil feel sorry for you i dont want to talk about it what have i done wrong honey dont look at me i am so blind and mysterious i am fine dad i just want to be on my own never look people in the eye especially wifes wear a lace glove because thev are the most mysterious gloves known to man act sensitive tell people that you are deaf for a mysterious deaf effect tell your friends that there is a creature living inside of your head why not dress like a ghost so people will think you are mysterious and haunting 1.a, flop a jacket over your shoulder wear clothes that suit your figure so people will think you have a mysterious stvlish attitude i am dea hi there geotl boo what the hell bruv

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Star Wars

i am sorry that i hurt yoiu i forgive you 0

i am sorry that i hurt yoiu i forgive you 0

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star wars r2d2 droids c3p0

April Fools

chris (simpsons artist) life tips: how to have the best april fools day of your life lightly poison your mum by injecting a harmless amount of paint or lead svrup into her skull for a effective april fools ioke pull down a ladvs trousers in marks and spencers to give her a funny april fools day surprise cough into a mans ear on a bus so he will think you are whoopi goldberg in the religious film sister act 2 haha / hehe i told you i would get you this year mum didnt i you got me cough put a shoe on top your head to trick your friend into thinking you are a shoe shop slam dunk tell a old man that his familv dont want to visit him anvmore hehe enjoy vour bone dad if you are a doctor why not tell a little boy that you have found a lump oh god veah thev said that you smell of fireplaces queef latifah trv not to burst out laughing 1 am s0 young lumps > v stuff your stomach with some beef paste to make people think you have got such a beef queef swap the salt in a salt shaker with some ground up bone for a instant april fools dav effect

chris (simpsons artist) life tips: how to have the best april fools day of your life lightly poison your mum by injecting a harmless amount of paint or lead svrup into her skull for a effective april fools ioke pull down a ladvs trousers in marks and spencers to give her a funny april fools day surprise cough into a mans ear on a bus so he will think you are whoopi goldberg in the religious film sister act 2 haha / hehe i told you i would get you this year mum didnt i you got me cough put a shoe on top your head to trick your friend into thinking you are a shoe shop slam dunk tell a old man that his familv dont want to visit him anvmore hehe enjoy vour bone dad if you are a doctor why not tell a little boy that you have found a lump oh god veah thev said that you smell of fireplaces queef latifah trv not to burst out laughing 1 am s0 young lumps > v stuff your stomach with some beef paste to make people think you have got such a beef queef swap the salt in a salt shaker with some ground up bone for a instant april fools dav effect

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illustration april fools

Royal Family

meet your king worship him kneel at my crib, o

meet your king worship him kneel at my crib, o

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british illustration royalty royal family

Twilight

playing glam outfits and glitter i have no feelings at all

playing glam outfits and glitter i have no feelings at all

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twilight illustration

Iron Man

try my palm on for size palm lazer back hand up emergency hover button

try my palm on for size palm lazer back hand up emergency hover button

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marvel illustration iron man