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Bagel Fire

@CrazyJewishMom Crappppp I started another fire in the kitchen OMG????? KATE, Pick up your phone right now or I'm calling 911 Are u ok? No no stop it's finr. It was a small fire...was toasting a bagel and forgot about it Delivered You're eating a BAGEL???Areu crazy? Carbs are the enemy of the wedding gown
@CrazyJewishMom Crappppp I started another fire in the kitchen OMG????? KATE, Pick up your phone right now or I'm calling 911 Are u ok? No no stop it's finr. It was a small fire...was toasting a bagel and forgot about it Delivered You're eating a BAGEL???Areu crazy? Carbs are the enemy of the wedding gown

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Elephants

Mother @CrazyJewishMom Great New York Times piece about Lucy the Elephant. You should definitely get married there AI Yeah and we'll slide down the trunk for our entrance to the reception! No, you will jet ski in on the beach
Mother @CrazyJewishMom Great New York Times piece about Lucy the Elephant. You should definitely get married there AI Yeah and we'll slide down the trunk for our entrance to the reception! No, you will jet ski in on the beach

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Fasting 101

Mother @CrazyJewishMom So I had 2 bagels for breakfast. I'm thinking chinese for lunch, french fries for second lunch, and maybe pizza for dinner. It's a good day. MOM you're going to be sick Delivered Nope! This is the G-D approved carboload before the Yom Kippur fast. It's in the Torah
Mother @CrazyJewishMom So I had 2 bagels for breakfast. I'm thinking chinese for lunch, french fries for second lunch, and maybe pizza for dinner. It's a good day. MOM you're going to be sick Delivered Nope! This is the G-D approved carboload before the Yom Kippur fast. It's in the Torah

Kate Friedman Siegel
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Voting

Mother> @Crazy JewishMom Spawn, did u vote yet or do I have to come all the way to stupid, Manbun Brooklyn, grab u, and force u to do ur civic duty? VOTE Done. But for the record, "grabbing and forcing" someone to do something is never a good idea. Delivered Tell that to the President
Mother> @Crazy JewishMom Spawn, did u vote yet or do I have to come all the way to stupid, Manbun Brooklyn, grab u, and force u to do ur civic duty? VOTE Done. But for the record, "grabbing and forcing" someone to do something is never a good idea. Delivered Tell that to the President

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Wedding Prep

Mother > @CrazyJewishMom Omg for your wedding! Spawn, U can be rolled in on it!!! I thought you wanted me to jet ski in from the ocean Delivered NO that's for the ceremony. Pink elephant for the party entrance. Duh!
Mother > @CrazyJewishMom Omg for your wedding! Spawn, U can be rolled in on it!!! I thought you wanted me to jet ski in from the ocean Delivered NO that's for the ceremony. Pink elephant for the party entrance. Duh!

Kate Friedman Siegel
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