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EU Fail Memeball

When the alt-right is dangerously closer than ever before to pushing civilization back into the social level of the 1500s because you can't stop shoving savages into every area you possibly can so to fix this you do it even more and tell them to tolerate diversity as this wonderful new kind of European spends every waking moment trying to destroy thousands of years of progress to revert back to their iron age ideology of hatred and child r---
When the alt-right is dangerously closer than ever before to pushing civilization back into the social level of the 1500s because you can't stop shoving savages into every area you possibly can so to fix this you do it even more and tell them to tolerate diversity as this wonderful new kind of European spends every waking moment trying to destroy thousands of years of progress to revert back to their iron age ideology of hatred and child r---

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British Policing Memeball

When your police are pathetic and useless but you still live in a nightmare police state
When your police are pathetic and useless but you still live in a nightmare police state

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Feminism/EU Memeball

When your entire gender has the stereotype of basing all your decisions on muh feelz. So, you proof that stereotype correct by vastly over representing the voter base voting in favor of open borders and the expansion of the wealth fare state because you feel that borders are racist and that redistributing tax money to people unwilling to work is the right thing to do. Dismissing all the people advising against this as some kind of "-ist", "-phobe" or just plainly heartless. But this has caused an exponentially growing hostile wealth fare depended parallel society with millions more just walking across the continent to bolster their ranks. With all of them sharing the same culture that wishes to reduce your liberated status to the status of breeding cattle. But this all doesn't matter because you know that when all the cultural violence escalates to a full blown civil war you will vastly over represent the gender who just sits back while all the phobic heartless men who warned you about this go off and die fighting for your daughters and granddaughter's rights to do this all over again. And thus, also maintaining the stereotype that you don't want to help people, you just want people the think you want to help people to get a higher social status by virtue signaling and morally grandstanding all while personally avoiding any form of negative consequences
When your entire gender has the stereotype of basing all your decisions on muh feelz. So, you proof that stereotype correct by vastly over representing the voter base voting in favor of open borders and the expansion of the wealth fare state because you feel that borders are racist and that redistributing tax money to people unwilling to work is the right thing to do. Dismissing all the people advising against this as some kind of "-ist", "-phobe" or just plainly heartless. But this has caused an exponentially growing hostile wealth fare depended parallel society with millions more just walking across the continent to bolster their ranks. With all of them sharing the same culture that wishes to reduce your liberated status to the status of breeding cattle. But this all doesn't matter because you know that when all the cultural violence escalates to a full blown civil war you will vastly over represent the gender who just sits back while all the phobic heartless men who warned you about this go off and die fighting for your daughters and granddaughter's rights to do this all over again. And thus, also maintaining the stereotype that you don't want to help people, you just want people the think you want to help people to get a higher social status by virtue signaling and morally grandstanding all while personally avoiding any form of negative consequences

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collapse of the british empire

When you are an ally of the Ottoman Empire to keep Russia away from India so you defend the Bosphorus strait from the russian invasion in two wars but then Germany starts building a huge fleet so they become your enemy cause their Tanganika colony prevents you from uniting Cairo and Capetown with a railway so you become friends with Russia and send australians to invade the Bosphorus strait you prevented the russians to take just two decades ago so you can send weapons to Russia so they can kill germans but then the aussies get killed so you send a gay lord to ute llrab tribesman to fight the ottomans and then you give them all the oil fields in return creating the most wealthy monarchy in the world that starts promoting their version of radical islam. Then Germany recovers so you declare war on them and help the soviets invade them and also promise India independence if they help but then you don't give it to them so you send a british agent to larp as a pakistan nationalist wich is a made up term and you create a new made up islamic country so India gets cut of the Persian oil but then the leader of Persia becomes too much of a commie so you make a coup and put a friendly dictator there making the Pakistan thing useless but they now have nuclear power cause China gave it to them to keep India at bay in the Himalaya and China is an ally of Russia, the nation you helped in the last two world wars but now have sponsored all anticolonial rebellions so at the end you don't even build that f------ railway cause you lose all your colonies and your precious fleet and even though Germany has been defeated two times they somehow recover again and make themselves the leader of the European Union so you vote brexit so europeans stop coming and you can accept more pakistanis that feel like home cause you already have a muslim mayor in your capital and althought you think they will intergrate cause they speak english they keep being muslims cause your wealthy as f--- arab made up monarchy pays for the construction of new mosques so you can finally become a colony of your made up country
When you are an ally of the Ottoman Empire to keep Russia away from India so you defend the Bosphorus strait from the russian invasion in two wars but then Germany starts building a huge fleet so they become your enemy cause their Tanganika colony prevents you from uniting Cairo and Capetown with a railway so you become friends with Russia and send australians to invade the Bosphorus strait you prevented the russians to take just two decades ago so you can send weapons to Russia so they can kill germans but then the aussies get killed so you send a gay lord to ute llrab tribesman to fight the ottomans and then you give them all the oil fields in return creating the most wealthy monarchy in the world that starts promoting their version of radical islam. Then Germany recovers so you declare war on them and help the soviets invade them and also promise India independence if they help but then you don't give it to them so you send a british agent to larp as a pakistan nationalist wich is a made up term and you create a new made up islamic country so India gets cut of the Persian oil but then the leader of Persia becomes too much of a commie so you make a coup and put a friendly dictator there making the Pakistan thing useless but they now have nuclear power cause China gave it to them to keep India at bay in the Himalaya and China is an ally of Russia, the nation you helped in the last two world wars but now have sponsored all anticolonial rebellions so at the end you don't even build that f------ railway cause you lose all your colonies and your precious fleet and even though Germany has been defeated two times they somehow recover again and make themselves the leader of the European Union so you vote brexit so europeans stop coming and you can accept more pakistanis that feel like home cause you already have a muslim mayor in your capital and althought you think they will intergrate cause they speak english they keep being muslims cause your wealthy as f--- arab made up monarchy pays for the construction of new mosques so you can finally become a colony of your made up country

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russian hackers playing 10d chess memeball

When you play international 10-D chess and effectively control the entire media, the entire political establishment and the population of every nation around the world with your hackers
When you play international 10-D chess and effectively control the entire media, the entire political establishment and the population of every nation around the world with your hackers

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Japan's love for English

when you wear a shirt in english so that you can seem hip and cool with english speakers but you dont know english then an american punches you in the face because your shirt says "f--- you" but dont know why because you were too lazy to learn english in school so you just assume that he violated the NAP for no reason
when you wear a shirt in english so that you can seem hip and cool with english speakers but you dont know english then an american punches you in the face because your shirt says "f--- you" but dont know why because you were too lazy to learn english in school so you just assume that he violated the NAP for no reason

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Freddy Fazbear

when you shove an innocent security guard into an animatronic suit because he violated the NAP
when you shove an innocent security guard into an animatronic suit because he violated the NAP

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Townsville

when your city is more dangerous
when your city is more dangerous

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IED vandalism memeball

When you hit an IED while driving to work, and try to call a private ambulance but you get arrested because the IED was someone's private propertv.
When you hit an IED while driving to work, and try to call a private ambulance but you get arrested because the IED was someone's private propertv.

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Ancap Deescalation Memeball

When someone trespasses on your property accidentally and you politely ask them to leave instead of overreacting because you aren't insane
When someone trespasses on your property accidentally and you politely ask them to leave instead of overreacting because you aren't insane

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Ancap Copyright Memeball

When the local memelord copyrights the original AnCap smiley so you're stuck with this s----- uncopyrighted version
When the local memelord copyrights the original AnCap smiley so you're stuck with this s----- uncopyrighted version

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Ancap Consequences Memeball

When your neighbor accidentally walks onto your lawn so you decide to fire a McNuke at him, completely obliterating the threat to you NAP, but also killing you, him, and the hundreds of thousands of other people around you, and as you rot in hell for killing all those innocent people, you realize not only did you waste a s--- load of money on a single nuclear missile, you also completely obliterated any chance you had of getting any customers by ruining your public relations since people aren't going to do business with a person who killed hundreds of thousands of people and you would have also gotten a reputation as mentally unstable, so you realize the proper thing for you to do would have been to politely ask him to leave, and he probably would have done so
When your neighbor accidentally walks onto your lawn so you decide to fire a McNuke at him, completely obliterating the threat to you NAP, but also killing you, him, and the hundreds of thousands of other people around you, and as you rot in hell for killing all those innocent people, you realize not only did you waste a s--- load of money on a single nuclear missile, you also completely obliterated any chance you had of getting any customers by ruining your public relations since people aren't going to do business with a person who killed hundreds of thousands of people and you would have also gotten a reputation as mentally unstable, so you realize the proper thing for you to do would have been to politely ask him to leave, and he probably would have done so

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McPicardía

McWhen McMcDonald's McTrademarks McEvery McWord Mcln McExistance.
McWhen McMcDonald's McTrademarks McEvery McWord Mcln McExistance.

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Ancap Trial By Combat Memeball

The Telegraph Court refuses trial by combat By David Sapsted A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter.
The Telegraph Court refuses trial by combat By David Sapsted A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence. Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter.

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The Beacon of Democracy

When you're considered the leader of the free world and a beacon of democracy but you fund a fascist nation's conquest in Africa and then decide to fight them and then later lose a war to a bunch of illiterate farmers so you decide to supply actual terrorist groups in a hope to combat your cold war rival but then those terrorists attack you and you decide to use it as an excuse to take their oil so you invade their country and kill innocent civillians and torture and r--- random people you find in prisons but its okay because you've managed to brainwash your jingoist population into thinking you are doing good but also make them retarded and then start another cold war because mutually assured destruction is fun
When you're considered the leader of the free world and a beacon of democracy but you fund a fascist nation's conquest in Africa and then decide to fight them and then later lose a war to a bunch of illiterate farmers so you decide to supply actual terrorist groups in a hope to combat your cold war rival but then those terrorists attack you and you decide to use it as an excuse to take their oil so you invade their country and kill innocent civillians and torture and r--- random people you find in prisons but its okay because you've managed to brainwash your jingoist population into thinking you are doing good but also make them retarded and then start another cold war because mutually assured destruction is fun

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BMW

When you make such s----- engines that you the retard buying a BMW
When you make such s----- engines that you the retard buying a BMW

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When you suck so hard at football that you create your own game called football that you only play s...

When you suck so hard at football that you create your own game called football that you only play so that you can be the best at "football"
When you suck so hard at football that you create your own game called football that you only play so that you can be the best at "football"

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When you violate her NAP

When you violate her NAP
When you violate her NAP

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Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, Can you guess who the syndicate is going to sue?

VWhen you are living the anarcho-capitalist dream of using your fortune to make your industrial property an echo-chamber for your autistic vision of how the world should work so you can lock yourself inside it forever. But when you open your factory for visitors it is discovered that you are not only working out of the curret governmental labor laws, but also Ignoring basic safety and hygiene regulations But that's okay, because you're leaving your entire bu- siness on behalf of a poor boy with no training you just met, so he will be the one to answer for the countless lawsuits that the factory isabout to suffer he
VWhen you are living the anarcho-capitalist dream of using your fortune to make your industrial property an echo-chamber for your autistic vision of how the world should work so you can lock yourself inside it forever. But when you open your factory for visitors it is discovered that you are not only working out of the curret governmental labor laws, but also Ignoring basic safety and hygiene regulations But that's okay, because you're leaving your entire bu- siness on behalf of a poor boy with no training you just met, so he will be the one to answer for the countless lawsuits that the factory isabout to suffer he

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