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How the Qing dynasty happened

When the Chinese Empire calls you for help because a rebel leader occupied their capital and proclaimed himself emperor but you decide to capture the capital for yourself and become the next emperor
When the Chinese Empire calls you for help because a rebel leader occupied their capital and proclaimed himself emperor but you decide to capture the capital for yourself and become the next emperor

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Apple

When the man down the street eats an apple but another member of the commune wanted to eat a portion of said apple, so you organise a voluntary lynch mob and stone him to death
When the man down the street eats an apple but another member of the commune wanted to eat a portion of said apple, so you organise a voluntary lynch mob and stone him to death

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Relatable

When you argue that being a slave to the capitalist svstem (work or die) is immoral, and they shoot you in the back of the head and dump your body in a mass grave for not working
When you argue that being a slave to the capitalist svstem (work or die) is immoral, and they shoot you in the back of the head and dump your body in a mass grave for not working

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HEIL STALIN

when your comrade coworker points out that your branch of the factory doesn't produce anything but you already told the secret police that he's been hording toilet paper and he gets sent to the rock quarry
when your comrade coworker points out that your branch of the factory doesn't produce anything but you already told the secret police that he's been hording toilet paper and he gets sent to the rock quarry

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ancap

When you block out the Sun with a giant dome because you own a monopoly on lighbulbs
When you block out the Sun with a giant dome because you own a monopoly on lighbulbs

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oh no

When the warford acros the stretis hosing a real loud party for his child mail-order bnde but you launcha low missile at his house becausethe soundwares ntered or prviate ropety
When the warford acros the stretis hosing a real loud party for his child mail-order bnde but you launcha low missile at his house becausethe soundwares ntered or prviate ropety

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When all cattle in the region is owned by the local warlord so it's actually cheaper to buy more child slaves to grind up and feed to your current child slaves
When all cattle in the region is owned by the local warlord so it's actually cheaper to buy more child slaves to grind up and feed to your current child slaves

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relatable

when you lure your neighbour out in the middle of nowhere and buy up all the land around where he is standing and wait until he starves to death so that you can annex his house and murder his children for trespassing on your private property and sell their bodies to the local Mc Butchershop
when you lure your neighbour out in the middle of nowhere and buy up all the land around where he is standing and wait until he starves to death so that you can annex his house and murder his children for trespassing on your private property and sell their bodies to the local Mc Butchershop

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>WHENYOU MAKE ANCAP MEMES, BUT PEOPLE STEALTHEM, VIOLATING THE NAP SOYOU INGRAINA VIRUS INTO THE IMAGE SO THAT ANYONE WHO TAKES IT WILL BE FORCED TO SEND YOU 1 BITCOIN
>WHENYOU MAKE ANCAP MEMES, BUT PEOPLE STEALTHEM, VIOLATING THE NAP SOYOU INGRAINA VIRUS INTO THE IMAGE SO THAT ANYONE WHO TAKES IT WILL BE FORCED TO SEND YOU 1 BITCOIN

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Relatable

When you shoot your neighbor's escaped child sex slaves for starving on your lawn
When you shoot your neighbor's escaped child sex slaves for starving on your lawn

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Prussia ball

When the military budget is the same as the state budget
When the military budget is the same as the state budget

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Commie ball

When your commune elders decides to redistribute your daughter's virginity among the proletariat but you've been seizing her means of reproduction for years
When your commune elders decides to redistribute your daughter's virginity among the proletariat but you've been seizing her means of reproduction for years

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GTag

when the Coke™ Cola™ you ordered via drone service to avoid breaching the NAP by using roads is shot down by Pepsi causing a soda rocket being recreational fired into the Pepsi™ oil fields causing the imported Turkish Child slaves", to have aspartame induced seizures and the runoff leaks into your Bitcoin™ mining farm meaning you have to annex the nearest Coke™ field in order to recoup your losses and pay off your debt to the local McWarLord™ for eating McKidTM Burgers",
when the Coke™ Cola™ you ordered via drone service to avoid breaching the NAP by using roads is shot down by Pepsi causing a soda rocket being recreational fired into the Pepsi™ oil fields causing the imported Turkish Child slaves", to have aspartame induced seizures and the runoff leaks into your Bitcoin™ mining farm meaning you have to annex the nearest Coke™ field in order to recoup your losses and pay off your debt to the local McWarLord™ for eating McKidTM Burgers",

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This should probably be in the gallery as well

I have an unhealthy internet obsession & I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression
I have an unhealthy internet obsession & I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression

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Totally accurate and non-exaggerated depiction of feminism

When all men have their salary reduced by 50% to fix the wage gap and also they are all banned from public spaces during the weekend to make them safer, and they complain about discrimination but it's okay because reverse sexism doesn't exist
When all men have their salary reduced by 50% to fix the wage gap and also they are all banned from public spaces during the weekend to make them safer, and they complain about discrimination but it's okay because reverse sexism doesn't exist

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Nyancardía

Glottus QUE PICARDIA!
Glottus QUE PICARDIA!

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