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When you have a more adequate supply of kalashnikovs than food
![when you have a more adequate supply of kalashnikovs than food](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/092/a68.png)
![when you have a more adequate supply of kalashnikovs than food](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/092/a68.png)
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Earth's ecosystem
![When you manage to exist for billions of years in harmony and build a stable ecosystem but then some funny apes manage to destroy you in a couple of decades](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/090/5b4.png)
![When you manage to exist for billions of years in harmony and build a stable ecosystem but then some funny apes manage to destroy you in a couple of decades](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/090/5b4.png)
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When you love poor people so much that you consistently make more of them
![WHEN YOULOVE POORPEOPLE SOMUCH THAT YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKE MORE OFTHEM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/089/3f6.jpg)
![WHEN YOULOVE POORPEOPLE SOMUCH THAT YOU CONSISTENTLY MAKE MORE OFTHEM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/089/3f6.jpg)
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When you hate Trump so you double down on doing the shit that got him elected
![When you hate Trump so you double down on doing the s--- that got him elected](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/088/f74.jpg)
![When you hate Trump so you double down on doing the s--- that got him elected](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/088/f74.jpg)
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Rednecks
![When you call blacks lazy despite the only reason they are in your country is that you were too lazy too pick your own cotton.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/087/64b.png)
![When you call blacks lazy despite the only reason they are in your country is that you were too lazy too pick your own cotton.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/087/64b.png)
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When you subscribe to the "might is right" mindset but the christians were stronger than you
![when you subscribe to the 'might is right' mindset but the christians were stronger than you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/085/951.png)
![when you subscribe to the 'might is right' mindset but the christians were stronger than you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/085/951.png)
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Neo-paganism
![When you feel that Europe is too divided among three major interpretations of the same religion so it should implode into dozens of extinct religions for the sake of racial unity](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/082/429.png)
![When you feel that Europe is too divided among three major interpretations of the same religion so it should implode into dozens of extinct religions for the sake of racial unity](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/082/429.png)
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Catholic Church
![When you run a Cash4Heaven scam based on a forged document and spend hundreds of years persecuting and killing fellow Christians but it's okay because a misinterpreted verse from the Bible tells you that you're the TrueTM Church of God®"M](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/079/f88.png)
![When you run a Cash4Heaven scam based on a forged document and spend hundreds of years persecuting and killing fellow Christians but it's okay because a misinterpreted verse from the Bible tells you that you're the TrueTM Church of God®"M](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/079/f88.png)
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When there's roads
![When there's roads](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/078/f02.jpg)
![When there's roads](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/078/f02.jpg)
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When you collectively run farms
![When your collectively run farms inevitably fail and famine sets in, but yoiu remember that at least youre not being exploited by the bourgeouise](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/077/80d.jpg)
![When your collectively run farms inevitably fail and famine sets in, but yoiu remember that at least youre not being exploited by the bourgeouise](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/077/80d.jpg)
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Transhumanism
![When you get your cyborg ass kicked while doing your private security job for an African government, and fail so hard that you lose an eye, and the government you where protecting falls to a group of superior cyborg war mongeres So you decided to upgrade your cyborg body with nanomachines. Now you are the most cyborg on the planet and dominate every cyborg involed in the orginal take over of the country you where trying to protect. And along the way you discover a world wide conspiracy about the war mongerers abducting homeless children and converting them into cyborgs. Now you set out on an adventure to save those innocent kids, before they can be turned into cyborgs This leads you to dueling the cyborg who made you blind in one eye. Surpisingly you are evenly matched, but becaus his own morality is in qu potential and he ust. Now you set off to go to a privatly owned space firm to get a flight to Afghanistan at mach 23 to stop an assasination attempt on the belt-weight panzy American president, because his death will throw the world into WWIII, which will cause the need for private military companies to skyrocket. Just like the good ol' days after 9/11. But after searching through the base, you discover that the president has not landed yet, but you do find dead American soldiers. Then from out of no where a massive earthquake happens, and the ground begins to rip open, revealing a massive spider-robot equiped with lazers, high frequency blades, and armor so thick it can stop nuclear explosions. Out of the robot's cockpit a senator walks out and personally has a debate with you, telling you that war is good for the econemy. And that PMCs, arms manufactorers are all job creators, and that a little war can work wonders So you start to attack the mech by systematically cutting of each of it's limbs. After cutting of it's high frequency blade you use the mech's own sword to slash it into a million slices. You procede to jump on the mech and take the senator out of the mech. But before you can do that, he walks out of the mech unscratched, and uses the remaining electrical power of the mech to power him self up. Who then effortlessly beats the remaining living crap out of you. After breaking your only weapon. You ask him "Why won't you die!". He procedes to flex so hard he rips off his shirt, revealing a metal like skin, and pump like heart "NANOMACHINES SON, they harden in response to phisical trauma". After another barage of very brutal blows You call him a "typical politician, and call him out on his claims". Who comes back with a varyation of Martin se is more I have a Dream Speech". "I have a dream, that one day, every person in this national wi ro ere own ommi an the individual, not the other wav around! Where power and j e are back where they belong! In the hands of the people! Where everyman is free, to think, to act r himself!" You call his ideas, "Batshit insane". The senator, ge s a crater around the two of you. You are about to pass out, litterally coughing up blood, but then your friend hands mach 23 plane ride to Afgahnistan. With a brand new sword nt magma errupts from it. You d you a sword from a cybor g you fought prior t getting your ge then jumps out of spider robot you destroyed and he throws i your new sword you cut into p you smack him on the head with your sword, and catch him like an akido master and throw him into the remains of the spider robot, which fall on top of him. In anger the senator screems so hard he throws the wreckage off of him. Then crater, and grabs a remain from th mps after you, but arms with your swor and you Now the senator is 200% MAD. You del to the senator's head, incapacitating him. Giving you the oportunity to rip out his mechanical heart. Now the senator is dying. He hugs you and tells you that the "Status Quo will ur swO and im ns e 1 u carve your own path, an legal iri I b------- get in the way" And that you two ere](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/074/219.png)
![When you get your cyborg ass kicked while doing your private security job for an African government, and fail so hard that you lose an eye, and the government you where protecting falls to a group of superior cyborg war mongeres So you decided to upgrade your cyborg body with nanomachines. Now you are the most cyborg on the planet and dominate every cyborg involed in the orginal take over of the country you where trying to protect. And along the way you discover a world wide conspiracy about the war mongerers abducting homeless children and converting them into cyborgs. Now you set out on an adventure to save those innocent kids, before they can be turned into cyborgs This leads you to dueling the cyborg who made you blind in one eye. Surpisingly you are evenly matched, but becaus his own morality is in qu potential and he ust. Now you set off to go to a privatly owned space firm to get a flight to Afghanistan at mach 23 to stop an assasination attempt on the belt-weight panzy American president, because his death will throw the world into WWIII, which will cause the need for private military companies to skyrocket. Just like the good ol' days after 9/11. But after searching through the base, you discover that the president has not landed yet, but you do find dead American soldiers. Then from out of no where a massive earthquake happens, and the ground begins to rip open, revealing a massive spider-robot equiped with lazers, high frequency blades, and armor so thick it can stop nuclear explosions. Out of the robot's cockpit a senator walks out and personally has a debate with you, telling you that war is good for the econemy. And that PMCs, arms manufactorers are all job creators, and that a little war can work wonders So you start to attack the mech by systematically cutting of each of it's limbs. After cutting of it's high frequency blade you use the mech's own sword to slash it into a million slices. You procede to jump on the mech and take the senator out of the mech. But before you can do that, he walks out of the mech unscratched, and uses the remaining electrical power of the mech to power him self up. Who then effortlessly beats the remaining living crap out of you. After breaking your only weapon. You ask him "Why won't you die!". He procedes to flex so hard he rips off his shirt, revealing a metal like skin, and pump like heart "NANOMACHINES SON, they harden in response to phisical trauma". After another barage of very brutal blows You call him a "typical politician, and call him out on his claims". Who comes back with a varyation of Martin se is more I have a Dream Speech". "I have a dream, that one day, every person in this national wi ro ere own ommi an the individual, not the other wav around! Where power and j e are back where they belong! In the hands of the people! Where everyman is free, to think, to act r himself!" You call his ideas, "Batshit insane". The senator, ge s a crater around the two of you. You are about to pass out, litterally coughing up blood, but then your friend hands mach 23 plane ride to Afgahnistan. With a brand new sword nt magma errupts from it. You d you a sword from a cybor g you fought prior t getting your ge then jumps out of spider robot you destroyed and he throws i your new sword you cut into p you smack him on the head with your sword, and catch him like an akido master and throw him into the remains of the spider robot, which fall on top of him. In anger the senator screems so hard he throws the wreckage off of him. Then crater, and grabs a remain from th mps after you, but arms with your swor and you Now the senator is 200% MAD. You del to the senator's head, incapacitating him. Giving you the oportunity to rip out his mechanical heart. Now the senator is dying. He hugs you and tells you that the "Status Quo will ur swO and im ns e 1 u carve your own path, an legal iri I b------- get in the way" And that you two ere](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/074/219.png)
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When you survive centuries of oppression under arabs, mongols and/or turks without going full muslim
![When you survive centuries of oppression, subjugation and genocide under Arabs, Mongols and/or Turks without going full Muslim or castrating your culture](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/073/93c.png)
![When you survive centuries of oppression, subjugation and genocide under Arabs, Mongols and/or Turks without going full Muslim or castrating your culture](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/073/93c.png)
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Austria-Hungary
![When your empire already includes a trillion ethnicities but you decide to annex more slavs, leading a Serb to shoot your crown prince so you decide to annex Serbia but this causes Russia to declare war on you which causes Germany to declare war on Russia which causes Britain and France to declare war on Germany causing a worldwide war leading to the dissolution of your meme empire](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/071/a2f.png)
![When your empire already includes a trillion ethnicities but you decide to annex more slavs, leading a Serb to shoot your crown prince so you decide to annex Serbia but this causes Russia to declare war on you which causes Germany to declare war on Russia which causes Britain and France to declare war on Germany causing a worldwide war leading to the dissolution of your meme empire](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/071/a2f.png)
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Spurdo
![When you but benis in bagina :DDD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/069/3f7.jpg)
![When you but benis in bagina :DDD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/069/3f7.jpg)
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When you die out in one generation
![when you die out in one generation because you're f------ gay and didn't think this through](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/068/504.jpg)
![when you die out in one generation because you're f------ gay and didn't think this through](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/068/504.jpg)
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Charlottesville car attack
![Because for some reason you consider your self to be right winged (even though you are not right winged in an economical or social definition) you decide to join and hijack the Right Alliance Protest, doing roman salutes and hailing to Hitler. Then one of your members loses it and uses is car to plow through 20 people, killing one person resulting in the second worst white supermacist attack in history. So you autisticly decide to find his idenity and discover that he was posting Alt-right memes to his facebook profile, throwing you into full panic mode. So you autisticly decide to come up with someway to do damage control so you invent a conspiracy that he is a Jewish subversion, even though the only evidence that would suport this is his mother being 50% jewish. Making everyone who is right winged look violent and insane.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/382/067/edf.jpg)
![Because for some reason you consider your self to be right winged (even though you are not right winged in an economical or social definition) you decide to join and hijack the Right Alliance Protest, doing roman salutes and hailing to Hitler. Then one of your members loses it and uses is car to plow through 20 people, killing one person resulting in the second worst white supermacist attack in history. So you autisticly decide to find his idenity and discover that he was posting Alt-right memes to his facebook profile, throwing you into full panic mode. So you autisticly decide to come up with someway to do damage control so you invent a conspiracy that he is a Jewish subversion, even though the only evidence that would suport this is his mother being 50% jewish. Making everyone who is right winged look violent and insane.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/067/edf.jpg)
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