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Even Zeus can't take serious Greece

Griechenland, sie haben must make reformations so country can out of s--- and into prosper, like herrlich Deutschland. F--- you, Nazi, I will make reform on you face. Griechenland, ist try to hel- NO, F------- TO YOU NAZIMANY, I MAKE THE PRAYS TO BIG CLOUD GOD ZEUS, HE WILL SIDE FOR ME AND STRIKE DOWN EVIL YOU HE CLOUDS ARE GATHERED, MIGHTY FATHER ZEUS HAS HEARD MINE PLEA, HIS RAGE AT MANY INSULTS LIKE MAKING PAY OF DEBTS, REMOVING CORRUPT S--- GOVERNMENT SYSTEMS, REFORMS TO TAX COLLECTION, NOT HAVING MUCH LIES ON DOCUMENTS, IS TO0 MUCH FOR ASKING SPARTA IS STRONK, ATHENS IS CULTURE, NO NEED FOR BARBARIANS TO NORTH DACIA TO COME DESTROY AMAZING BEAUTIFUL GREEK LANDS SO F------ THE OFF YOU WORST REMOVE NAZI BUT GIBE MONEY BEFORE AND NOW ZEUS MAKE UNLEASH BIG MIGHTY THUNDERBOLT OF DOOM THAT STRIKE DOWN THE EVIL ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL Stop doing silly, wir must work for is huge amount. Ok, I listen for cough what have to say Ja, glad for change heart.

Griechenland, sie haben must make reformations so country can out of s--- and into prosper, like herrlich Deutschland. F--- you, Nazi, I will make reform on you face. Griechenland, ist try to hel- NO, F------- TO YOU NAZIMANY, I MAKE THE PRAYS TO BIG CLOUD GOD ZEUS, HE WILL SIDE FOR ME AND STRIKE DOWN EVIL YOU HE CLOUDS ARE GATHERED, MIGHTY FATHER ZEUS HAS HEARD MINE PLEA, HIS RAGE AT MANY INSULTS LIKE MAKING PAY OF DEBTS, REMOVING CORRUPT S--- GOVERNMENT SYSTEMS, REFORMS TO TAX COLLECTION, NOT HAVING MUCH LIES ON DOCUMENTS, IS TO0 MUCH FOR ASKING SPARTA IS STRONK, ATHENS IS CULTURE, NO NEED FOR BARBARIANS TO NORTH DACIA TO COME DESTROY AMAZING BEAUTIFUL GREEK LANDS SO F------ THE OFF YOU WORST REMOVE NAZI BUT GIBE MONEY BEFORE AND NOW ZEUS MAKE UNLEASH BIG MIGHTY THUNDERBOLT OF DOOM THAT STRIKE DOWN THE EVIL ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL Stop doing silly, wir must work for is huge amount. Ok, I listen for cough what have to say Ja, glad for change heart.

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Remember kids: always pay your denbts

In last. vacations at Greece. HR Hello Elláda! What is wrong? sand grain #100356278. seized for denbt payment. sand grain #100356279-seized

In last. vacations at Greece. HR Hello Elláda! What is wrong? sand grain #100356278. seized for denbt payment. sand grain #100356279-seized

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I. WANT. A. BURGER W-was möchten Sie? JESUS CHRIST SPEAK ENGLISH Was? Good lord, look at this a------ WHY AREN'T YOU JUST SPEAKING ENGLISH. What kind of d--- goes somewhere that doesn't speak English and expects everyone to speak it to him anyway? GUY ON THE GEMAN Enish dc THERE WAS A GERMANN GUY ON THE TRAIN AND HE COULD SPEAK ENGLISH Christ, that level of entitlement...

I. WANT. A. BURGER W-was möchten Sie? JESUS CHRIST SPEAK ENGLISH Was? Good lord, look at this a------ WHY AREN'T YOU JUST SPEAKING ENGLISH. What kind of d--- goes somewhere that doesn't speak English and expects everyone to speak it to him anyway? GUY ON THE GEMAN Enish dc THERE WAS A GERMANN GUY ON THE TRAIN AND HE COULD SPEAK ENGLISH Christ, that level of entitlement...

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You had one wish Greece, one wish

Ack, my stomach is of growlings I wish I had somethings to eat... GRAWR AHHH! Wow that is of amazings! A yupo has appeareds right before m- Wait a minutes.. I wish I had monies! Hmm that is of stranges I wond--wait what is this inking on my calendar? 12 One Free VWish Da'y 14 DoN THIS UP! OH S-------- F--- I FORGOT NOOOOOOOOOoOO Wöw Eesti you are süch shining example of Nordic cultures, please jdinings uS Dios mi It works Wow guys thanks you so mu-wait where's Finlan? HELPINGS ME I HAVES NO IDEA HOW TO FLYING THIS THING t's... sniff NATED ODKA Argentina tu are un geni0S FOOKIN C----. WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW? WHITE PAINT

Ack, my stomach is of growlings I wish I had somethings to eat... GRAWR AHHH! Wow that is of amazings! A yupo has appeareds right before m- Wait a minutes.. I wish I had monies! Hmm that is of stranges I wond--wait what is this inking on my calendar? 12 One Free VWish Da'y 14 DoN THIS UP! OH S-------- F--- I FORGOT NOOOOOOOOOoOO Wöw Eesti you are süch shining example of Nordic cultures, please jdinings uS Dios mi It works Wow guys thanks you so mu-wait where's Finlan? HELPINGS ME I HAVES NO IDEA HOW TO FLYING THIS THING t's... sniff NATED ODKA Argentina tu are un geni0S FOOKIN C----. WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW? WHITE PAINT

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Visit China before China visit you

BLAZIR I tonight 9pm hos Your time have to come? Sorry, but I unfortunate not same continent as you so come too far away, cannot be. You cannot my place? ay is no worry China come is your place

BLAZIR I tonight 9pm hos Your time have to come? Sorry, but I unfortunate not same continent as you so come too far away, cannot be. You cannot my place? ay is no worry China come is your place

Unidentified Flying Country

OMEW Hey looking Ithink it moved Wish we had else thing to do KURWA! What be that?! Huh? Woah, this crazy Is America's drone maybe? TRRR ZWoON I think it will going to poop something It's... It's Jeezus! He finally back! He descending from heavens to save us from gay-gender and rossja Hm, no think that's Jeezus no, Polen... But then...who this clay is? Hm, let's into analyse it. Complex language... Weird eyes... Polen, I think know where this clay belong Whatu f---

OMEW Hey looking Ithink it moved Wish we had else thing to do KURWA! What be that?! Huh? Woah, this crazy Is America's drone maybe? TRRR ZWoON I think it will going to poop something It's... It's Jeezus! He finally back! He descending from heavens to save us from gay-gender and rossja Hm, no think that's Jeezus no, Polen... But then...who this clay is? Hm, let's into analyse it. Complex language... Weird eyes... Polen, I think know where this clay belong Whatu f---

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This one was a hell of a ride...

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Oh Russland, yuo clever commie troll bastard

Rosja.. . About things manly man. can me ask question? Rossiya expert at the being manly chelovek Ask question, make learning comrade. Rosja, you be manly man macho, yes? There can be none more macho than Rossiya And you not approving of genders, yes? Gender be abomination, Rossiya remove Then why tutus? Tutus represent love for Bolshoi Ballet, Rossiya likes much. But is Ballet not of the gender thing? Polsho, allows mya scientific explain. Consider me question. Tell mya, comrade, do you like music show on stage? Yes do, I love the heavy metals very much! Judas Papiez, Cathollica, Iron Martyr, Megasaint, in frilly tutus outfits, dancing to classic musics, da? so many rocks, the stage show me like much! Sensible, naw consider this, Ballet is pretty girls Yes, they be pretty,and girls, still kinda for genders though. Marxism-Leninism teaches us that manly chelovek likes girls, Manly comrade likes what girls do, from dancing to mending trousers. To contrast, Metal show is sweaty mens in tight pants jumping around. Do you like the sweaty mens with tight trousers jumping up and down, Polsho? Niemcy before you saying anything. Yes, it be true, we is manly mens macho, and we like the pretty girls much, not be genders.

Rosja.. . About things manly man. can me ask question? Rossiya expert at the being manly chelovek Ask question, make learning comrade. Rosja, you be manly man macho, yes? There can be none more macho than Rossiya And you not approving of genders, yes? Gender be abomination, Rossiya remove Then why tutus? Tutus represent love for Bolshoi Ballet, Rossiya likes much. But is Ballet not of the gender thing? Polsho, allows mya scientific explain. Consider me question. Tell mya, comrade, do you like music show on stage? Yes do, I love the heavy metals very much! Judas Papiez, Cathollica, Iron Martyr, Megasaint, in frilly tutus outfits, dancing to classic musics, da? so many rocks, the stage show me like much! Sensible, naw consider this, Ballet is pretty girls Yes, they be pretty,and girls, still kinda for genders though. Marxism-Leninism teaches us that manly chelovek likes girls, Manly comrade likes what girls do, from dancing to mending trousers. To contrast, Metal show is sweaty mens in tight pants jumping around. Do you like the sweaty mens with tight trousers jumping up and down, Polsho? Niemcy before you saying anything. Yes, it be true, we is manly mens macho, and we like the pretty girls much, not be genders.

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The Eurozone Crisis: Germany's Folly

i wanna build ts o' houses that no one Wants ta buy)! Sounds gut, here is loan I wants (to burn) ots of monies and rolling around in the ašhes) Sounds gut, here is loan Gnurgle urgle Sounds gut, here IS。an Hey bro (garbage subprime) you want some Il these Sounds gut, Wait, reall Are vou sure you don't want to double-check them for any uh... shady business? No. I trust that alle be in ordnung OK we re all broke! HOW THIS HAPPEN!?

i wanna build ts o' houses that no one Wants ta buy)! Sounds gut, here is loan I wants (to burn) ots of monies and rolling around in the ašhes) Sounds gut, here is loan Gnurgle urgle Sounds gut, here IS。an Hey bro (garbage subprime) you want some Il these Sounds gut, Wait, reall Are vou sure you don't want to double-check them for any uh... shady business? No. I trust that alle be in ordnung OK we re all broke! HOW THIS HAPPEN!?

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America wins at soccer

America f--- yeah, best in soccer! We're number 1! Amerika, does vou have brain damage from too much hand-egg, or are du just stupid In das World Cup of FOOTBALL, du could not even into quarter-finals You was lose to Belgium Could nein even beat irrelevant surrender-kacke s----waffle Cleaning das scheise out the ears und Tisten: Deutschland is football world champion, not dummkopf burger But I didn't mean me I meant her! Hey bro I'm feeling patriotic Bring me the coldest, wateriest Bud Light in all the land

America f--- yeah, best in soccer! We're number 1! Amerika, does vou have brain damage from too much hand-egg, or are du just stupid In das World Cup of FOOTBALL, du could not even into quarter-finals You was lose to Belgium Could nein even beat irrelevant surrender-kacke s----waffle Cleaning das scheise out the ears und Tisten: Deutschland is football world champion, not dummkopf burger But I didn't mean me I meant her! Hey bro I'm feeling patriotic Bring me the coldest, wateriest Bud Light in all the land

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2keks

Oi! Make your way out of these waters, you stinking Spanish scallywag! Are yuo threat me? With that malísimo ship of your? iBring it on, maldito inglése! Il challenge you! En ga Yuo wont get my colonias that easy! ¡Vamos! It is I who rule the seven seas and an Empire where the Sun never sets! Shut yuor mouth, you know that I had the such empire even before you knew to sail set to west! Duitsland! Are je in there? Was ist es, Niederlande? Can je see wat Spanje and Brittannië are doing? Should we not do something te it? 衫ell, Jcb woulD n1cbt minb sic like 31s aktually.. Muh Armada Best imperio Muh empire wot 1588 worst year of life Britannia rule the 1on1 m8

Oi! Make your way out of these waters, you stinking Spanish scallywag! Are yuo threat me? With that malísimo ship of your? iBring it on, maldito inglése! Il challenge you! En ga Yuo wont get my colonias that easy! ¡Vamos! It is I who rule the seven seas and an Empire where the Sun never sets! Shut yuor mouth, you know that I had the such empire even before you knew to sail set to west! Duitsland! Are je in there? Was ist es, Niederlande? Can je see wat Spanje and Brittannië are doing? Should we not do something te it? 衫ell, Jcb woulD n1cbt minb sic like 31s aktually.. Muh Armada Best imperio Muh empire wot 1588 worst year of life Britannia rule the 1on1 m8

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Democracy never fails

Pay denbts No Of wait! Am mighty descendant of the glorious ancient Eλλáδα. Must decide pay denbts or no pay denbts with... DEMOCRACY 1 Pay denbts No 大

Pay denbts No Of wait! Am mighty descendant of the glorious ancient Eλλáδα. Must decide pay denbts or no pay denbts with... DEMOCRACY 1 Pay denbts No 大

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Freedom is the only way, yeah!

DAY MONTH AM DAY Maybe he won't make such a big deal of it this year

DAY MONTH AM DAY Maybe he won't make such a big deal of it this year

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You assholes!!

sup Euro-poors Soup insensitive! Hey-o Islamo Go f----- yuoself! AId MY BIRTHDAY WAS 3 DAYS AGO! YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT NYBODY BUT YOURSELF!!! eh! He- Happy Birthday to Happy Birthday to sniff eat away my ms Happy Birthday... 239

sup Euro-poors Soup insensitive! Hey-o Islamo Go f----- yuoself! AId MY BIRTHDAY WAS 3 DAYS AGO! YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT NYBODY BUT YOURSELF!!! eh! He- Happy Birthday to Happy Birthday to sniff eat away my ms Happy Birthday... 239

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lol Australia

This here is the bald eagle, you commies. It's the symbol of the greatest country around. Its big, majestic and brave like me It's also on risk of being extincted but nevermind that. Here is big peacock. Very beautie is not? Also very legal. Have all documents somewhere home Want buy? Zis is golden eagle.Do no judge is nothing to do with nazi nothing at all Pls no nuremberg again Pakistan can into national bird too! There it com-

This here is the bald eagle, you commies. It's the symbol of the greatest country around. Its big, majestic and brave like me It's also on risk of being extincted but nevermind that. Here is big peacock. Very beautie is not? Also very legal. Have all documents somewhere home Want buy? Zis is golden eagle.Do no judge is nothing to do with nazi nothing at all Pls no nuremberg again Pakistan can into national bird too! There it com-

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Polandball explains (sorta) the Greek debt

1990s DEBT DEBT SYDEBT NOT DEBT NO T DEBT 2001 NOT DEBT NOT DEBT Net 2 2009 Debi

1990s DEBT DEBT SYDEBT NOT DEBT NO T DEBT 2001 NOT DEBT NOT DEBT Net 2 2009 Debi

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"It's a beautiful day. Sky falls, you feel like"

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IT IS I THINK I'LL GO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE WHAT'S UP FELLOW CANADAS TALKING ABOOT SOMETHING FUN? WHO WANTS TO GO DRINK MAPLE SYRUP AT TIMMIES WE BASICALLY WON WWI BY OURSELVES VIMEY RIDGE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MILITARY BATTLE OF THE MODERN ERA CANADA INVENTED THE TELEPHONE quoi H-------- HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I GUESS SEPARATISM IS ALIVE AND WELL HUH WELL GO ON YOU P------------ LEAVE AND SEE IF I CARE DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO SHARE THEIR POUTINE OR MAPLE SYRUP WITH YOU F--- YOU WE CAN MAKE IT ON OUR OWN VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IT IS I THINK I'LL GO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE WHAT'S UP FELLOW CANADAS TALKING ABOOT SOMETHING FUN? WHO WANTS TO GO DRINK MAPLE SYRUP AT TIMMIES WE BASICALLY WON WWI BY OURSELVES VIMEY RIDGE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MILITARY BATTLE OF THE MODERN ERA CANADA INVENTED THE TELEPHONE quoi H-------- HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I GUESS SEPARATISM IS ALIVE AND WELL HUH WELL GO ON YOU P------------ LEAVE AND SEE IF I CARE DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO SHARE THEIR POUTINE OR MAPLE SYRUP WITH YOU F--- YOU WE CAN MAKE IT ON OUR OWN VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

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And everybody ate burgers and freedom. The End

OK, it's time for my daily check of things justifying my separation from that fat brute south of me Differences between me and United States: - l've ne ut people in t ncentr ps Smug Frenchie lives in the basement Oh, for now it's still goo- L'INDÉPENDANCE The time hath come. Guess which one of your provinces gave me the keys to the front door. O-ontario? Bingo.

OK, it's time for my daily check of things justifying my separation from that fat brute south of me Differences between me and United States: - l've ne ut people in t ncentr ps Smug Frenchie lives in the basement Oh, for now it's still goo- L'INDÉPENDANCE The time hath come. Guess which one of your provinces gave me the keys to the front door. O-ontario? Bingo.

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Nice try Russland, nice try

HELLO FRIENDS! you never guess! I just come across a document of old soviet days! and it say clear that break away from union was illegal! we don't want be illegal, rigth? so now you little s---- can reunite with mother russia! are you happy? I was just f--- off I sanctions yuo

HELLO FRIENDS! you never guess! I just come across a document of old soviet days! and it say clear that break away from union was illegal! we don't want be illegal, rigth? so now you little s---- can reunite with mother russia! are you happy? I was just f--- off I sanctions yuo

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G4 FTW!!

Fow.ce, ch ρ we of needing changes to Security Council.World moving but coundl is not. Others wantings to join. Here is G4 We of second biggest contributer to United Nations Much financial aid and peacefur foreign poricy pologize for WW ノーNo Apologize for WWw ノーNo No seat for JAPAN Am of bisgest democracg and big mlitary, with nukeal t supportings Japan But is of friend Gt Al NO INDIA Dont support No seat INDIA AND LAND FOR SOUTH AMERICA No BUT OF NO SOUTH AMERICAN ON SECURITY COUNCIL.I CAN BEING REPRESENATATIVE YUO DONT EVEN SPEAKINGS e are of better uo don't matte BRAZIL 3rd largest UN funder, 4th largest GDP, and 3rd largest world exporter! Ich important! We recommendings a EU seat. A Europe for all But...yuo of not understandings.. Ich am the EU GERMANY We are most advanced African countries. The council is of needings more diversity and we are of prepared to oh ok... Was that all of them? Shi de So we didnt accomplish anything? Shi de Siil Most ther UNSC Members Right-o chapl Excellent session today! The strength of Security I shows again Well good job Shi de, Shi de Maybe we Status quo est quo just as much next timel

Fow.ce, ch ρ we of needing changes to Security Council.World moving but coundl is not. Others wantings to join. Here is G4 We of second biggest contributer to United Nations Much financial aid and peacefur foreign poricy pologize for WW ノーNo Apologize for WWw ノーNo No seat for JAPAN Am of bisgest democracg and big mlitary, with nukeal t supportings Japan But is of friend Gt Al NO INDIA Dont support No seat INDIA AND LAND FOR SOUTH AMERICA No BUT OF NO SOUTH AMERICAN ON SECURITY COUNCIL.I CAN BEING REPRESENATATIVE YUO DONT EVEN SPEAKINGS e are of better uo don't matte BRAZIL 3rd largest UN funder, 4th largest GDP, and 3rd largest world exporter! Ich important! We recommendings a EU seat. A Europe for all But...yuo of not understandings.. Ich am the EU GERMANY We are most advanced African countries. The council is of needings more diversity and we are of prepared to oh ok... Was that all of them? Shi de So we didnt accomplish anything? Shi de Siil Most ther UNSC Members Right-o chapl Excellent session today! The strength of Security I shows again Well good job Shi de, Shi de Maybe we Status quo est quo just as much next timel

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