Don't tell the Americans that nobody here cares about the revolutionary war because this motherfucker

started shit right afterwards and the French are our favourite people to fight.

I know Napoleon, that guy is directly responsible for my family coming to the U.S. :
>Be my great great great great Grandfather.
>Be French sometime around the late 1700's-early 1800's.
>Get conscripted for an army that's trying to conquer Europe.
>Lol, no thanks.
>Buy tickets to America for wife and kids.
>Get sailor friend to sneak you on board inside of a pickle barrel.
>Live rest of life in America with wife and kids.