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South Sudan learns about governance

So how do the government Britain? Well my sub-saharan chum there are many different ways clays operate internally Germany has a very rigid set of rules and rotas... in akkordance mit article 143 of ze consitution subsection 3 line 17 Ich hereby ordain you chancellor clay. ja much rule moin grüß gott very regulation mauer mauer Belgium has split personality disorder... America has a similar condition, but worse And how is you internal operate do? Ah!, let me tell you! No, Scotland mru Hoffwn gael rhyw gyda defaid ach, wae not? norn iron Ah've just about had it wi' you runnin about tellen us celts wat tae do England, wont ye let one o us take control fur a wee bit? Listen here you glorified pile of rocks, Ive been running the show here since 1707 and I'm not about to stop. The only reason I let Ireland go and not you is because North Sea oil and a place to park trident subs. My population is 10 times the size of yours and about 100 times more useful, all you do is eat deep fried mars bars sheeps innards, play that hateful "instrument" you call bagpipes and drink too much. So piss off you irrelevant shitclay, go and hang out with Wales and shag sheep and babble incoherently or whatever it is he does, and let the real clays run the show you give me Scotland, it's yer tern to clean up after Wales Rydw i wedi trechu yn fy dillad isaf eto Alba gu brath? Mae'n ddrwg gen i frodyr
So how do the government Britain? Well my sub-saharan chum there are many different ways clays operate internally Germany has a very rigid set of rules and rotas... in akkordance mit article 143 of ze consitution subsection 3 line 17 Ich hereby ordain you chancellor clay. ja much rule moin grüß gott very regulation mauer mauer Belgium has split personality disorder... America has a similar condition, but worse And how is you internal operate do? Ah!, let me tell you! No, Scotland mru Hoffwn gael rhyw gyda defaid ach, wae not? norn iron Ah've just about had it wi' you runnin about tellen us celts wat tae do England, wont ye let one o us take control fur a wee bit? Listen here you glorified pile of rocks, Ive been running the show here since 1707 and I'm not about to stop. The only reason I let Ireland go and not you is because North Sea oil and a place to park trident subs. My population is 10 times the size of yours and about 100 times more useful, all you do is eat deep fried mars bars sheeps innards, play that hateful "instrument" you call bagpipes and drink too much. So piss off you irrelevant shitclay, go and hang out with Wales and shag sheep and babble incoherently or whatever it is he does, and let the real clays run the show you give me Scotland, it's yer tern to clean up after Wales Rydw i wedi trechu yn fy dillad isaf eto Alba gu brath? Mae'n ddrwg gen i frodyr

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Britain's Collection

Knock Knock JEEZUSFOCKINCHROISTWHOZAT 2 Ah, Canada Hey dad What can do for you? I'm worried about America, he's trying to act like he's younger Identity crisis eh? Help me roll up this rug Follow me What? I don't understand What's all this dad? This is where I keep all of my loot, keepsakes and other special items Eclo only De-Dah I've got something that might help your brother In here somewhere Give America this, go and remind him he's always been a rebellious little s---, but we still love him Ah hah! What is it? Tea from the Boston Tea Party! Thanks dad! What the f--- is this? Why are you handing me a mouldy old leaf? It's tea you threw into Boston harbour all those years ago Dad gave it to me MACA ACA / I knew we should've put Shim in a home Look, America what I'm trying to say is that it doesn't matter if you're not how you once were, you've always been rebellious and special, and we still love you MAGA That's really f------ gay Canada
Knock Knock JEEZUSFOCKINCHROISTWHOZAT 2 Ah, Canada Hey dad What can do for you? I'm worried about America, he's trying to act like he's younger Identity crisis eh? Help me roll up this rug Follow me What? I don't understand What's all this dad? This is where I keep all of my loot, keepsakes and other special items Eclo only De-Dah I've got something that might help your brother In here somewhere Give America this, go and remind him he's always been a rebellious little s---, but we still love him Ah hah! What is it? Tea from the Boston Tea Party! Thanks dad! What the f--- is this? Why are you handing me a mouldy old leaf? It's tea you threw into Boston harbour all those years ago Dad gave it to me MACA ACA / I knew we should've put Shim in a home Look, America what I'm trying to say is that it doesn't matter if you're not how you once were, you've always been rebellious and special, and we still love you MAGA That's really f------ gay Canada

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World Policemen

1878 yay am be owie plox help Russia is try make kill Some clay being nustly taken? EEZUSFOCKINGCHROISTWHOZAT A nation in need? BRRRING BRRRING The European balance of power nreatened/212 To the rescue! Now feck off u c--- or oill blow yer whole fockin navy out the water ya t--- oy blin, ok. was haing fun L me think am terminaly i Marokko ist Deutsch! Eat scheisse Napoleon Je me Non, c'est Francais! well hold on chaps let's calm down see nuffin You just fockin clobbered Belgium! This means 0 Angleterre! Crikey im getting too for this bollocks I know! I shall build a machine to police the world for me! Now, League, Prime directive: world peace Please cease your hostilities and reach an Understood ok ok Please desist from your current hostilities no ERROR bollacks, hadnt thought of that DOES NOT COMPUTE l suppose we \ all have to do this war business again tal angy Bugger. I was enjoying my retirement Look son, I really am getting too old to be world policeman, and I can barely afford to stay afloat, let alone fight wars and? I need you to take up the family mantle I understand Now, it's a big resp yeah whatever dad ill do it You're not allowed goddamn Dubya-em-dees! Only I'm 0(o f--- yeah Now do as I tell you, you third world s---- America have you been abusing your power and taking advantage of smaller That's my boy! well duh
1878 yay am be owie plox help Russia is try make kill Some clay being nustly taken? EEZUSFOCKINGCHROISTWHOZAT A nation in need? BRRRING BRRRING The European balance of power nreatened/212 To the rescue! Now feck off u c--- or oill blow yer whole fockin navy out the water ya t--- oy blin, ok. was haing fun L me think am terminaly i Marokko ist Deutsch! Eat scheisse Napoleon Je me Non, c'est Francais! well hold on chaps let's calm down see nuffin You just fockin clobbered Belgium! This means 0 Angleterre! Crikey im getting too for this bollocks I know! I shall build a machine to police the world for me! Now, League, Prime directive: world peace Please cease your hostilities and reach an Understood ok ok Please desist from your current hostilities no ERROR bollacks, hadnt thought of that DOES NOT COMPUTE l suppose we \ all have to do this war business again tal angy Bugger. I was enjoying my retirement Look son, I really am getting too old to be world policeman, and I can barely afford to stay afloat, let alone fight wars and? I need you to take up the family mantle I understand Now, it's a big resp yeah whatever dad ill do it You're not allowed goddamn Dubya-em-dees! Only I'm 0(o f--- yeah Now do as I tell you, you third world s---- America have you been abusing your power and taking advantage of smaller That's my boy! well duh

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Masculine And Feminine Words in Different Languages

In-a my language, we can do the tellings of if a word is-a the male or female usually by seeing if it ends in the "A" or "E" or the "i" or "O" like-a Spanish In deutsche we also of have many of the masculine and feminine words but they are of the harder to the identifyings In English we don't need any genders for words because we don't look at our bloody cupboards and decide that it's a bloody boy or girl, you people are insane Only a complete t--- would think that something like a chair would be a male or female oh - I just happened to be spying-listening to you guys and I think that you are being pretty inconsiderate as we all know that there are at least 63 different genders and you should stop just labeling each item as male or female as that isn't fair to the item and it isn't very FreedomTM of you to do that How in hell are you two of related
In-a my language, we can do the tellings of if a word is-a the male or female usually by seeing if it ends in the "A" or "E" or the "i" or "O" like-a Spanish In deutsche we also of have many of the masculine and feminine words but they are of the harder to the identifyings In English we don't need any genders for words because we don't look at our bloody cupboards and decide that it's a bloody boy or girl, you people are insane Only a complete t--- would think that something like a chair would be a male or female oh - I just happened to be spying-listening to you guys and I think that you are being pretty inconsiderate as we all know that there are at least 63 different genders and you should stop just labeling each item as male or female as that isn't fair to the item and it isn't very FreedomTM of you to do that How in hell are you two of related

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Liquor bar

Here is of most... raffineaux of l'booze. Make from only most finesse grape, et aged to la perfecion! Très bon! tii» Aye, lad. It'sa fookin' piece 'a art this Whisky. Strong peaty taste, aged in real oak berrels 'n blended wi the tears o' fishermens' widows. Is a drink that'll put sum hair on yer chest. Wee bit more if ye don't mind... Is kvality vodka. If pinch nose, taste almost not like oven kleaner. And please to excuse traktor tyre, bar was explode
Here is of most... raffineaux of l'booze. Make from only most finesse grape, et aged to la perfecion! Très bon! tii» Aye, lad. It'sa fookin' piece 'a art this Whisky. Strong peaty taste, aged in real oak berrels 'n blended wi the tears o' fishermens' widows. Is a drink that'll put sum hair on yer chest. Wee bit more if ye don't mind... Is kvality vodka. If pinch nose, taste almost not like oven kleaner. And please to excuse traktor tyre, bar was explode

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Plappermaul

Kippis
Kippis

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Fishing by SJB95

Polska is do the fishing This is be boring 2 2 Look. Poland is dead in boat. Fate of Norns is await all Oh no is sad Jeg will ptwaan Now will Valhalla oh no Yes NG Praise Odin
Polska is do the fishing This is be boring 2 2 Look. Poland is dead in boat. Fate of Norns is await all Oh no is sad Jeg will ptwaan Now will Valhalla oh no Yes NG Praise Odin

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Oh Yeah!

1 point 7 minutes ago oh yeah. permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies
1 point 7 minutes ago oh yeah. permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies

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"This is what actually /pol/ believes"

I have not trust you Israel! You is control by Jews!Wait, what. ti Shalom. GET THEM OF! GET THEM OF!
I have not trust you Israel! You is control by Jews!Wait, what. ti Shalom. GET THEM OF! GET THEM OF!

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Danish food

du have want salt on foöd sir? ja. will say when enough.v ok
du have want salt on foöd sir? ja. will say when enough.v ok

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Mutualism and Ancap

CAN YOU WATCH MY PROPERTY FOR MEP I FORGOT SOMETHING IN MY CAR. THIS IS YOUR PROPERTY? SURE! THIS IS MY PROPERTY Mutualist property ethics in a comic.
CAN YOU WATCH MY PROPERTY FOR MEP I FORGOT SOMETHING IN MY CAR. THIS IS YOUR PROPERTY? SURE! THIS IS MY PROPERTY Mutualist property ethics in a comic.

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Sometimes I feel like no one respects me...

Stop clubbing seals! No. Stop chopping down your forests. Nao. Stop drawing p--- with children in it... please No. Sometimes I feel like no one respects me... Whaaat? That's nonsense! blghblgh
Stop clubbing seals! No. Stop chopping down your forests. Nao. Stop drawing p--- with children in it... please No. Sometimes I feel like no one respects me... Whaaat? That's nonsense! blghblgh

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the maginot line

LEFT EXIT (2 Maginot Line Ardennes Forest merde
LEFT EXIT (2 Maginot Line Ardennes Forest merde

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Countryballs are getting woke


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Desperate times, desperate measures

What do you mean by "How do you get money from Germany, again"?
What do you mean by "How do you get money from Germany, again"?

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Live and let die

book ow give n ond cn LIVE AND LET DIE Whit does ir mtter so yon? When yow got a job to o Nou gotta do it wel PLEASE NO ME PLEASE Because I'm the good guy. AAAARGBLB You gotta give the other felilow hell
book ow give n ond cn LIVE AND LET DIE Whit does ir mtter so yon? When yow got a job to o Nou gotta do it wel PLEASE NO ME PLEASE Because I'm the good guy. AAAARGBLB You gotta give the other felilow hell

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Social Democrats going the 'murican way

Sossarna då: Nyanlända kommer rädda välfärden och pensionerna! Sossarna nu: Oroas för ökning av nyanlända. SD
Sossarna då: Nyanlända kommer rädda välfärden och pensionerna! Sossarna nu: Oroas för ökning av nyanlända. SD

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Round one!

Let's get ready to rumble! SD
Let's get ready to rumble! SD

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SD hospitals ad

Kopiatorn och hyckleriet hos de andra partierna går på högvarv.
Kopiatorn och hyckleriet hos de andra partierna går på högvarv.

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MAD NAM: scotter road

1963 - Buddhist selfinto fire protest 1968- vietcong execution on street, saigon 1972 -South vietnam napalm attack on self 1954 -France has to go, forgets scooter Present toing into u intolovely MEDIUMOFCRE itness toi DUCK 'N COVER! f-- f-- f-- f-- SCOOTER ROALD NAM
1963 - Buddhist selfinto fire protest 1968- vietcong execution on street, saigon 1972 -South vietnam napalm attack on self 1954 -France has to go, forgets scooter Present toing into u intolovely MEDIUMOFCRE itness toi DUCK 'N COVER! f-- f-- f-- f-- SCOOTER ROALD NAM

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