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1878 yay am be owie plox help Russia is try make kill Some clay being nustly taken? EEZUSFOCKINGCHROISTWHOZAT A nation in need? BRRRING BRRRING The European balance of power nreatened/212 To the rescue! Now feck off u c--- or oill blow yer whole fockin navy out the water ya t--- oy blin, ok. was haing fun L me think am terminaly i Marokko ist Deutsch! Eat scheisse Napoleon Je me Non, c'est Francais! well hold on chaps let's calm down see nuffin You just fockin clobbered Belgium! This means 0 Angleterre! Crikey im getting too for this bollocks I know! I shall build a machine to police the world for me! Now, League, Prime directive: world peace Please cease your hostilities and reach an Understood ok ok Please desist from your current hostilities no ERROR bollacks, hadnt thought of that DOES NOT COMPUTE l suppose we \ all have to do this war business again tal angy Bugger. I was enjoying my retirement Look son, I really am getting too old to be world policeman, and I can barely afford to stay afloat, let alone fight wars and? I need you to take up the family mantle I understand Now, it's a big resp yeah whatever dad ill do it You're not allowed goddamn Dubya-em-dees! Only I'm 0(o f--- yeah Now do as I tell you, you third world s---- America have you been abusing your power and taking advantage of smaller That's my boy! well duh

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