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Authoritarian Sphecomyrma Parasaurolophus Corythosaurus Tyrannosaurus Shark Grass >Strikes fear into the hearts > THE HERD >Was she fluffy? Was she not? >Isolationist. > THE HERD of all (except Mosasaurs). >Has been around KNOWS BEST KNOWS BEST >Ran their own exclusive Doesn't matter, your bones have already been crushed ethnostate until they spread out the end of the Cretaceous. for millions of years, knows it >it's an old ant >idk what else >NEVER DENY >NEVER DENY between her will endure for you expected THE WILL OF massive jaws. millions more. THE WILL OF THE HERD THE HERD Iguanodon Lambeosaurus Maiasaura Protoceratops >Easily angered. >Engaged in a needless rivalry with the Velociraptors. Nigersaurus Postosuchus > Never deny the will of the, >Strang family values. >One of the last hurrahs of an > Ok, I get it, > You know where era of rauisuchid dominance. this is going. uh, herd. "the herd >Raised their kids >Believes himself to be superior to those newfandangled in massive knows best", breeding colonies. >Probably read them prehistoric manifestas at bedtime. dinosaurs. never deny the will of "How many of you f------ are there?" yadda yadda yadda. Spoiler alert: he wasn't. Allosaurus Triceratops >Lives in small but tight family units. Stegosaurus Pachycephalosaurus Tanystropheus Asteroceras >Ammonite. >Don't hurt him, he won't hurt you. >Hurt him, he'll impale you with his metre-long tail spikes. >Strength-based communal hierarchy. >Really long and stiff neck. >"I just wanna fish for god's >Abuses their power. >Loves harassing Stegosaurs. >Doesn't love fatal leg wounds. >Really successful subclass. >Protective instinct >Measure the >Everybody knows about him, but nobody knows him. >Lonely as s---. manifests in competitiveness and d--- measuring sake". height of their domes twice a day. contests. Gallimimus Coelophysis Argentinosaurus Dimorphodon Brontosaurus Mosasaurus >Knows that he's inferior, so he compensates by punching down and eating small >Used to be a revolutionary >ldentified as an >Basically back when dinosaurs weren't owns the Apatosaurus for 102 years. >Nobody knows dominant. mammals and insects. ocean. >Now painfully moderate. >Family took over after the >Massive flock mentality. what to call him >Runs away from everything. >P----. >F------ huge. >Nobody can kill Ichthyosaurs anymore. became him. extinct. Therizinosaurus Caihong Archaeopteryx Spinosaurus Quetzalcoatlus Ankylosaurus > Heavily armoured, both physically and emotionally. >Owns her body and won't let anyone see her soft underside. >Literally became semiaquatic to escape competition and monopolize a new food market. >Trend-setting iridescent feathers: you WISH you could look this fabulous. >Staunchly >Felt guilty about evolving from carnivores, so libertarian. >Died out when >Can run and >Tries to his land fly. liberate himself she's vegan now. >Still got massive- ass claws. dried >He will eat from the uD. your babies. ground. >RUN Alphadon Pteranodon Velociraptor Majungasaurus Oviraptor Big space rock >Flies wherever the wind >Complete >Hardcore survivalist. >Part of an >She protects her eggs >It's alright, it's just a takes him. anarchist. >Will eat you even if you're one of his underdog minority with her life. big space rock. group. >Knows that the >Highly promiscuous, loves flaunting his >Won't own hesitate established order decorative Wanders species. to eat yours. will be overthrown: it's just a matter of when. crest. the desert alone. >Loves to squabble with Protoceratops. >wait what the f--- it's getting closer- Libertarian Right Left

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Authoritarian Fluorine Gallium Neodymium Hydrogen Platinum Lead >Electrons are shared freely among all atoms > Feels superior due to its >Governs basically all rules of chemistry >Seldom bonds with other atoms >Known to viciously destroy >Extremely powerful magnet >Unites all types of metals value >Extremely dense other elements >is actually pretty useless to society >Collapses >Highly explosive >Protects fellow under the >Highly structured atoms from slightest heat radiation Antimony Radon Iron Americium Manganese lodine >Pretends to be an inert gas >Mark of industry >Bonds with itself >Wishes people would stop mistaking it for Magnesium >Will silently kill >Not actually as great as it used >AMERICA! F--- YEAH >Strictly monogomous >"Abolish all to be currency" you STATES LONG TERM AVERAGE pCi 078 MAKE AMERICA UNITED GREAT AGAIN SHORT TERM AVERAGE RESERVE 124 DAY ट3RD money printer go brrrr Tin Охygen Silicon Titanium Gold >Most common element Copper >Known for making alloys with >Arguably the most relevant >Lightweight and powerful >Extremely smug other metals >Willing to bond with pretty much anything >Most underappreciated >Corrosion resistant >Weak and brittle on its own, >Dedicates itself >Pretty weak on its own as a vessel for electricity element >Extremely hard to work with >Value is inflated beyond practical powerful in large groups >Pretty chill overall applications UJUES "WAHLIORLFOR DD SSKE DOL JOM TOXI Aluminum Neon Francium Phosphorous Zinc Silver >Iron's s------- younger brother >Flashy and attention-grabbing >Outwardly smug >Freely gives up electrons >Does not occur naturally on >Tarnishes easily >Mainly used in industry >ls actually pretty useless to anyone earth, only bonded with other >Wishes it was valued >Soft and elements as much as gold malliable vato OPEN IN GOD WE TRLIST RANDOM VEGR Mercury Sodium Magnesium Sulfur Carbon Helium >Thinks it is diamond >Reacts unusually violently with anything >Seems pretty fun at first >Seems like a typical metal >Smells like s--- >Actually just carbon >Will kill you for something you did 15 years ago >Explodes into a fireball when triggered >ls yellow >Likes to hang around kids >Fizzles out after a few seconds Darmstadtium Radium Oganesson Einsteinium Chlorine Uranium >Noone has ever heard of it >Builds Nukes >Overthrew its creator >Falls apart after 0.89 >ls this even a real element? >Contributes nothing to society Will steal electrons any milliseconds >Beleives it will one day chance it gets power the world 99: Einsteinium Darmstadtium [Rn] SI 782 [2, 8, 18, 32, 29, 8, 21 www.webalemeniscm Libertarian Right . FEDER Left

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r/centrist - Posted by u/ 03 days ago S 553 F--- it, I'm gonna be honest: I find it hard to support Black Lives Matter when a sizable chunk of their supporters engage in dictatorial practices when it comes to their beliefs Before I get downvoted or some s---, no, I'm not a racist.

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Authoritarian The Big Brother The democratically The Combine Hivemind The Posadist The Tankie The Nazbol elected leader > nuclear annihilation> the workers have nothing to lose but their T-55 >it's all (their))) fault to own the libs > Stalin is liberatrian, I am not > 99.9% turnout > don't ask questions >finally an ideologyI can get behind The Leninist The Stalinist The Titoist The Maoist The KGB officer >it's not genocide if you kill everybody indiscrimi- > political power grows (out of the/ barrel of > tfw global c*pitalism > smrt fašizmul > come to us before still hasn't collapsed a gun we come to you nately The Marxist The doublethinker Red Army soldier The re-educated The East German The Wojtek >c*pitalism is kinda cringe (pre 1942). soldier > not a meme, literally a bear in the Polish citizen > 1984 >I swear, we're not just a buffer zone for the USSR > technically it wasn't was a army > 3a Сталина! >corporale user a concen- manual Wojtek tration camp The Irish ent AuthLeft I dis- Republican The slightly differ The loyal party The Viet Cong >why do the Americans defoliate their own men? The Spectre of The Eastern European member Communism agree with Boomer > NPC? More like NPCCCP > rad music > 26+61 > f------ w*steners, amirite? > boo > overthrow the old world look at him >what a retard >f------ r*visionist The Democratic The Social Fascist The "Liberal" > the state should seize Socialist billionaire's The Ernst Busch The African Dead > cause: unknown > last Revolutionary > literally doesn't exist > don't let the just wrote some sick kunes nice work > thank you > oh f--- what is the CIA agent doing there? The Judean Depression worker people's fronter > tfw Americans think you're literally Stalin seen in wealth Stalinists a black > yes I'm a liberal, why did you ask? fool you Volga The Kronstadt The Great sailor > last seen in 1921 > what happened to him? Red Army soldier The Zoommunist The Social (post 1942) Democrat >1 just want to die > splitter > maybe we get more than 10% in the next election > why even live >1 just want to live > need food Libertarian Right Left

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$Authoritarian Small fraction of actual psychos You as well as the people you think are evil, and Left Right demonize as strawmen People that may or may not mean any harm but, would ultimately collapse society leading to mass death and suffering Libertarian$

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Authoritarian The Super-tankie The "Philanthropist" The Dengoid >has no clue what optics are >everything bad written about China is CIA propaganda The Nazcel >blames his depression on donates to his own "charities", pays press to write article about it Jews and Immigrants >has p--- addiction, cope-posts against p--- on ConsumeProduct >got catfished by an e-girl once >terminally online defending the DPRK >even tankies hate them >dubiously compiled >"stupid baizuo lol a >feeds his opinions to the Politically Illiterate database of documents proving Stalin did nothing dengist is someone who understands >owns both parties in the USA wrong Mao" The SJW >calls everyone a liberal >no one wants them >why are they AL? >only exist on The Purist The Trumpanzee The Politically Illiterate >immune to evidence >think there is revisionist >"Nazis were socialists" >thinks they're libertarian >gets all opinions from Steven Chowder >"NO000 you must read this 10000 page book to the cultural axis some giant conspiracy by the media to make Trump look bad understand communism" Left- Right The "Socialist" >thinks the wealthy will just let you vote their power The Euroliberal The Constitoomer >dismiss people with legitimate grievances as AGAINST CONSTITOOTION" "radical extremists" The Rad-lib >just a liberal who adopted socialist aesthetic >"WEARING MASK GOES away >"you want a state to resist outside >incoherent Bernie >"the >hates rambling about authoritarianism, supports NATO >unironically thinks EU are the good guys while everyone else are the baddies establishment media is just brainwashing you" "inalienable rights" imperialist forces? REDFASH!! >believes neolib propaganda about socialist states >blah blah liberty blah blah tree The Incluwu >identify as "queer" >thinks not having sex makes you LGBT >adds 12 letters to the The Egoist >insufferably annoying, probably 12 >impossible to debate >genuinely The Basic Economics >"stupid commies lol go learn basic economics" "That" guy >"I hate to be that guy, but what actual basis is there for age of consent laws?" >calls everyone he disagrees with a >defends the Philanthropist online all day unaware o that people like social Keynesian, doesn't know acronym per personality disorder >"bi lesbians are valid uwu" >regular what it means constructs vacations in >watched 1 Friedman lecture online Thailand Libertarian

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r/Sino user r/MoreTankie Chapo user r/Communism T/ConsumeProduct /SoyBoys user Ex-r/GamersRiseUp user Openly defends the most hated country of our user user Probably has 88 in his No amount of irony can Believes Funko Pops are a Jewish conspiracy. Thinks communism is when you hate white people and post pictures of username. You have been permanently banned from time. mask the seethe. Would fail his "Google Hong Kong 1967." Would own eugenics DEFINITELY participating in r/Communism. Expert LARPer. test. fail his own Stalin. eugenics test. Adept LARPE.. r/Communism101 r/Socialism user r/stupidpol user r/HistoryMemes r/Conservative user r/The_Donald His main enemy are other socialists. user Unironically thinks he's oppressed. user user Just wants to talk about class for God's sake! Has read every single book by every Marxist Triggering the libs sustains his lifeforce. "Is that.another "Gommunsim no food." "Why yes I theorist ever. socialist? OPEN believe in free Thinks simping for the president is the new counter-culture. FIRE!!!" "The left is speech-NO NOT MAKEAN AT A doomed." IQ is 1917. THAT KIND NO0000!!!" r/ShitLiberalsSay r/ChapoTrapHouse r/Politics user r/Pewdiepie Submissions User r/JordanPeterson r/CombatFootage user Hates everyone who isn't user user "This Reddit post will finally defeat Orange Man, I know user "Marxism is workplace diversity training." Imagines himself in the footage he watches. "I should probably read "Keanu Reeves Wholesome a communist. it!" Lenin some point." 100 Big Chungus, N-" Thinks Hatred for Loves misanthropes "OMG AOC Fears the name watching Orange Man sustains his It's just a joke!" like him will 2024 Slavoj Zizek. enemies of unite the YAAAASSS!" lifeforce. the United masses. States die. r/ENLIGHTENED CENTRISM user r/SandersForPresident The front page userr/relationships user r/NeoLiberal user r/Capitalism user user Has spent too long in the echo chamber. "Russian bots "Haha doggo everywhere." and chonk." Hyper-individualism alienates Yass kween capitalism, but everyone in her life. Thinks supporting capitalism makes him a capitalist. unironically. "Healthcare pls." Thinks his Worldview Doesn't see people "Two words The final form of Reddit formed by the mainstream hun, RED. anymore, just men made of straw. comment mainstream FLAG!" Redditor. debunked Das media and Reddit. Кapital. r/AntiWork user r/ABoringDystopia r/AskReddit user r/LibertarianMeme r/Libertarian user Deleted Subreddit user user user "Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?" "This is it. My one shot Basically just a centrist who smokes weed. at consciousness, at Can see the world is f-----. "Socialism is when the life.." Used to dream government does stuff." [deleted] Accepts the dark Рop- culture The world is his debate of a better world, before they died twisted references "Nazis were chamber. socialists, its in the name." future that sustain his inside. is to come. lifeforce. r/COMPLETEANARCHY r/Anarchy101 user r/GoldAndBlack user ShitStatistsSay user r/Anarcho- Capitalism user minorities such as landowners Thinks he'd be the CEO, r/Anarchism user Wants a revolution to ban user Defender of oppressed Can't give clear answers Hates America, only Sees himself as a fancy, respectable businessman. ableist words like "dumb" to most questions. and "stupid." consumes American media and CEOS. would actually be the serf. "This person wants Only read the "Why yes I admire the Hatred of bread book Master Doesn't own a Tankies sustains and nothing healthcare, dictator LARPer. business. his lifeforce. else. what a f------ Pinochet, why do you ask?" STATIST!"

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Authoritarian The Viola The Cello The Conductor "Everyone please stop playing you Owns books on mus theory should have practised at home The Harp The harp requires incredible focus and intellect to play, not just anyone can manipulate this beautifu The Flute The Violin >Practises 0 hous a day >Has organiseda number of uprisings against the violins, al faled Sees themselves as a god. rightfully so >Will take over if otrumeng the conductor is a minute late >'Ewww, spit >Best musician in the band >Occasionally gets fed up and yels at 3rd trumpet who tells hs parents >"Guys stop >Wishes he was cool lke the bass talking" >'No, it's not >Cant cary it without his dad helping unt a big violin Why did no one clap after my solo avehanh Ana e week for these ingih The Timpani The English Teacher The Cornet >Acts like a cooler trumpet No longer remembers why he choseSecretly is embarrased by sie >you caNt PLaY COnEt pars oN a tRner Ret The French Horn The Bass Drum The Bassoon Oldest guy in the band >Relable >Die-hard classical fan >"Why don't you play more Schubert >"NO00Or You can't junt hit something and call musk ttakes skil and hard work NO00000or the bassoon Has never >haha drum go boom Doesn't thin about it missed a note >Has your back Does air conducting in the back of you have his The Marimba The Contrabassoon The Tuba Started the double reed gang withPretty fun guy to hang out with >rings his switch to rehearsals The Oboe The Tenor Sax >Has no interest in band politics >Aunt wants to tril for gods sake No one writes contrabassoon parts >Aust comes to band to buy cigarettes The Piccolo >Plays loud and high enough to send all dogs in a mile radius into a murderous rage >"Guys please stop it's not axylophone the bassoon but is now regretting >Knows nothing but noise The Baritone The Bass Trombone The Bass The Visitor The Double Bass >Hangs out with the bass >Wears a tuvedo to rehearsal The 3rd Trumpet will continue playing for io seconds her everyone stops Sax >Only listens to jaA >"Have you listened to Giant Steps >Pretty chill dude is in an actual band >Tels cool stories >"Great playing guy Man I wish I plaayed an instrumentrGrh find him mysterioun nd alluring Could I have a go at the drums?" rom his gigs 'Nice xylophone "Doot doot, lo >shoop de doop The Triangle >s just happy to sit nest to the lst Why even try? All he plays isa damned shape. No one knows or Haha rd trumpet you're so funnyareshe plays itat the right time, but everyone s---- on him if he ut lay down outide after rehearia let the cold embrace of to one will remembe thiband The Clarinet Wshes the band played more Disney Spends rehearsal trying to ignore >Wanna hear Seven Nation AmyPlease stop calling me that The TromBoner Why does no one write good trombone parts The Guitar The 2nd Trumpet The Drums he a student >Will not be seen without guitar in hand rumpet Only plays the PHub ommunity theme Help there's three sharps the alto sax >Thinks shes quirky but is ust obnoxious Knows four chords Plays ok but is just there to hang ou Krare of Auite d die. No4 ato The Bass The Percussion The 1st Trumpet >Thinks he Godh gift to music Kinda is >Conductor has to stop him talking hn'tastudent so gets paid The Keyboard The Alto Sax The Bagpipes Comes in once a month to rehearse the one song with bagpipes >Constantly firts with the clarinet Clarinet Mays literally 20 diferent instruments Swi join an orchestra ater school and make Dhousands >wl switch to sound effects mode Has never practiced in the middle of every song >Thinks this is the height of comedy Doesn't know what a bass clarinet is every frve minutes Wears a cool skirt >Why are you Libertarian Right Left

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Authoritarian The America Hater The Boomer >Exists to criticize America even though they've probably never been there >*ssssiip* Yup, life was better back in the 50s >Unironically calls America a third-world country >Hates commies, although the definition of "commie" varies >Two favorite subject areas >Pronounces "China" the are guns and healthcare same way Trump does The Empty >No thoughts >No words >Just infinite, blessed silence The woke liberal The Griller >Goes along with whatever Woke Twitter is doing these days >Doesn't care about politics, just wants to hang out with his buddies >Never watches the news >Probably posted a black square to end racism >Likes to go fishing with his kids on weekends >Definitely votes Democrat Libertarian

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Ok so, hear me out According to a libright I was told Libleft will always lead to authleft Economic- Economic- Left Right But according to libleft, Libright will apparently always lead to authright as well? Economic- Economic- Left Right And since communism will always fail according to both rightists and all failed communism is not really communism This must mean... Economic- Economic- Left Right The entire compass are just Authright in denial?

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What centrists think politics is like Authoritarian ООн ООн АН АН ООН ООн АН АН -BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT Why don't we try to reach a compromise? Economic- Left I'm sure Economic- there's truth to Right ООН ООН AΗ ΑΗ each of your points.| O ОН ООН ΑΗ ΑΗ BOTTOMLESS PIT -BOTTOMLESS PIT Libertarian What politics is actually like Authoritarian ООн ООН АН АН ООн ООн АН АН BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT ООН ООН АН АН Economic- Left BOTTOMLESS PIT Economic- Right ООН ООН OOH OOH АН АН ΑΗ ΑΗ BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT Libertarian

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