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"Stalin itary Thinks Calls Hong Kong protests wrong" propaganda are CIA Stans at least 1 Halodomor Voted every E-celeb Unironic Pagan "Actually It's NatSoc not Nazi" convicted did North is Trump, now hates him unirm nothing Кorea "DPRK" Nazi fetis is Jewish murderer Thinks about Wants a Thinks "Assad Has "Historical materialism is a science Mao is unfairly nothing maligned wrong" on Reddit IQ graphs saved on Has done Roman Salutes in mirror did actually one Incel posting party state гead Jews computer Evola daily Hammer and sickle in Twitter handle FREE Doesn't FREE Actually Fantasizes about LGBT is bourgeois Thinks Black Nationalism is based Disappointed by own 23andme results Trad Cath hates race vote SPACE SPACE Women war Distrusts all academia unless it Thinks Israel controls US govt Lies Uses "settier" RT is a great news source "The Currently "Yeah I'm racist so what" Uses about Lifts state will wither books away" "Colonizer on weights as an as an NoFap insult supports own views insult read Thinks white Secretly Wants cker Caron 202 spises Youube, uset dailyarguments 13/50 and 41% Strong Was Only opinions class about matters Lenin Has a once a diehard Berniebro Volcel wants asian femdom реople are evil fetish are gf Tries to get "Let Thinks on Makes Cites Didn't d wave hen fem m Matte went wi DSA On people have fun" Chomsky Livs 6 go to college figures member political Dord is Epic as an influence enemies constly fired Dems athe re racist Memes Intifies "Trump Anti- is a fascist" "What would the Fantasizes about Angry about Smokes weed Theist regularly Kropotkin, Faps to Class Founders never read him "TERFS" furry art being a CEO Liberal say?" Has an Badly in debt FREE Makes videos FREE Calls self Govt hno busis in marr KONCSRACE FREE HONG Oпce considered Marthy using They/Them a witch SRACE "18+" Twitter alt in righ car Cares Knows what are valid "SWERF" dad Neo- isagree, deeply pronouns about Rojava Hates Has dreads Interested r'pportCollects in Flat Earth to theeath your rt to say i "Age of Taxation is "Free market discourages racism" or manbun guns theft too means Нas "Actually you can't JOIN Thinks NAP is legit US is High Wants to physically fight "commies" attacked Hates ACAB Native showers right paties are the same" consent police officer is kinda b-------" Antifa" Land now

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"Stalin Thinks Hong Kong protests wrong" propagandi are CIA Calls North Korea "DPRK" Voted Stans at Military uniform fetish Holodomor every E-celeb is Unironic Pagan "Actually it's NatSoc not Nazi" did least 1 convicted murderer is Nazi Trump, nothing now hates him Jewish Thinks about Has actually read Evola Wants a Thinks "Assad Маo is unfairly nothing maligned wrona" on Reddit computer CIA "Historical materialism is a science IQ graphs saved on Incel Has done Roman Salutes in mirror one did is posting Jews party state daily Hammer and sickle in Twitter handle FFEE Thinks Black FREE Actually Fantasizes about LGBT is bourgeois Disappointed by own 23andme results Trad Cath Doesn't hates гace vote IsA E is based SPACE Women war Distrusts all academia unless it supports own views Thinks Israel controls US govt Lies RT is a great Uses "The Currently "Yeah I'm racist so what" Uses TRASH ERASH Lifts about state will wither books away" on weights as an as an news NoFap insult insult read source Secretly wants Thinks Strong opinions class about Lenin Wants Tucker Carlson Volcel 13/50 and 41% Was Only Despises YouTube Has a TWASH femdom people are evil once a diehard Berniebro asian uses it daily matters fetish are 2024 arguments gf Tries to "Let Thinks Elon Musk is Didn't Makes go to college figures Cites All DSA *3rd wave is when On Discord enemies constantly get people have fun" Chomsky Lives member political as an feminism influence Matter vent wrong fired Epic Dems Memes Identifies "Trump Anti- is a fascist" "What Fantasizes about Smokes Angry about are the real racists Kгopotkin, Faps to weed as a would the Theist regularly Classical Founders say?" never read him "TERFS" furry art being a CEO Liberal Has an Badly "18+" Twitter alt FREE FREE Makes videos FREE Calls self Govt has no business Once McCarthy considered using They/Them a witch SPACE in debt in marriage KONG!!ISRACE HONG was in right car Cares Knows what are valid "SWERF" dad Neo- "I disagree, deeply pronouns about Hates Has dreads Interested in Flat Taxation is "Free market discourages racism" Collects or your right to say it" "Age of manbun Earth guns theft Rojava too means Has attacked Thinks "Actually you can't ACAB Native showers right JOIN "Both parties are the same" US is High Wants to physically fight "commies" Hates NAP consent a is police officer is kinda b-------" Antifa" Land now legit
"Stalin Thinks Hong Kong protests wrong" propagandi are CIA Calls North Korea "DPRK" Voted Stans at Military uniform fetish Holodomor every E-celeb is Unironic Pagan "Actually it's NatSoc not Nazi" did least 1 convicted murderer is Nazi Trump, nothing now hates him Jewish Thinks about Has actually read Evola Wants a Thinks "Assad Маo is unfairly nothing maligned wrona" on Reddit computer CIA "Historical materialism is a science IQ graphs saved on Incel Has done Roman Salutes in mirror one did is posting Jews party state daily Hammer and sickle in Twitter handle FFEE Thinks Black FREE Actually Fantasizes about LGBT is bourgeois Disappointed by own 23andme results Trad Cath Doesn't hates гace vote IsA E is based SPACE Women war Distrusts all academia unless it supports own views Thinks Israel controls US govt Lies RT is a great Uses "The Currently "Yeah I'm racist so what" Uses TRASH ERASH Lifts about state will wither books away" on weights as an as an news NoFap insult insult read source Secretly wants Thinks Strong opinions class about Lenin Wants Tucker Carlson Volcel 13/50 and 41% Was Only Despises YouTube Has a TWASH femdom people are evil once a diehard Berniebro asian uses it daily matters fetish are 2024 arguments gf Tries to "Let Thinks Elon Musk is Didn't Makes go to college figures Cites All DSA *3rd wave is when On Discord enemies constantly get people have fun" Chomsky Lives member political as an feminism influence Matter vent wrong fired Epic Dems Memes Identifies "Trump Anti- is a fascist" "What Fantasizes about Smokes Angry about are the real racists Kгopotkin, Faps to weed as a would the Theist regularly Classical Founders say?" never read him "TERFS" furry art being a CEO Liberal Has an Badly "18+" Twitter alt FREE FREE Makes videos FREE Calls self Govt has no business Once McCarthy considered using They/Them a witch SPACE in debt in marriage KONG!!ISRACE HONG was in right car Cares Knows what are valid "SWERF" dad Neo- "I disagree, deeply pronouns about Hates Has dreads Interested in Flat Taxation is "Free market discourages racism" Collects or your right to say it" "Age of manbun Earth guns theft Rojava too means Has attacked Thinks "Actually you can't ACAB Native showers right JOIN "Both parties are the same" US is High Wants to physically fight "commies" Hates NAP consent a is police officer is kinda b-------" Antifa" Land now legit

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"This is the ideal male body" Authoritarian Ecu nomic- Left Right Libertarian
"This is the ideal male body" Authoritarian Ecu nomic- Left Right Libertarian

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Political Compass of the Second American Civil War

Authoritarian The China apologist The Cuban Chinese Government Russian Government The Islamic State The LARPer Calls himselt antimperialist ready anneed fundh a many Hwal Alaska andides of the war but wants China t0 anne the US Thought this would be the evolton bur >That one warlond who's trying to create Ceasar's Legion in ust happy that Pops up in every civil war for some reanon Weit Cont as he can there's no longer atrade embargo >Did not espect forces Holywood directon to fim mainland propagand ouite happy about the civil war bu now has to work 12 hours a day Left-wing Kaiserreich fan The black citystate Right-wing Kaiserreich The Euro Federalist fan The Downstate The three-star general Used the chaon to turn the US government into New Yorker mercenary PEvery man ronicaly createdaing f--- the the fst ethnostate Syndies MUses the panic te leave NATO and puuh for a European army Break the chains f--- the kingh >Died in an air a miltary junta Doesn'atualy Care about the nion Makes Bh look kea peacen raid 10 minutes aher the wa Whte alles got executed Could probably cause WW3 just by Saneesing at Russ tarted SCrime rate has not changed The "true" communist The Rust Belt worker The Canadian The loyal soldier The defected soldier The Neo-Confederate >"Nooooe China i not even communist Ordered to shoot wants to preserve American retugees the union but ot hghts for a warlord Knows he fights for a warlord but doesn't care only military eperience ovi war reenacments Attempted a on sight we need a real revolution worker's revolutio Comvinced his kommander to rvade Gettysburg t gets destroye because it was o0 obvieus How aboot you go back to vour ben country eh has the nukes Plust happy to see combat SAt least his side bs found dead with Hanicepick nest to lost and is now orced to work in weapon factory SKied by a mine in DC Nim The Antifa activist The witch The zoomer The Floridian The Boogaloo'er The Veteran Hortunate son plays in his head Thinks doing people online a viable war itrategy Call himself a meme wa veteran Gets caught yighhust glad his den Tried to be neutal put a being ought over by now making veryone due and sold as debt got canceled oined a mlina M slave aher trying to he soldiers Uses makeshit armor and a Stick for this moment Can't find and weapons due o former eun ontrol lws memes about the war for Reddit Yarma o their strategi portance in thel eut coant blust p----- at the VA no lohen exists Local warlord uses him as Ibait Pacific Islander The Texan The stockholder The Coastal elitist Southern black rebel The Swiss banker American >Been wating for this moment since Makes bilion from al Retuses to take pars due to mental ness Wai forced te be afootsoldier by neo-conderates Enew he should the imported assets of iionaire refugee akid Shoots latino hve invested inh tocks for weapon mandacturing May as we >Ooesn't care about global mutiny and has power vacum barricaded Newthey be neutal anyey start learning Mandarin soldiers who Comitted are on his side due to habits as a former bordes patroler Acerpted the Jannexation by China withouta fight prleans The Autonomous Zone Anarchist Tries to turn Seatie The armchair revolutionary The reservation The Great Plains The Deep Web The conspiracy theorist Merchant Native rancher funnels wapon bombs and drigs se all sides of the war Nobody knows who he is Makes Beaos and Portland into Gets nothing done becauie hise group angues endlessly about theory and prasis communes Got anneed before even nding out ooesn't even there's a c know a civl "Q predicted this. Trust the plani Ooeun't undentand basic agriculture happening rts anneed in net worth a week look small Libertarian Right Left
Authoritarian The China apologist The Cuban Chinese Government Russian Government The Islamic State The LARPer Calls himselt antimperialist ready anneed fundh a many Hwal Alaska andides of the war but wants China t0 anne the US Thought this would be the evolton bur >That one warlond who's trying to create Ceasar's Legion in ust happy that Pops up in every civil war for some reanon Weit Cont as he can there's no longer atrade embargo >Did not espect forces Holywood directon to fim mainland propagand ouite happy about the civil war bu now has to work 12 hours a day Left-wing Kaiserreich fan The black citystate Right-wing Kaiserreich The Euro Federalist fan The Downstate The three-star general Used the chaon to turn the US government into New Yorker mercenary PEvery man ronicaly createdaing f--- the the fst ethnostate Syndies MUses the panic te leave NATO and puuh for a European army Break the chains f--- the kingh >Died in an air a miltary junta Doesn'atualy Care about the nion Makes Bh look kea peacen raid 10 minutes aher the wa Whte alles got executed Could probably cause WW3 just by Saneesing at Russ tarted SCrime rate has not changed The "true" communist The Rust Belt worker The Canadian The loyal soldier The defected soldier The Neo-Confederate >"Nooooe China i not even communist Ordered to shoot wants to preserve American retugees the union but ot hghts for a warlord Knows he fights for a warlord but doesn't care only military eperience ovi war reenacments Attempted a on sight we need a real revolution worker's revolutio Comvinced his kommander to rvade Gettysburg t gets destroye because it was o0 obvieus How aboot you go back to vour ben country eh has the nukes Plust happy to see combat SAt least his side bs found dead with Hanicepick nest to lost and is now orced to work in weapon factory SKied by a mine in DC Nim The Antifa activist The witch The zoomer The Floridian The Boogaloo'er The Veteran Hortunate son plays in his head Thinks doing people online a viable war itrategy Call himself a meme wa veteran Gets caught yighhust glad his den Tried to be neutal put a being ought over by now making veryone due and sold as debt got canceled oined a mlina M slave aher trying to he soldiers Uses makeshit armor and a Stick for this moment Can't find and weapons due o former eun ontrol lws memes about the war for Reddit Yarma o their strategi portance in thel eut coant blust p----- at the VA no lohen exists Local warlord uses him as Ibait Pacific Islander The Texan The stockholder The Coastal elitist Southern black rebel The Swiss banker American >Been wating for this moment since Makes bilion from al Retuses to take pars due to mental ness Wai forced te be afootsoldier by neo-conderates Enew he should the imported assets of iionaire refugee akid Shoots latino hve invested inh tocks for weapon mandacturing May as we >Ooesn't care about global mutiny and has power vacum barricaded Newthey be neutal anyey start learning Mandarin soldiers who Comitted are on his side due to habits as a former bordes patroler Acerpted the Jannexation by China withouta fight prleans The Autonomous Zone Anarchist Tries to turn Seatie The armchair revolutionary The reservation The Great Plains The Deep Web The conspiracy theorist Merchant Native rancher funnels wapon bombs and drigs se all sides of the war Nobody knows who he is Makes Beaos and Portland into Gets nothing done becauie hise group angues endlessly about theory and prasis communes Got anneed before even nding out ooesn't even there's a c know a civl "Q predicted this. Trust the plani Ooeun't undentand basic agriculture happening rts anneed in net worth a week look small Libertarian Right Left

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Political Compass of North America 50 years after a civilizational collapse

The Federated Communes of The Canadian Empire The Northwest A---- Bastion The Mormon Theocracy the Midwest >"Utah? What's that? Oh, you mean the holy land >Still waiting of Deseret" >Genocides >Peace through coercion, equality through assimilation, prosperity through conquest Mormons who don't >"Rust Belt? You mean Red Belt, comrade" >"You're hungry? Ok, >Launches want to convert to neo-paganism >Think human waves are a valid military tactic holy wars against the A---- Bastion we'll build another >Think they are >Renamed for the statue of Lenin" >Renamed >Turned Yukon >"The leaf shall pure, are Spokane "New Berlin" Second Coming of Jesus Christ >Would like to into a Gulag reign supreme" actually inbred Detroit "New Stalingrad" annex their neighbors and export the revolution, but are too busy with famines for that >Spend most of their time 45 >"Speak French, face the bench" >Would love >LARPS Nazi Germany, will never be as >Their military parades are cool, I guess >"Who's to fight the A---- Bastion if building big ass temples >"Polygamy is cool" sorry now?" successful they weren't so far People's Republic of Northern California Commonwealth of The Union The Alaskan Stratocracy New England >"Glory Glory Hallelujah!" >Think they can take America back, only control a bunch of snowy >LARPS Revolutionary >"Pff, yeah, of America >"We didn't abandon >"What do you mean we are the same as the South? Those impostors are nothing like us!" >Wants to reunite the country to its fate, it was a strategic retreat" course we are >Names everything after Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson America under sovereign and independent!" >"F--- Boston! >Dislikes religion and the democracy and the rule of law Concord should be bunkers >"Liberty from tyranny!" the capital!" >Flawed in >Canadians use them as meat shields on the battlefield bourgeoisie >Is a puppet some ways, but at least >Wants to unify California of the >"By the people, for the people!" >"Yeah, we're totally the legitimate Canadian Empire they don't enslave or genocide people >"From sea >They may to shining under its government of have some sea!" rule the US" nukes, tho Democratic Republic of United-States of Republic of Texas The Neo-Confederate Republics Southern California >"What do you mean we are the same as the South? Those charlatans are nothing like us!" >Despises the rich Cascadia >Isolationist >Actually has a good standard of living >LARPS the Confederacy (except for that slavery stuff) >"Freedom >Wondering what's going on on the other side of the Rio Grande from oppression!" >"ThE sOuTh hAs RiSeN AGAIN" >"Live and let live" and the >Don't want nothing to do with Californian shenanigans clergy >"For the people, by the >Wants to unite California under its rule >"Yeah, the Union is cool, I guess. But we prefer to stay on our own" >The Republics barely control their own territory >Don't want to conquer or enslave anybody people!" >"Civic nationalism FTW" >Depopulation made inbreeding even worse The Great Plains Nomadic Great Plains Farming The Mississippian Slave City-States East Coast Gangs Tribes >Love their horses as Communities >Somehow managed to make Baltimore and New Jersey >Nomadic much as their >"Any government above county level is tyranny!" wives/husbands >30 years life even s------- >"It's just good business" lifestyle has little impact on the environment, >Extensively uses underpaid mercenaries >Are the epitome of to protect themselves expectancy >Takes stuff that isn't >Doesn't produce anything, has to >Only want to sell slaves to theirs >"Yeah, of farm and shoot oligarchy Mississippian city-states in exchange for nomadic tribesmen in course >"What anarchy is better than a are they >"Polygamy is cool" рeace >Barely noticed the US >"Slavery is a necessary evil for the reconstruction of society" gonna do? Revolt?" weapons and medicine centralized >Everybody government" hates them collapsed
The Federated Communes of The Canadian Empire The Northwest A---- Bastion The Mormon Theocracy the Midwest >"Utah? What's that? Oh, you mean the holy land >Still waiting of Deseret" >Genocides >Peace through coercion, equality through assimilation, prosperity through conquest Mormons who don't >"Rust Belt? You mean Red Belt, comrade" >"You're hungry? Ok, >Launches want to convert to neo-paganism >Think human waves are a valid military tactic holy wars against the A---- Bastion we'll build another >Think they are >Renamed for the statue of Lenin" >Renamed >Turned Yukon >"The leaf shall pure, are Spokane "New Berlin" Second Coming of Jesus Christ >Would like to into a Gulag reign supreme" actually inbred Detroit "New Stalingrad" annex their neighbors and export the revolution, but are too busy with famines for that >Spend most of their time 45 >"Speak French, face the bench" >Would love >LARPS Nazi Germany, will never be as >Their military parades are cool, I guess >"Who's to fight the A---- Bastion if building big ass temples >"Polygamy is cool" sorry now?" successful they weren't so far People's Republic of Northern California Commonwealth of The Union The Alaskan Stratocracy New England >"Glory Glory Hallelujah!" >Think they can take America back, only control a bunch of snowy >LARPS Revolutionary >"Pff, yeah, of America >"We didn't abandon >"What do you mean we are the same as the South? Those impostors are nothing like us!" >Wants to reunite the country to its fate, it was a strategic retreat" course we are >Names everything after Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson America under sovereign and independent!" >"F--- Boston! >Dislikes religion and the democracy and the rule of law Concord should be bunkers >"Liberty from tyranny!" the capital!" >Flawed in >Canadians use them as meat shields on the battlefield bourgeoisie >Is a puppet some ways, but at least >Wants to unify California of the >"By the people, for the people!" >"Yeah, we're totally the legitimate Canadian Empire they don't enslave or genocide people >"From sea >They may to shining under its government of have some sea!" rule the US" nukes, tho Democratic Republic of United-States of Republic of Texas The Neo-Confederate Republics Southern California >"What do you mean we are the same as the South? Those charlatans are nothing like us!" >Despises the rich Cascadia >Isolationist >Actually has a good standard of living >LARPS the Confederacy (except for that slavery stuff) >"Freedom >Wondering what's going on on the other side of the Rio Grande from oppression!" >"ThE sOuTh hAs RiSeN AGAIN" >"Live and let live" and the >Don't want nothing to do with Californian shenanigans clergy >"For the people, by the >Wants to unite California under its rule >"Yeah, the Union is cool, I guess. But we prefer to stay on our own" >The Republics barely control their own territory >Don't want to conquer or enslave anybody people!" >"Civic nationalism FTW" >Depopulation made inbreeding even worse The Great Plains Nomadic Great Plains Farming The Mississippian Slave City-States East Coast Gangs Tribes >Love their horses as Communities >Somehow managed to make Baltimore and New Jersey >Nomadic much as their >"Any government above county level is tyranny!" wives/husbands >30 years life even s------- >"It's just good business" lifestyle has little impact on the environment, >Extensively uses underpaid mercenaries >Are the epitome of to protect themselves expectancy >Takes stuff that isn't >Doesn't produce anything, has to >Only want to sell slaves to theirs >"Yeah, of farm and shoot oligarchy Mississippian city-states in exchange for nomadic tribesmen in course >"What anarchy is better than a are they >"Polygamy is cool" рeace >Barely noticed the US >"Slavery is a necessary evil for the reconstruction of society" gonna do? Revolt?" weapons and medicine centralized >Everybody government" hates them collapsed

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"Stalin Thinks Hong Kong protests wrong" propaganda are CIA Calls Voted Stans at Military uniform fetish Holodomor every E-celeb is Jewish Unironic Pagan "Actually it's NatSoc not Nazi" did North least 1 convicted murderer is Trump, now hates him nothing Nazi Korea "DPRK" Thinks about Has actually read Evola Wants a Thinks "Assad CIA "Historical materialism is a science Маo is unfairly nothing maligned wrong" on Reddit computer FREE IQ graphs saved on Incel Has done Roman Salutes in mirror one did is posting Jews party state daily Hammer and sickle in Twitter FREE Actually Fantasizes about Thinks Black Nationalism is based Disappointed by own LGBT Trad Cath Doesn't is hates 23andme гаce vote SPACE bourgeois results SPACE Women handle war Distrusts all academia unless it supports own views Thinks Israel controls US govt Lies Uses "settler" RT is a great "The Currently Uses "Colonizer "Yeah I'm racist so what" about Lifts state will wither books away" on weights as an as an news insult insult read source NoFap Thinks white Wants Tucker Carlson Volcel 13/50 and 41% Secretly wants Strong Was Only opinions class Despises YouTube, uses it daily Has a once a diehard Berniebro femdom asian реople are evil about matters fetish are Lenin 2024 arguments gf Tries to get "Let Thinks Elon Musk is Cites All Didn't Makes On Discord enemies constantly DSA *3rd wave people have fun" Chomsky Lives is when go to college figures member political as an feminism Matter went wrong" influence fired Epic Dems Memes Identifies "Trump Anti- is a fascist" "What Fantasizes about Smokes Angry about are the real racists Kгopotkin, Faps to weed as a would the Theist regularly Classical Founders say?" never read him "TERFS" furry art being a CEO Liberal Has an Badly "18+" Twitter alt FREE FREE Makes videos FREE Calls self Govt has no business Once McCarthy considered using They/Them a witch SPACE in debt in marriage KONG!!ISRACE HONG was in right car Cares Knows what are valid "SWERF" dad Neo- "I disagree, Taxation "Free market discourages racism" deeply pronouns about Hates Has dreads Interested r'il support Collects in Flat to the death your right to say it" "Age of or is manbun Earth guns theft Rojava too means Has attacked Thinks "Actually you can't ACAB Native showers right JOIN "Both parties are the same" US is High Wants to physically fight "commies" Hates NAP consent a is police officer is kinda b-------" Antifa" Land now legit
"Stalin Thinks Hong Kong protests wrong" propaganda are CIA Calls Voted Stans at Military uniform fetish Holodomor every E-celeb is Jewish Unironic Pagan "Actually it's NatSoc not Nazi" did North least 1 convicted murderer is Trump, now hates him nothing Nazi Korea "DPRK" Thinks about Has actually read Evola Wants a Thinks "Assad CIA "Historical materialism is a science Маo is unfairly nothing maligned wrong" on Reddit computer FREE IQ graphs saved on Incel Has done Roman Salutes in mirror one did is posting Jews party state daily Hammer and sickle in Twitter FREE Actually Fantasizes about Thinks Black Nationalism is based Disappointed by own LGBT Trad Cath Doesn't is hates 23andme гаce vote SPACE bourgeois results SPACE Women handle war Distrusts all academia unless it supports own views Thinks Israel controls US govt Lies Uses "settler" RT is a great "The Currently Uses "Colonizer "Yeah I'm racist so what" about Lifts state will wither books away" on weights as an as an news insult insult read source NoFap Thinks white Wants Tucker Carlson Volcel 13/50 and 41% Secretly wants Strong Was Only opinions class Despises YouTube, uses it daily Has a once a diehard Berniebro femdom asian реople are evil about matters fetish are Lenin 2024 arguments gf Tries to get "Let Thinks Elon Musk is Cites All Didn't Makes On Discord enemies constantly DSA *3rd wave people have fun" Chomsky Lives is when go to college figures member political as an feminism Matter went wrong" influence fired Epic Dems Memes Identifies "Trump Anti- is a fascist" "What Fantasizes about Smokes Angry about are the real racists Kгopotkin, Faps to weed as a would the Theist regularly Classical Founders say?" never read him "TERFS" furry art being a CEO Liberal Has an Badly "18+" Twitter alt FREE FREE Makes videos FREE Calls self Govt has no business Once McCarthy considered using They/Them a witch SPACE in debt in marriage KONG!!ISRACE HONG was in right car Cares Knows what are valid "SWERF" dad Neo- "I disagree, Taxation "Free market discourages racism" deeply pronouns about Hates Has dreads Interested r'il support Collects in Flat to the death your right to say it" "Age of or is manbun Earth guns theft Rojava too means Has attacked Thinks "Actually you can't ACAB Native showers right JOIN "Both parties are the same" US is High Wants to physically fight "commies" Hates NAP consent a is police officer is kinda b-------" Antifa" Land now legit

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The Chad Centrist President

Broke up corporate monopolies Ran for a third Expanded the American Empire party Founded the national park system Hunted exotic animals
Broke up corporate monopolies Ran for a third Expanded the American Empire party Founded the national park system Hunted exotic animals

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Jeff Bezos v the left

F--- Cenursta Right Left u shouldnt have a trillion dollars dont buy my s--- then
F--- Cenursta Right Left u shouldnt have a trillion dollars dont buy my s--- then

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How each quadrant responds to getting mocked in memes

haha lol yeah haha kek yeah this is pretty based ngl communism does fail alot good meme and based THATS NOT REAL CAPITALISM BECAUSE IN A TRUE CAPITALIST SOCIETY MARKET PRESSURE WOULD ESSENTIALLY SELF REGULATE THE COMPANIES ITS NOT EVEN FAIR TO BRING UP HOW COMPANIES EXPLOIT WORKERS IN POOR COUNTRIES LACKING REGULATION BECAUSE THAT WwOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE WEST BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT THE NAP AND YOURE A FUUCKING COMMUNIST STALINIST STATIST SIMP ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS CAPITALISM BAD WHEN ACTUALLY ITS YOU OPPRESIVE C-- GREMLINS PUTTING US DOWN LIKE F--- MAN I JUST WANT TO BUY WEED SHOOT GUNS AND FUND ETHOTS BUT NO000 ALL WE F------ GET IS YOU RETARDS NOT UNDERSTANDING BASIC CAPITALISM I AM A DEPUTY MANAGER AT A FRANCHISE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU CAN F------ QUIT AND JUST GET ANOTHER JOB AND PEOPLE WHO STRUGGLE TO FIND WORK CAN GO F--- THEMSELVES ITS NOT OUR FAULT THEY CANT WORK A JOB LIKE A NORMAL F------ PERSON. WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL I DIDNT HAVE MANY FRIENDS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAID I WAS REALLY LOUD AND ARROGANT AND PERHAPS THAT DEVELOPED INTO A PERSONALITY DISORDER WHERE I NOW UNFAIRLY FAVOR MY SELF OVER EVERYONE ELSE AND I SUPPOSE YOU COULD ARGUE THE WAY I AM SO HAPPY TO GET ABSOLUTELY BUM F----- BY COMPANIES BUT NOT BY THE GOVERNMENT A BIT OF A RIDICULOUS DOUBLE STANDARD BUT I DONT GIVE A F--- BECAUSE COMMUNISTS LITERALLY KILL ABOUT A HUNERED TRISLION BILLION PEOPLE PER LITERAL F------ MINUTE AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE CAPITALISM KILLS? LITERALLY NONE IT LIFTS PEOPLE OUT OF POVERTY BUT AGAIN DONT MENTION THE POOR INDIAN SLAVES WORKINGIN THE SWEAT SHOPS OF AMERICAN COMPANIES BECAUSE THEY DONT COUNT AND F--- YOU FOR BRINGHIGTHADPLA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU SEE IT DOESNT EXIST BECAUSE I DIDNT HEAR Ii JUST REALY MISS NY DAD YOU KNOW HE WASNT THERE AND NOW I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BE THE ULTIMATE PROVIDE ANETFUCK MANITS JUST SO MUCH PRESSURE BUT WHAT THE F--- YOU DISTRACTED ME YOU F------ SHITBA STATIST I DONT GIVEA F--- ABOUT ANYTHING YOU SAY AND YOUR F------ MCDONALDS MEMES HOLY F--- AM I BORE OF roUR F------ MCDONALDS MEMES NOT EVERY F------ LIBRIGHT WORKS IN MCDONALDS HOLY F--- MOst PLACE IN THIS WORLD ANDMAKENT SOMEW ALWAYS TRYING TO PUT uS DOWN WISH ILV NONE OF THESE FUCKINGPUSSIES ANR DICTA WHAT THE F--- Dfou JUST FUSKHNG SAABOT ME, YQU TOP OF MY CASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I'VE BEEN OLVED IN NUMÉROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVE 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN CORILLA WARFARE ANDI'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMEDFORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BU PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BE THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SPEAK IAM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIESACRO NOW sofrouU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE YOU CALL YOUR FE. YOU'RE F------ DEAD, SEVEN HUNDRENAYS, AND THAT'S JUST W MY BARE HAN UNARMED COMBA BUT I HAVE haha i swear we're not all furries lol well made op, based uS ARE JUST GUYS WITH OUT OWN STARTUPS TRYING TO BUILD OUR RE AND IM SO FUCKHS FEDUROFF YOU OPPRESVE F------ BE ARMED AND FIGHT TYRANNY AND RSTRYNGro TAKE MY FACING GUNS I SWEAR TO F------ GOD CH? PLL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED os s p JUST AÑOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE F--- OUT WITH SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY F------ WORDS. YOU IT TO ME OVER THE INERNET THINK AGAIN, F-----. AS WE SA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT ES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING ME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER AMI EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN ITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I TE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS Þ YOUR F-- G TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, DIOT. I WIL AT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU I CAN BE AN . NOT E ENTIREARSE OUR M ERABLE d odE WILL SE S S---. IF M YOU ABOUT TOBRIAE DON UPON YOUANBE YOU YOUDIDNTAND NOWOU'RE PA WILL DRON INT. YPU OLERAV NO AT UNHOLY OU GODDA PRICE, GOAD, KIDDO.
haha lol yeah haha kek yeah this is pretty based ngl communism does fail alot good meme and based THATS NOT REAL CAPITALISM BECAUSE IN A TRUE CAPITALIST SOCIETY MARKET PRESSURE WOULD ESSENTIALLY SELF REGULATE THE COMPANIES ITS NOT EVEN FAIR TO BRING UP HOW COMPANIES EXPLOIT WORKERS IN POOR COUNTRIES LACKING REGULATION BECAUSE THAT WwOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE WEST BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT THE NAP AND YOURE A FUUCKING COMMUNIST STALINIST STATIST SIMP ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS CAPITALISM BAD WHEN ACTUALLY ITS YOU OPPRESIVE C-- GREMLINS PUTTING US DOWN LIKE F--- MAN I JUST WANT TO BUY WEED SHOOT GUNS AND FUND ETHOTS BUT NO000 ALL WE F------ GET IS YOU RETARDS NOT UNDERSTANDING BASIC CAPITALISM I AM A DEPUTY MANAGER AT A FRANCHISE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU CAN F------ QUIT AND JUST GET ANOTHER JOB AND PEOPLE WHO STRUGGLE TO FIND WORK CAN GO F--- THEMSELVES ITS NOT OUR FAULT THEY CANT WORK A JOB LIKE A NORMAL F------ PERSON. WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL I DIDNT HAVE MANY FRIENDS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAID I WAS REALLY LOUD AND ARROGANT AND PERHAPS THAT DEVELOPED INTO A PERSONALITY DISORDER WHERE I NOW UNFAIRLY FAVOR MY SELF OVER EVERYONE ELSE AND I SUPPOSE YOU COULD ARGUE THE WAY I AM SO HAPPY TO GET ABSOLUTELY BUM F----- BY COMPANIES BUT NOT BY THE GOVERNMENT A BIT OF A RIDICULOUS DOUBLE STANDARD BUT I DONT GIVE A F--- BECAUSE COMMUNISTS LITERALLY KILL ABOUT A HUNERED TRISLION BILLION PEOPLE PER LITERAL F------ MINUTE AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE CAPITALISM KILLS? LITERALLY NONE IT LIFTS PEOPLE OUT OF POVERTY BUT AGAIN DONT MENTION THE POOR INDIAN SLAVES WORKINGIN THE SWEAT SHOPS OF AMERICAN COMPANIES BECAUSE THEY DONT COUNT AND F--- YOU FOR BRINGHIGTHADPLA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU SEE IT DOESNT EXIST BECAUSE I DIDNT HEAR Ii JUST REALY MISS NY DAD YOU KNOW HE WASNT THERE AND NOW I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BE THE ULTIMATE PROVIDE ANETFUCK MANITS JUST SO MUCH PRESSURE BUT WHAT THE F--- YOU DISTRACTED ME YOU F------ SHITBA STATIST I DONT GIVEA F--- ABOUT ANYTHING YOU SAY AND YOUR F------ MCDONALDS MEMES HOLY F--- AM I BORE OF roUR F------ MCDONALDS MEMES NOT EVERY F------ LIBRIGHT WORKS IN MCDONALDS HOLY F--- MOst PLACE IN THIS WORLD ANDMAKENT SOMEW ALWAYS TRYING TO PUT uS DOWN WISH ILV NONE OF THESE FUCKINGPUSSIES ANR DICTA WHAT THE F--- Dfou JUST FUSKHNG SAABOT ME, YQU TOP OF MY CASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I'VE BEEN OLVED IN NUMÉROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVE 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN CORILLA WARFARE ANDI'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMEDFORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BU PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BE THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SPEAK IAM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIESACRO NOW sofrouU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE YOU CALL YOUR FE. YOU'RE F------ DEAD, SEVEN HUNDRENAYS, AND THAT'S JUST W MY BARE HAN UNARMED COMBA BUT I HAVE haha i swear we're not all furries lol well made op, based uS ARE JUST GUYS WITH OUT OWN STARTUPS TRYING TO BUILD OUR RE AND IM SO FUCKHS FEDUROFF YOU OPPRESVE F------ BE ARMED AND FIGHT TYRANNY AND RSTRYNGro TAKE MY FACING GUNS I SWEAR TO F------ GOD CH? PLL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED os s p JUST AÑOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE F--- OUT WITH SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY F------ WORDS. YOU IT TO ME OVER THE INERNET THINK AGAIN, F-----. AS WE SA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT ES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING ME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER AMI EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN ITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I TE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS Þ YOUR F-- G TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, DIOT. I WIL AT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU I CAN BE AN . NOT E ENTIREARSE OUR M ERABLE d odE WILL SE S S---. IF M YOU ABOUT TOBRIAE DON UPON YOUANBE YOU YOUDIDNTAND NOWOU'RE PA WILL DRON INT. YPU OLERAV NO AT UNHOLY OU GODDA PRICE, GOAD, KIDDO.

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NO000! YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US I an do whatever i want. i have my rights I look like a surgeon The mask fools facial recognition and I am going to steal

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Where each quadrant claims to get their theory vs where they actually get it

Authoritarian Authoritarian Communist Manifesto THE TRAP HOLY BIBLE AMERICAN STANDARD VERSION SPEED DOPE Economic- 666 KARL MARX & FREDERICK ENGELS BOAT INTERNATIONAL PUBLISHERS Еcon mic- Economic- Left Left Right. PETER KROPOTKIN OE ROGA Makerial THE WEALTH OF 因 NATIONS RSIO THE CONQUEST OF BREAD ENCE ADAM SMITH Capyrighted Maerial Libertarian Libertarian EXP E HARRY DOTTER HOUSE E HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HE ORDER oF THE PHONT HARRY P OF TIRE POTTER HARRY POTTER AND THE PRLISONER OF AZKA H HARRY POTTER E HARRY POTTER IND THE SORCERER'S STONE CHAPO
Authoritarian Authoritarian Communist Manifesto THE TRAP HOLY BIBLE AMERICAN STANDARD VERSION SPEED DOPE Economic- 666 KARL MARX & FREDERICK ENGELS BOAT INTERNATIONAL PUBLISHERS Еcon mic- Economic- Left Left Right. PETER KROPOTKIN OE ROGA Makerial THE WEALTH OF 因 NATIONS RSIO THE CONQUEST OF BREAD ENCE ADAM SMITH Capyrighted Maerial Libertarian Libertarian EXP E HARRY DOTTER HOUSE E HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HE ORDER oF THE PHONT HARRY P OF TIRE POTTER HARRY POTTER AND THE PRLISONER OF AZKA H HARRY POTTER E HARRY POTTER IND THE SORCERER'S STONE CHAPO

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Metal political compass

Authoritarian The elitist Andy Loudwire Cannibal Corpse fan Metal boomer Pantera fan subscriber - Only listens to bands with fewer than 50 fans - Eats unborn babies in his Free time - "Black Sabbath? What are those kids up to today?" drywall with - Uncanny ability to punch through - Unironically worships Corey Taylor - Feels empowered by making fun of other people's musical taste - Listens to the same two Black Sabbath albums on repeat, yet claims to be a "metal nerd" - Edits artists Wikipedia page after each new episode of "Wikipedia: Fact or Fiction" to have only the most accurate information ease - Can sort of understand the lyrics - "You young Folk have it easy. Back in my day, distortions didn't come with the amp. We had to find ways to make it ourselves!" - 20% chance they hate minorities - Will self- destruct if anyone mentions the word "Metallica" within a 10 mile radius of him - Thinks Ozzy Osbourne is the greatest musical mind to ever grace the Earth's surface - C--- blood - Doesn't know how to find music for himself, and relies on a mainstream news site to spoon feed him bands to Listen to - Has 30x the average level of testosterone Unironic The grudge-holder the jokester the Prog-master the Djent God Avenged Sevenfold fan - Owns a full- size John Petrucci body pillow Satanist - "Haha, whales amiright?" - Probably has tattoo sleeves - Believes any commercially SUccessful album implies that the band sold out - Basically a dollar store Pantera fan - "YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF - Thinks that if doesn't have 40 different time signatures, it's сгар - Complex understanding of polyrhythms and atonal harmony - But only a 10% chance they hate minorities - People thought he was joking about becoming a Satanist at First, but boy were they wrong a VARG? HE STABBEDA GUY!" - Stops listening to a band once they release a ballad - Has metal rods surgically implanted in wrists - Natural habitat is the back of a cop car - "Haha, shut up you ELITLIST, amiright guys?" Only listens to songs over 10 minutes Anthrax fan Metal Veteran Steve The infrequent Megadeth fan Metallica fan listener Believes Anthrax is criminally underrated, and won't let - Prefers the older stuff but a lot of the new stufF "ain't bad" - Not a huge metal fan but listens to some songs every now and then that appear on Spotify - Actually likes Metallica as well, despite what the memes may say - Listens to Megadeth from time to time BORN TO - "Metallica? I don't think I know him." anyone hear the end of it FEEL - Spends a majority of his weekends - "It's alright, I'm just not really into the screaming." - Listens to whatever his Friends have to offer - Has listened to the breakdown in Indians approximately 1,408,567 times - Appreciates St. Anger 7. going to concerts Can - Likes a few riffs, doesn't Like the overall aggression of the genre appreciate the artistic effort that - Still waiting for S&M 2 - Nicest guy you'll ever meet was put in to Risk BabyMetal fan Ronnie Chad metal Slipknot fa Five Finger Death Michael centrist Punch fan - A living metal stereotype - "You just can't appreciate good music." - "You just don't like it because you have preconceived ideas about the band" - Just subscribed to r/MetalMemes for the camaraderie and the humor - Appreciates every single genre and subgenre of the metal catalog - Entire personality is being a Slipknot fan - Works our at least six times a day - 30% chance he eats dogs - Drives a Lifted truck 神風 - Knows Metallica and Slipknot, but that's about it - Will actually listen to whatever you send him - Good friends with the Loudwire Subscriber Mainstream Country wasn't "manly" enough for him - Has a similar Singlehandedly keeps hental artists in business upbringing to that of the Joker - Has spent years listening to metal and will never stop Tool fan The woman RATM fan Animals as r/MetalMemes user Rock & Roll Leaders fan outcast - "Вго, yoU ever heard of the Fibonacci Sequence?" - Didn't listen to the lyrics at First, but once he did, he became - Complains about people complaining about metal elitists - Gets marginalized every so often, but her love for the genre outweighs her need for validation from her peers - Can actually pronounce the song titles, a feat in it of itself - No one really knows why he's here politically active - Listens to Tool, and Tool only Brings up political corruption in any conversation whatsoever - Thinks people in the sub should stop using "the same three jokes" over and over again - Likes Godsmack - Still waiting for a new album - Ears have become accustomed to drop D tuning Can down a beer in under Five seconds - 80% chance she skateboards - Dabbles in System of a Down - Listens to Cafo on гереat Daddy the anarchist Nu Metal fan the newbie the Cliff Jeff the salesman mourner - Acquaints himself with - Pretends not to exist, because the wrath of the metal world is too much for him - Gets harassed for Liking FFDP and Korn Pirates YoUTube audio, burns it onto CDs, and sells them to his Friends - Takes the lyrics a bit too literally - Hasn't listened to Metallica since that tragic day in every metal subgenre known to man - Just got into metal last week Wants to live on a secluUded island off the coast of Canada - Likes rap and metal, and doesn't understand why others can't accept it as an authentic metal subgenre LB. - Doesn't know why people get Made eye contact with a girl once - Hasn't paid any taxes since 2004 - Even as an avid Nu Metal fan, he still doesn't like Fred Durst mad at each other for liking different bands - Greasier than the bottom of a KFC bucket - Lars Ulrich's worst nightmare Libertarian Right Left
Authoritarian The elitist Andy Loudwire Cannibal Corpse fan Metal boomer Pantera fan subscriber - Only listens to bands with fewer than 50 fans - Eats unborn babies in his Free time - "Black Sabbath? What are those kids up to today?" drywall with - Uncanny ability to punch through - Unironically worships Corey Taylor - Feels empowered by making fun of other people's musical taste - Listens to the same two Black Sabbath albums on repeat, yet claims to be a "metal nerd" - Edits artists Wikipedia page after each new episode of "Wikipedia: Fact or Fiction" to have only the most accurate information ease - Can sort of understand the lyrics - "You young Folk have it easy. Back in my day, distortions didn't come with the amp. We had to find ways to make it ourselves!" - 20% chance they hate minorities - Will self- destruct if anyone mentions the word "Metallica" within a 10 mile radius of him - Thinks Ozzy Osbourne is the greatest musical mind to ever grace the Earth's surface - C--- blood - Doesn't know how to find music for himself, and relies on a mainstream news site to spoon feed him bands to Listen to - Has 30x the average level of testosterone Unironic The grudge-holder the jokester the Prog-master the Djent God Avenged Sevenfold fan - Owns a full- size John Petrucci body pillow Satanist - "Haha, whales amiright?" - Probably has tattoo sleeves - Believes any commercially SUccessful album implies that the band sold out - Basically a dollar store Pantera fan - "YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF - Thinks that if doesn't have 40 different time signatures, it's сгар - Complex understanding of polyrhythms and atonal harmony - But only a 10% chance they hate minorities - People thought he was joking about becoming a Satanist at First, but boy were they wrong a VARG? HE STABBEDA GUY!" - Stops listening to a band once they release a ballad - Has metal rods surgically implanted in wrists - Natural habitat is the back of a cop car - "Haha, shut up you ELITLIST, amiright guys?" Only listens to songs over 10 minutes Anthrax fan Metal Veteran Steve The infrequent Megadeth fan Metallica fan listener Believes Anthrax is criminally underrated, and won't let - Prefers the older stuff but a lot of the new stufF "ain't bad" - Not a huge metal fan but listens to some songs every now and then that appear on Spotify - Actually likes Metallica as well, despite what the memes may say - Listens to Megadeth from time to time BORN TO - "Metallica? I don't think I know him." anyone hear the end of it FEEL - Spends a majority of his weekends - "It's alright, I'm just not really into the screaming." - Listens to whatever his Friends have to offer - Has listened to the breakdown in Indians approximately 1,408,567 times - Appreciates St. Anger 7. going to concerts Can - Likes a few riffs, doesn't Like the overall aggression of the genre appreciate the artistic effort that - Still waiting for S&M 2 - Nicest guy you'll ever meet was put in to Risk BabyMetal fan Ronnie Chad metal Slipknot fa Five Finger Death Michael centrist Punch fan - A living metal stereotype - "You just can't appreciate good music." - "You just don't like it because you have preconceived ideas about the band" - Just subscribed to r/MetalMemes for the camaraderie and the humor - Appreciates every single genre and subgenre of the metal catalog - Entire personality is being a Slipknot fan - Works our at least six times a day - 30% chance he eats dogs - Drives a Lifted truck 神風 - Knows Metallica and Slipknot, but that's about it - Will actually listen to whatever you send him - Good friends with the Loudwire Subscriber Mainstream Country wasn't "manly" enough for him - Has a similar Singlehandedly keeps hental artists in business upbringing to that of the Joker - Has spent years listening to metal and will never stop Tool fan The woman RATM fan Animals as r/MetalMemes user Rock & Roll Leaders fan outcast - "Вго, yoU ever heard of the Fibonacci Sequence?" - Didn't listen to the lyrics at First, but once he did, he became - Complains about people complaining about metal elitists - Gets marginalized every so often, but her love for the genre outweighs her need for validation from her peers - Can actually pronounce the song titles, a feat in it of itself - No one really knows why he's here politically active - Listens to Tool, and Tool only Brings up political corruption in any conversation whatsoever - Thinks people in the sub should stop using "the same three jokes" over and over again - Likes Godsmack - Still waiting for a new album - Ears have become accustomed to drop D tuning Can down a beer in under Five seconds - 80% chance she skateboards - Dabbles in System of a Down - Listens to Cafo on гереat Daddy the anarchist Nu Metal fan the newbie the Cliff Jeff the salesman mourner - Acquaints himself with - Pretends not to exist, because the wrath of the metal world is too much for him - Gets harassed for Liking FFDP and Korn Pirates YoUTube audio, burns it onto CDs, and sells them to his Friends - Takes the lyrics a bit too literally - Hasn't listened to Metallica since that tragic day in every metal subgenre known to man - Just got into metal last week Wants to live on a secluUded island off the coast of Canada - Likes rap and metal, and doesn't understand why others can't accept it as an authentic metal subgenre LB. - Doesn't know why people get Made eye contact with a girl once - Hasn't paid any taxes since 2004 - Even as an avid Nu Metal fan, he still doesn't like Fred Durst mad at each other for liking different bands - Greasier than the bottom of a KFC bucket - Lars Ulrich's worst nightmare Libertarian Right Left

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Sleeper / Awakened / Ascended Ideologies

Figured I might as well cut out the middle man, since that other one was made and foolishly didn't include the old one. Deep down, we're all part of Scatman's World
Figured I might as well cut out the middle man, since that other one was made and foolishly didn't include the old one. Deep down, we're all part of Scatman's World

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