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Every toilet needs a poop knife
Every toilet needs a poop knife

Poop Knife
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What to do with Poop Knife After Use

Please discard poop-knives into the time- space vortex after use.
Please discard poop-knives into the time- space vortex after use.

Poop Knife
please discard throwing out get rid of it

Crap Tacks

Crap Tacks
Crap Tacks

Poop Knife
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Dookie Dirk

Dookie Dirk
Dookie Dirk

Poop Knife
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Santa's Stool Shiv

Santa's Stool Shiv
Santa's Stool Shiv

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Doo Doo Dagger

Doo-Doo Or Dagger
Doo-Doo Or Dagger

Poop Knife
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Excrement Excalibur

Excrement Excalibur
Excrement Excalibur

Poop Knife
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Feces Falchion

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Poop Knife
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Ca Ca Katana

Ca-Ca Katana
Ca-Ca Katana

Poop Knife
sword poop

Scatsaber

Scatsaber
Scatsaber

Poop Knife
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Shit Scimtar

S--- Scimitar
S--- Scimitar

Poop Knife
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Shatula

Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19627 points 1688 comments MrsWhirly 71 points.5 days ago My family uses a spatula, affectionately referred to as "The Shatula". Obviously, it stays in the upstairs bathroom, which is the proper place to go for such an event, and we don't use it in the kitchen. More comments [Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19622 points 1688 comments Garg and Moonslicer 214 points-5 days ago Hey op. My family doesn't have a poop knife, but we have a poop ruler that cuts up poop. So you aren't alone. More comments
Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19627 points 1688 comments MrsWhirly 71 points.5 days ago My family uses a spatula, affectionately referred to as "The Shatula". Obviously, it stays in the upstairs bathroom, which is the proper place to go for such an event, and we don't use it in the kitchen. More comments [Light] was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. r/confession 19622 points 1688 comments Garg and Moonslicer 214 points-5 days ago Hey op. My family doesn't have a poop knife, but we have a poop ruler that cuts up poop. So you aren't alone. More comments

Poop Knife
poop ruler spatula

Another Story

H Iarnnottouchingewe . 24 points 5 days ago My friends sister laid a huge turd in the toilet. She couldn't get it to flush. So she just casually strolls into kitchen while me and my buddy are watching Friday night videos, and grabs a pocket knife from the junk drawer. Goes back towards the bathroom, my buddy is hey what the eff you need a knife for? So she says the toilet won't flush. Their dad hears this jumps up and runs down to bathroom and screams who the s--- this turd. Which brings mom into the bathroom she freaks out. No all 5 of us are in the throne room in admiration of her magnificent turd. The dad asks what is the knife for and his sister goes it's what I use to cut them. Yeah that's what she said. It was silent until her mom asked how long have you been cutting turds with that knife, I am dying my friend is in tears, well since we are all here I guess the secret is out so I get massive turds on my period mom. So for about six years mom. She goes to leave and her dad grabs her and says cut the cheese sweet pea and that's your knife now. That's it I cant breathe I am laughing so hard. She is in tears her mom is mortified and her dad was trying to be supportive, my buddy and I are being total jackasses. Her dad pulls us aside and threatened to kick the s--- out us if a word of sir turdly of bummertown gets out of the house. We never said a word about it outside of their house but we were brutal to here at home permalink embedsave report roply
H Iarnnottouchingewe . 24 points 5 days ago My friends sister laid a huge turd in the toilet. She couldn't get it to flush. So she just casually strolls into kitchen while me and my buddy are watching Friday night videos, and grabs a pocket knife from the junk drawer. Goes back towards the bathroom, my buddy is hey what the eff you need a knife for? So she says the toilet won't flush. Their dad hears this jumps up and runs down to bathroom and screams who the s--- this turd. Which brings mom into the bathroom she freaks out. No all 5 of us are in the throne room in admiration of her magnificent turd. The dad asks what is the knife for and his sister goes it's what I use to cut them. Yeah that's what she said. It was silent until her mom asked how long have you been cutting turds with that knife, I am dying my friend is in tears, well since we are all here I guess the secret is out so I get massive turds on my period mom. So for about six years mom. She goes to leave and her dad grabs her and says cut the cheese sweet pea and that's your knife now. That's it I cant breathe I am laughing so hard. She is in tears her mom is mortified and her dad was trying to be supportive, my buddy and I are being total jackasses. Her dad pulls us aside and threatened to kick the s--- out us if a word of sir turdly of bummertown gets out of the house. We never said a word about it outside of their house but we were brutal to here at home permalink embedsave report roply

Poop Knife
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