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DONTTIEYOUR S#@T TOGETHER WITH LICORICE FEEL FREE TO COMPETE AGAINST YOUR GHOST TO WIN 1CONE) MAGIC THE GATHERING CARD! PLEASE SHIELD YOUR CHILD FROM EVIL NINIA DUST BUNNIES WHILE HE OR SHE ENJOYS THE NINTENDO 3DS. PNK YOU, PLANT.
DONTTIEYOUR S#@T TOGETHER WITH LICORICE FEEL FREE TO COMPETE AGAINST YOUR GHOST TO WIN 1CONE) MAGIC THE GATHERING CARD! PLEASE SHIELD YOUR CHILD FROM EVIL NINIA DUST BUNNIES WHILE HE OR SHE ENJOYS THE NINTENDO 3DS. PNK YOU, PLANT.

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YOUR 3DS WILL GET NERVOUS AND START TO SWEAT IFYOU PLACE IT NEAR YOUR PRINTER'S TRACTOR BEAM.
YOUR 3DS WILL GET NERVOUS AND START TO SWEAT IFYOU PLACE IT NEAR YOUR PRINTER'S TRACTOR BEAM.

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deal with it

PUSH HARDER FAGGOT

Instructions: Exercising Baby PUSH HARDER F----- THEYRE GONNA WONDER IF YOU EVEN LIFT NO
Instructions: Exercising Baby PUSH HARDER F----- THEYRE GONNA WONDER IF YOU EVEN LIFT NO

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Hand signals

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Hand Signals Think I Saw Something Did You Mean Me? (consmation requested) s Clear- No Need To Be Quiet I'm Having A Hard Time Seaing Vary Far Wthout My Glasses Speak Aim for Tha Ass Something's Wrong With My Gun repeat gesture to add again to ndicate tustration) I Cant Reach This Pocket I Have Been Hit approximate size of h Shut Up A Sacond My Battery Ded This is My Stop l Need Mare Ammo Jesus Christ They re Shooting at Us Goddamed Lives, Already Teenager Male Bearded Thug Boyish, Hairless Male Weak Heart Pansy Telgvision Book I Think He Was On Our Side Missed Because My Sights Are off Hall Ba Out In A Minute Sory, My Faul My Fogges-upl GdBrought the Wrong Ammo Again This is what I think of your Opinion We havent Got A Chance They May Have A Chance They Havent Got A Chance You First na's No Way Im Going In There We're Outta Here Stay in Frent of Ma Where 's Safe Are there Two Teams, ot?This Gaar is Heavy, My Lowar Back Could Use aMassage

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F--- THIS S---!
F--- THIS S---!

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KuvatON.com UTIEXIT UTIEXIT EVACUATION PROCEDURE Remove the window, then just stand there and think about what you've done DIYDESPAIR.COM
KuvatON.com UTIEXIT UTIEXIT EVACUATION PROCEDURE Remove the window, then just stand there and think about what you've done DIYDESPAIR.COM

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EXIT airtoons.con If a door fails to open, give it several swift Judo Chops at key points located on the door
EXIT airtoons.con If a door fails to open, give it several swift Judo Chops at key points located on the door

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airtoons.com Don't be a d--- and try to get into the elevator before people inside can get out.
airtoons.com Don't be a d--- and try to get into the elevator before people inside can get out.

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airtoons.com Music is an essential part of life, including but not limited to tying your shoes or escaping a m----- shelter.
airtoons.com Music is an essential part of life, including but not limited to tying your shoes or escaping a m----- shelter.

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airtoons.com Filing cabinets are unacceptable means for hiding yourself from terrorists and/or annoying co-workers.
airtoons.com Filing cabinets are unacceptable means for hiding yourself from terrorists and/or annoying co-workers.

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Modified CPR instructions

Yo son lHol4 you 0 Figure 26, Tap and shou Yell for help. if someone comes, have that person phone 911 and get an AE Whether or not someone comes, check the child's breathing next Action Yell for Help YouRE Figure 27. Get help
Yo son lHol4 you 0 Figure 26, Tap and shou Yell for help. if someone comes, have that person phone 911 and get an AE Whether or not someone comes, check the child's breathing next Action Yell for Help YouRE Figure 27. Get help

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alrtoons.com If radioactive material is bad, send it to its room without supper. Let it think about what it has done.
alrtoons.com If radioactive material is bad, send it to its room without supper. Let it think about what it has done.

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airtoons.com Take a moment to ponder if the animals near you could have died from a chemical terrorist attack for a good 30 minutes to an hour, or until you can no longer stand; whichever comes first.
airtoons.com Take a moment to ponder if the animals near you could have died from a chemical terrorist attack for a good 30 minutes to an hour, or until you can no longer stand; whichever comes first.

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alrtoons.com Always properly cleanse your hands after having phone sex.
alrtoons.com Always properly cleanse your hands after having phone sex.

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airtoons.com If you see an explosion ahead, speed up and drive straight into it.
airtoons.com If you see an explosion ahead, speed up and drive straight into it.

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airtoons.com Hide under your desk from Apple J[s and other outdated debris.
airtoons.com Hide under your desk from Apple J[s and other outdated debris.

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restaurant Find out what the victim is choking on. Don't order that dish for yourself. Force liquid down the victim's throat. If victim is choking on fish or fowl. use a chilled white wine. If victim is choking on meat, use a room temperature red wine Adminis thrusts. When blockage comes up, victim should consult a doctor. Bystanders should consulta dry cleaner ter four abdominal or chest Presented sort of in the public interest by the rican Double Cross Associati A MAD Mini Poster
restaurant Find out what the victim is choking on. Don't order that dish for yourself. Force liquid down the victim's throat. If victim is choking on fish or fowl. use a chilled white wine. If victim is choking on meat, use a room temperature red wine Adminis thrusts. When blockage comes up, victim should consult a doctor. Bystanders should consulta dry cleaner ter four abdominal or chest Presented sort of in the public interest by the rican Double Cross Associati A MAD Mini Poster

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SOUTH PACIFIC AIRLINES Safety Instructions HERE ARE SOME SAFETY TIPS IN THE EVENT OF SNAKES ON A PLANE YOUR SNACK TRAY MAY BE USED TO TRAP AND CONFUSE SNAKES PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS WITH SMALL PETS AS THEY MAY ATTRACT HUNGRY SNAKES REMOVABLE SEAT CUSHION CAN DOUBLE AS A SNAKE DETERRENT DEVICE PLEASE PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY WHEN STEPPING OVER DEAD BODIES FIRE EXTINGUISHERS LOCATED AT EXITS CAN ALSO WARD OFF AGGRESSIVE SNAKES IF YOU SUFFER FROM A SNAKE BITE, PLEASE NOTIFY THE NEAREST FLIGHT ATTENDANT OXYGEN MASKS CAN BE USED IN THE EVENT OF PANIC ATTACKS IN THE EVENT OF A SNAKE EVACUATION, THE EMERGENCY SLIDE WILL BE DEPLOYED FOR SAFE EXIT EXIT FIRE SMOKE DEBRIS SNAKE ULIAINA MARGULES NATHA 0806 NEW LINE CINEMA
SOUTH PACIFIC AIRLINES Safety Instructions HERE ARE SOME SAFETY TIPS IN THE EVENT OF SNAKES ON A PLANE YOUR SNACK TRAY MAY BE USED TO TRAP AND CONFUSE SNAKES PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS WITH SMALL PETS AS THEY MAY ATTRACT HUNGRY SNAKES REMOVABLE SEAT CUSHION CAN DOUBLE AS A SNAKE DETERRENT DEVICE PLEASE PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY WHEN STEPPING OVER DEAD BODIES FIRE EXTINGUISHERS LOCATED AT EXITS CAN ALSO WARD OFF AGGRESSIVE SNAKES IF YOU SUFFER FROM A SNAKE BITE, PLEASE NOTIFY THE NEAREST FLIGHT ATTENDANT OXYGEN MASKS CAN BE USED IN THE EVENT OF PANIC ATTACKS IN THE EVENT OF A SNAKE EVACUATION, THE EMERGENCY SLIDE WILL BE DEPLOYED FOR SAFE EXIT EXIT FIRE SMOKE DEBRIS SNAKE ULIAINA MARGULES NATHA 0806 NEW LINE CINEMA

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Personal courtesy procedures when flying with me

PERSONAL COURTESY PROCEEDURES WHEN FLYING WITH ME Stow annoying people in overhead bins. Please keep quiet. | Should you talk to me? Maybe. NO! 1/ CRACKED.Com
PERSONAL COURTESY PROCEEDURES WHEN FLYING WITH ME Stow annoying people in overhead bins. Please keep quiet. | Should you talk to me? Maybe. NO! 1/ CRACKED.Com

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