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SOUTH PACIFIC AIRLINES Safety Instructions HERE ARE SOME SAFETY TIPS IN THE EVENT OF SNAKES ON A PLANE YOUR SNACK TRAY MAY BE USED TO TRAP AND CONFUSE SNAKES PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS WITH SMALL PETS AS THEY MAY ATTRACT HUNGRY SNAKES REMOVABLE SEAT CUSHION CAN DOUBLE AS A SNAKE DETERRENT DEVICE PLEASE PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY WHEN STEPPING OVER DEAD BODIES FIRE EXTINGUISHERS LOCATED AT EXITS CAN ALSO WARD OFF AGGRESSIVE SNAKES IF YOU SUFFER FROM A SNAKE BITE, PLEASE NOTIFY THE NEAREST FLIGHT ATTENDANT OXYGEN MASKS CAN BE USED IN THE EVENT OF PANIC ATTACKS IN THE EVENT OF A SNAKE EVACUATION, THE EMERGENCY SLIDE WILL BE DEPLOYED FOR SAFE EXIT EXIT FIRE SMOKE DEBRIS SNAKE ULIAINA MARGULES NATHA 0806 NEW LINE CINEMA

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