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In the event of an accidental a--- gas release, masks will drop down from a little trap door in the ceiling. Kids don't get any though, because they can just suffer like the little brats that they are.
In the event of an accidental a--- gas release, masks will drop down from a little trap door in the ceiling. Kids don't get any though, because they can just suffer like the little brats that they are.

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fart

airtoons.com 5 In the event of an airline evacuation, style points will be given based on form and artistic impression.
airtoons.com 5 In the event of an airline evacuation, style points will be given based on form and artistic impression.

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evacuation parody style points

Urine sensor detects when you urinate in sea water, causing harm to sea life.
Urine sensor detects when you urinate in sea water, causing harm to sea life.

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If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting

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debris trapped oxygen fart

If your building collapses, give yourself a bl wj*b while waiting to be rescued
If your building collapses, give yourself a bl wj*b while waiting to be rescued

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Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f* away
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f* away

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Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

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If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

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terrorist arrow pinning

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

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fire set yourself on fire run do not

Nasty Safety Instructions

Take-off, Landing & During Movement Water Evacuation Oxygen Supply Land & Water Evacuation Exits Bracing Positions EXIT OPERATION ASSESS OUTSIDE CONDITIONS. IF OPENING EXIT INCREASES THE HAZARD TO PASSENGERS DO NOT OPEN. Slide Evacuation
Take-off, Landing & During Movement Water Evacuation Oxygen Supply Land & Water Evacuation Exits Bracing Positions EXIT OPERATION ASSESS OUTSIDE CONDITIONS. IF OPENING EXIT INCREASES THE HAZARD TO PASSENGERS DO NOT OPEN. Slide Evacuation

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Try not to cry

O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)
O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)

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collegehumor try not to cry cry a lot lie down

Pre-historic Devices

The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.
The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.

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A great deal of change, pens, and pencils can be found under the seats of this aircraft.
A great deal of change, pens, and pencils can be found under the seats of this aircraft.

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infographic safety instruction parody airplane

airtoons.com Licorice is conveniently stored inside floatation device for snacking.
airtoons.com Licorice is conveniently stored inside floatation device for snacking.

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2 T1 Cocaine is conveniently stored underneath your seat for in-flight snorting.
2 T1 Cocaine is conveniently stored underneath your seat for in-flight snorting.

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cocaine airplane smuggling under seat