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File: 1330302528 ipg-(33 KB, 640x360, hospital bed.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: 7EoXD0XT) 02/26/12(Sun)19:28:48 No.383649568 As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room for my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win the anesthesia So upon entering the OR, i was asked to lie down on the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls contract from the cold, only to be followed by my little soldier retreating into my pelvis... I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said dont worry about that, we wont look down there. At that point I was as red as a tomato Withn seconds they had me wired me up with sensors, and tubing, and introduced me to both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, who seemed like a nice guys The anesthesiologist then walked me through the process of what was about to be done. He told me that he was now plugging in a tube that would transfer the K-O juice, and I would be knocked out in a couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards from 100 I felt my head getting heavy and I began to lose control of my arms I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesial!" A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror Turns out what I really yelled was dont need no education", and both my eyes were pointing into two totally different directions Needless to say. lost the bet When I woke up. I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hear them saying, "Pink Floyd has come to" didnt get the reference up until the surgeon came to check on me and told me what I had done >> □ Anonymous (ID: AX/Y9AQ) 02/26/12(Sun)19:30:38 No.383649879 That was an epic story. Bro Anonymous (ID: c912m+Bf) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:26 No.383650023 That was f------ funny as f--- op Anonymous (ID: UvxoUiSN) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:39 No.383650065 "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!" lold Anonymous (ID: RJr3leM4) 02/26/12 (Sun)19:33:02 No.383650307 Here is 10 internets for you op

File: 1330302528 ipg-(33 KB, 640x360, hospital bed.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: 7EoXD0XT) 02/26/12(Sun)19:28:48 No.383649568 As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room for my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win the anesthesia So upon entering the OR, i was asked to lie down on the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls contract from the cold, only to be followed by my little soldier retreating into my pelvis... I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said dont worry about that, we wont look down there. At that point I was as red as a tomato Withn seconds they had me wired me up with sensors, and tubing, and introduced me to both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, who seemed like a nice guys The anesthesiologist then walked me through the process of what was about to be done. He told me that he was now plugging in a tube that would transfer the K-O juice, and I would be knocked out in a couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards from 100 I felt my head getting heavy and I began to lose control of my arms I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesial!" A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror Turns out what I really yelled was dont need no education", and both my eyes were pointing into two totally different directions Needless to say. lost the bet When I woke up. I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hear them saying, "Pink Floyd has come to" didnt get the reference up until the surgeon came to check on me and told me what I had done >> □ Anonymous (ID: AX/Y9AQ) 02/26/12(Sun)19:30:38 No.383649879 That was an epic story. Bro Anonymous (ID: c912m+Bf) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:26 No.383650023 That was f------ funny as f--- op Anonymous (ID: UvxoUiSN) 02/26/12(Sun)19:31:39 No.383650065 "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!" lold Anonymous (ID: RJr3leM4) 02/26/12 (Sun)19:33:02 No.383650307 Here is 10 internets for you op

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Different Types of Knights

YOU GET TO BE A BAD ASS KNIGHT, SON! WHICHIN' YOU WANT? YO DOUSED WATER KNIGHT +You're honorable n s--- +You have healing powers +You can shoot fine ·You hardcore You get all the p---- Paladins yo bitch +Get in all da clubs Wet t-shirt contests Always got drinks +Bitches be all over f----- charismatie d--- Anybody f--- wit you +Can wear lift yo bitch but not a bitch Max suag armor +Your sword is like, F---, you the niggest TWIN SWORD KNIGHT GOLD KNIGHT + You grow dat dank s--- 428 erryday wid da red knight + smoke enough to see da future TWO F----- SWORDS +n----- know you got the green blind a n---- wit yo golden sword love dose three tingsi money, -n----- always be expectin you to pay fo s--- la. n----. it's BOTH +bitches be all over your two sword style shields ain't actually for p------ + aluays lookin' te get dat gonna wish you had -You better have soame for a halberd knigsa be lookin' fo yo stash, keep cool nayn, keep WHITE KNIGHT + U only like dat hard s--- namsayin AXE KNIGHT SPEAR KNIGHT the f--- is this y ass green knight aint got s--- -gettin into and losin fights all the time steppin into other n----- -f--- son, you be the bitches bitch +s--- son you be stylin wit dat ax0 +swingin dat heavy axe make you swole -man why you gotta be perpetuatin the 2 pufts and aint nobahdy gonna f-- tchop down trees, doors, and n----- alike-disrespectful -n----- be makin axe puns and axin if dey -shameful can AXE you a question -get it, axe you a question bland as f--- armor, get some style n---- puffs an red knight best watch his bak cuz u krazy n---- long reach always gotta be findin dat next fix dat p---- ass eracka knight be all yo where mah teef at aint gonna ride yo you know she d--- fo dis, right n----? get real Anonymous ton1/12DAer023 42 N·20954542 Repler n2OGASZ2ttaessaz ·You can mak. ice carne cut afeverywhete Btches ove your pala tişga d--- You will hear f----- s----- ice puns Bitches can handle your cold d--- g KB, 230255, erf knte png Rack hard abs made of f-----' ocks, dawg -Rack hard dck made of f-----' rocks, sheat When yo get yo rocks of, yo f-----' shoat rocks Igets dem hoes dead 3x NBA MVP 2x NBA All-Star MVP S--- n---- you done tuclked "N----- alway"ying to c ch you ridn' dity File: 1349350453853 nE-(6 KB, 219 235, purp png) PURPLE (DRANK) KNGHT a dirty-888 hoe what aint +You are smooth, socatie gentleman wfe other fine people hke to be around +You have access to an insnite supply of grage-flavored sweet drinks wwomen enjny the taste of your gentais and are drewn to it +Gertismen you associate with wil deland you Io the death you are introuble Your skin sticks to upholstery and picks sp dog hair ye gots tha germ. son □ Anonymous 100212 Tue 0009 № 2096492 Reples "amass uma讼"reel uress2ux est요 □ Ano y no s 1002 12 Tue100 24 № 20958079 eoles 므2099525a e KB, 230 26s, erf krite.prg) +Everythin' you drink tastes purple, fuckl +N---- you can drink tamato juice an s---, stil tastes purple You leok fne in purple, to0 +Here's the deal n---- Now we can do this the easy way We ganna have us a ramartic evenin □ Anonymous 10mr12(Tue)01 04 Na 20955467 Replec tmasssnmassaaz ttaesssattaess㏁ +Damn n---- you steung +Shank n----- so had thay mamas feal it, naean? "Dem rods done sometn. to yo wang, bk sheeen GHETTO ·You got a some kids polearm like a halberd ora eFuck a n---- up six dfecent wiys with this Hald up n----, you be tryin' bo compensae 1 + Yo gots magic powers bitch + Only got to be like ZAP M----------- +Get yo own fly ass ow ·Shiiiiet n---- u metal as Tuck No pain wit no Cant fight, p---- bitch Yal readin too much n---- Sheeeeeit this ain't Hary Potter tYou can snipe kniggas and take dat coinage +Gat damn iron-hard dildo n----, you like Robin in t ou ain't actually gonna Robin anything yo you □ Anonymous 100m2(Tue)01:51 № 2095e845 KB, 217 247,barbananknigga pna white knight in Canpelton tdis knigga can git al mad bes File 134915567笾ing(10 kB, 230x266. dmid krigger png) like dum for a knigga momsayan? +Youre one wit nature and sht Fla: 1349157 112348 p-(13 KB, 230 265, roguaknigga jpa) +Talk te matha fuckan animals. You see a bear Know where to ind the best herb nawhatimsayin Dumbass n---- get a s cant wear no Hing woaden sword smetha fucke +Shankim regges ist d nght, they cant see Naw man you did NOT just take mah food stamps Emybody's han on yo thevin' skils +you make it rain, fo realz Flingin fre like it going outta style you wearin yo grarpspys nightclothes, wnt gonna □ Anonymous 10 02/12(Tue)01 52 No 20965066 Reples taassan pratect yau gainst s--- +Dat Hthief knight mad since ye stole his btchers aint go no hoad fo frontin side till you die knig9

YOU GET TO BE A BAD ASS KNIGHT, SON! WHICHIN' YOU WANT? YO DOUSED WATER KNIGHT +You're honorable n s--- +You have healing powers +You can shoot fine ·You hardcore You get all the p---- Paladins yo bitch +Get in all da clubs Wet t-shirt contests Always got drinks +Bitches be all over f----- charismatie d--- Anybody f--- wit you +Can wear lift yo bitch but not a bitch Max suag armor +Your sword is like, F---, you the niggest TWIN SWORD KNIGHT GOLD KNIGHT + You grow dat dank s--- 428 erryday wid da red knight + smoke enough to see da future TWO F----- SWORDS +n----- know you got the green blind a n---- wit yo golden sword love dose three tingsi money, -n----- always be expectin you to pay fo s--- la. n----. it's BOTH +bitches be all over your two sword style shields ain't actually for p------ + aluays lookin' te get dat gonna wish you had -You better have soame for a halberd knigsa be lookin' fo yo stash, keep cool nayn, keep WHITE KNIGHT + U only like dat hard s--- namsayin AXE KNIGHT SPEAR KNIGHT the f--- is this y ass green knight aint got s--- -gettin into and losin fights all the time steppin into other n----- -f--- son, you be the bitches bitch +s--- son you be stylin wit dat ax0 +swingin dat heavy axe make you swole -man why you gotta be perpetuatin the 2 pufts and aint nobahdy gonna f-- tchop down trees, doors, and n----- alike-disrespectful -n----- be makin axe puns and axin if dey -shameful can AXE you a question -get it, axe you a question bland as f--- armor, get some style n---- puffs an red knight best watch his bak cuz u krazy n---- long reach always gotta be findin dat next fix dat p---- ass eracka knight be all yo where mah teef at aint gonna ride yo you know she d--- fo dis, right n----? get real Anonymous ton1/12DAer023 42 N·20954542 Repler n2OGASZ2ttaessaz ·You can mak. ice carne cut afeverywhete Btches ove your pala tişga d--- You will hear f----- s----- ice puns Bitches can handle your cold d--- g KB, 230255, erf knte png Rack hard abs made of f-----' ocks, dawg -Rack hard dck made of f-----' rocks, sheat When yo get yo rocks of, yo f-----' shoat rocks Igets dem hoes dead 3x NBA MVP 2x NBA All-Star MVP S--- n---- you done tuclked "N----- alway"ying to c ch you ridn' dity File: 1349350453853 nE-(6 KB, 219 235, purp png) PURPLE (DRANK) KNGHT a dirty-888 hoe what aint +You are smooth, socatie gentleman wfe other fine people hke to be around +You have access to an insnite supply of grage-flavored sweet drinks wwomen enjny the taste of your gentais and are drewn to it +Gertismen you associate with wil deland you Io the death you are introuble Your skin sticks to upholstery and picks sp dog hair ye gots tha germ. son □ Anonymous 100212 Tue 0009 № 2096492 Reples "amass uma讼"reel uress2ux est요 □ Ano y no s 1002 12 Tue100 24 № 20958079 eoles 므2099525a e KB, 230 26s, erf krite.prg) +Everythin' you drink tastes purple, fuckl +N---- you can drink tamato juice an s---, stil tastes purple You leok fne in purple, to0 +Here's the deal n---- Now we can do this the easy way We ganna have us a ramartic evenin □ Anonymous 10mr12(Tue)01 04 Na 20955467 Replec tmasssnmassaaz ttaesssattaess㏁ +Damn n---- you steung +Shank n----- so had thay mamas feal it, naean? "Dem rods done sometn. to yo wang, bk sheeen GHETTO ·You got a some kids polearm like a halberd ora eFuck a n---- up six dfecent wiys with this Hald up n----, you be tryin' bo compensae 1 + Yo gots magic powers bitch + Only got to be like ZAP M----------- +Get yo own fly ass ow ·Shiiiiet n---- u metal as Tuck No pain wit no Cant fight, p---- bitch Yal readin too much n---- Sheeeeeit this ain't Hary Potter tYou can snipe kniggas and take dat coinage +Gat damn iron-hard dildo n----, you like Robin in t ou ain't actually gonna Robin anything yo you □ Anonymous 100m2(Tue)01:51 № 2095e845 KB, 217 247,barbananknigga pna white knight in Canpelton tdis knigga can git al mad bes File 134915567笾ing(10 kB, 230x266. dmid krigger png) like dum for a knigga momsayan? +Youre one wit nature and sht Fla: 1349157 112348 p-(13 KB, 230 265, roguaknigga jpa) +Talk te matha fuckan animals. You see a bear Know where to ind the best herb nawhatimsayin Dumbass n---- get a s cant wear no Hing woaden sword smetha fucke +Shankim regges ist d nght, they cant see Naw man you did NOT just take mah food stamps Emybody's han on yo thevin' skils +you make it rain, fo realz Flingin fre like it going outta style you wearin yo grarpspys nightclothes, wnt gonna □ Anonymous 10 02/12(Tue)01 52 No 20965066 Reples taassan pratect yau gainst s--- +Dat Hthief knight mad since ye stole his btchers aint go no hoad fo frontin side till you die knig9

File 1300070007122殴(39 KB. 292x233, 31pg) 0 0 □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)16 10 07 UTC-8 No 9877605 Replies-mm-arm mmm mlm12 mama manul-anm mam12 9877228821142830222220442881152831433 gift exchange at work get paired with guy Ive never got along with im the loner of the office snice old lady that sits next to me tells me she overheard him telling people he's going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a g his wile and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago buy him a book on how to find a wde and another book on how to conceive day of gift exchange l open my gift Poffice enupts in laughter he opens his gift everybody is silent his face gets red and he walks into office breakroom get caled a few names by co-workers go in breakroom to make popcom he's siting there teared up surrounded by people trying to comfort him nobody looks at me the entire time Im waiting for my popcom mtw

File 1300070007122殴(39 KB. 292x233, 31pg) 0 0 □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)16 10 07 UTC-8 No 9877605 Replies-mm-arm mmm mlm12 mama manul-anm mam12 9877228821142830222220442881152831433 gift exchange at work get paired with guy Ive never got along with im the loner of the office snice old lady that sits next to me tells me she overheard him telling people he's going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a g his wile and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago buy him a book on how to find a wde and another book on how to conceive day of gift exchange l open my gift Poffice enupts in laughter he opens his gift everybody is silent his face gets red and he walks into office breakroom get caled a few names by co-workers go in breakroom to make popcom he's siting there teared up surrounded by people trying to comfort him nobody looks at me the entire time Im waiting for my popcom mtw

File: 1387076264145.ipg-(569 KB, 1074x1650, TheFlash_1_TheGroup_001.jpg) Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)21:57 No.56991846 Replies: 56991988 56992020 >56992181>56992233 2256992305 Are there any weird comic book related things you l exclusively masturbate to amateur m----------- videos recorded on bad webcams When the women get close to orgasm and really start getting frantic in their movement while the poor framerate makes the hand look extremely blurred, I pretend they're tapping into the speed force in order to c-- I've been doing this for five years and it never gets old And I have to say I c-- in a Flash now because someone is going to inevitably say it and it may as well be me do? Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:01 No.56991988 File: 138 543.jpg-(45 KB, 486x293, Atomic Robo is sick of yo(..).jpg) S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:02 No.56992020 l used to pop "claws" (index, middle and ring fingers) on my right hand and quietly sneak into bathroom grumping and pretending to be a bub every morning when i was ten sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:07 No.56992181 File: 138 550.gif-(1.81 MB, 400x226, 1386111446005.gif) 70768225 S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:08 No.56992233 File: 1387076895944.ipg-(69 KB, 600x529, Wolf.jpg) >>56991846 (OP) sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:10 No.56992305 File KB, 1440x810,.pg) S>

File: 1387076264145.ipg-(569 KB, 1074x1650, TheFlash_1_TheGroup_001.jpg) Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)21:57 No.56991846 Replies: 56991988 56992020 >56992181>56992233 2256992305 Are there any weird comic book related things you l exclusively masturbate to amateur m----------- videos recorded on bad webcams When the women get close to orgasm and really start getting frantic in their movement while the poor framerate makes the hand look extremely blurred, I pretend they're tapping into the speed force in order to c-- I've been doing this for five years and it never gets old And I have to say I c-- in a Flash now because someone is going to inevitably say it and it may as well be me do? Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:01 No.56991988 File: 138 543.jpg-(45 KB, 486x293, Atomic Robo is sick of yo(..).jpg) S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:02 No.56992020 l used to pop "claws" (index, middle and ring fingers) on my right hand and quietly sneak into bathroom grumping and pretending to be a bub every morning when i was ten sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:07 No.56992181 File: 138 550.gif-(1.81 MB, 400x226, 1386111446005.gif) 70768225 S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:08 No.56992233 File: 1387076895944.ipg-(69 KB, 600x529, Wolf.jpg) >>56991846 (OP) sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:10 No.56992305 File KB, 1440x810,.pg) S>

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□ Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No 75545XX ▲ ▼ File128690103ing-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623 jpg) >Pretend Im a gidi just to get items SMeet a great girl in the process that corvinces me to join her guild >Become best friends She tuns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong -7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk -Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the homble truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we ve been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

□ Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No 75545XX ▲ ▼ File128690103ing-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623 jpg) >Pretend Im a gidi just to get items SMeet a great girl in the process that corvinces me to join her guild >Become best friends She tuns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong -7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk -Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the homble truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we ve been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

Key THE BUBBLE BASS BURGER Patty Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Extra Shingles 86 layers Toast = Everything = Last Burger Double 4x4 Animal Style 27 layers Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Animal Style 5layers 4x4 10 layers 4x4 Animal Style Double 2x -2 layers Triple 3 -2 layers Extra Shingles x shingles lavers 14 SLICES OF LIGHTLY BUTTERED TOAST 24 SLICES OF CHEESE 24 LAYERS OF EVERYTHING, WITH DOUBLE SAUCEAND ONIONS 24 ALL BEEF PATTIES APROXIMATELY 48 PICKLES TO FORGET DO YOU WANT TO F------ LIVE FOREVER? WE SERVE FOOD HERE

Key THE BUBBLE BASS BURGER Patty Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Extra Shingles 86 layers Toast = Everything = Last Burger Double 4x4 Animal Style 27 layers Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Animal Style 5layers 4x4 10 layers 4x4 Animal Style Double 2x -2 layers Triple 3 -2 layers Extra Shingles x shingles lavers 14 SLICES OF LIGHTLY BUTTERED TOAST 24 SLICES OF CHEESE 24 LAYERS OF EVERYTHING, WITH DOUBLE SAUCEAND ONIONS 24 ALL BEEF PATTIES APROXIMATELY 48 PICKLES TO FORGET DO YOU WANT TO F------ LIVE FOREVER? WE SERVE FOOD HERE

Later, on Ick/ File 1294633091ipg-(194 KB, 500x370, sb.jpg) E32 Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)23:18 No 22502690。 Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad? I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim We serve food here, sir □ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:12 No.22503859團團 3 KB, 168x141, 1294129961401.png) Double Triple six patties Bossy = all-beef patties Deluxe = let's just assume that is has seaweed sea lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickles, like a regular Krabby Patty Raft on toast Animal-Style In-n-Out slang for a double burger with all condiments, extra special sauce, and grilled onions Extra Shingles extra toast/buns Shimmy and a Squeeze buttered toast/bun with mayo/special sauce Light Axel Grease-light butter Make it Cry = (extra) onions Burn It grilled Let It Swim underwater version of To-Go So, to break it down, technically and purposefully overlapping the terms when used, we get >a Krabby Patty with 12 grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. to go [□ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:29 No.22504264團 File 3 KB, 184x172, 1293940964166.png) s> Oh, s---, I skipped over 4x4. GODDOMMOT A double triple 4x4 should be either: >2x3x4 24 OR >(2x3)+4-10 .depending on how you lay it out. I like to think that Bubble Bass is the kind of fish to order something with 24 patties on it | Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11 (Mon)00:35 №225044 13團 File 3 KB, 223x176, 1294050309296.png) Also, with it being a 4x4, it would have 4 extra slices of cheese as well. Animal style also techincally means that the patties are grilled in mustard. SO sa Krabby Patty with 24 mustard-grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. .to go That should be correct now. Animal style is not two patties, so far as I know

Later, on Ick/ File 1294633091ipg-(194 KB, 500x370, sb.jpg) E32 Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)23:18 No 22502690。 Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad? I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim We serve food here, sir □ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:12 No.22503859團團 3 KB, 168x141, 1294129961401.png) Double Triple six patties Bossy = all-beef patties Deluxe = let's just assume that is has seaweed sea lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickles, like a regular Krabby Patty Raft on toast Animal-Style In-n-Out slang for a double burger with all condiments, extra special sauce, and grilled onions Extra Shingles extra toast/buns Shimmy and a Squeeze buttered toast/bun with mayo/special sauce Light Axel Grease-light butter Make it Cry = (extra) onions Burn It grilled Let It Swim underwater version of To-Go So, to break it down, technically and purposefully overlapping the terms when used, we get >a Krabby Patty with 12 grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. to go [□ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:29 No.22504264團 File 3 KB, 184x172, 1293940964166.png) s> Oh, s---, I skipped over 4x4. GODDOMMOT A double triple 4x4 should be either: >2x3x4 24 OR >(2x3)+4-10 .depending on how you lay it out. I like to think that Bubble Bass is the kind of fish to order something with 24 patties on it | Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11 (Mon)00:35 №225044 13團 File 3 KB, 223x176, 1294050309296.png) Also, with it being a 4x4, it would have 4 extra slices of cheese as well. Animal style also techincally means that the patties are grilled in mustard. SO sa Krabby Patty with 24 mustard-grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. .to go That should be correct now. Animal style is not two patties, so far as I know

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■ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)21:26:11 UTC-5 No.520503316 Replies: >2520503796 >>520504032 Be at swings with 3rd grade gi >Talk about funny stuff >Have an idea: "Want to kiss?" >Girls hesitates, but after some flirting agrees After kiss, trembling with excitement, notice a teacher running towards you, yelling >Get startled, run to car and drive away

■ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)21:26:11 UTC-5 No.520503316 Replies: >2520503796 >>520504032 Be at swings with 3rd grade gi >Talk about funny stuff >Have an idea: "Want to kiss?" >Girls hesitates, but after some flirting agrees After kiss, trembling with excitement, notice a teacher running towards you, yelling >Get startled, run to car and drive away

File: 1386662233025 ig(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:57:13 UTC+11 No.520558752 [Reply So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured rd share. >Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated >A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. >Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows >They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s--- >Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcds >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. >Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries.

File: 1386662233025 ig(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:57:13 UTC+11 No.520558752 [Reply So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured rd share. >Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated >A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. >Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows >They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s--- >Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcds >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. >Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries.

File: 1377219945193 gf-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif gif) Anonymous (ID: hPHS )08 2013(Thu)21 0545 No 501550517 Replies: >>501551059프501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul paul is awsome polite,chivilraus will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back general good guy greg type training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month get everything set, times locations,carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had lttle brother tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to the next one we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) not one of our smarter ideas pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink get up early, follow paul to his town joking about we're undercover when suddenly.oh no no no no no no no >paul drives into a cemetary please be a shortcut please be a shortcut nope we watch him get out with a liter of soda,and a package of cupcakes goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes paul is not the type to cry about anything gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12 drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15 Anonymous (ID: EXaoVcZK) 08/22/13(Thu)21:07:54 No.501550891 If that really happened to you, that's an incredible experience.

File: 1377219945193 gf-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif gif) Anonymous (ID: hPHS )08 2013(Thu)21 0545 No 501550517 Replies: >>501551059프501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul paul is awsome polite,chivilraus will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back general good guy greg type training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month get everything set, times locations,carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had lttle brother tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to the next one we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) not one of our smarter ideas pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink get up early, follow paul to his town joking about we're undercover when suddenly.oh no no no no no no no >paul drives into a cemetary please be a shortcut please be a shortcut nope we watch him get out with a liter of soda,and a package of cupcakes goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes paul is not the type to cry about anything gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12 drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15 Anonymous (ID: EXaoVcZK) 08/22/13(Thu)21:07:54 No.501550891 If that really happened to you, that's an incredible experience.

NOW WHY ARE YOu sUGGESTING WE'RE FRIENDS? WE BASICALLY LIKE THE SAME S--- THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I LIKE MORE PICTURES OR WHEN IT AIRS ON CARTOON NETWORK Co LI

NOW WHY ARE YOu sUGGESTING WE'RE FRIENDS? WE BASICALLY LIKE THE SAME S--- THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I LIKE MORE PICTURES OR WHEN IT AIRS ON CARTOON NETWORK Co LI

□ Anonymous 07/02/11 (Sat)19:19 No.5 14228608 File1309648796 ipg-(39 KB, 360x344, DrDinosaur2.jpg) 51422697 You see, when a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a woman and a tentacle monster love each other very much or one of them is just really horny, they take one of their assorted appendages and ram it into whatever holes they can find. They do this repeatedly, until such time as it feels good Then they lay an egg.

□ Anonymous 07/02/11 (Sat)19:19 No.5 14228608 File1309648796 ipg-(39 KB, 360x344, DrDinosaur2.jpg) 51422697 You see, when a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a woman and a tentacle monster love each other very much or one of them is just really horny, they take one of their assorted appendages and ram it into whatever holes they can find. They do this repeatedly, until such time as it feels good Then they lay an egg.

sounds Google iqdb SauceNAO 1375158315644.png, 432 kB, 452x530 Anonymous Sun Sep 01 2013 01:29:52 No.11368995 Report Quoted By: >>11369001 >>11368979 moot are you gonna buy an Oculus Rift? You can have VR sex with Asuka moot ## Admin Sun Sep 01 2013 01:30:14 No.11369001 Report Quoted By >>11369007 >>11369009 >11369014 >11369015 >11369033>11369075 >>11368995 >You can have VR sex with Asuka but i arleady have real sex with her

sounds Google iqdb SauceNAO 1375158315644.png, 432 kB, 452x530 Anonymous Sun Sep 01 2013 01:29:52 No.11368995 Report Quoted By: >>11369001 >>11368979 moot are you gonna buy an Oculus Rift? You can have VR sex with Asuka moot ## Admin Sun Sep 01 2013 01:30:14 No.11369001 Report Quoted By >>11369007 >>11369009 >11369014 >11369015 >11369033>11369075 >>11368995 >You can have VR sex with Asuka but i arleady have real sex with her